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>digimon
>digital monster

>4chan
>digital platform

>anonymous
>monsters

the digimon...
is you

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>>36522244
if only I could be so lucky
jhg76tr65etyghbjui89uihj

Convince me to shower and brush my teeth RIGHT NOW. It's been months.

at least you are trying

>can't even get a shitty minimum wage
fuck you op

why would you wanna be a wagie? Be NEET forever

>>36521751

I'm not sure why the acid being thrown at women meme is being pushed lately. Women in the western world are at almost virtually no risk of being attacked with acid.

>>36521751
No, because then that makes them into victims.
Also, I'm not a shit-skin muzzie, anon.
Ignoring them is the correct course of action here.

>>36521751
>Its another the """globalists""" want you to throw acid at females to demonize the white males again
not falling for this a second time guys

>>36521720
lol poop skin

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Mulattoes are the strongest race in the world.
Stop whining. Conquer the inbreds with your superior Eurafrican seed.

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>>36521743
>>36521774
I'm not black just a little tan, it's mostly the shitty features I have like a pudgy nose and shit hair. Also both of my parents are Puerto Rican.

>>36521706

Yes, of course it is. Fuck off with your DEGENERACY.

But like how in the fuck was that post original

great job blurrying, A$AP REFUGEESNOTWELCOME

Look, it beat the robot.

Do you know why it beat the robot, OP?

Because nobody who posts here is as much of a normie as you.

>>36521726
Actually no, I'm not a "normie". Also, it's more likely you'll find a robot on /b/ than here. Ironic huh?

>>36521674
>he still browses the /b/aby board
>he likes trap threads
>he gets off to /b/ post your gf/wife pics instead of going to /gif/ for quality videos
>he steals memes from /b/ to post on his instagram/twitter/tumblr/facebook/reddit account
>he thinks anonymous is real
>

shameless self bump
really want this question answered guys

>>36521650
>>36522304
desperation might be a thing, although many store robbers might not be desperate for the right things.

Drug habits, a kid, family, injured loved one

all of these things and more can fuel a robbery

Being plain stupid and/or a nigger helps with overlooking those problems.
There is also the "I need money for my /whatever/ RIGHT NOW" kind of desperation that makes you simply ignore those facts, even if you know them. For the fix or the life of your kid, you'll put sane reasoning aside.

>accept the offer
>go on a few dates with her
>eventually go back to her place
>aose my virginity to her
>launch my rungu African throwing club at her
>knock her unconscious
>escape
>cut contact

>>36521596
Accept.

Embrace the THICC.


In all honesty a girl would have to be morbidly obese or ugly as shit in order for me to reject advances at this point.

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Tell her I am a designer NEET, and she doesn't meet the criteria for this dick

>>36521574
No, it decreases my chances

>>36521606
Now this is even more retarded than just saying it doesn't increase your chance.

>>36521619
If you see the coinflip pattern happen, you also know what to expect and if you go first, you have a higher chance to win.
It's not just about the coinflips, it's about basic psychology.

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Reminder that there is no such thing as a cyborg, either you're a normie or a robot. There is no in between. Stop trying to pretend you're a special snowflake.

>>36521566

>haven't been able to find a job in 10 years
>moved around a lot as a kid
>moved around a lot as adult
>started developing o.c.d as a kid from the stress
>never in my life have I settled in one place longer that 3 years
>Hard to make friends, ocd would prevent me going to their house if I did make one
>ocd made me araid of catching something from girls
>don't trust anyone
>developed full social anxiety, I start shaking if someone knocks on the door like my body is getting ready for an attack or to run
>start shaking if I go out side now
>constantly anxious
>losing weight because heart wont stop pounding
>probably will develop adrenal fatigue

Absolutely not of your tldr life matters

Looks matter, that's it. More than being a manlet if you're ugly you're fucked

Hey, is this her? Hey Stacey.

>>36521560
well played haha
>tfw not white but white momma

Dayquan bruh, who's this white girl? Dad is gon kill you

How did you become one? How do you finance it? I really want to become a hiki but money's an issue.

>>36521523
>How did you become one
My mom died and left me the house. I just realised I was happier just staying in it than going outside.

>How do you finance it
I get disability allowance for a mental health disorder I have.

>>36521572
>just twice
I'm sorry, I have poor communication skills.

>>36521446
qt is gorgeous that's how he got both his beautiful gf and position in pro gaming scene.

he's not even good at video games, they just needed a face for esports.

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Yeah streamers make bank.

Raw donations are powerful.

Streamers keep me outta trouble ~

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>>36521446
>twitch streamer
>betas give her tons of money every day for doing nothing
>best ass on a white girl
>sucks at videogames
>dating an asian guy

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Been told that this music sounds like it would be played at gay bars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyX-PRqzV78

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEFJnYMz0Ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiYd5D5oLH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCGAY9COsI

I will win this contest

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>>36521281
He would've had you killed you boot licking mook

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>>36521281
reminder that had he won the war the world would be a better place

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pick the sun back up