The Monolith arises from the ground before you. It vibrates and

>>36538667
will i get a gf
oreganoli

>>36538667
Will i live forever?

>>36538667
will i find a girl that will love me despite my small penis

Will my first date go very well?

Will she text me today?

will my paper get a good grade?

>>36538702
follow up: will i have to sacrifice others to stay alive

>>36538708
with the help of friends. well fuck. i don't have any friends

>>36538708
Shame you have no friends

>>36538708
>finding GF who likes small dick with the help of your friends
sounds like a good movie pitch

>>36538730
will this anon get jumped by a large black man the next time he's out in public

>>36538667
Will my mental health deteriorate again when I move back to my old town?

>>36538723
>>36538730
>of course you have no friends
>yes you have no friends

>>36538667
Do I even have a chance with her? Fuck you robot.

will i kill myself before i turn 30

Will trump-sama nuke kim-kun

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>>36538667
Be honest Monobro, you high af aren't you?

>>36538775
>nuking territory so close to a US ally
cmon, the monolith didn't have to answer this for you.

>>36538667
Will my anxiety get better?

>>36538667
Will I Iose my virginity???

>>36538667
Will I ever find the motivation to leave this shitty life, in one way or another?

Will I succeed in my plans?

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Am I worth enough for her, monolith?

>>36538833
Oh thank fuck. Will I hit the road and become a vagabond instead of committing suicide?

>>36538667
Do i have a chance with her????
Orgaminami

>>36538667
Should I start writing tonight?

>>36538667
Will she ever love me?
please tell me

will i ever get to experience a girl sitting on my face?

Will we stay together until we're old and die?

>>36538881
Should I kill myself now?
answer bitch

Am I going to commit suicide sometime this year?

>>36538881>>36538900
Kek sorry mate

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>>36538667
Will I ever get a qt GF


originaldio

>>36538851
Well shit. Will it be this year or later?

will i ever find a job i don't hate?

>>36538881
>>36538900
AAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>36538888
Thank you monobro

>>36538900
>YES ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY!

>>36538667
Will I get a dom gf by the end of the year?

should i become a jew

will my mom ever find my dildo?

>>36538667
Is the holocaust real
Original sigbin

>>36538983
she uses it bro.

If i had stayed at my previous job, would a certain girl have gone out with me if i had asked her?

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How often should i wank?

will i ever get to experience romantic love

>>36538667
Will I get out of the sticky situation I'm currently in by the end of Thursday?

Will I run a marathon one day?

Does he like me originally desu

Will I give into temptation and suck a random dick?

will i ever get a best friend?

>>36538667
Will I achieve immortality?

>>36538888
Nice 8s m8
origgi komenti

>>36538667
>>36539057
Don't give me vague answers you piece of shit. Will I achieve immortality?

>>36539068
2 doubles negate.

Will I become rich?

>>36538667
Was I happy in my previous life?

is everybody above this comment a homosexual?

>>36538667
Will I die alone?
Originally
O

Am I God? I want to know Monolith.

>>36539103
is this anon secretly hoping for some gaybros to hit him up?

>>36539103

Of course!

Will I ever get the chance to move back to my hometown?

>>36539099
What the fuck does this mean? I was happy to die? I died happy? I will die happy? I'll be happy to die?
>>36539103
I am pretty gay.

>>36539141
Will both this anon and i die happy?

>>36539141
>What the fuck does this mean?
you got dubs. it means yes.

>>36539108
>die alone with the help from friends
I don't know how to feel about this

>>36538667
Will I do something with my life

will i ever stop browsing r9k?

>>36539169
What the fuck man. I guess that confirms it.

>>36538667
it already knows my question and it will answer it appropriately

am I fucked for the year?

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>>36539189
there is no escape anon. there is no peace for you

should i live stream my suicide?

>>36538667
Monolith, will I ever see Sarah again?

>>36538667
Will I finally and originally die in my sleep tonight ?

>>36539201
>it already knows my question
we're anonymous you pussy

>>36538667
Will I crack and become a serial killer?

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>>36539230
Witnessed

original23

>>36539230
will i revive him with this 3?

Will I be able to keep my resolve and escape NEETdom?

>>36539245
See you on the other side, anon.

Originux

Will I end up dying in my sleep tonight, monolith?

>>36538667
do I have a small penis?

>>36539248
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELS ME!

will i get a qt japanese gf?

>>36539248
Fuck off, you piece of shit, you don't have friends. THE RIDE IS OVER !

>>36538667
Will I ever please a woman with my penis?

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If i cram for this exam will i do good enough to at least get a d in calc/

>>36539267
More like 5.0/5.0 centimeters.

>>36539261
Sucks to be you, faggot.

origgami

>>36538667
Will I ever get laid, oh great Monolith?

>>36539305
Holy shit, getting bullied by a monolith that transcends space and time. Ouch.

>>36539305
Apply some cold water on your dick, it ain't happening.

>>36538667
Will I meet the girl from my dreams?

Is she gonna try to get me back in her life

will Trump start world war 3?

will i ever have sex with a qt femboi crossdresser?

Should I keep talking to her?
7quwu

Is the next question going to be retarded?

Will I pass school this year?

Is Australia real?

>>36538667
Am I ever going to be happy?

origin

>>36538667
should I kill myself right now
(additional text because comment was not original)

>>36538667
Is he bullshitting me about his project?

Hey monolith, will this upcoming family shitfest go ok?

will I order more drugs

>>36538667
Will I be cured of my mental illnesses

>>36538667
Am I gonna fight in ww3

Will the girl I asked out like me back?
Origi ziggy

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>>36539566
It was a joke you stupid black stone

>>36538667

Is she going out with the guy I saw on her snapchat earlier? If so answer yes.

Or, am I overthinking things and there's nothing happening there? If so, answer no.

>>36538667
Will I become an Alpha Male

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>>36539595
The monolith wasn't joking.

>>36539604
Well kids; if I got a yes or similar I was going to tell myself that this is just 4chan and that a sequentially generated number means nothing.

Now that I have a no, I'm going to take it to heart!

hey monolith is today gonna be a good day?

>>36538667
Will I find happiness in my life soon?

>>36538667
Will I get a job within 6 months after I finish uni?

>>36539673
Hoooray!

Will I still be alive this time next year?

>>36538667
should i study? this is an original question

Will we record an album?

Should I leave my girlfriend for *her*?

does she still thinks about me?

>>36538667
Will i be rich?

Kek made me original

>>36538667
Is a horny tween bitch going to force herself onto me and then get me busted for statutory rape?

>>36539721
I am poorfag for life. God dammit.

>>36539725
phew thank fuck, I was worried

>>36539694
Well, will I be alive six months from now?

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Will I be successful in the exam I will enter tomorrow that is too fucking important for my life?

>>36539929
>you'll be alive when you're dead
death is the only escape anon.

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>>36539930
YES
YES
YES
ORIGINALO

>>36538667
good day ahead of me?

>>36539935
I'll see you boys on the other side

>>36539935
LIVE LIKE YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

deepest lore

>>36538667
was the monolith lying the whole time and has never told the truth

>>36538667
Should I go on with that plan?

Am I cruising towards poon?

>>36538667
Should i kill myself tomorrow?


original post

>>36538667

will I lose my virginity before the age of 26?

>>36538667
Should I see that escort?

>>36538667
Will I fuck five or more girls this year?

>>36538667
Oh Monolith, will I ever be happy?

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>>36540015
FUCK THIS GAME
I KNOW IT'S NOT TRUE BUT FUCK IT ANYWAY
I'M GONNA FUCK FIVE GIRLS WHETHER THIS MONOLITH WANTS TO OR NOT

BY THE WAY MY MOTHER IS STILL ALIVE AND I NEVER POST IN THOSE DUMB THREADS THAT TELL YOU SHELL DIE IN HER SLEEP

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>>36538667
Will I get a qt cyclist gf who'll join me on my long rides to nowhere?

>>36538667
Does she know somehow?

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>>36539977
Dub dubs. You have work to do

>>36540039
you can start with me(male) but have a very feminine penis

Will I at obe point obtain a gf this month.

>>36540077
Th some good doubles I got, will my gf be qt?

>>36539261
>>36539970
Well, guess I'm going to die now, bye.

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>>36540087
Will his gf have a swampy, smelly, afro arse

Will I ever be a high functioning human being?

>>36540117
Pls stop trying to ruin my gf! Will she love me?

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>>36540125
No need to be a dick about it.

will she ever notice me original monolith-chan?

Will my ex come back to me

>>36540044
Even tho I know this won't happen, getting dubs here made me oddly happy.

>>36540134
Will she use him for divorce and kid moneys?

>>36540134
will she make him take care of his cuck baby

>>36540134
...W-will she cheat on me oh great monolith?

Is my life fucked?

>>36540166
>will she cheat on me
perhaps with luck?!
do you have some cuckholding fetish? if yes please contact me when you'll get your gt gf

>>36540134
Will anon regret his gf?

>>36540159
>>36540166
>>36540134
>>36540117
So I get a gf but she will be 50/50 ugly and not love me then she'll take my money and cheat on me, will she at least snyggle with me?

>>36538667
Should I talk to him originally

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Should i give up on everything and go live as a hermit in niarbyl

>>36540191
>>36540189

Anon is cuck confirmed

>>36538667
Will I get there? The school I want?

>>36540205
Lol thanks monolith, I agree with you
He's an idiot

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>>36540199
Will his gf straight up have down syndrome?

Will whites make it?

>>36540240
Will blacks make it?

>>36540223
Stop! Will she take my virginity?

Am i really bad at yes and no questions?

>>36540166
Doubles RIP

>>36540199
will his 50/50 qt gf make him eat Chad's cum out of her freshly pounded pussy while she sits on his face and holds his nose so he can only breath through his mouth and inhale all the love juiced that testament his gf's unfaithfulness

>>36540189
No I don't you faggot. Will she be a "she?"

>>36540251
Is anon retarded?

Will I win the lottery the next time I play? (Scratch off)

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>>36540240
>>36540245
Our time is nigh, goys

>>36540259
When im dead? Is she going to murder me then transition?

>>36540259
Is anons gf a trans sjw femenist

>>36540264
Will the jews manipulate us and enslave us all?

>>36540259
but monolith said it's guaranteed that she will cheat, so you could at least help another robot this way

>>36538667
Are there more then 2 genders?

Will I make a lot of money in the coming months? (By a lot I mean more than ten thousand)

>>36540311
Will anon's life be better after getting gf?

>>36540247

Will anon's gf be fucked by bbc everyday?

>>36538667
Am i gonna be succesful?

Is V the one?

>>36540369

Anon is edgy painter confirmed

Will I ascend to godhood?

>>36538667
Should i give up on her permanently?

>inb4 6,7,8

>>36538667
fuck you monolith nigger

originel

>>36538667
will i be alone forever o monolith

will CA be part of Mexico again?

Is life worth fighting for?

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I'm God, aren't I?

will Arizona be part of Mexico again?

Should i kill myself ?
Oreganoli Ravioli

Will New Mexico be part of Mexico again?

>>36540449
>kill yourself when you're dead
good advice imo

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should I go to sleep right now?
originalpls

Is KEK the only true god?

>>36538667
Is God black?

will TX be part of Mexico again?

>>36538667
Should I break up with her? Tonight made it pretty obvious that I'm not really ready for this.

>inb4 get out
Fuck you normies don't have to deal with this shit I'm in over my head

>>36540471
is slavery, blacks true purpose?

>>36540468
Who are KEK's friends?

>>36538667
Will L be my girlfriend?

>>36540449
lol watt

>>36540481
is anon retarded to the point of forgetting to swallow?

should the the CIS white imperialist American male man finally pay reparayshnz to the oppressed black folk?

>>36540504
so he's just really autistic then?

Will I ever have a talent that I enjoy doing and can maybe make a career out of?

should I offer my juicy tight virgin boipuccy to robots in need?

>>36538667
Will that issue ever be an issue

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>>36540511
You heard it fool! PAY UP!

Should blacks and islam/muslims be eradicated?

Will that thing i think is a problem, actually be correct

Will everything actually go smoothly in his job for the foreseeable future?

>>36538667
Will the world be saved?

Will the anon below me get a qt gf this year?

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>>36538667
will i win in eurojackpot?

you probably should ask sonic totem,
he's knows more

>>36540620
>suffering awaits
I'd rather not.

>>36540620
eeyyyyyyyy sonic totem will i win in eurojackpot?

>>36538667
Are we really headed toward a second great depression?

>>36538667
Can you kill some niggers in DFW Texas please?

should all robots just meet for a giant hug and pet event?

>>36540620
Will the devil ever accept my pact with him?

>>36540620
will i get shitloads of money?

>>36540655
should white boys be forced to take estrogen just as nature intended to?

>>36540620
will i win in lottery?

>>36538667
am I autistic for discovering 4chan ?

>>36540620
will i get lots of money from lottery

>>36540620
are you really superior to the monolith?

>>36540620
Willl she ever love me?
Say yes sonic totem

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>>36540732
i am deeply sorry anon

>>36540732
THE MONOLITH SAID THE SAME WHY WHY WHY FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEE

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>>36538667
Is she interested or is my autism miss reading it?

>>36540749
Please spare me, oh great sonic totem

Will I get that thing

will Poland ever get into space?

>>36540757
Time to give up.

Also will I die this year?

Will it really arrive in a week?

>>36540788
RIP in peace anon
at least death-kun loves you

>>36538667
Is it ok to go on like this?

will the biscuit win the election?

will the pen lose the election?

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all i have to study is one chapters worth right? Cmon I think i can save my grade and pass uni. PLease MONOLITH!

Am I a true American
+
Qt gf

??

>>36538667
does ellen love me
IN AN ORIGINAL WAY

>>36540860
will this anon help me with my homework 'who asks, leads'?
it should be a 10 minute presentation

>>36540883
can I add you >>36540860 on discord?

>>36538667
will i ever find loveaaaaaa

Will Trump be impeached before 2018?

>>36538667

Will I succeed?

In a specifically original way?

will I have a motorcycle before 2018

does the next anon love to be hugged by me?

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>>36538667
will i pass my upcoming chemistry test?

>>36538667
will i ever understand the meaning?

>>36541225
FUCK YOU
I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN YOU A HUG IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY, SO FUCK YOU

Is my dog going to die soon?

>>36538667
Can those people leave me alone?

Will I ever get a qt gf?
Plz original

>>36538667
will I have the sex tonight

Is Islam the true religion of peace
Im meming plz no Bulli.

>>36541380
holy fuck boys finally losing my virginity it seems

>>36541385
The power of Kek is with us friends!
Gv to nc tu n

>>36538667
Will my 'HA plan' work?

Oh dear monolith will I ever get a gf.

Will I be a wizard?
Oregayno

>>36538667
Will I find my soulmate?

Should I go into the air Force?

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>>36538667
will i get 7k in dota

will she date me again?

>>36538667
? should i ? i dont know : ( help me monolith sir!

will i be happy next year?
orgo comm

Will I get a qt gf in 3 years??

>>36538667
Will I pass first year of university?
oreginakl

will i get my licence?

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>>36538667
will i ever find a bf to cuddle me.

>>36538667
Will I be able to have an early retirement with trading stocks?

>>36541881
Will I be able to make a living trading stocks.

>>36538667
will she be my gf?
niggggeeeerrrrrrrrr

>>36541895
Do i have to get a normie wage slave job?

>>36538667
Will I make it through college?
>pls oh great monolith, let this be original

>>36538667

Will my benis start working again?

>>36541907
Will I ever stop being a hiki

>>36541958

Sweet! The monolith is basically telling me to try to fug one of my friends

>>36541966
Will i ever get a girlfriend?

oregenoli

>>36538667
Will I ever have sex with the girl I love again?

is there hope ?
origami

>>36541881
>>36541895
>>36541907
>>36541966
>>36541989
That settles it, i'm going to die now. Bye anons. Its been fun.

>>36539118
Must I kill my friends to become God?

Will I get in control of my life this year?

Did she lie?

will i smash this weekend

Am I gay?

Srsly

is it my fault?
nigerroll

>>36542068
Do I have any chances with her though?

Will I spend my weekend with a girl

>>36542158
jesus fuck but i don't have any friends
this is a sick joke

Will things look up for me Mr. Monolith?

Will i fuck erika within the next 4 weeks?

Is it going to work out with her?

Will I ever make it to wonderland?

will i get a gf this year original

>>36538667
Should I just kill myself mr Monolith?

>>36538667
will i get it?
niggerol

Am I ever going to commit suicide?

Will it make any difference if I do this assignment now?

>>36538667
So defiantly this year, right?

Will I win the lottery within the next 5 years?

Will i get a gf finally?

>>36538667
will I make it? heh

Are you lying to everyone in this thread?

original

People think i'm gay?

>>36538667
She misses me, right? :3

>>36538667
Am I gay? Orig Orig Orig

>>36538667
will i ever become successful and rich or even get a job?

>>36538667
Will I reach something in my life?

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will i ever get a weeb bf

412fsdaasfgbbv

>>36538667
Will i find the answer the magic? Will i be a mage?

I just want to know, will I die a virgin

>>36542966
>with absolute certainty

rip anon

>>36542946
o-okay thank you

>>36538667
Will I improve my lifestyle and fuck a ton of girls?
Orig

will we start dating sooner or later than expected?

>>36538667
Will I improve my lifestyle and find true love?

>>36542997
Fuck I didn't even realize I had dubs either

>>36538667
Will your mother die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post?

>>36538667
WILL I FIND FUCKING TRUE LOVE SOON?
ORIGORIG

>>36538667
Will I ever make my oneitis my girlfriend?

>>36543212
What do you mean, "probably"? I demand an answer, oh great monolith.

Should I put forth the effort into staying within my ethnic background (relationship wise) despite me growing up in America?

>>36543224
>not a chance!
this is what happens when you anger the monolith.

>>36538667
Monolith, can I change who I am?

Will i make the essay in time?

>>36538667

I asked you this question a month ago. But I still haven't gotten anywhere with her. Should I finally give up on her?

>>36538667
Alright monolith of kek, your the only one I trust. The stupid fucking 8-ball keeps lying like always, I will listen to false prophets no more.
Is she coming back?
Some days I still have my doubts

>>36543392
>the monolith shrugs

Will I ever get the succ?
Original

Does she like me desu famalam?????

>>36538667
I dreamed about a girl I see in the bus.
Do I have any chances?

Should i go out tomorrow ?

>>36538667
is it the right thing to do?

do I have the tightest boipuccy(virginal)?

>>36538667
Should I just kill myself

2574748

>>36538667
Will i ever be happy and content with myself?

Will I be rich and succeed?

>>36538667
So did I permanently fuck up our potential relationship with her (not that I care too much)? Is she taking it heavily?

Will I kiss her soon?

Will I ever be a normie and leave this life of failure behind me?

Will I ever work up the courage to speak to her?

>>36538667

Every time I see threads like these, they have 2-350 replies. It's fucking nuts.

Anyway, should I talk to her tomorrow?

Will my life end with me killing myself?

>>36544064

I keep getting answers like this...starting to legit wonder if it's a sign

will we ever nuke canada?

>>36538667
Will i ever be cured?

Should I shoot myself in the head with a 12 gauge?

>>36538667
So what about the prospects in the future concerning girls? Something good coming up? I'll get them anyway you stupid rock, and you damn well know that.

>>36543888
the fuck to trips even mean?
The same as dubs?

>>36538667
Am I gonna make it, oh monolith

Will I get a qt gf
>the most unoriginal post ever

>>36538667
is the monolith a lier

>>36538667
Eh, am I going to fuck the cute trap who just so happens to live an hour away from me?

>>36545145
Yeah, whatever. Fuck you monolith. How about the other trap? The cuter one.

>>36538667
Will I find the type of gf I'm looking for on this board?

>>36545145
>>36545165
double wrekt

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Is there a point to life mr monolith

>>36538667
Am I gonna make it, brah? Original comment sudesune

Will i ever get to feel prime teen pussy?

>>36538667
Will I be able to treat and control my mental illness?

Will I ever get some prime teen pussy?

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will i get a qt gf?
originakrrino

>>36538667
Will I get a chance with Her?

>>36538667
Will she date me?


ORIGINALLY?

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Alright, will her and I get married?

>>36538667
Am I passing math this semester, cuz' it isn't looking so good.

>>36538667
Will I ever stop being a fat sack of shit?

>>36545744
What about me though?

Originally ofcourse

>>36538667
Will I find motivation in life?