>be a virgin
>had enough of being a virgin at the age of 22
>decide to visit a whore to get rid of this awful title normans give me
>when i fap to porn i have trained myself to cum within ~2 minutes
>i stumble in, quite shy but she comforts me
>tells me it's 50 yuro for 20 minutes
>i know i do my cums in under 2 minutes
>i explain to her i am a fast cumming man, being down to two minutes
>i proceed to ask her for a discount, tell her i wouldn't pay extra if i only ate half a menu either
>she starts scolding me, i am clearly the customer here??
>right fist to the face i explain to her
>threatens to call the police
>we settle on a 25 yuro "fine"
>tfw didn't lose my Virginity but got to beat a whore
Lmaoo
keked my kek kek lekeke
>>36505461
thats a shit greentext but ty for that pepe.
For some reason, I love reading greentext stories of anons who went to lose their virginity to a prostitute and failed for one reason or another.
>>36505581
and i love reposting them to reddit to laugh at them for all eternity.
>he doesn't like getting beat by a woman.
>25 now
>was 15
>kept saying I wanted to die, was crying, don't remember why
>dad makes me go for a ride
>stops at a whore house
>I'm in shock telling him I can't do this
>makes me go in anyway
>tells guy at the door I'm 16 and it's my birthday
>bunch of mexican whores sitting around
>my dad picks out the prettiest one
>she walks me in the room
>she can barely speak English, asks my age
>don't lie and say I'm 15, she's taken back a bit goes on with it
>pulls down my pants
>I didn't think I was gonna get hard at all, still NERVOUS as fuck
>she puts a condom on her mouth and puts it on my dick
>starts sucking me off real good
>all hard and ready
>she lays in the bed and puts my dick in her
>start fucking the shit out of this whore
>her eyes start rolling and she's moaning oh papi
>out of nowhere she starts squeezing and playing with my nuts as I'm fucking her
>hurt but kept going with it as she was enjoying it
>fucked her doggy
>came while I was smashing and squeezing her juicy ass
>she was trying to say it was really good in her broken english
>kind of want to keep fucking but the 30 minutes were up
>dip out of there
>dad thinks he fixed me
I mean, it helped, I kind of want to die right now but not for reasons I did before.
>>36505708
do you think you actually did or was it just her job to say you did?
>>36505884
*did good
>>36505461
>i am a fast cumming man, being down to two minutes
>right fist to the face i explain to her
Kek
Solid post op, gave me a hearty laugh
>>36505708
>out of nowhere she starts squeezing and playing with my nuts as I'm fucking her
>>hurt but kept going with it as she was enjoying it
Oh darling, she was trying to get you to cum faster.