Yawwwwwwwwwwwn Oh, good morning, wagecuck. Another day, a

>>36538557
reee delete this etc.
I make $9999999999 shitposting in a comfy office

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>>36538570
my buIIshit detector is off the charts

Rise and shine or your boss can't afford to buy a yacht or whatever.

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Step aside wagies, the NEET has right of way.

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>>36538557
>implying I didn't just get fired and will be coasting on severance and unemployment for a while

getting fired for no reason is the best, it's free cash

>>36538557
worthless leech scum

>>36538681
>for no reason

ok

>>36538681
also I got them to give me free alcohol I'm a master negotiator

What's on the agenda, fellow NEETs?

For me, I spent the whole night on addy reading books, playing vidya with other NEETs, and I watched Heat-- a solid action flick.

Now the sun is risen and I'm gonna catch some well-deserved Z's while the wagies slave away.

Just remember, wagies: everybody is replaceable. Except for us NEETs. Our days are one of a kind. :)

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Hey listen here you, I for one think that capitalism will prevail. What're ye some kind of communist?

>>36538724
Watch your mouth, you filthy fucking communist. NEETs live on the backs of hard-working capitalists.

>>36538724
oh it's prevailing alright
all the small businesses that once existed are conglomerating, and removing anyone who isn't highly dedicated to enslaving themselves along the way
all to make my neetbux go even further with their low sweatshop prices
hope you're highly synergetic and a team player with 10+ years experience, or you might not make it past the cost trimming this summer!
thanks again for the free money btw

>>36538557
I work night shift faggot. Another day another days rest

>>36538704
>I spent the whole night on addy reading books, playing vidya with other NEETs, and I watched Heat-- a solid action flick.

Truly an interesting and exciting life.

>>36538796
But then everyone fired will just become NEET's like you, an also get free money. Plus all the shit they own while they worked for in their previous job.

>>36538912
unemployment lasts 26 weeks if you're lucky at most, and wagies are usually so far in debt that they can barely live between jobs
neet dollars are forever, and no neet is retarded enough to finance loans they can't keep up with

God bless capitalism, for without capitalism I couldn't live in luxurious NEETdom on the back of the workers. Better start your shift wagecucks, I want to buy a Switch soon.

>>36538974
>unemployment lasts 26 weeks if you're lucky at most

Not everyone is from the US anon.
>wagies are usually so far in debt that they can barely live between jobs

If they claim bankruptcy then they'll just be on the same level as you.

>no neet is retarded enough to finance loans they can't keep up with

Plenty of finance company's target unemployed people, look at car leasing company's. Though I'll let that last point you made slide because you probly haven't left the house for at least a week or so.

>>36539180
how long does your country's unemployment last wagie?
is bankruptcy really so simple in your country, because in the US, you don't get away so easily

Bumping for interest and for instruments

imagine having to be awake and outside at the coldest time of the day, the early morning, simply because that's when your boss wants you to work
really sad

>>36539545
Shit to meet div

> one more week of work before I can be a NEET again
I won't miss wage cucking desu

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>>36539661
Nice man i happy for you

I've been a neet for a whole fucking year now and I've lost all semblance of sanity. How the fuck do you people not have structured days, reasons to travel, and varied socialization?

You describe your days, and even when you say "oh yes well I'm also learning French so it's all actually very goal based", there's nobody there to acknowledge it's happening and you just do it whenever you get around to it, so who the fuck cares.

I've been learning multiple life skills simultaneously trying to fill up my days, and it's still never enough. I need a structured week to understand that time is even fucking passing. I think everyone does except autists.

>>36540293
You just don't get it, do you wagie? I spend my well earned free time studying astrophysics and discovering planets for future generations to colonize.
Get your priorities straight and stop being a slave for Mr. Shekelberg

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>>36538557
>Military, technician trade
>Get paid obscene amount, with benefits, to fuck around all day, occasionally check wires
>Am shitposting on the job RIGHT NOW
>I can actually give a proper answer when people ask me what I do

>>36540293
sorry to hear that the drone lifestyle and pathetic desperation for acceptance and structure is weighing so heavily on you despite the fact that you could simply structure it yourself if you were so inclined
maybe you could spend some time on philosophy in addition to your other skill studies so that you don't feel so inclined to think everyone capable of leading their own lives are autists, rather than you, the guy who basically wants life to be a dumb videogame with extra grinding

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>>36538557
You do realize, sooner or later you would have to find a job right? What you are doing right now is just prolonging it, but thats none of my business.

>>36540388
Sooner or later I'll be dead.
Prolonging is an art

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>>36540404
lol make that as an excuse for yourself. Just dont come crying in your deathbed wishing you lived a better life. You literally only live once. But there might be a god right? NOT

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Who knew Paramedics would fall under the class of wagecuck.
10.50 an hour here and I work three 24 hour shifts a week as crew chief of the rig.
KHV and 50% of my colleagues are women.

>>36540447
>father... I...
>go on, you may confess before god
>father... I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE HOURS WORKING A MINWAGE RETAIL JOB

>>36540388
This.
Even two years out of work in one go makes you basically permanently unemployable until you restart from below the bottom rung picking up trash at some assigned county job. And even then, you've frozen yourself out of anything high earning for life.

It's like the classic trope of "selling your soul" for a boon - you get everything you want for maybe five years, then go directly to hell/die in the gutter begging for change.

I'm not saying not to enjoy yourself now, but it will end, very soon, and you should probably have something else lined up.

>>36540491
You heard the man, wagies.
Better cook up that resume, because if HR Manager Steinblatt notices that you spent any part of your life not working for someone else, you are shit outta luck!

>>36540484
You will wish that, yeah.

You can't be a part of society without a job. Which means you'll never have irl friends, or get married, or have children... even waiting to start until later will make it very difficult for you to join society then.

And if you say you "enjoy solitude", that's called depression. As in, it's an actual symptom. Look it up. You're supposed to want friends, dumbass.

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I've been a NEET since 2015 I wish I could stop and have a meaningful life but I'm stuck like this.

>>36540564
>you will never have x unless you do what I tell you!
>it's impossible to enjoy life any other way, and if you do, ur fucked up!
uhhhh yeah I'll keep that in mind

>>36540595
Are you implying that you do make irl friends without a job?
Are you implying you aren't either desperately lonely or numb to loneliness to the point of mental illness?

>>36540484
Seriously fuck you losers born in America. Could we switch places? I'm trying to start a business here but the lack of government support, extremely high taxes, corrupt and crappy culture make it extremely difficult. I curse you faggots not knowing the power of the almighty green card, fuck you. I wish I wasnt born in this 3rd world hell hole.

>>36538557
Good morning, lazyfuck.

Another day, another 70 dollars.

>>36539237
>how long does your country's unemployment last wagie?
Basically forever.

>is bankruptcy really so simple in your country, because in the US, you don't get away so easily
Yes.

>>36540293
I've been on unemployment in the past for nearly a year. I almost lost my fucking mind.

>>36540551
>HR Manager Steinblatt

Lel

>>36540657
imagine being able to measure hours of your life in dollar values, and for that value per hour to be less than the delicious steak I ate earlier
the days of his life able to be counted in meals, like some sort of stone age farmer
poor ol' normie 4steaks

>>36540293
That's because you've been conditioned.

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>$300 every week
>don't have to do anything

wagecucks on suicide watch

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>>36538557
This is the prime example of NEET life.

>>36538557

Jokes on you, I only work on weekends on the graveyard shift because I'm not a fucking 9-5 weekday normalfag wagie.
If you're going to wagekek, night shift weekends or bust.

>>36541611
>graveyard shift
how do I get into this and what do you do?
I can imagine watching a graveyard every night it's kinda comfy

Jokes on you im calling in

I dont think mr. Shekelberg wants me coughing all over his food and merchandise

>>36541623
Anon... you don't actually watch a graveyard.
It's the term for the over night shift at 24 hour stores, like gas stations, because it's the time you're most likely to be robbed and/or sent to the graveyard.

I like your idea though. That sounds super /comfy/.

>>36539117
>I want to buy a Switch soon.
At least buy a good console you fucking pleb

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>>36538557
Sure must suck not having a decent job or working at McDonald's. Bet you can't even survive in the real world.

Youre that 12 year old who couldn't get out of elwynn forrest and played as a human warrior with a staff. Careful with the mangy wolves IRL they'll... get ...chaw

>>36538557

Todays my day off.

>>36540293
>there's nobody there to acknowledge it's happening and you just do it whenever you get around to it, so who the fuck cares.
Is this really the normie-mindset? What the fuck? Just because you cannot brag about it means it is not worthy of doing?

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>>36541700
Just don't let it happen again okay? Mr. Shekelstein has 20 resumes on his desk exactly like yours.

>>36538557
So where are you getting money from?

>>36541885
If you have autism you are able to get free money from the government. This is because autistic people have a worse time getting a job. This is actually enough money to move out of your parents basement and live on your own.

>>36538557
I'm eating breakfast accompanied by my parrot. I've got a crock pot of pea soup cooking. I'm going to run in a little while. I'll probably paint or play guitar after that. I'll get cozy in the afternoon and play fallout NV. I remember when I was a wage cuck, sour times. All the wagecucks are validating their existence and feeding a false sense of pride thinking of those who don't work, when inside they are rotting and long to be free.

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>>36541884
Youre the only fool here anon. Your life is a meme you will never get anywhere. While we form bonds that will last an eternity and go through adventures with the people we love you sit in your room and masturbate to child pornography. Have fun staying in the same place you started you fucking noob

>>36541927
>This is actually enough money to move out of your parents basement and live on your own.
No, you can afford to live in Gov't assisted housing. Not a real apartment.

What should I make for breakfast, NEET brethren?

>>36541927

>have autism (aspergers)
>denied autismbux twice
>never appealed

How the fuck do I get my bux?

>>36541945
I never said that. I said that it is enough money to live on your own without your parents. Which it is.

>>36541927
Well, i guess the U S of A are the fucking communist shithole, like i expected

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>>36541945
Depends where you live. Here in oil land even homeless crackheads get a private 1 br apartment with a balcony when they prove themselves to the United Way.
Stay Burger.

Let me in on your secrets. Ive been fired from three jobs for being an inept social regard who can't do anything right.

I never had friends at school. I think that classifies me as unable to participate in society because if you can't talk or get a point across without fucking it up you will probably get nowhere.


Then again sometimes I do see retarded people working at a grocery. Anywho some roastie bitch with a nd is receiving neetbux because supposedly shes Schizo. In fucking magical succubus at night does that make me crazy enough to get my bud?

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>>36542067
Fuck this auto correct bull shit. REEEEeEEEEeEEE

>>36541623

>end up pulling almost 30 hours in those weekend shifts

I'm a floor cleaner(janitor) for a commercial cleaning company. The stores I clean floors for close early on weekends, so I drop 12 hours on saturday and at least 14 on sundays. More if someone calls in sick, so I end up with almost 40 hours a week in 3 days. I only get 10 bucks an hour and time and a half on holidays, but it's more than enough to keep myself afloat if I stick to my budget and don't use a lot of heat/water which are my biggest bills. Live in a 1 room efficiency appt, so I save more money. It's a solitary life, but that boring, shitty, stupid life is ALL mine and don't have to worry about anyone else. Around here I could support two people with what I make, but I hate responsibility,so fuck bitches. Not that other anon, but giving an example since it seemed relevant.

>>36542067
Those people with down syndrome make far less than minimum wage when they are working the government pays the rest of their salary and gives the grocery store's owner tax cutoffs for hiring a retard.

>>36538557
>dad sleeps in this morning
>let him sleep in an hour later than he usually does
>right when the clock hits 8 when his work starts I stand next to his bed and say
>tick tock wagie time to get up
he doesn't know what wagie means but I ran out of his room laughing. It felt pretty fucking good desu I love being a neet

>>36542147
It's good work. You have to let them know.

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>mfw im a NEET

Life is good

>>36541866
This is really the normie mindset. Why do you think that the start of every conversation with a normie starts with: So what have you been up to?

And they don't mean what movie you've watched or what hobby you've taken up. Hell they aren't even asking if you've found a nice girl/guy. They just want to steer the conversation towards themselves and what money man they've been slaving for recently or they try to impress you with what book they've read, lmao. Refuse to answer the question the way they want you to and watch the normies lose their minds, it's a lot of fun.

>>36541935
Haha, wagie getting ragie.

Whats wrong, bad day at the office? Did mr Sheckelstein scold you in front of everyone again?