Who here is truly pathetic life?

>>36505540
>grow up with mummy and neglegent shitstain of a father
>older brother/sister grow up to have successful lives while i rot alone and am unable to escape due to my inability to function as a human being as result of the emotional stress and terror i experienced from my father before he necked himself

HAHAHAHAAAAA FUCKING END ME WHOAAHAHABABAHAHA

>19
>graduate late from highschool with a gpa of 1.3
>be NEET for a year
>mom makes me go to community college
>only pass 1 class
>didn't get that I was a brainlet, sent me back for a second semester
>fail every class

I stopped attending classes in February and I haven't told her. Every Monday and Wednesday I just drive around during the hours I'm supposed to be in class so it looks like I'm going. When I get caught she's probably going to kick me out and I'll have nowhere to go. Oh well.

>>36505540
at least the girl pays you to drive her

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>18
>Currently NEET
>No friends and No girlfriend
>Depressive a fuck
>Being in the PC 24 hours a day
>No Hope and No illusions
> Waste 2 years of my life on the PC
>Be smart but drop out studies because of bullying

>Excel monkey making a shitty salary ($35k)
>Live at home
>KV
>26 years old

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>>36506767
You have just described my life perfectly.

>>36506124
apply for NEETbux. you qualify if you are brainlet

>>36505540

I really understand how NEETs with a car don't serve as Uber drivers (unless they have a criminal record or anything). It sounds like easy money for those too lazy/stupid/broken to work

>19
>hs drop out
>shut in neet
>spent a year without going outside
>start going outside again
>do bjj for a few months
>get anxiety again
>stop going outside

>>36506858
I can't move out with NEETbux so there would be no point.

>>36506767
>>36506851
I feel bad for people like you guys. It really sucks that there are a bunch of people in the world who are smart but end up wasting it because society fucked up. Meanwhile, we have borderline retards getting (((((educations))))) in gender studies, wasting millions of dollars in the government's money

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>>36505540
I have a security guard license too, retail is starting to go down hill. A lot of major companies are switching policies so you can't tackle shoplifters anymore.

Where is the fun in that??? I mean yeah there have been security guards who got seriously hurt but I think it's worth the satisfaction of justice being served instead of them getting away. Hurry in and get a retail job before all companies do this, have your fun while it lasts.

I used to work for Macy's too and they have no mercy, they even use handcuffs.

>>36505540
Sounds like your mommy is enabling your shit life style.

You know know that feel when you live alone. Its a good feel.

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>have extreme anxiety due to my father being an aggressive alcoholic my whole childhood
>brain naturally develops itself to avoid any type of conflict
>anytime I got bullied in school brain goes into that "avoid all conflict" mindset and my body "locks up", can't really react in anyway and just stare at the ground hoping the bullying will eventually stop
>it never does
>end up dropping out of highschool because of this
>19 now, NEET with my parents
>parents completely fazed me out of their lives, just kind of tolerate me living with them and ignore me for the most part
>my life has become complete stagnation
>realize there's nothing for me out there in the real world
>spend all my time in my room and only leave to grab food/drinks or use the bathroom

>>36506969
>tfw my normie sister is in gender studies

cucked family

>>36507072
I hope your parents aren't paying the loans. She is literally going to be working at Starbucks her entire life with that degree

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>>36505540
I'm like you except my parents didn't buy me a car on the condition that I get a degree with loans so i did and now they just pretend like everything is fine. Their advice for me is to keep applying even though it's been a year and I have no car in souther california. Also
>tfw not the favorite child
Pretty sure all of us can at least relate to that.

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my turn
>22
>almost failed school at the last year
>NEET with parents (single mother)
>vidya, 4chan, porn, youtube literally everday
>no driving license
>no job expierience in anything
>no friends at all
>no contact with anyone that i know in real life
>KHHV
>the only females i talk with is my mother
>only social interaction is at the grocery store with the cashier
>overweight
>antisocial personality disorder
>paranoid
>the only thing im good at in the slightest is world of warcraft
>trapsexual
>INTP

>>36507043
How did you get bullied anon? Looking back at my hs years, I knew a couple of people who got bullied or were outcasts. I feel bad now that I didn't stick up for them or invite them to sit with me for lunch

>>36505540
>brainlet
>wiry
>pale
>doesn't eat much
>zero contact with anyone besides my mother including online unless it's absolutely necessary
>practically live in room
>lay down most of the time while using my laptop
>highly emotionally unstable
>afraid of many things
>anger issues
>always get bent out of shape after I do something bad when I'm angry but go back to doing bad stuff without fail every time
>I guess I could add kv
>failed two semesters of college terribly
>got fired from first job
>had terrible acne but then took accutane
>don't have acne for the first time since kid
>right when the acne leaves, my psoriasis is triggered and I get it on my face now. I used to get it on my nose anyways
>psoriasis on dick a bit too
>have to put on several creams every day
>don't always feel motivated to
>severe adhd not the hyperactive kind but the one that makes you dopey
>almost get in car wrecks a lot because of this
>very poor short term memory
>don't trust the information in my brain because of this

>>36505540
>live with parents
>they had me at 21 so probably an accident
>mummy loves me no matter what
>dad doesn't like me that much
>got shit grades at school
>Go to coommunity college 3 days a week
>everyone in class has a job but me
>depressed but too pussy to kill myself
>didn't leave the bed until 3pm today
>spend all day on pc. Leave my room on average of 5 times a day to shit, eat and drink
>8 year old sister has better hand writing than me
>no gf

>>36506851
>>36506969
I know how it feels
And it is very frustrating to know that all the effort you made was in vain

Even so I am planning to go back to study, although it frustrates me a little to be in a younger generation than mine

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>manlet (only 5,11)
>dicklet
>brainlet
>brazillian
>I make around 2 dollars and 35 cents a hour
>have to use glasses
>every part of my body is skinny except my stomach
>in debt
>only work and play vidya
>the only girl I fucked is a fat tumblrina
>huge fear of rejection
>cant fucking drive

I think I will just kill myself after I finish playing all my PS3 games. I don't have how to get a better education with my debt, and I dont have how to make more without a better education

>25
>morbidly obese
>kissless virgin
>NEET living with mummy
>school and college dropout
>shower 1-3 times a month
>haven't brushed my teeth in over 10 years
>haven't spoken to a non family/doctor female in about 5 years
>only 2 or 3 friends that i speak to online

I don't think there's any hope for me desu

oh and I have a small dick

>>36507456

>morbidly obese

now how morbidly are we talking about?

>>36507482
6"0 330 lbs

Not documentary fat but enough to give me severe aches and pains

>>36507524

why don't you just lose it?

>>36507524
I bet you breathe through your nose loudly

>>36507545
Not that anon
I lost 115 pounds (300-185, 6'3) and I have saggy skin like an skinny old lady, have no will to live and everything hurts.
It doesn't get better and my food-based escapism makes me nauseous now.
Life is a joke.

>Be 28

>Be fat

> Go to trade school to learn air conditioning repair

> Find a chubby 4/10 there

> Date for 6 months, decides she wants an open relationship fearing loneliness agree

>She fucked about four other guys so far, I haven't found anything.

> Work weekends because my boss hates me.

I'm just such a beta weakling, I wished I stayed a NEET at my parent's house I wasn't made for this earth.

>>36507603
>He AGREED to an open relationship,

>>36506124
I'm doing the exact same thing except i'm 20.
My grand parents were blue collar workers, my parents fucked around for half their lives until their late 30's and then got educated with white collar jobs. Why am I supposed to go straight college?
Why do i have to be the one that goes straight into being a 9-5 wagie cuck in some office just because my parents think its a better future. 9-5 wagie work is for people with wives and children to support. I don't have that.

>>36507632
I thought I'd score some more pussy too.

>>36507603
Got what you deserved for posting here while being a non virgin normalfag.

>>36507545
too much of a lazy unmotivated depressed sack of shit

>>36507680
I'm not a normal fag, I got cucked and fat that should be pathetic enough.

>>36507569
If i do physical exercise. But I avoid that at all costs

>>36507707
If you know you're getting cucked, why are you still with her?

>>36507707
A lot of people get cheated on. You're a non virgin normalfag and I hope you get set on fire.

>>36507599

skin goes away with time

>>36507735
She owns the trailer we live in. I'd be homeless without her. I bought it but now it's in her name because I lost most of my money investing in a failed video game. Plus I'd rather not be lonely, I'm a fat ugly guy at a dead end job this is as good as I'm going to get.

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>>36507792
well it's been about 2 years since my weight leveled so I guess I'll keep looking forward to that.

>>36507569
I just gotta wonder, of all the boards on this site why in the flippin' anus would anyone want to tripfag here

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>>36505540
>21
>shy, sensitive in elementary
>but I had small group of close friends
>got bullied a bit by some fat Mexican

>father gets a job in Brazil, move
>social life destroyed, immense culture shock
>middle school worst time of life thus far
>felt total isolation
>immense bully from some blonde/blue eyed Chad guy
>had a sort of "sociopath" eyes
>but still have a small group of dear friends

>family moves back to Texas
>no friends for first two years of highschool
>grades slump
>manage to get 1 close friend
>develop social skills and better grades in last two years

>college comes
>have to go out of state to near New England
>fail to make friends as freshman
>currently 2nd semester junior, still no friends
>people are catching on that I have no friends
One guy point blank mockingly asked "Hey Anon, do you, uh, have any friends in.... your lab work? (shitty sentence to try and allude I have no friends)

This literally rattled my entire weekend. I've take Big 5 Personality tests and apparently I'm highly neurotic. God. Why do I always have to be the target for bullies. I've been racking my brain this entire weekend thinking of how should I confront my bully.

I think I'm gonna call him a latent homosexual. That's the best thing I've got aside from grabbing his hair and telling to his face that I'm not his friend.

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dont worry fellow robots when ever your sad keep in mind that you are not black

>>36507973
Break the hit barrier or exceed the energy they put out.
>>36507955
Just trying to spice things up.

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>>36508078
But I'm afraid of getting expelled from college. Plus the only environments I meet him are in classes. If I pull a stunt like that, it'll reflect badly on me. Plus, what if he decides to go nuclear and just scream "ANON HAS NO FRIENDS LOL!"