She has a boyfriend

>>36650004
Sorry for interrupting your blog post, but what the fuck is that image?

>>36650033
Eed n eddyy and end of evagelion

>>36650033
Edd closing the door on Lillith

>>36650033
sup normie, how long have you been here? You're probably female too just the way you type.

>>36650004
In my case, I already knew she had a boyfriend before I started orbiting her. About two years later she broke up with him, wouldn't go out with me and soon got another boyfriend.

After that I wisely gave up.

>be desperately in love with oneitis
>buy her lunch, clothes, gift, etc trying to build relationship
>one day she's with a guy
>she's dating an abusive asshole who treats her like shit and talks down to her every chance he gets
>spend months trying to show her that I'm a nice guy and that she should leave him
>one day she snaps at me and explains that she actually really likes the way he treats her and it's a kink of hers and I'm a fucking moron for not getting it and assuming he was just an asshole
>idea.jog
>I smack her and call her a whore with a smile on my face thinking this would get her to like me
>that was my one and only criminal record

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>>36650004

>Arrive at her house
>She comes outside with a greek god
>Calm down anon might just be a regular friend
>Hey anon nice car btw this is my boyfriend Cole.
>Immediately want to floor my car into the nearest brick wall.
>Hey nice to me you man
>Shake his hand the grip almost made me cry.
>Get to movie theatre and the seatimg arrangement is Her, Cole, and me.
>Entire movie they sneak kisses while I'm forcing myself to eat popcorn.
>Movie finishes drop them home
> Thanks anon we should hangout again soon... That was Cole who said that.
>Get home.
>How did it go big guy? My dad asks.
>Great we're planning a second date soon.
>That's my boy.
MFW

I went out with this girl, she ended up bringing her little brother along. I guess as a buffer? She said its how she sneaked out, by telling her parents she's going out with her bro to the movies. Fucking killed the mood so hard.

>>36650120

I know that feel unfortunately i had to find out the hard way nice guys finish last.

>>36650074
Jeez, anon, sorry for not watching anime.

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>Be me
>Play basketball
>Girl I like come on court
>Hey anon can you teach me how to play real flirtatiously
>Sure trying to impress me?
>No my boyfroend is just really busy with his practice and seeing how your usually free I figured why not.
>Fucking kill me

>>36650303
Do you also go on baking forums and not bake?

>>36650462
Throw the ball at her boob and run away

>>36650476
Does this board look like /a/ to you?

>>36650205
you mong. you should be grateful that she went through the trouble of lying to her parents to be with you

>>36650499

I ended up telling her I was just about to leave.

>>36650120
regards, the supreme gentleman

>>36650564
She wasn't the kind of girl that needed parents approval to date. Pretty sure it was a buffer. I was hoping to get blown, like the guys she dated before me.

>>36650537
>anime pics everywhere
>banal shitposting
>whiny virgins obsessing over trivial nonsense
????

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>>36650146
>>36650146
too originally real man

>>36650537
just admit you're new and move on

I used to be in love with this really cute girl. But sadly she was taken. I still loved her enough to just be a good friend, didn't confess or anything, but was always being nice and stuff. She ended up confiding in me time and time again. She began telling me stuff she wouldn't even tell her bf. I just kept being a good guy. She told me that her bf wasn't treating her too well. I just kept being a good guy. One day she just got fed up, broke up with him, realized she loved me more and asked me out. Happily going out for 3 years and counting.

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>>36650975

Damn you!!! I wish I were you.

>>36650900
I've been on 4chan for five years. You're not impressing anyone with your attempt at oldfaggotry. Just admit you got 0/2 guesses right and move on.

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>>36650033
>>36650047
>>36650074
Just joined the thread. Can someone actually gimme a rundown on that picture and why it's used so much?
All I know is that it's from some Evangelion movie.

>>36651115

Edd doesn't want to accept instrumentality.

>as i
>see the ladies
>walking
>along
>one
>by one
>i never wanna hear
>i have a boyfriend

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>>36650004

>Talking to a girl for some time
>Ask her out
>She says shes not interested in having a BF right now
>Stops talking to me
>Visit her normiebook
>''We'll be together forever <3''
...
Fucking kileld me in the inside