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>go to McDonald's for Princess Peach toy
>black man at counter says they only have Bowser and red shell
>tell him I need Peach because there are so few decent Peach toys commercially available
>"Nigga, what? Why you want a princess toy any-goddamn-way??"
>horde of blacks in the back stop making burgers to laugh at me
I escaped out the back while they were laughing. What do I do now? I'm too humiliated to try another McDonald's.
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are you me? I tried to get a peach yesterday because i main her in smash. they only had mario and luigi though.
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Commit suicide
Surely not original
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>>36650082
Now sue mcdondalds for discrimination and rasist shit
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you could've said your little sister wanted it you retard
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>>36650110
>>36650082
literally if you had said "i want a peach toy because i main her in smash" there is a strong chance a restaurant full of black people would have IMMEDIATELY understood
black people have a cultural affinity for smash
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I like peach
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>>36650110
The Luigi launcher is p cool.
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LMAO bitch ass nigga
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Buy it on eBay for inflated price like a good cuck
Or man up and demand that they bring you your princess toy
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Go to a McDonald's if anyone asks it's because you like Peach and want a female toy as opposed to male
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mcdonalds employee here
they usually only carry one or two toys at a time when a toy series has multiple. your best bet is to call or go to a different mcdonalds to see if they have it
a lot of times our supply chain doesnt give us all the toys in the series by the end of the promotion
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>>36650157
I don't have a little sister. I'd have to borrow one.
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