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Do a flip fag

Nah you're fine

Arugula

A fall from that height won't kill you.

It'll break some shit and really hurt though.

>>36650114
yes but I think we need to use your t-shirt for kindle

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>"Where am I what year is this?"

you know, we dont need fire to warm things up.

Jesus fucking Christ just leave her alone she clearly isn't interested. You're an annoyance in her life at the moment.
You don't need to talk to her ever again, why chase someone who is merely putting up with your bullshit out of some misguided attempt at being nice.

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>>36650108
Anon listen to me, you do not have any chance with this girl. I didn't see any previous threads you may have made but from the quick rundown alone, you're fucking done and apparently have been since high school. What are you still trying to talk to this girl for? If it's just to apologize for what you put her through before, do that and then stop. If you have some delusion that you have an actual chance of winning her, just stop immediately

>>36650259
>>36650290
That's the thing, is that I'm not looking to be in a relationship with her at this point in my life. We live 800 miles apart and she has her life and I have my very routine life. Secretly if she had said "Oh okay I'll break up with my boyfriend come over" I would have dropped everything to do it, but that's far beyond the realm of possibility. And I accepted that that ship sailed long ago, but drunkenly finding my way back into her presence awakened a floodgate of wanting to try something all-new with her.
I literally just want to be her friend. Not her best friend, or someone she thinks about all the time even, but a friend nonetheless.
I had always loved being her friend and when I confessed how I felt to her I was happy even when she said no because we stayed friendly. When she slowly distanced herself from me, not even sparing passing glances at me, I began regretting it because I missed the days of yore.
So while I have no close friends and could desperately use one, I just want her to be "a" friend, someone from my old life I can talk to here and there because in the end of our phone call even, we managed to have a fairly normal and just fun conversation about where we're at these days. And I'm not good at flowing conversations but there's a dynamic there where I can think on my feet and I love the way her mind works and the things she says.
So although I've romanticized her existence beyond belief, I just want to make up for the time we lost before and nothing more or ulterior.

are you me? I tried to get a peach yesterday because i main her in smash. they only had mario and luigi though.

Commit suicide

Surely not original

>>36650082
Now sue mcdondalds for discrimination and rasist shit

>>36650004
Sorry for interrupting your blog post, but what the fuck is that image?

>>36650033
Eed n eddyy and end of evagelion

>>36650033
Edd closing the door on Lillith

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>>36649928
Achtung, by order of the Fuhrer you are to be sent to Awschwitz Camp for forced labour for the Reich War Machine...

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My dick is 10 foot long

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GET BACK TO WORK YOU FILTHY NIGGER.
QUIT LAZING AROUND AND PICK THAT COTTON ALREADY!
ARE EVEN LISTENING YOU DISGUSTING MUTT! OR DO I HAVE TO GET MY OTHER SLAVE TO WHIP SOME SENSE IN YOU!

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>>36649802
Never mind. I can.

That is some nicely aged cheese. t. Professional cheese maker

>>36649802
that is disgusting.
i can taste the ammonia in brie

>>36649795
>Why is your sexuality so messed up?
I see no issues with being a filthy whore for someone I love.

>>36649830
Problem is your idea of who you love is constantly changing.

Her breasts are nicer than fembot breasts.

>>36649790
I brush my teeth like 10 times a year.

jesus anon, step up your game

Never, my dentist always gets on my shit about cavities and when I brush or floss they go away. It could be a jewish plot by colgate to sell products but then why would I get toothache where the cavities are? Brush your teeth anon.

>>36649790
>When did you realize brushing teeth is a waste of time?

You have to brush at least every week

My dentist told me that soft plaque accumulates every day and hardens into hard plaque every three days

So she told me that every three days would be ok if I didn't do it every day

But sometimes I forget so I usually brush every weekend really well

Since I don't really eat a lot of food anyways and only drink water I think my whole body metabolism is just kinda slower so every week is fine for me

I do nothing but fap, browse 4chan play vidya, eat, shit, and piss all day.

Bought my crush an overpriced "don't stop smoking" sign, never mustered the courage to actually give it to her, proceeded to shoot it with firearms a year later

>>36649789
Went on a trip abroad with a chick just the two of us without making a single move.

Ultimate friendzone status.

pls help me lads

>>36649787
OP, the areolas (the circular part of the nipple area) are stretched out when someone is overweight. So, if you lose weight yes they will get smaller. Just lose weight OP you fat sack of shit. :)

>>36649787
I'm 5'11 163 and still have big nips. Sorry, it's probably gyno.

B u m p e r I n o
Origigigiigonal

>>36649735
I had a twin brother and he died of a car crash a few months ago. We lived together until then.

Thanks, OP...

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Nice try buckeroo

>>36649723
Ur mum is taking black power in each and every orifice

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>>36649723

>take sat
>score over 2300 (don't want to get doxxed, also valedictorian)
>remember that I've been constantly suspended during my education and only bother applying to easy to get in to state schools
>tfw to intelligent to not waste my potential

I think I'm going to do some push-ups and run around in the hallway to disperse any notion of fear and anxiety.

It's all just black shit on paper.

No need to give a fuck.

Only the confident will succeed.

>i like fire emblem

>It's a good movie if you turn your brain off!
It's not only a terrible excuse for bad movies but it's a harmful position towards quality films.
It basically says"Don't worry about making a bad movie, I'll just lower my standards until it's considered good."
If a movie has so many flaws that the only way to consider it good is to avoid thinking about it in any way, it is a bad film.

>>36650021
People don't want to think. I grew out of my film critique phase when I was 17 or so and haven't looked back at 'intellectually stimulating' shit.

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>>36649721
usually put em in the dish washer.

>>36649764
I use one too mainly for cups, but the dishes themselves always cake sauce and stuff so it doesn't really come off in the washer.

>>36649721
>not rinsing your dishes upon completion of nutrient ingestion