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Tfw alcohol without benzos
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What's the benzos for anon?
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To get fucking blank cunt and...
Anxiety
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>>36538924
worst feel.
I need a xanax with my daily whisky.
alcohol in itself is shit. literally 0/10 high
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Best dating site for robots? Tried okc and pof but no luck, not enough fembots. maybe i'm using it wrong?
anyways dating advice general i guess?
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Lie. Just lie in general, about everything. Its easier than admit that you are boring robot. Or hire a whore.
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>>36538857
interpals. Get a russian whore for free(for your first world citizenship)
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>online dating
>robots
Lol you poor fag.
Online dating is not for us.
Also POF and OKC are the bottom of the barrel. If you fail on those you'll fail everywhere else.
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> "Anon, it's time to go to school!"
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>>36538760
>*reloads gun*
THIS IS MY DAY
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>"just give me a sec mom"
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Just a second mom. I'm finishing my school project.
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The Monolith arises from the ground before you. It vibrates and hums, but its intentions are clear:
Ask it a question and it will give you an answer.
Reroll, and The Monolith will attempt to deceive you.
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>>36538667
will i get a gf
oreganoli
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>>36538667
Will i live forever?
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>>36538667
will i find a girl that will love me despite my small penis
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I need a qt jewish gf right fucking now reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why Jewish? Are you Jewish?
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>>36538685
No, I'm just attracted to them. Or maybe I AM actually jewish? Who knows, one of my ancestors could've been.
Should I get a DNA test?
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>>36538732
Unless your mother is a Jew then you're not Jewish. You should post more Jewesses, too.
How does it feel to be steam?
Is there an easy way to identify steams other than a steam id?
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>>36538586
Fun fact: what you're seeing there is the water vapor that forms immediately after steam cools. The steam itself is invisible. Which is to say: no, there is not.
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>>36538613
You're ruining my threadddd
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>>36538652
>You're ruining my threadddd
Pissing in an ocean of piss.
Yawwwwwwwwwwwn
Oh, good morning, wagecuck.
Another day, another dollar.
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>>36538557
reee delete this etc.
I make $9999999999 shitposting in a comfy office
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>>36538570
my buIIshit detector is off the charts
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Rise and shine or your boss can't afford to buy a yacht or whatever.
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why do people use their phone on the shitter?
if you miss calculate the trijectory of the toilet paper, it will bounce off of the seat and hit your phone.
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>>36538512
This is why you kick the phone as far across the floor as possible, minimizing the risk of contact with errant toilet paper.
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>>36538512
I have a counter right next to my toilet that I put my phone on. Shitting right now desu.
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>>36538512
I absolutely cannot understand what you mean by this
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Which do you want to bone more?
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>>36538452
I guess the one on the left. She looks less like she's been fashioned out of Barbie plastic.
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>>36538452
Both are vapid whores.
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>>36538539
so what? Women are for dicks.
>Hey, Anon! Wanna fight with our boners?
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>>36538443
>he never had penis "lightsaber" fights with his uncle
Plebs
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n-no thanks anon
[ashamed of tiny penis]
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Get the fuck away from me faggot before i punch your fucken face in.
>oneitis has asked me to go clubbing with her
how do i respond
just the thought of being in a club is triggering my social anxiety and she also wants me to take drugs
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>>36538397
The drugs will take away all the anxiety and most of the feelings of awkwardness once they kick in
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>>36538414
is this a meme
can anyone confirm
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If you're not comfortable don't bother maybe, clubbing isn't fun for robots. Also a club isn't a great place to take drugs if you're not sure how you'll react, especially with anxiety.
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Plain cheese is the best type of pizza.
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>>36538379
a few veggies can enhance it. i like bell peppers, onions and mushrooms on mine for that slight crunch and small amount of bitter bite it adds.
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>>36538379
Hawaiian master race
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>>36538379
You literally can't go wrong with plain cheese pizza, I'll give it that.
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So let's get this shit sorted out. If you flip a coin nine times and it's tails, what's the probability of it being tails the tenth time in the sequence?
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>>36538363
the probability would be 50% just like everytime you flipped it
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>>36538363
Exactly nigger % chance of rain on a Tuesday in July
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>>36538376
But that makes no sense mathematically?
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if you died and had 2 choices to reincarnate as, what would you choose
1. a homosexual a black man with an iq of 130
2. a transgender chinese man with an iq of 105
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Easy, I wouldn't reincarnate.
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>>36538224
The Chinese transgender. Asian traps always pass so it wouldn't be that bad.
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>>36538224
>implying people are born gay or trans.
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You will never marry your female best friend. You will never marry your high school crush.
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>>36538185
jokes on you. i am my high school crush
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In all honesty, female friends are shit tier. Haven't you ever tried to play pretend with a girl when you were a kid? They were lame and they didn't know how to play right.
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Your wife will never be your lover and best friend.