>>36538443
>he never had penis "lightsaber" fights with his uncle
Plebs
n-no thanks anon
[ashamed of tiny penis]
Get the fuck away from me faggot before i punch your fucken face in.
"nah that sounds pretty gay and sort of awkward man. How about we play some video games instead."
>find OP
>shoot him to death
>keep shooting the corpse even after it's dead
>drench the remaining mess in holy water
>come back the next day and set it on fire
>save the world from his militant faggotry
>>36539402
Your dick is small right? Thats OK.
>>36539451
Whoa calm down you psycho.
You're the type of person who kills someone because they asked you to prom and you felt weird for a moment.
>>36539417
That sounds cool too. I'm player 1.
>>36538443
>had the same physique that guy has for nearly 4 years now
>Possibly even better pecs
>Still lonely bitter kv
I want off this ride
>>36539521
Yeah but what about your face?