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>>36555179
aya said to post your cock in this thread or he will block you again

>>36555221
ayas going to block me?
i want to die
aya hates me

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>>36555179
>ayaya
>hates me..
no he doesn't
He just wants some time away, that's all

I literally cannot read for longer than a minute. I lose concentration instantly.

Who else /toodumbtoread/?

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>>36555146
I agree. I'm too fucking American to read shit senpai

If you're reading then you have the author's voice in your head instead of your own for a while. That has a lot of appeal for some people.

George Clinton you said?

>>36555082
Robert Paulson?
>his name is Robert Paulson

Nypa
Nypa
Nypa
Nypa

>>36555031
>I am 62 and a virgin

proofs?

good, you have wizard powers beyond mortal comprehension

>>36555031
Not that anyone would come to a Mongolian goat herding imageboard to tell lies but is there any proof?

Also how did you even find aforementioned Serbian cross stitching forum?

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>>36555014
>TFW ywn know that feel

My chad friend told me chokers are like a black belt in dick sucking

>>36555438
Does this friend's name start with an A?

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First for May in April.

>>36555007
Am I the only one who puts the 'edition' in the subject line?

>>36555060
I don't like her but I prefer a conservative government over a labour government

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Now what does ubisoft listen to the most?
When it comes to their customers and community?
Is it straight people?
No
Is it white people?
No
Is it white straight male?
No
Is it the traps, gays, lesbians, blacks, transgenders, feminists, non whites and liberals?
YES

Ubisoft will only listen to those because they are the most catered group when it comes to mainstream media so you know how to impersonate these people and pretend to be these people just so ubisoft will actually listen because if they refuse to listen to these "people" then they will get a very VERY bad rep from every left media news about how the company is being "racist and xenophobic"

Which is the first step to this operation.

Considering how bioware listened to one transgender but not thousands of other normal people's complaints.

OP can't inb4.
lol

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>>36554921
stop making these fucking threads

oregano

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Y cant life be getting drunk and driving around the trailer park?

>>36554970
it's just the way of the road bubs

Have you tried finding a less demanding job?

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Wait what the image was actually bimbofication and not purification? Shit.

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>>36554895
PIease enjoy responsibly

>>36554938
Is this from a real manga?

>>36554826
Can relate to useless degree, but I try not to have romantic feelings

>>36554826
>gf doesn't know what she's doing and we're both emotionally unstable
>I thought I knew what I was doing now have no clue
Want to die but don't want to die

>>36554826
>Meanwhile I've discoveres that girl I've been chatting with is huge thot
Was in this situation except I didn't even get nudes, I just found out she flirts with literally every guy she meets.

I want drugs so bad
I'm too broke though
Just taking holy basil+chamomile
It's an okay buzz for about 2 minutes

Is nobody else fucked on a Tuesday night????

>>36554811
>want to go out to buy a pint
>only have 5ish dollars
>not sure how much a cheap pint of vodka is
>don't want to buy four loko but it's the strongest I'll be able to afford
>worth 8ish ouces of vodka by my measure
>with a shit ton of sugar and overly carbonated
>cannot go out anyway because it's night and parents will notice, clingy controlling parents that try to control my drinking

How do you even find out how much it would cost without directly asking the internet?

>do google search
>one of the first results is someone talking about how only alcoholics buy pints

ree shut up

If I don't know exactly I'll have wasted my trip. I think I have about enough for it though, and rather than 8 onces I'll get like 12.5 ounces. And as stong as I please, without the sugar and all of that.

>>36554758
Stop giving off such a gay vibe?

>>36554758
Maybe you are attractive and making friends with men who are already kind of bent but don't know it. Another possibility is that your view of a bro-mance is more homosexual than you originally imagined, and these guys a re responding accordingly. I would take a guess that you act kind of gay yourself but don't want to want a penis in asshole relationship, I've certainly been that way before. I started getting kind of gay with my best friend but in retrospect it was out of desperation, so maybe you're just picking up lonely guys as well.

People nowadays don't understand friendship. They think that to get along with someone means that they want the fucc. Such is life in the current year.
Don't make friends, you are better off alone.

>>36554756
You still got a chance to come out ontop anon...

Theres hundreds of channers that will either neck themselves or stay a NEET for life, you got time to change things

>>36555120
there's no chance for me. any chance i had was gone the moment i opened up this website.

>>36554756
>tfw most of my classmates are either still in college or working retail even after graduating
I've got a year or two left to get my shit in order.

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Because they don't care about my pain.

It's the only way where I can really share my suffering.

>>36554731

Fuck off, Mystery, you literal pornstar.

> Do truly bad people feel guilty about what they do?

Sometimes. Less over time, though.

> Does feeling guilt pardon you from being a bad person?

No.

>>36554724
>Does feeling guilt pardon you from being a bad person?

In what universe would that make sense? If someone continues to do bad things even after feeling guilt, it's the same as feeling nothing at all. Someone who does that is either trying to repress their guilt by covering it up with more or maybe they're downright into feeling shameful or some shit.

I feel like I should start trying to be a better person. I think I want to start being a vegetarian too.
Not a vegan because that's dumb