You will never marry your female best friend. You will never

>>36538185
jokes on you. i am my high school crush

In all honesty, female friends are shit tier. Haven't you ever tried to play pretend with a girl when you were a kid? They were lame and they didn't know how to play right.

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Your wife will never be your lover and best friend.

You will never have a 24 year old looking 30 year old wife.

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>>36538605
You will never have a 30 year old wife with the body of a 20 year old

>>36538185
I came to terms with that long, long ago. You need to get more creative/specific now to activate that feel: something like
>You will never feel the heat of her hand in yours on a chill Autumn's day spent just walking in the park

Yeah. Now I'm feeling that feel.

>>36538605
you will never have a wife. :((

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>ywn date a teen girl

>>36538738
You will never date a teen girl...grow up together and marry her as an adult.

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>you will never again have a woman have a real conversation with you beyond "Hi, how are you?"
It's so lonely sometimes.

>>36538185
>You will never marry your female best friend. You will never marry your high school crush.
Thank God for that!

>>36538185
>having a best friend
>having female friends
>having friends
what is this bullshit.

If I married my highschool crush I'd have married a girl 1 year younger than me whos a heroin addict and a stripper.

I'm alright with avoiding that.

>31
>missed out on the biggest opportunities in each respective age group

And I can never go back. I messed up my one chance. Being too shy, autistic, and discovery video games.

>>36539040
>not having friends
lol loser XD

>>36539173
Normie reeeeeerrerrerjhzphfhnkkfxnhf

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No I won't. I get along better with a girl I've been friends with for about a decade than I did with the girl I dated for eight years. I just broke up with said girl and three months later my friend gets engaged to a guy she's been with for almost as long. It hurt a little at first but I accepted that we'd never be together a long time ago.

>>36540547
You will. I promise.

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>>36538185
Let's see here.
>The odds of winning Russian Roulette are 5 to 6 or 83%
>The rates of divorce are approx. 40-50% in USA based on Google search
>Woman initiate divorce 70% of the time based on Google search
>No fault divorce
I'd sooner play Russian Roulette than get married. At least in some way I win either way the odds fall.