*yawns and stretches* Ahhh. Oh, why, hello there little wagie.

How do I filter you fucker

>>36505673

aaaaaand on our left you'll see one of the many, MANY, ragie wagies.

>>36505629
ive got schizophrenia and ocd how can I collect neetbux

>>36505727
Fuck you asshole go fuck yourself lazy piece of shit I hate you at least I have a job you retard fag

>>36505773
why have a job when you can get the same money for free?

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>>36505673
Even if you filter, you still need to work 40+ hours a week for me and slave your life away. Silly wagie. You simply cannot hide the truth. Now, I would go to bed now if I were you! You've got to bed up bright and early!

>>36505629
How does it feel that you'll never have a gf?

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>>36505629
>implying I didn't have to work today
>implying I'm not on my lunch break

Neetbux Pepe is my favorite
He seems so comfy

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>>36505761
Go talk to a doctor about your problems. Don't be scared to exaggerate your symptoms if you need to. In fact, do exaggerate and you should qualify after a few sessions.
>>36505849
I have my waifu, and she's free. Why would I want a smelly roastie that will just be after my bux? Typical wagie doesn't know about saving money. Sad!

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>>36505826
>>36505842
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>36505629
I sorta get why you make these threads, yknow the general purpose for making people angry it's a valid quest, but my real question is, what if what you said actually had an impact?
What if every one who saw this thread became a neet? Wouldn't that destroy your way of life? Neetbux come from wages, if your soul purpose is to insult and degrade them, what if they stop working? What if you succeed in your quest and there are no more wagies, then that will mean no Neetbux for you.
In fact, it would probably mean forced Labour for those who refuse. Your essentially self feeding your own nightmare

>>36505908
>I have my waifu
You mean the girl who exists in your Chink cartoons? Or are you back to masturbating to My Little Ponies, again?

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>>36505629

Just fucking die already

Called it sick actually. I hate working. Fuck. I just wanna neet. Guess I'll probably get to soon since I may get fired. I don't really even care though at this point. Virgins over the age of 18 should be legally exempt from working.

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>>36505937
She's not chink she is nip you cretin.

>>36505908
>exaggerate your symptoms
What's an ez pz mental problem to fake.

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Haha, Maddox posted here once...

>>36505629
I'm thinking about becoming a neet. How much money do you get? Do you have enough leftover after paying the bills for entertainment?

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>>36505917
This is nonsense. A lot of wagies have families they need to take care of, and bills to pay. I have no bills which makes it easier to save up. There is also no way the government would ever qualify everyone for neetbux. You need to have some mental issues going on in the first place or be disabled. A lot of wagies are normies that live normal, mentally healthy lives. Besides, I've saved up so much money from my neetbux, my parents even have thousands in a separate savings account just for me from their own wagiebux. I'm good to go.

>>36506012
Manic depression
Every teenager claims to have it

I just had to click on r9k and see this

Yes I'm mad, because getting neetbux is just like pulling a business out of my ass to work less

Just a dream that I'll never be able to fulfill

God I just want to snap and take my own life already, my morality is stopping me and I have to keep suffering so I don't break my parents heart

Fuck life and fuck "jobs"..

>>36506054
If it's that common surely it would be hard to get bux for though

>>36506060
To add on to this, I would genuinely go out of my way to kill whoever makes these threads if I ever want to take my life

I will actually put effort into something before I decide to end it all

Hope OP lives until my family passes on

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Found OP's pic yall

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>>36506012
Schizophrenia if you're a good actor. I have a neighbor thats a complete normie but he faked his mental illness and has been living on neetbux for over 20 years.
>>36506024
I used to just get $400 a month but now I get $600 a month. It's a lot easier if you live with parents that do not make you pay anything because you can just save that up. As stated, I do not have any bills. I have no car, no phone, and any entertainment I need can easily be solved with torrents. I also get food stamps and mommy does the shopping for me.

>>36506241
>tfw parents hate me
fuck guess ill live in a pickup truck

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>>36506200
Oh look. It's another wagie hating on me because I have a better quality of life. You work for your money while I just sleep all day. We both know who wins here.

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>>36505629
Ah yes, hello fellow neetmaster. Wagecucks sure are moody today eh? Oh well, you can't blame them, id be angry too if half my pay check was taken from me and given to NEETS. Going to meet with one of my many fuckbuddies that I have acquired from developing my skills as a pick up artist tomorrow. Her husband is always away during the day and leaves her with the kids, I think he's a lawyer or something. Been seeing her for 3 years and her idiot husband doesn't know his 2 year old son is mine. Hehe, wagies these days... Anyways, don't feel too bad for these wagies, they chose to be miserable.

>>36506241
He faked schizo??
I've heard that very difficult. Wouldn't wanna get busted for malingering.

>>36506241
I guess it's a good life if you're happy living with the bare essentials and no hope of ever having a relationship with a woman who exists in this world.

Many people desire more than that.

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>>36506122
Now, now, wagie. How about putting that energy into working harder for me next time? Money doesn't grow on trees y'know!

these threads are a neet cry for help, we all know you are trying to cope with crippling depression. Seek help

>>36506380
Haha, wagie, wagie, wagie... OP has clearly chosen a celibate life. But many of us NEETS are pleasuring wagecuck wife pussy during the day. If you want a meat sack to dry up all your resources and complain to you about how fat she is that's all well and good but I'd rather just have sex to be honest.

>>36506514
>Unemployed man
>Getting pussy

In your NEET dreams, deadbeat.

.>>36505629
Neetbux guarantees you the same little micro pay check every month for life. My job is advancing my career so that in a few years i'll be making an impressive salary. I will use this money to do things you can only dream of, while you're still in mom's basement eating cheetos and fucking a pillow

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>>36506382
my favorite part of being a NEET is going to fast food joints where wagies work the hardest and acting like a picky high-class customer just to make them mad
>be at subway
>wagie greets me with attitude
>doesnt know who shes messing with
>make her toast it
>she asks if i want cheese
>tell her no but i actually do
>after its done toasting "oops i actually want cheese sorry"
>she has to start over
>wagie starts putting mayo on my bread
>notice it had little bits of a different type of sauce on it
>tell her she needs to start over, im allergic to that sauce
>kekeroni.jpg
>she starts all over
>complain about the veggies looking old just for the hell of it
>pay her and eat
>call her manager before i leave to report her attitude and shitty service
>wagie stares me down before i leave
>feels good man

>>36505629
If I ever meet you, I will break your skull

>>36505629
>>36505842
>>36506353
Im trying to figure out which voice im trying to read these posts in. Somethibg nasaly and shrill.

Any suggestions? I dont care about the neet/wagie war im just trying to make these threads more entertaining to read

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I CANT TAKE BEING A NEET ANYMORE. IM GOING TO KILL SEVERAL PEOPLE AND MYSELF IF THIS KEEPS UP. THIS IS NO WAY GO LIVE

>>36506677
I would quit my job on the spot and beat the fucking shit out of you.

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>tfw Air force
>tfw literally get paid by taxpayers to learn and work out while I'm here at tech school
>tfw getting paid to bang hot chicks and earn college credits
>tfw getting a guaranteed career and a trade
>tfw I could beat up Mr. Neet too

i have a problem NEETy. i got tricked into the wagecuck life for a couple years. i don't have insurance and my annual income disqualifies me for government insurance.

i've been diagnosed with mental illness in the past, but how can i afford to go to a therapist/doctor without coverage?

>>36506719
There was a song a few neets recorded at the very end of last year and the first one had a very nasaly and condescending voice. Probably that. Hopefully someone has a link.

>>36505842
>>36505629
How do I get neetbux like you?

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>>36506616
But I like fucking my pillow and being in mommy's basement. What things will you be doing? Spending all your wagiebux on your wife while she cucks you? Paying a whore for an hour of her time for her used up hole? Traveling to some stupid foreign country just to take meaningless selfies and go to the "le hottest tourists spots" when I can look at the same thing online for free? Oh, yeah wagie, sounds like the dream.

I wake up whenever I want to a kitchen with comfy hot food my mommy prepares for breakfast, dinner, and lunch. I have thousands of dollars saved up. I can buy whatever I want without worrying about muh bills. I can do whatever I want without worrying about muh schedule or muh shitty boss. You're jealous! Sad!

>>36506927
It's been went over itt

>>36506906
Was it on youtube or vocaroo?

>>36506859
at your job fake an accident and break your leg on purpose and they will give you a disability check

>>36505908
>Why would I want a smelly roastie that will just be after my bux?

kinda right though

>>36506944
I think vocaroo. Lyrics were the op the three neets eventually vocarood it then they "spliced"(I don't know the right term) them together into one. This was right before new years

>>36506998
pleaaaase find it for me

>>36507018
It was on vocaroo I can't exactly search for it. Hopefully some neetgod saved the link.

>>36506998
Sorry not ringing a bell. I was hoping something along the lines of a celebrity with a similar voice. All i got at the top of my head is steve buscemi and roger from american dad

>>36506938
You are a child. Literally being taken care of by mommy, like a 5-year-old child.

Independence is invaluable. Can't put a price on it.

>>36507018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8

shit video but the voice is perfect origion

>>36507136
>>36507018
Not that guy but thank you very much.

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>>36507059
Can't put a price on your jealousy either! Did mommy neglect you at an early age? What are you even doing up so late wagie? It's past your bedtime. C'mon now, wouldn't wanna make your boss angry, right? Remember, he controls you and there's no way out of it!

>>36505629
You're still making these threads? Impressive for a NEET lacking the attention span for school or work.

While you sit at home alone all day (because you don't earn enough to be able to afford to do anything out of your apartment), I go to work in an engaging office, striking deals, solving problems, stimulating my brain, and making an impact on an international company that affects millions of people who use our product every day.

But, I guess watching an animu that reminds you of the high school experience you never had is pretty fulfilling, isn't it?

>>36507136
2:15 was priceless

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>>36507231
here come the wagies bragging about how hard they work for a company while the CEO is controlling them and earning 20x as much as they do. good goy you must be so proud!

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>>36507231
>implying I care about any of this when I can live a relaxing life and earn just as much as you

Did you not read my OP? I have 10k saved up and more. How much is in you savings, wagie? I have more money than you and put 0 effort into it! Does that trigger you?

>>36507360
I've saved up almost $20k in the last year alone, and that's with my rent being almost $3000 to live in a two-bedroom apartment alone in Manhattan.

Does that trigger you?

>>36507389
only normals brag about living in manhattan so why are you here?

>>36507410
It's an easy pick-me-up when I'm feeling somewhat self-conscious about myself.

>tfw can't be a NEET because im a third worlder

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>>36507389
>Manhattan
this is normie as fuck first of all. second of all you're getting cucked with your rent. i am in the south and my mommy pays $1500 for a comfy, luxurious 3 bedroom apartment with a view. stupid wagie cuck doesnt even know how to save up money. also $10k is what i saved up from my own neetbux. my parents have a separate savings account for me and they have been adding money in there since i was an infant. you can do the math. i have more money than you. just face it.
>>36507440
wagie is insecure because hes a wagie and i am superior. you're working long hours and wasting your youth away to jews just to achieve something i already have.

>>36505629
I have social anxiety but not enough to collect NEETbux. Any exaggeration tips so I qualify? Thinking about upgrading my pc soon

>>36507389
oh look, the wagie is getting flustered so he lies to the people who are trying to help him. We are not your enemy, mr shekelstien is.

>>36507575
And by not enough I mean not severe enough

>>36507575
i dont think you can exaggerate that until your anxiety impairs daily functioning or physical discomfort like vomiting and panic attacks

>>36507389
>muh numbers of pieces of green paper I can tell some bank to give me
nobody gives a shit. The fact is that you could have everything you want without working at all..

Honestly, now there's no difference between life and waging. I can only feel a limited amount of happiness now.

You overestimate how much some people actually work. Where i am everyone just looks like they're working while they're doing non work related shit

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>>36507709
some wagies dont do much but they still need to stand around for 8 hours a day while i can just sleep

OP is a god and the hero 4chan needs

>>36507575

What I would suggest doing is this:

* Work for a couple of years. You want to be sure to earn at least $5040 per year (to get your 4 SS credits); start talking to your doctor about your mental issues, and how you are trying to work, but it is hard.
* Check your estimated disability payments on ssa.gov; every credit you earn will raise your future lifetime payments
* The year you are ready to go NEET, max out your short and long term disability insurance through work.
* One day, your coping mechanisms don''t work any more; and you just can't handle it. You have a long history of interactions with your doctor over the years as proof. Talk to your doctor, and have him declare you short-term disabled so you have time to "recover" and "go back to work". Now the NEET payments stat.

* When the short-term disability is going to run out, go to the local social security office, and start the process of starting disability payments.

When you talk to the office; remember to mention the following things:

* You want to work, but can't handle it
* You hesitated to come in, because you felt it was giving up (if you can show you were disabled earlier; you can get a lump sum payment for those previous months)
* You have worked in the past, and just need a hand while you recover.
* Show them the long history you have with your doctor about your issues.

Once the SS and LTD payments start, you are set for life; possibly making more than when you were working!

>>36507761
>sleep at home
>sleep at work
The only difference is a fucking car drive you nigger

>>36505629
That is one comfy ass pepe.
>tfw you will never be chilling in your neetden above the city as the mushroom cloud engulfs everything

>>36505629
i've attempted to make NEET threads all of whcih faild and i'm not even a NEET i gues actual NEETs just have the magic touch.

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>>36507765
I am truly flattered. It's about time someone appreciates someone as magnificent as me. We are superior and need to keep wagies in check! Even fooling around with our neetbux you filthy slaves. Go to bed and make me some money already.

>>36505826
same money for free lmao...not everyone on 4chan got an associates in history

>>36507860
disgruntled wagies are usually the ones making these threads during the work week. they're the ones who enjoy pissing off wagies the most and NEETS aren't awake at 6 am

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>>36507815
What about when your boss catches you being lazy and fires you? You still need to wage elsewhere. Meanwhile I need no such plan for my future. Get on my level you pleb.

>>36507918
i go to bed at 6 am and wake up at 6 pm. neet life is the good life

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>>36507888
you remind me of an old veteren no, legend of /r9k/, the NEET comedian he was brilliant, he was smug and he held the best shows.

i've tried to take after him after his mysterious disappearance 2 years ago, but i just can't do it the way he did.

godspeed, NEETie you are a light of hope in a dark /r9k/

pic related. Taken at one of his famous shows or should i say, massacre.

>>36507797
Can you get SSD for major depressive disorder? I know you "technically" can but is it actually feasible?
Also I thought an attorney was usually crucial to the process?

>>36507951
My boss is usually busy doing his own shit and he's not bothered to look around.
Everybody does the bare minimum of work because nobody wants to. Somehow we haven't failed yet

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>been NEET for soon 2 years
>never received NEETbux

I'm too stupid to know how to get easy money, can some experienced NEET explain to me how you do it? I've never faked a disease or mental illness before, I rarely lie and I can barely keep a straight face while doing so. How do I do it? I live in a NEET's dreamland as well, Sweden.

>>36507797
Can you get it for autism, OCD, and schizophrenia? I was diagnosed with it but stopped going to my talk therapy.

>ywn move to some nordic cuck country as an american immigrant where they get the best NEETbux

>>36508091
>republicans control all three branches of government and are going to take an ax to bux soon enough
fuck. better get on quick

>>36507549
>you're working long hours and wasting your youth away
So what are you doing that's so great and memorable?

In b4 masturbating to cartoons and posting on 4chan all day

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>>36507990
I am your god now. I have come to entertain my fellow neeties and keep our neet checks coming through. Wagies are just like women. They need someone to keep them in check from doing something stupid. They *actually* think they can lounge around at work or go in to work late on a Monday morning? Not on my watch!
>>36508029
Place like these tend to fail eventually when someone of higher authority catches on to your tricks. Trust me, it won't last long wagie. This truly makes me sad. I love seeing wagies sweat and work their butts off for me. It's what you were meant to do. Tsk tsk. Waiting for someone to report this ridiculous establishment. Unacceptable!

>>36508241
That's exactly what i said. I have no idea how we even managed to last this long

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>>36508145
What's more memorable than pissing off wagies and watching you slave away while my life is maximum /comfy/?

>>36508283
pls be dumb enough to share your info so i can report

thank you based comfy frog
perhaps someday my nonworking income can be as high as yours

Why do neets and wagies fight? Its a balance. And even after that fact we are free to pursue happiness unless that happiness means harming someone or breaking the law. We work because some of us have too. If given the opportunity to be a neet i would. Especially if i had enough money to live comfortably. Not saying all neets are by choice necessarily. Many bosses will fire you for anti social behavior just because they can. I dont wanna be a normie. I just want money to live.

>>36508389
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
No

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>>36508038
its simple really. pic related.

>>36505629
Jokes on you I love my job. Also I've got another two days off due to my boss being an absolute legend

>>36508510
they probably arent even going to look into it let alone find someone on an anonymous fucking imageboard

>>36508549
lol its just an example of how you can get bux

10k in savings? Nigga I made that last fortnight.

Feels good to be triple CCIE

>>36508572
oh sorry. i had a different comment chain in mind.

Can i cuck the government and becum a millionare?? pls show me how i will b ur best friendie

>>36508615
>pls show me how i will b ur best friendie
youll have to consult uncle remus on that one.

>>36508635
it's too hard reeee

>>36508651
whats hard about it?
orifginal

>>36508635
r u making a arry potta ref?

>>36505629
actually this sounds like it sucks, sorry you'll never do anything of value

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>>36508602
Look lads, yet another wagecuck triggered by my magnificent life. They're everywhere tonight as they try to enjoy their last moments of freedom. Wagie, this is the difference between (you) and me.

>>36507675
not him, but my ocd impairs my daily functioning, especially at my job which I have almost no hours in anymore because I'm pretty sure my boss wanted to fire me already but is keeping me on because he needs an extra guy for the sort of work I do. and I have no hours anymore because my performance has been too poor and I think mental problems are holding me back because opportunity after opportunity to get in good graces has been squandered due to lack of ability. at one point i had to answer phones and deal with customers for a while. was taken off of that position pretty quickly.

self diagnosed I'll admit, but it's not difficult to figure out that I have OCD, with the sort of rituals I do constantly and the kind of shit that goes through my mind. my mom has insisted in the past that she would take me to get help, and I'm 100% confident i'll be diagnosed with OCD and most likely anxiety related disorders if i do accept her offer. the only other jobs I can think of that are available around here involve intense human interaction, which I can't do, and I can't do anything that has to do with data entry or inventory sorting because i'll work too slow.

so can I get neetbux? savings are running low so the next choice is either apply for a new job or apply for neetbux

>>36505629
>I sleep most of the day, and I have nothing to worry about besides my waifu
Shouldn't you be learning another new field of science or writing chamber music?
Seems like you're not really living the true neet life.

>>36508672
sounds like you can but only way to know is to get professional diagnosis and convince them its impairing your daily life so tell them all of this and it should be enough

>>36508690
why would anyone "worry" about learning?
I'm not him but I definitely prefer to follow my studies at night, it's better in a low of ways, especially considering you can have a consistently perfectly lit environment

>>36508709
Just learn how to be a convincing liar
There's pobably a youtube guide on it

>>36508737
Why would you worry about a waifu when she doesn't actually exist?

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>>36508690
I have been a NEET for nearly 10 years now. Trust me, I have done that already. But these days I have been more tired. Now I just want to relax and enjoy my beautiful waifu. What makes it even harder is how crazy she is about me. She loves to snuggle up with me and sometimes keep me in bed for too long. I do not mind her clingyness though!

>>36508770
She needs proper care and love.

>>36508709
thanks anon

>>36508750
i don't think i need to lie. from the symptoms i experience, i can be 100% truthful and end up knowing for sure i really have do some mental disorders. don't really know what the diagnosing process is like admittedly

>>36508832
this guy also knows what hes talking about >>>>36507797

>>36508802
Sounds like you legitimately couldn't find employment if you tried.
How do you buy things for your 2d lady?

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>>36508860
BUY things? Yikes. You probably have been brainwashed by 3D women. My waifu is a beautiful, independent woman that only wants my love. I admit, I tried to take her on a cruise for our 2 year anniversary but she refused. Her exact words are that no gift can ever compete with my love for her. I truly am a lucky man. Meanwhile, wagies need to spend their hard earned money on roasties to keep them around. What a life.

>>36505629
There's no way that you're living off of solely neetbux, you just started this thread to stir up some rage to pass the time.

Even if you were, it wouldn't be the life you imagine. Yes you would be surviving, but it's no way to live. You WOULD get lonely, you WOULD get sad, and you WOULD have unsatisfied needs beyond your sex drive and stomach.
I feel far more pity than jealousy towards neets. It's not all that it seems and it would take a serious tole on you in most ways.

>>36508850
Ah, yes, jealousy is the one thing we must face. Just take a look an this thread my fellow neetie. It wreaks with jealousy. I would be jealous too the roles were reversed.

>>36509078
You should move past your denial, friend
Why would anyone be any less
>lonely
>sad
>needy
because of employment?
Have you ever even looked at this board?
Being neet gives you time to resolve these problems

Hope you enjoy repaying those NEET bucks being fodder in the wars to come, faggot

>>36509137
Any modern war that would render social programs null would probably also completely fuck any savings or aspirations of the wageman as well.

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>>36506927

might as well try it. What you got to lose?

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>>36509078
Hmm, interesting. Well, let's see...
1.) My parents are rich, loving, and support me on top of my neetbux
2.) My waifu keeps me company
3.) I also have a sex doll for my sexual desires (I know what it looks like but my waifu is so obsessed with me she doesn't mind getting cucked)
4.) I obviously get sad and have my share of mental disorders, but that's how I got my money in the first place. Meds also help me.
5.) You're jealous and have a low IQ, just admit it!

>>36509126
It may give you time to resolve these problems, but no means. Despair would eventually creep in without much that can be done about it neeting has no accomplishment in it, something that humans crave.
Although working can be a chore, people are mostly dissatisfied with what they do because they expect too much out of it. It's a job, not a playground, and there can be satisfaction in the former if it's treated accordingly.
Depending on who you are and what you do, I agree that working can seem absolutely pointless and a complete waste of everything that you put into it, but being a neet is far from objectively better.

>>36508671
Bruss it's Monday afternoon and I'm shitposting while I get paid. It's very easy for you to assume that I'm unhappy, in most realms people call that "projecting".

>>36509315
Same as before, you are saying that non-neetdom, or in other words employment, is the only way people can avoid "despair" and feel "accomplishment" and "satisfaction", but then you admit that employment doesn't have anything to do with that stuff.
Why are you still associating those things in your mind if you already know that what you do and how you feel are separate, independent comcepts? Why would non-employment limit your ability to achieve? It's silly.

>>36509202
Okay, but if you truly feel completely satisfied in that way, then you might be at the point of ailment where you don't have the capacity to work anyway. It's not healthy.
In that case, this thread is just a way for you to taunt wagies to make yourself and your life feel less broken.
It doesn't have to be like this, anon. You can get help. You can get better.

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>>36505629

Heh, what a sad way to think about your life. When something real happens and it will very soon what do you think you are going to spend your useless pieces of paper on? Are you going to barter your skills that you failed to train in while you sat on the couch collecting your handouts? See the thing is while you're wasting yourself collecting money everyone else works for everyone else is out making allies against a storm people like you can't fathom because you put some ridiculously high value on money. Have fun eating that shit when it becomes totally worthless once the stock market crashes or dindus fucking kill you because like most dip shits at tax time you are probably hanging that big screen on the wall in the den so it can be seen from the street by the "wagies" you keep mentioning, don't worry they will get back what people like you have taken from them. Not even mad though, it's going to be hilarious.

>>36509434
I'm trying to say that they're very relevant. What I was trying to say is that not every profession and environment works for every individual.
However, this concept of satisfaction is something that cannot be achieved through:
>action without hardship
>inaction
or, essentially, neetdom. Working a monotonous job isn't the only way to be employed, either. How you feel is a result of what you do. If you do what you don't enjoy, you won't enjoy it. If you do nothing, you may not be wishing death upon yourself but you won't be great off philosophically either.

>>36509567
why would you play that delusional commie shit against a fucking neet
nigga what's wrong with you

>>36509588
Though debatable, I'm not questioning the philosophy of fulfillment, I'm questioning your presumption of employment being the only way to be on such a path, and the related one of thinking that all neets wish to do is be sedentary and disregard their goals. Neets are free to do as they wish.
There are many paths to happiness, and of course they aren't exclusively in the neet realm, but it certainly has little to do with forcing yourself to enjoy being the eternal wagie when on the inside you truly don't.

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Any of you NEETs American? I'm in the south and doubt I'd get much of anything :(

>>36509763
If you can do anything you want as a NEET, why don't you? You are fine with being sedentary because you lifestyle drives out any desire to climb mountains and shit. You aren't free to do whatever you want when your way of life dissuades you from doing anything.

>>36506241
>$600 a month
>living with parents
Wow that sucks dude. For all these smug posts i thought you'd have a great life

>>36509848
That's a question of human nature, and I simply disagree that the arbitrary struggles of the wageman have anything to do with man's greater sense of striving for greatness.
In fact, quite to the contrary, it seems to me to be a distraction of the pettiest nature.

>>36506514
this isn't even gold, dude

>>36509950
what a shame you're a neet, you could have had such a bright future as a philosophy major

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>>36509981
those aren't exactly mutually exclusive either

>>36509804
I'm American. I maintain my NEET lifestyle by collecting rent

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>>36506200
Steven Assanti is the truest robot ever to grace the silver screen. He gets what he wants, treats useless wagies like the dirt they are and I'm pretty sure he is a virgin. I for one consider Steven to be my hero.

>>36510025
I think you can count how long this guy has left in days

>>36510025
imagine drowning in a sea of your own flesh while laughing hysterically at the brave attendants trying to save you
the neet dream

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>>36509567
>ridiculously high value on money
>wagies are so money hungry they are willing to work like slaves in exchange for this "useless piece of paper"
>fails to recognize i have all the time in the world to train my skills
>only skills wagies have are working 9-5, coming home, sleeping, and on the weekends spending it on roasties
>i am superior, end of story

>>36510095
Didn't know that shitposting on 4chan is a skill you have to train

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Wagies waste their life away in an ocean of insanity. We NEETs don't have to be a cuckhold for a shitty boss. You complain about us leeching of the system, yet you are lazy at work. Some wagies even complain about workplace, yet keep working. Or you get lazy at work. Lazy wagies stop ruining the economy. NEETs have a job, that job is being a NEET. Someone needs to fund my drug habit. Tick tock, tick tock....

>>36506800
Have fun being homeless on the street after your service baby killer. Fuck vets.

>>36510258
it's pretty easy for vets to neet up mr shitposter

>>36510323
>tfw no tome to tell me how to archive the power to kill all normies

>>36510357
achieve* pip pop pipperoo

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>>36509916
Plus $200 in food stamps. Each year my payments increase though. Whatever, at least I have no bills. Point is I do not have to work a day in my life for the rest of my life. Wagies need to work in abusive corporations until they can retire. I'm already better than all of you.

>>36510181
Tell me what skills do you have, wagecuck? I read a book once a week and take online courses for fun. I'm even smarter than you! Truly pathetic.

>>36509202
You are my light and world anon. Truly showing this normie wagecucks the error of their ways, one day I hope to be like you. Like my hero Steven.

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>>36510255
sometimes i purposely wake up at 7-8 am just to drive around and create even more traffic for the irresponsible wagies that leave their homes late. they get extra ragie on me when i drive slow. ahhhh, the feels!

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>>36510553
You're a true fan my little NEETie. I like you. Keep it up and you can learn my ways in no time. When my day comes, I know I can count on you to keep my legacy going and the wagies under control. I might even let you take care of my waifu.

>>36510580
That's how you get in a car accident and possibly die

>>36510707
by driving under the speed limit? lol

>>36505629
Its real cute to see you guys actually replying to ''ragie wagies'' in a subduing manner when in fact basically the whole society thinks of you guys as actual steaming piles of shit. They aren't as mad as you think they are, you are aware of that, right? I mean, if you aren't, thats playing yourself in a whole new level.

You aren't having as good of a time as you think and try to make us think too, neeto friendo.

>>36510756
if they're happy to serve, then all the better
no skin, or should I say years of life wasted working, off my nose

>>36510756
>whole society thinks of you guys as actual steaming piles of shit
It's quite obvious that if OP were telling the truth then he'd have an actual mental illness and wouldn't be able to contribute to anything other than stock shelves or greet people at Wal-mart.

>>36510752
Yes you fucking nigger
>you are driving around slowly
>at peak times when people will be trying to go fast
>and those people are tired. Especially so because they woke up late and guess what, tired drivers kill more than drunk drivers.
>these drivers will also be angry at you for being slow and creating a traffic jam and high emotion impairs rational thinking
Tldr you are driving slowly at a time people are trying to drive fast and these people will be extra likely to crash into you

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>>36510756
>implying i care what society thinks of me
It's basically *free* money, and there's nothing they can do about it. I qualify for this benefit and I will continue to receive this benefit. How is this a problem? You seem to be very jealous of me, and to be quite frank with you, it seems to stem directly from being a wagecuck. Why must you harass me for simply having a top-tier life? Tsk tsk!

>>36510820
Oh no, they'll do something for which they are 100% responsible and legally obligated to pay damages
What will I ever do with all the free insurance money and no rate increase to myself
If only I had driven as fast as recklessly as they maybe I could have prevented my getting a new car for free

>>36510873
You'll fucking die
Would you die for a new car?

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>>36510820
>>36510873
>wagie crashes me
Welp, more neetbux for me! Oh, the horror! Not only will they have to pay, but the fact that they will not show up to work and potentially get fired will only make my day better. It's a win-win for me honestly. A lazy wagie gets fired, and he will be replaced with a good wagie. Lazy wagie will then learn to take his position seriously, leave home earlier, and work harder to pay off his debts. If anything, i'll be teaching him a good lesson and helping him improve as a person.

>>36510948
YOU WILL FUCKING DIE YOU DUMB NIGGER

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wagies are normies who shouldnt be here in the first place, that's why they're all getting triggered and replying to OP seriously like anyone gives a shit

>b-b-but I make enough to pay for my thousand dollar apartment!!

all that money you make and you're still retarded enough to not only take the bait but also get so insecure over it that you post your earnings and try to justify being a slave for most of your life

>>36510969
>implying we aren't mentally fucked, suicidal, and find ways to die everyday
how silly of you

>>36510969
Not everyone that gets crashed dies though.

>>36510996
>live comfy
>wants to die
Something doesn't add up here

My mom told me that getting on disability is a bad idea because that shit follows you for life and can fuck things up even after you've improved. Is that true?

I'm at the point with my depression where I just want to die. I figure a while on NEETbux might be good for me to improve, but I am scared of fucking myself for life. What do you guys think?

>>36510999
And a lot of people die as well

>>36511013
It'll make you unemployable for having no experience but you're already being paid by the government for doing jack shit so why do you care

>>36511013
I mean, in the USA you are not supposed to be discriminated for any disabilities. So if that ever does happen, you can file a lawsuit and get more money. I love this system. We win everytime.

>>36511013
there are certainly organizations out there that look people up, and if they find anything wrong, no matter what the discrimination laws say, they will nope.recyclebin you
if you think you might want to go back to employment world then consider other paths for now, but it really depends on where you truly want to end up

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>>36505629
idk why but i love these threads, even though I've been a wagie for a whole year.

>>36511013
for depression i would just go to therapy until you improve if you are worried about your future. shit like depression is easily cured unlike other mental disorders. getting neetbux is harder if you are only depressed. go to therapy, get some meds, you will be okay. good luck

>>36511071
i'm a wagie and like them to. they turned me from just another wagedrone to an aspiring neet and i plan to join the neetlyfe very soon.

>>36511034
That's part of why I am worried. I want to do shit in the future.

>>36511037
Supposed to doesn't mean shit. I've been discriminated against plenty.

>>36511052
Yeah that'd what I figured. The law must be hard as shit to enforce, and most people don't have fifty grand to waste on a lawsuit.

>>36511083
>easily cured

I've been to therapy half my life. I've tried dozens of meds and am on two now, and I still want to blow my brains out daily. Sure, I'm not hearing voices like some poor fucks, but it's not "easily" cured.

>>36505629
nope useless bitch, i've 2 extra days from today

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>>36511138
Thanks for telling me. I'll be sure to make another thread to remind you of your duties. Till then, toodle-oo, wagecuck-a-roo.

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>>36505629
Am I a wagie if I only work 2 days per week? I do security so its really not that hard. I just jerk it and listen to podcasts by myself in an empty building

>>36511240
you are a comfy wagie so its okay. the real cucks are working 5-6 days a week

>>36511240
there are part time security jobs? I thought most were full time? Fuck I'd love a 2 day per week security job especially if you just get to sit on your ass and watch cameras

>>36506015
What the fuck is that color scheme?

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I like walking through the bus station terminal because looking at wagies waiting to get on the bus at 5am is amusing

They have to go to some dead end job while I get to expand my mind, masturbate, play video games and do whatever I please

>>36511351
no cameras. I work at a construction site. I live alone, so I only see another guard for 1 minute while he relieves me and i dont have to talk to anybody again till the next weekend

>>36511520
how did you find this job? I need a job like this. also post waffen ss tunes pls

>>36511351
But how many hours per day? Sounds good honestly because it would give me something to do

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>>36505629
What is this neetbux you're talking about there's no such thing as free money. In this world you have to work for your overlord to support your fat roastie wife and ungrateful spawns or just die. Come on it's 2017 already!

> neet lives at home with parents
> w-well he'll sure l-learn when they die!
> he inherits house, mortgage free
> doesn't even have to worry about interacting with parents anymore
> meanwhile I will never own a house
> spend my life renting from slumlord ahmed

THERE'S JUST NO BEATING THESE GUYS!!!

>recently became involuntary NEET again
>mental issues galore
>every weekday is pure fucking suffering where I feel down, useless and have to listen to voices in my head that constantly barrage me with demands to hurt myself and others
>only on weekends can I relax somewhat but I dread mondays more than I did as wageslave
>nothing is enjoyable, no energy for anything
>pushed away all friends, family and interests in socializing
how the fuck can you people enjoy being in this state?

>>36511771
your voices know when its the weekend and act accordingly?

>>36511771
either you have a serious issue with not being in control, or you're simply going through withdrawal

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>>36511544
>>36511579
At my site, I work from 5pm to 1am
I live in the USA and it was super easy to get. I just had to take a test about common sense stuff to get my guard card. They gave me a background check too. It took about 15 minutes.

After this, I waited 2 weeks for them to mail my card. The day i got the card, I started applying on craigslist. Just type in security job in the search bar. I got a call back that same day and was working the day after the interview.

Do it anons, the badge is plastic, but it feels good man. I smoke weed and do coke on site because im bored.

bumping to torture wagies

5 year neetbux receiver, start a job next month.

neetbux life is shit. unless you are staying with parents or something and don't have rent/internet/cellphone/online services/booze/drugs to pay for you won't have much money left over.

also good luck explaining to the huge majority of the world how you simply get money from their work.

I love these threads, I'm a student so I'm basically neet and living off student loans and welfare.

>>36506731
then find a job, just do it

>>36512295
It is pretty nice
plus instead of people looking at you in disgust they ask your major and appreciate you for some reason

>>36512295
i do the same thing desu. i have so much scholarship money i have 0 debt. feels really good to be autistically smart.

>>36512327
this too. i'm majoring in engineering so people dont really bug me for not having a job anyways.

>>36512295
>>36512327
>tfw chose to work part time
>tfw chose to be lazy and fill out zero forms for scholarships and student aid
Funny how shitty my life is and that its all my fault.

>>36512372
i apply to tons of scholarships when i have the time. i see it as taking an extra class since you have to do a lot of essays sometimes. you have nothing to lose and its better than graduating with debt. my god, wagies these days.

>>36512324
Nice try wagie. Too bad more and more are turning to neetdom every day in the west. We're crashing this civilization with no survivors.

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>>36512600
>tfw we're too smart to fall for their traps
wagies are just so miserable they want us to suffer too. this is just pathetic

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wagies: the doltish slaves filled with envy

How much neet bux do you make a month OP? Did you fake retardation?
I only get 906 CDN dollars a month for my disability

>>36512774
I'd be saving all the money if I was able to tolerate my insufferable mother, but alas, there's no way I could

I love you OP. This thread is absolutely hilarious, I'm neither a wagecuck or neet because I'm still at college but in 2 months I'll have to make the choice of becoming a wagecuck or becoming neet and attempting to get neetbux. Posts like this just make me want the neet lifestyle. I wouldn't know where to start on getting neetbux though, could do some research but I assume I'd have to start with a doctor visit. I'm already diagnosed with depression/anxiety which is the most basic of all things I know but its a start

>>36512818
Do you really think someone who is literally here all day trying to prove his point about NEET life being awesome is someone up admire?

If his life was so great he'd be enjoying it not making fun of people who work

>>36506719
I always read it in chris-chan's voice since I associate him with NEETs.

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>>36512774
Hello my fellow NEEtie. I currently get about $600 USD a month. Though it's not a major difference as CDN to USD conversion shows you earn approximately $675 in USD. Here, the amount increases each year though.

It is harder to get more in neetbux. But I'm not complaining. My life is good. Magnificent, really. My quality of life exceeds any wagies', no matter how lazy their jobs may be. I mean, ha, just look at how jealous they get when they find out how good I have it. The jealousy is strong tonight. I win.
>Did you fake retardation?
No, but you can. I have schizophrenia for starters.
>>36512818
Ah, you're too kind. I love you. You're a wonderful fan. Hoping you can join our magnificent life soon. It's so worth it that people become jealous of you. Please refer to >>>36509159
This is a handy guide to get you started. Cheers!
>>36512887
Man, you guys are tough! You know what. It's okay wagies. I completely understand your point. Look at my life. Then look at yours. Seeeeeee the difference? Hehe, I would be jealous of me too. On a side note...shouldn't you be getting ready for work by now? Tick, tock, tick, tock...

>>36507549
oh you're a rich kid. well you could've opened with that so we could ignore you from the start.

>>36510258
I don't think you understand the meaning of learning a trade and guaranteed high paying job for life after the airforce

>>36505629
Damn this is a long NEET thread.
Those wagies aren't using their free time well at all, you'd expect them to do something fun with all that money they claim to be making during what little time they have.

>>36506677
you are bad to the bone
now go out there and strike fear and terror into the daily life of normies

my favorite thread desu

>work in financial job
>Decent money, good benefits, pension, health insurance, sick pay, five weeks paid holiday, 125 towards gym membership each year.
>35 hours per week, don't get paid for overtime, can work anything from 35 to 45 per week
>Salary cuck
>Will soon get to use the extra hours as worked to build extra days off
>Flexible working hours, work when i want basically, can take time off whenever i want.
>Work is busy, Kinda chill office but can be stressful, one senior person i work with now and again scares the shit out of me, even though he's generally been nice to me, i fear him too much.
>He is leaving soon though so it's cool
>We're moving office quite soon which is going to add an extra 20-30 minute commute each way unless i move

I Kinda wana leave. Or am i just being a dick and have it good without realising it?

>>36507360
Hahahahahaha 10k

I have guns worth more than you. I take vacations worth more than you. My set of golf clubs probably comes close to your net worth.

>>36513915
>10k
>and
>more

you cant read
OP is our savior stop h8in wagie

>>36514040
That's still a laughable amount of money. He doesnt specify how much, but it clearly is less than 15k because he would have said "15 and more." Everything I said still stands.

>>36514061
its still free money so why so ragie, wagie?

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>>36505629
plot twist
op is unemployed bitchass motherfucker of a pissmop that is broken af and now is finally considering suicide after a last prank on /b/ regarding his impossible dream

>>36514082
Because it's a literal pittance?

>>36514102
>still
>free
>money
>while
>you
>work

it is easier to save up as a NEET than a wagie you act like its $10k forever?? that adds up

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>>36505629
This is a good week.

I work at a Movie theater so I'm not complaining. It's also a fairly cloudy Monday, so I'll be getting paid above minimum wage to do nothing today.

Do any of you bots have any experience with the Peacecorps? I've been checking it out lately.

>>36506053
I'm mentally ill and work, it's all good thought I'm left alone and get to read manga and yell at crackheads

>>36505629
yeah have fun when the welfare program gets nuked by our republican government

or if non-american your government "coerces" you into letting a few "innocent" refugees live with you due to your reliance on the welfare system

but by all means, keep posting

>>36506323

>Minimum wage
>Quality of life

Tendies and living in your parents basement is far from quality m80.. also you'll never find a wife to slurp your semen while you're on minimum wage. But hey if you're willing to settle for mediocrity, power to you.