/britfeel/

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First for May in April.

>>36555007
Am I the only one who puts the 'edition' in the subject line?

>>36555060
I don't like her but I prefer a conservative government over a labour government

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First for Based Kwasi

>>36555073
Yes. No one else does because they're not tossers

Other OP here, just deleted the other one.

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>>36555099
haha cool I was only doing it as a joke anyway

>>36555060
>>36555086
I don't like May's government, but I prefer her government to the shadow cabinet, and I think that Corbo would be a spineless leader.

My seat has been Tory since the 1880's, though, so it doesn't matter who I vote for.

I don't think I've ever asked people here this before, but have any of you lads got the guff?

NEET since 2011. What are my chances of finding employment in this "great" country?

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Honoka Kousaka desu
Vote Conservative

>>36555148
Always have, always will lad.

>>36555007
>007
Good British Post.

>>36555099
>>36555133
Nice early morning blessings.
Thx Kev

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Vote Communist Party of China

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>tfw trying to pick apart surrealistic comedy from a realist comedy

Bottom lip keeps splitting lads.

>>36555148

No, and no need to rub it in either anon.

>>36555190
Man she was so cute. What is she even up to now?

>>36555148
I left it on a plate last night but when I woke up it was empty and gone

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Really need to see how Crisps are made instead of just nipping to the local around the corner.

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>>36555236

You beat me to it you absolute memelord

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>>36555236

>he hasn't got the guff on his plate

>>36555175
run a candidate in my constituency, and i'll happily vote for the communist party of china.

>>36555218
No clue, lad. I've managed to pick one non sequitur from the film so far though

>>36555243

Since when did every factory in Britain have it's own in house airstrip?

>>36555278

I'm actually running as a UKIP candidate somewhere in Suffolk, for the local elections.

>>36555243


Anyone got that streaming website?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuyyXLLIsvc

>>36555148
Nah I used to have it big time but I just can't muster up the courage anymore

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>>36555148
Yeah, I've even got a rare picture of it.

>>36555327
I'm not sure I believe you mate

>>36555302
Was a old government regulation to ensure support for kids tv about a old woman in a plane. The show was scrapped once the regulation was binned, meaning factories started to appear without airstrips.
The BBC wouldn't fork out for a updated version with a helicopter though.

>>36555327
Some friends and I are trying to convince this really eccentric guy from my old sixth form to run as the BNP candidate in the general.

>>36555243

and this is where tesco tiger bread comes from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGb8ZFgNDhc

>>36555420
I suddenly want a episode of Come Outside based around /britfeel/ memes.

>>36555389

That's not how it works m8, I don't think the BNP are even standing any candidates in the general.

What are you lads up to? I'm shopping for long sleeve t-shirts because it's too hot for jumpers but I dont want everyone to see muh emo scars.

Do you ever worry about how little you know? Not necessarily 'knowledge', but just about how the world works, etc.

I know next to nothing about how Wall Street operates, for example, but I guess that could be said about a lot of things.

I was walking through London, looking around at all the buildings, and just thinking that there's PEOPLE, hundreds of them, working in each one. These people dictate and have some influence over my life one way or another, but I have no idea how. What are they doing in there, what are they saying?

And surely these people are going to do things for their best interests? Should I be worried about these things, or 'not worry' because these things are out of my control?

fucking PEOPLE make decisions, aaaaaaah

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>>36555440

>I'm feeling ill pippin, it's time to go to the doctor

>>36555442
Well, the plan was that if the BNP don't accept him, then we'd have him run on an "Independent BNP" ticket, or something along those lines.

>>36555471

What are his politics like generally.

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>>36555460
Does Shipman's surgery have suitable support for arriving by plane?
If not, there is a suitable financial advisor she can speak to about switching it out for a more practical method of transport.

If any thoughtful anons are reading this, I recommend this great tune. It is deeply English, and very moving. The libretto appears on the video. Listen to great beauty and reflect on your own lives. Cheers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9GrmokeHPY [Embed]

>>36555440

'come outside'

an episode where auntie mable tries to get britfeelers to literally come outside and leave their bedroom.

>>36555501
Shipman does do home visits like any good doctor should

>>36555494
Well... he's a huge nationalist and fairly right wing.

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>>36555523

Shipman euthanises lonely robots on request

FOR THE TRUCK BOYS

>>36555523
Come outside where she sits indoors all day waiting for Shipman doesn't sound as good as the crisp episode, or the sweeping brush one.

>>36555555

just checking robtobotdfucking

>>36555546
Would have loved to been a fly on the wall there. Do you think he asked for it or Based Shippers knew it was for the best?

>>36555546
>tfw shipman will never give you a home visit

>>36555559
Just curious tbqhtuk lads

>>36555516
viddy well brother, viddy well

>>36555590
Holy shit I'm actually retarded Jesus Christ

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>>36555456
I constantly question everything I think I know. It's gotten to the point where I don't have a lot of opinions. I just entertain certain things to play devils advocate. In reality I know nothing.

>>36555588
At least Kev gave you a blessing to ease the morphine-less pain you are having.

horizon zero dawn is some comfy video games lads

>>36555586

Could have been either, his life clearly wasn't worth living, and shipman acted as an angel of mercy

>>36555456
Most people don't know how most things work though desu. We specialise in one thing and that's about it. Sure you might have a general knowledge of things but not enough to be useful. Oh and the average pleb doesn't know any of this either. Its a good attitude to have though, the self awareness of not know. It means you can put effort into filling in the gaps in your knowledge. Someone so sure of everything is probably actually just too ignorant to realise how much they don't know.

>>36555667
NieR Automata's where it's at man

>>36555706
played it before horizon, it was absolutely smashing and definitely better than horizon but I couldn't call it comfy tbqh

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How about some bingo eh lads?

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>>36555773
That's true I guess. A2 a best.

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>>36555456
>>36555620
It causes me great distress, I can't form political opinions just because how stupid and how little I know. At least i'm self-aware and sprouting uninfomred opinions like most people though I guess

>>36555701
I haven't even specialises in anything and my general knowledge is also awful. I try fill the huge gaping holes but I just get more confused the more I learn and become aware. Its true suffering

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>>36555842
I feel the same way. It's satisfying in a way. I don't have to take my opinions so seriously if I have no faith in them.

>>36555820
good original taste lad

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>>36555809
love me some bingo posts

>>36555842
>>36555867
We're probably all just autistic haha

>lose my virginity 4 months ago
>don't think much of it, could easily live without sex
>get to now
>really want to have sex again

So this is how normies feel..

I hope that you folks know that the snap election is a farce. Its main purpose is to try and clear the air away from the 30 Tory MPs who are currently being charged with overspending at the last election.

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>>36555984
something like that. lot's of strange things about me desu

>>36555842
>At least i'm self-aware and sprouting uninfomred opinions like most people though I guess

I respect this. I know a guy always talks about how hard it is "being an intelligent, analytical thinker" and I want to slap him.

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>have to get up at seven for the long trek to the doctors
>still up watching Seinfeld
Post waifus.

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>>36555809
Bingoposting is comfy.

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>>36556132
this is honoka
say something nice about her

>>36556174
Well, at least you're not a brony or furry.

>>36555620
>It's gotten to the point

Here it is. I see it all the time. Most of the people posting here aren't even British. You sorry creatures know nothing about British history or culture. Americanisms all over the place. You wouldn't know Britain if you swallowed the whole island in your globalised American-influenced mouth.

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I'm tired, but if I go to sleep now I'll end up sleeping 14-16 hours because I don't want to be awake during the day. Strange old situation

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>>36556255
Alright guilty as charged but I'm not actually American. pls no bully

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Havent had any funny turns for a few days lads so that's good.

>>36556174
I ignore bingoposting because it reminds me how inadequate I am tbqh. I don't like asking myself questions

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>>36556132
>>36556199
She doesn't suffer from 'anime girl huge forehead'.

>>36556211
Yeah, but I am a filthy weeb and occasional waifuposter. Also, I occasionally forget to attach an image.

>>36556255
Is "its gotten to the point" an Americanism? Wut

>tfw too retarded to figure out how to filter threads about women using 4chanx

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>>36556331
your waifu a cute. CUTE
originallll

>>36556384
"Gotten" is an Americanism.

>>36556406
Thanks lad, but aren't they all?

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>>36556406
What about my waifu?
>>36556429
What? Okay then I guess. I don't see the problem there then. With the internet language is going to become a lot more standardised regardless of country. I want that TNG civilazition, can't stand England

>>36556400
No worries lads I think I've got it.

>>36555073
Edition is for the body lad to defeat the robot, you're wasting it putting it in subject

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>>36556508
Ok I get it I'm a failure

want to kill myself, not sure how though

>>36556538
Kill me first lad ye?

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>>36556132
>Posting
3rd night in a row where I came home from work and slept a lot between 8 - midnight

>>36556256
I do the same thing. People probably think I'm autistically larping as a vampire or something. I just don't like being awake during the day and if I'm exposed to some heat (like going in the sun) my skin starts to burn.

>>36556488
I'm just saying that it's ironic that a British thread should be peppered with Americanisms. But as you say, it's natural. Standardised if you will. I personally find it very depressing.

>>36556619
Cheer up, have some more whisky.

>>36556619
Gotten sounds better than got

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Thinking about buying this what you lads reckon?

>>36556718
Change that f to a b and it'll be perfect

>>36556682
You've caught on, haven't you? I've one glass to go and then sweet slumber.

>>36556732
What whiskey you drinking lad?

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>>36556132
>still up watching Seinfeld
Super comfy lad, love some Seinfeld

>>36556732
It reminds me how I talk when I'm trying to cast off the working class roots which hold me down and threaten to choke me. Sweet dreams lad.

>>36556718
Not a bad design desu. I'd worry about coming off like I desperately want everyone to know that I play guitar. I'd have to own a Fender and be pretty good with it to back it up though.

>>36556729
Kek.

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>ywn be enough of an oblivious faggot to wear this in public

>>36556811
Mark the mint man they might call me
Otjk

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>>36555809
I'm a bad person desu

>>36556764
Just Teachers blended rubbish I'm afraid.

>>36556832
Never understood the appeal of these awful designs.

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>The perfect shirt doesnt exi-

>>36556916
It's the kind of thing my nan would get me as a teenager, God bless her.

>tfw still trying to work out what surrealism in cinema is

>>36556949
Something outside real life norms that is an accepted part of the films universe? Or some shit

>>36556989
I guess but I have to do it in relation to the film The Full Monty and it's really bloody difficult because their is almost no surrealism in the fucking film

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Cant wait to wear this out on the piss with the lads.

>>36557072
I havent seen that movie in a long time but I can only think of the 'hot stuff' cock thrust bit.

>>36557112
You talking about when they're queuing at jobcentre? Already got that one, ta

>>36557127
Having any fun at the jobcente is the height of surrel.

>>36556949
Its just some pretentious bullshit mate. It doesn't mean anything. I could make a film where I'm dressed as a fish going round people houses of a night while they're sleeping replacing their milk with fish juice. Then the camera would zoom in on me as I'm on the roof of a house, the moon behind me. Then spiders would come out of my mouth and my head would start to rotate. The film would end with me turning into a real fish and floating away into space.

So surreal. So randum xD

>>36557146
>Having any fun at the jobcente is the height of surrel.
Had a right good kek at that. I almost bloody choked laughing

Right lads gonna get the Bender one and a couple of cheap generic ones.

>>36557158
Apparently surrealism is more than random shite chucked into the film but I don't fucking buy it looking at what's considered real surrealism and what's not. It's all pretentious shite

I really fucking regret choosing this course. It's bloody awful

>>36557414
Come on lad what is it?

>>36557443
Some shite film production course at some shite uni that is wasting my shite time and my shite money

>>36557493
>not choosing STEM

lmao

when will they learn

>>36557524
Yeah I fell for the following your dream meme. Laugh it up

>>36557556
How is it your dream if you hate it though. Did you not think about it enough?

>>36557660
It's always what I wanted to do but analysing film is the complete opposite end of the spectrum of what I want to do in the field

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It's those real NEET comfy hours.

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>>36555007

Whats the UK version of MDE

>>36557929
None of our shows are that unique flavour of shit.

>>36557929
The Mighty Boosh :^)

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>>36555243

Awwwwhhhhh noooo. Repressed memories... flooding back... uurgh... must not relive ... being fiddled AHHHHHHHHHH

i posted about working on my dissertation well i've got half it done and it only took me all fucking day/night

rest of it needs to be finished tomorrow before noon so i'm just cracking on with it lads

motivational words and/or waifus greatly welcomed

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>>36558088
The N.K cuties are rooting for you anon

>>36558088
What's your dissertation about, lad?

>>36557929
Ntohing, we have better stuff. MDE seems so wildly inconsistent. Some of the content is sub-youtube tier and some is pretty great.

>>36555440
Don't fuck up your only decent memories before the internet psyop shredded your identity apart with a mass produced mess of memes.

>>36558215
it's a bit of a meme so i'm not gonna say but it's for my history bachelors, and my uni take it weirdly seriously for how shite of a uni they are

Hurr h-h-he cant keep getting away with it! lol am i rite /pol/?

>>36558284
>how shite of a uni they are
Is it something like uel?

Please arrest her parents I would cum with joy

http://news.sky.com/story/madeleine-mccann-met-police-rules-out-its-four-official-suspects-10850920

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>>36558488
hmmmm I wonder why this is all coming back
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>36558607
Could you imagine? /pol/ would disappear up it's own arse forever.

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Got cum in my hair. Now I now why girls hate it so much.

>>36558648
Ffs dont you have some old underwear or something you cum in?

>>36558632
I'm almost totally convinced, like a day or two after people started talking about it some random dead (Convenient) pedo got dredged up and claims that he'd admitted he did it.

>>36558674
I was cumming into tissues. A bit just shot into my hair.

>>36558718
I'm not sure how they can spend every day dredging though all the awful things in the world. Dedicated /pol/acks are a special kind of autism.

oh fuck the sun's rising

>>36559138
Well that's just fucking perfect.

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Only a couple of hours until everyone goes to work and the house is mine

fucks sake lads i've got 4k more words to write just end me

>>36559444
What do you have to write about, lad?

>>36555086
>>36555133

What's not to like? Best home secretary in go knows how long, and once she has a solid commons majority she'll flood the Lords with Tories and give us the Brexit we deserve

Anti-anti-White is a codeword for anti-Black.

https://www.ingenie.com/young-drivers-guide/how-to-fill-up-a-car-with-petrol

Worst generation

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accidentally looked at some pictures from a period i was kind of happy, now i just feel dead

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night guard, we've done well, not long to go before we can clock out

>>36560573
>tfw so tired I'm starting to feel sick

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Tick tock wagies, tick tock.

What are my fellow NEETs up to today? I'm going to tidy my room and work out. Maybe watch a movie.

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>>36561107
>tfw I'm envious of neets

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7k words wew 3k more to go

i'm so tired

>>36561132
Keep going anon. We're all rooting for you.

>>36561107
going to buy a subway breakfast
tidy my room
play some vidya and maybe start watching mad men
go for a walk
finish the evening with some shit posting on /britfeel and the nightly crywank

>>36561107
Going to bed soon. Trying to get my sleep schedule in order for at least one day so I can see a doctor.

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>>36561132
>stayed up all night
>only did about 500 words

>>36561166
i'm not writing a fucking children's book anon it has to be somewhat good rushed tripe

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>>36561165
What time are you planning on getting up?
>>36561150
post room

>Needed to get to sleep quickly last night
>Was noisy in house so took Valium
>Got 7 hours sleep
>Still feel incredibly tired
>Got 9 hours of work now

Fuck sake

>>36561214
Can't predict it desu. I can sleep between 9 and 24 hours at a time, and if I force myself awake a can't really function until I go back to sleep. I'm just rolling the dice until I'm up early enough to make a doctors appointment, but late enough that I can attend it.

>>36555007

That doesn't sound very comfy double oh seven

>>36561214
wow that is unbelievable. that'll take you all day anon.

I'm not posting my room but I only need to clear up a few cans and wrappers.

Should only take me a few hours.

>>36561214
Have fun cleaning that up. There is nothing nicer than that feeling when your room is finally cleared. Having your cat with you during the process would be fun too.

>>36561546
>>36561534
I honestly dont have enough room for everything. I have a lot of weird shit that I'm hesitant to throw away in case my family finds out about it. Will have to get creative.

>>36561593
weird shit?

please post a list

>tfw waking up and STILL no gf

what the fuck, why do I deserve this

>>36561615
>harry potter dressing gown
>glass chess board with shot glasses for pieces
>lil cider press
>a bunch of random electrical stuff like mini heater and a set top box
>3 old laptops
>some plant food and fertiliser
Other stuff too buried somewhere

>Man who got a year in prison for leaving bacon sandwich outside a mosque has died in prison.

So we're giving out death penalty for offending Muslims now.

>>36561667
not that bad
I was expecting butt plugs and used condoms etc.

btw you sound like a hoarder bro

>>36561673
Wasn't he murdered by a muzzie gang?

>>36561730
>butt plugs and used condoms
Well that stuff doesnt take up much space at least. Although the only condoms I have are expired ones I bought years ago. Yeah I've gone through weird peroids of 'collecting' random shit. Probably a symptom of some mental retardation.

>People unironically shill the conservatives instead of the lib dems in this thread
Really does show the intelligence of you lot

>>36561769
They're fearful of the SURGE

>>36561648
At least you still want a gf. I've fucking given up.

dora the explorer was extremely formulaic

>>36561914

don't bash my dora lad.

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i.
am.
knackered

>>36561914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

>>36561667
I guess I'll put all this shit in a black bag and dump it a couple of streets over when it's night.

>>36562010
charity shop lad

Boners lads
Boners

>>36562069
Most of it is broken or things they wouldnt take. I have some clothes I'll give though. I dont think I can justify having an X-men shirt with 'yolo' written on it.

>>36561999
I might have a wank to that thumbnail.

>>36562104
She's 14 in that image, lad

>>36562121
*wanking intensifies*

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>>36562136
>*wanking intensifies*
Oi, lad

>>36562121
Too late.

Origami

>had to relieve my own morning erection AGAIN

this gf/trap can't come quick enough

>>36561999
When do you reckon she'll finally get them out properly? Already losing interest after she got them reduced and she's probably going to get fat soon.

>>36562240
She had them reduced? People are wasting their time protesting abortion doctors while these atrocities are being allowed to happen?

>>36562286
You didnt know? Yeah got them done THEN started strutting around in thong bikinis and slutting it up. Bizarre.

>>36562300
I didn't know who she was until a few minutes ago when I'd finished wanking to the thumbnail and saw your original post.

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>>36562358
Seriously? Mate your wanking adventures have just begun.

>>36561648
I'm so sexually frustrated its ridiculous. wanking doesn't help because its not the same. I'd shag any girl who showed any interest in me I'm so desperate. i swear to god if i had a gf i'd fuck her 3 times a day.

>>36562387
I've bookmarked a google images search for her name. I don't normally look for specific people, I just find something on /gif/ to quickly jerk off to.

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>>36562420
Damn I dont think I've wanked like that in over a decade. Well she's got plenty of good material. I have a whole folder of her because I'm cool/lame like that.

>>36562460
Nice. This is why we need genetic engineering.

>tfw my flatmates alarm has been going off for the last 45 minutes

The best time of my life was when I was unemployed and had to go to a4E twice a week

Tempted to get hearts of iron 4, tbch

I wonder if everyone around me finds life as shit as I do.

>>36562685
haven't played it since release, it was too simplistic then desu

I can't be arsed going to therapy, too sleepy.

>>36562635
>a4E
u wot m8

>>36562708
That's good for me then. I'm thick

>>36562750
he must mean A&E

>>36562685
I thought about it but I still haven't learned EUIV or CKII so it would probably be a waste.

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>tfw 4 essays due in next week and haven't started writing them
>tfw lost contact with friends and am afraid to re-establish contact
>tfw spent second year at uni not going to classes and just being a quasi-NEET
>tfw doing meme history degree and have no idea what I'm going to do when I finish uni
>tfw alcoholic to cope with all this stress, anxiety and fear but is only making me less productive

just fucking end me lads

>>36562769
Still an odd thing to do twice a week

>>36562780
>tfw inching towards your position
Teach me to avoid it, please

>>36562780
The procrastination I can understand, I did the bare minimum effort while at uni too, but why the fuck aren't you at least making friends and enjoying life on the campus lad? You're paying like 9 grand a year to sit in your room and shitpost, you could have done that at your mum's house for free

>>36562750
Do you not have them anymore? They were an employment agency that the JC would send you to if you were on benefits too long

Last day of daysleeping for about 3 weeks coming up. Bitter sweet feelings. Night lads zzzzzz

>>36562850
>why the fuck aren't you at least making friends and enjoying life on the campus

I was lazy, depressed and have social anxiety

>>36562896
it's just called the work program now

What do you say to a vendor on the dnet if your package doesn't arrive?

>>36562959
>"My package hasnt arrived yet"
How long have you waited?

>>36562973
It said 1-3 days and it has been 5

>>36563007
Has it said it's dispatched yet? It's unlikely he's outright ripped you off, so vendors take the piss sending shit out though.

>tfw waiting for my new PIN to arrive after stupidly asking for a new one with my new card
the card arrived 2 days ago and I basically can't use my card anywhere other than online

>>36563020
Yeah it sent, it has been 5 days since it shipped.

>>36563050
What naughty thing are you getting lad?

>>36563050
the police probably have it and they are the way to your house right now with an arrest warrant

>>36563032
At least you can buy food and shit with contactless.

>>36562959
mummy may has your IP address now mate, youre FUCKED

How JUST is Bill Burr, lads?

>wife gets a pitbull without asking him about it
>makes him get rid of it later because shes pregnant
>made him sell his drumkit that he loved
>made him sell his truck
>didnt get a prenup because she refused

He always seemed so savvy about this kind of shit too, how the mighty have fallen

>>36562937
Hate to say it mate but it sounds like you've left it too late for socialising - you're already at the end of year two so all the people in your course will have already broken the ice and split into cliques, while you're "that weird bloke that sits by himself and never says anything"

>>36563078
Fuck, she made him sell his drumkit? At least if he goes through a nasty divorce his next comedy special will be fucking insane.

I was just listening to him talking about watching One Punch Man.

>>36563078
>made him sell his drumkit that he loved
>made him sell his truck
he seriously stayed when she made him sell his stuff? He always goes on about putting your foot down in relationships yet he couldn't do it himself

>>36563078
Jesus, he's like that key and peele sketch where they hide so they can say the word bitch without their wives hearing

>>36555190

hopes and despair should be on the same axis, day litterally ruined.

>>36563078
I know nothing about the guy but thats shit. Surely it's not worth it at that point.

builders turning up at my house unannounced again REEEEEE

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>>36556132
Help lads I thought it was friday already

>>36563207

put the kettle on laddo

bored out my brain and it's only quarter to 10.

Gimme something to watch or do britfeel.

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>get to the doctors
>admit to skipping meals and barely eating anything
"Just eat more :)"

>>36562780
>doing meme history degree

when you leave you'll realise that humanities aren't a meme. My mate left with a 2.1 in history from Exeter and he now works in FX, making 32k this year which increases to 42k next year and 50k the year after

in many cases degrees are just to show that you're smart at something, it's not often they're required to be in the field of the job you're applying for (unless you're a doctor or scientist or some shit)

godspeed mate

>>36563298
I'm currently watching The Void. It came out last year but it's like an old school 'body horror' movie like The Thing.

>>36563336
well what did you expect him to say you mong?

>>36563356

Don't really like horror films anon. Is it a jumpscare?

>>36563141
>At least if he goes through a nasty divorce his next comedy special will be fucking insane.

this, he would ascend to levels of bitterness and cynicism never before seen

>>36563404
Nah it's more like 'omfg what's that..what is it...it's coming closer...oh god how is it even alive??'
Here's my documentary playlist (although it's mostly random shit now) if you fancy giving one of them a go
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M

>>36563336
Stop wasting the GPs time and pull yourself together you anorexic little poof. No wonder you're feeling ill if you're not even getting basic nutrition

>>36563425
nice try at getting my google account info anon

decided I'm not even going to leave the house today lads

going to bake my own bread instead of going to the shops, and after that I'll just get comfy

>>36563450

tell me what getting comfy involves anon. please tell me

fuck sake, I hate being fat

some t-shirts make me feel claustrophobic with how uncomfortable the material is being oddly stretched

>>36563145
This.
Why didn't he just PACK A BOX AND GET THE FUCK OUT.

Gonna send him an email asking how to deal with the wife making me sell my gear.

See if he mentions it on his podcast.

>>36563450
Don't you need a sophisticated oven to bake bread dough in? Or have you got one of those middle class bread-maker memes gathering dust next to the icecream-maker and NutriBullet

>>36563459
going to watch the wire and play bayonetta

maybe stroll around the house listening to a podcast for a bit to burn off some energy

>>36563078
this is what happens when you get old and desperate for company I suppose

I had to stop listening to his podcast because he became so utterly pussy whipped.

No roastie will ever make me get rid of my stuff.

>>36563484
No anon, people have been making bread for thousands of years without the need of fancy ovens

>>36563475
you have to make sure you tell him you know about him getting rid of stuff for his partner though.
If anyone tried to tell me to rid of my stuff I'd just pack up and go, or maybe say I am getting rid of it and put it in storage and then once it's all gone leave so she has no way to stop me

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Playing shin megami tensei.
Named my main Fargo, Law-Dredd, Chaos-Rico, and the heroine-Anderson

Anyone else theme name their RPG characters

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I did it I fucking did it
Dissertation sent of to print services fucking GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY LIFE PLEASE

since I've pulled the first all nighter I've had this year I'm gonna sleep all day and not feel bad about it

>>36563519
SPIRAL NEMESIS TRANSLATION

NEVER EVER EVER

anybody know of any good discords for idle chatting?

>>36563516
Pretty much lad. Fuck woman demanding.

My misses wanted me to stop hanging out with my mates. I told her no. She huffed and puffed for a few days, and still has the hump when I go out, but she's never asked me again.

>>36563531
post some of your conclusion for us, lad

>>36563541
translation coming 20XX

>>36563548
why do women do this? do they really want you to be miserable

Wish I could just nap for a couple of hours. I always end up switching the alarm off and waking up confused several hours later.

Footybot here.

Met the lads at the footy. I'm not going to lie. It was great. There was 4 of them and me, drinking and having banter. The football became a side point as we were having so much fun

Shook everyone's hand as we were leaving. There's another game Saturday away. I'm going in one of the lads cars. Big step for me as i rarely leave my hone town.

Think I'm making it lads. I think I have friends

>>36563620
Ever wake up confused and scared?

I'm trying to hold it together
Head is lighter than a feather
Looks like I'm not getting better
Not getting better

>take dog out for an hour
>play with him when we get back
>give him a treat filled puzzle toy to mess around with for a bit
>now hassling me to play again

nigga just go to sleep

>>36563642
I used to get night terrors and sleep paralysis a lot. Since I've been taking muh pills and not drinking all the time it's been much better though.

>>36563612
Jealousy lad. They don't have the same friendships males do. Male bonding is something woman (not all) will never get.

Also, they don't like you being happy with others.

>>36563641
Use to play 7-aside with the lads from work. Use to play other stores in the franchise. Even formed a team for the franchise's yearly football competition.

It's a great way to make friends and have fun/keep fit.

>>36563641
Happy for you lad. Nice to see good things happening.

>>36563641
When I was younger we used to ride out on our bikes to the local school that we didn't go to and everyone hopped the fence into the footy pitches. I was pretty shit compared to them but it was good fun. Have fun mate.

>>36563641
Brought a big smile to my face lad, I'm chuffed for you

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Blimey it's all kicking off lads.

>>36555007
Burger anon, are you in Oxford yet, we still on for today?

t. Oxford anon (/britfeel/ ambassador)

Had a persistent cough for 2 weeks now, hopefully it's cancer and the make a wish foundation can get me a gf, or at least pay for a escort that will let me pound her throat like an aboriginal drummer

>>36563684
>>36563709
>>36563755
>>36563823

Cheers guys

Still thing I'm gonna pull some sperg bol out and fuck this up but just going to enjoy the ride.

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>tfw you remember Americlaps can't buy beer until 21
One of the only things that makes me patriotic tbqh.

>>36563893
that and they drink Bud Light which is foul

Do you reckon burger anon has got the guff?

>>36563906
I reckon so. Do you think Oxfordanon will be bothered by it?

>>36563941

I've got the guff myself m8, so it's fine

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Isn't it weird how normies will shamelessly play the clarinet in front of everyone?

Don't they realise it looks like they are sucking a cock?

Think I'm gonna have that nap boys. I reckon if I set the alarm on my phone and put it on the overside of the room I should be alright.

/amerifeel/ having an official state visit to /britfeel/ this afternoon

>>36563970
Sucking dick is progressive so they're happy to be seen like that.

>>36563878
>you will never answer the door to find a smartly dressed qt who explains that due to a new government scheme she has been assigned to you through the NHS as your "sexual relations officer"
>you will never have her gently ride your dick while keeping a calm, professional demure, occasionally asking if you're comfortable
>you will never watch her straighten her skirt and then ask you to sign a form

>>36564004
It isn't afternoon here or in America.

>>36563970

Is hating on musical instruments going to be your signature meme?

>>36564031
some of the shit you lads come out with just makes me laugh

>>36564032

No, but the Ambassador of /amerifeel/ will be meeting me this afternoon

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Thank god, this thread was almost comfy. Glad we've got a tripfag to keep us on our toes.

>>36563531
DON'T do this >>36563561

I once posted an extract from my diss on /brit/ and the uni's plagiarism found it

had to explain that I was the one who made the post, very embarrassing

>brother waited until I got in from work
>knew i'd be having breakfast in the kitchen
>his room is directly above
>he starts shagging some bird

these normies lads
one of these days

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>>36564026
>>36564044
Oh it's wonderful to be a clarinet player in a white man's orchestra...

>The conductor doesn't DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates first violinist*

>You get to play every concerto in a one mile radius with your beautiful black clarinet...

*cuts to reed changing scene*

>>36564065
Mate it would be so easy to get back at him, kill the mood by listening to loud music or setting off the smoke alarm or knocking on his door or some shit

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>>36564085
Gave me a hearty chuckle Marko

>>36564065
Normies don't plan that stuff. They have animal instincts and just rut when the mood takes them.

>>36564102
Last time I tried that he just shouted out "fuck off you jealous virgin" over her moans. He didn't even miss a thrust, I felt as though I had been cuckolded.

Been chatting up this lass for a few months now.. Asked our mutual friend what the lass thinks of me

"for someone whos never had a girlfriend he sure sounds like a fuckboy"

SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE LADDIES

THE EFFICIENCY OF CONFIDENCE FOLLOWS THE FUCKING GAUSS CURVE

>>36564146
Did you wank to that?

>>36564121
Somehow this animal instinct triggers in both at them at the same time? How rare would that be?

>>36564162
No he only fucks fat chicks.

>>36564178
A lot of people say "I wish I was bisexual so I could double my chances of getting laid"

But if you really want to double your chances, then you need to start fetishising fat women

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>>36564208
>bisexual and a fat fetishist
>still a virgin

H-haha

>ctrl+f
>"cold"
>0 results

Do none of you fuckers ever go outside?

>>36564234
it's quite nice here actually, t shirt weather

>>36564146
Should've barged in the room and pissed on them both.

Or, smarter, barge into the room with a camera. If she's got any shred of self-respect then she'd freak at the camera, pull away from him and cover herself up.
Then you just threaten to post it on facebook if they ever have sex ever again anywhere on earth ever.

>>36564234

Not yet today, I was complaining about how cold it was yesterday though

>>36564234
Chilly this morning as I cycled to work at 5:50am.
Even through my jacket my bones felt the cold.

>>36564208
I have a fat fetish. it doesn't fuck help if your too anxious and depressed to talk to girls. i'm still a desperate kissless virgin.

I can't stand Richard Osman

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>>36564208
>>36564225

>tfw fat fetishist that lost virginity to a skinny girl

>>36564293
I hate that smug cunt. He was a complete arsehole towards Clarkson that time they both went on HIGNFY as well

>>36564293

I'm trying to think of any celebrity I like or at least relate to.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47io3t-575Y

I got it bad, you don't know how bad I got it...

>>36564309
do youtubers count?

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>>36564295

Check that time

>>36564323

I don't know... Do they?

I'm 33 so I'm not from a world where youtuber and celebrity are synonyms. That said, I don't understand this new world of twitter and facebook and whatnot.

There was a youtuber on some bake off thing that was on in the background although I couldn't work out if it it was a case of her being a legit celeb or the producers desperately scraping the barrel.

>>36564380
you are 33 and don't understand social media? sound fucking 93

>>36564380

I love how old britfeel is. I'm 24 and probably on the slightly young side for this this thread

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>>36564402

check that time too

>>36555809
It's actually GNU/Linux, linux isn't an operating system by itself

>>36564402
Yeah we usually have a 25+ age policy.

>>36564402
I'm 19, i doubt i'm the youngest

I'm thinking of writing down all my problems and thoughts, how I was bullied at school etc. in a document on my computer. Might be therapeutic. I can also use it as a suicide note if I decide to go through with it one day

>tfw waiting for the post to show up
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>36564448
make sure you use FDE or if your house gets robbed you'll be ophcracked and have that shit posted online and get mocked ruthlessly

>>36564400

That doesn't answer my question but to answer yours, no. Why should I? I went through the first 22 years without using it, noped out of facebook about a couple of months after it came out and never looked at social media since. I use a telephone to contact the two IRL friends I have across the country and the internet for forums and research and shit.

Are youtubers celebs these days?

>tfw getting letters about debts for credit cards I dont have and phone calls from debt collection agencies about money i dont owe

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36564470

calm down little autist

>>36564467
No offence lad but you're definitely in the minority there. However, youtubers are only celebrities to 12 year old's

>>36564470
http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=2206619

>>36564467
>Noped out

Ugh. What a horrible phrase. Go and wash your hands after typing that.

>>36564295
Poor lad. That's so unfair.

>>36564544

None taken. I used fb when it first came out and after breaking up with some BPD psycho, her friends started giving me heavy duty shit. I'm shocked it took off the way it did but that's the world for you.

Those 12yos will be adults in less than a decade and will shape the cultural zeitgeist.

>>36564557

It was a long enough sentence and two syllables fitted better than that required to describe how put off I was (and am) by the concept of every person I ever meet being privy to everything I do based on the perceptions of people unfamiliar with me,

i bought some acid and was thinking about going into the woods near me and taking about half a tab to try it out. should i?