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I am white and my girlfriend is half indian half white. What will our kids be like?
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>>36512660
Like an anal creampie
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>>36512660
a designated cuck
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>>36512660
wait for the next season of New Girl and you will see

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Why aren't you sexually liberated, /r9k/?

Pic related Ophelia/Misha a robot who is liberated.

End self-cucking.
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>>36512623
True liberation is being free from need, fear, shame and guilt.
She is not liberated, she has merely chosen her own chains.
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>>36512623
I really have a fetish for condoms.
Too bad findind movies where the guy cums in the condom inside her pussy is so hard. I literally only sau 2 or 3 and they were all shitty amateur stuff.
FUCK YOU LELU LOVE FOR TAKING THE CONDOM OFF BEFORE HE CUMS.
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>>36512623
>slave to your passions
>liberated

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Normies have terrible taste.

Who is really the hottest woman in the world?

No dead roasties allowed.
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I didn't get to vote, this election is literally worse than Stalins russia
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How good is reddit? I want to post here too.
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>>36512589
Shitty, I don't browse reddit, I just use it to chat to my nofap accountability partner. Hate it otherwise.

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>got a new laptop after old one stopped working
>lost all my fat wojaks
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*blows away all thinnies in the thread*
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here little boy
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>>36512627
thanks for sharing, fatbot

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What is Rose's relationship with her dad? She briefly mentions in her jokes video that he touched her inappropriately and in another she talked about him calling her an accident.

What happened between them?
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>>36512497
rosie the roastie has daddy issues more at ten
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>>36512515
>rosie the roastie has daddy issues more at ten
what the fuck does that mean
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bumperino. Im interestedino.

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>tfw raised by narcicistsic parents

You robots will never know what its like to be someone who could have been an alpha. And your own parents broke you down just because you were something beautiful. Something they hate.
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>>36512451
i cri everi tim, OP
i cri everi tim............. ;_;7
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>>36512451
Sounds like you were the narcissist
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I was raised by German women. So you can already tell how I turned out (if my presence on this board isn't enough of an indicator).

>>36512532
>raised by narcissists
>end up a narcissist
I'm flabbergasted.

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My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they want you to live with them in Guangzhou (a city in China) to make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help
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look at that! He posted it again!
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>>36512454
No anon. This is my first time posting it
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>>36512454
MUMMY

MUMMY I POSTED IT AGAIN


MUMMMMMMYYYYYYY

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So let me get this right

>if you're a guy and you sleep with hookers, you're disgusting
>if you're a virgin you're disgusting
>but women should be allowed to sleep with whoever they want without judgement and if you judge a woman for sleeping around then you're disgusting
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>>36512434
yes that is what society honestly believes

it all boils down to women controlling the social narrative and men being made into work slaves

hence also why every single-male interest is 'pathetic' and everything women like to do and/or furthers their interest is totally ok
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who fucking cares what anyone says though. let retards talk retard.
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no it's
>everybody can sleep with WHOMSTever they want, if all parties involved consent and it doesn't violate somebody elses trust, or nobody if they want
>anybody acting within those parameters is fine

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i made a thread saying i would leave r9k because i got a gf but im back now

>meet girl on tinder after being a hermit for years
>shes a really chill and nice black girl
>have a couple dates
>have my first kiss
>she decides shes going to give me a blowjob
>cant get hard while she sucks on it for like ten minutes
>tell her i think im too stressed out
>start shaking for some reason and run out of the room to vomit in the bathroom
>cant stop freaking the fuck out
>shes surprisingly cool about it but continue to have an anxiety attack as we wrap it up
>shes been gone an hour or so
>break it off over text because i have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me
>she gets angry and screams at me over the phone about how she deserved more than a text and that im an asshole

can i come home guys

i want to die
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guess not

time to kill my me
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>>36512425
Was she pretty? Why couldn't you get a hard on? Perhaps she was overweight?
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>>36512565
shes overweight a bit but so am i and she was hot enough for me to enjoy kissing and cuddling with her

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Men are on average 5.5 inches taller than women.

Thus, if a 6 foot tall man was born a women, they would be 5 foot 6.5 inches tall on average.

Thus, any women shorter than 5' 6.5" is a womanlet.

Do you reject womanlets to prevent from having a manlet baby?
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I prefer "femlet"
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i prefer "slutlet"
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I prefer "fucktoy"

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What would you name your children, if you had them?
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Bonis
Rubar
Orgas
Moreth
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>>36512375
I wouldn't name them, I'd just number them until they were old enough to earn a name that accurately describes who they are.
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>>36512375
Isabelle
Eleuthera

Ragnar
Svarog
Gamb
Altair

Das it. I'm finna start a clan.

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I really want a robot boy with cute hobbies and a tiny cock. Let's make something work here.
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Sorry i don't have a tiny cock. Also, fembot or actual robot?
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>>36512432

Either way. And it's not a requirement. Toss me a throwaway email or something
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>>36512491
I meant are you a fembot or a robot

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Would you ever date a cute sweet black girl, if given the opportunity?
>inb4 no niggers, reeeeeee
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>>36512346
I dated a half black for a while. Would again.
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>>36512346
no niggers. reeee
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>>36512346
Am currently dating a cute, sweet black girl. I love the rush of people staring at me for interracial dating.

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So here is my plan for may 2017:
>no fap for 1,5 month
>on the fap day start watching porn in the morning
>prepare hot water to warm up my fleshlight flight sleeve (pic related) and lube. I use only the sleeve so it's less tight and feels more sloppy
>have warm water handy if the lube dries
>smoke a lot of weed, get so high I can barely move
>lay on bed, porn on
>enter the sleeve
>almost faint it feels so good, cum so incredibly hard like no one came before

What do you think? Have you ever done that or similar? How could I make it even better?

I myself did similar few days ago, but w/o month fap brake and it was incredible. I came so hard I could hear the cum hitting fleshlight sleeve and then couldn't move for 30 minutes. Weed + masturbation is amazing. Anyone has similar experiences?
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Use a prostate massager as well.
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>>36512292
I'll think about it, but I am not a big fan
I'm pretty young so it makes the whole experience even better
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>>36512309
I wasn't a big fan either until the first time I did it while stoned.

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H-hey, Anon. W-would you like to touch my butt?
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im so fat ive got your ass but you not the belly
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>>36512273
if you pay me and let me wear rubber gloves and keep my eyes closed, then.... maybe


it'll have to be a lot of money tho
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>>36512273
does it smell of feces
is there shit inside your anus

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