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>>36761655
its only good if you get NEETbux from the government, or if your family is wealthy because then you dont feel as bad leeching off of them. if youre leeching off of your poor old parents who are still working to provide for you instead of looking forward to retirement, you feel like a piece of shit 24/7.

you become a burden to the people who take care of you. you never have any spending money. anyone you meet looks down on you.

other than that, you have all the free time in the world. you can go to bed when you want, wake up when you want and do whatever the hell you want to do. I've lived it on and off for about 8 years

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No. First off, you get depressed, I lost my PT wagecuck job and I'm already starting to fall into my old ways--too depressed to even play video games...not to mention NEETworld doesn't pay bills unless you're a taxpayer-sapping parasite.

Just get a real job and take vacation days before you go insane.

>>36758718
I majored in Finance & Accounting and now work as a CPA

>tfw asperger's
>tfw right-brainer

At this point I might wanna just kms

>>36758718
>IT
>Normal
Must be a race or location thing, but IT is pretty uncommon. Mostly CS, engineering, and Med majors around here.

I'm a firefighter I work 2 days a week and get pussy because of a job title lmao

A fine post my fellow neety, the wagies will be here soon trying to justify their working lives as usual

Does anyone have the experience of going from a wagie life to a NEET life?

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Quick before bed drunk post to get thread started. Nobody recognize me this time

>tfw new markers near me that I could easily drive to
Though I'd drive anywhere for good friends.

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>>36757576
Paper, go away.

lmao am i autistic, how do i put myself on the map?

dick, mostly

>>36753227
eternal damnation

and oregano

>>36753227
like aids
original

>In before being born

>Ironically

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>7th grade
>On camping trip with class
>Camp site is near a beach so one of the activities is surfing
>Poor kid so I ate a shit tonne of the food they gave us for breakfast since it was free
>Barely manage to squeeze into wetsuit because stomach is so full
>Having fun surfing when another student's surfboard collides with my stomach
>Stomach starts burning and I suddenly need to shit
>Stumble to shore clutching my stomach and lie down on stomach
>Swim instructor sees me and realizes I'm hurt
>I feel my stomach straining and the shit starts coming out
>Try to squeeze asshole shut but half liquid shit starts streaming out
>Wet suit keeps it from leaking out and the shit tsunami fills my entire suit
>Swim instructor runs over to take off my wetsuit
>I try to wave him off but I'm still winded and can't talk
>Swim instructor unzips back of wetsuit and gags as a stream of shit erupts out over my back and neck
>He throws up beside me and I start to cry as the shit forms a viking shit eagle across my back, waist and over my shoulders
>No one dares comes near me so I eventually roll into the shallows and try to wash myself as best I can while trying to peel the shit suit off of me

The school ended up having to pay for the damage to the wetsuit. No one made fun of me though which was pretty decent of them. I guess they were as embarrassed for me as I was for myself.

>penis slipped out of swimming shorts in school
>girls noticed and laughed

>>36735947
do people even go and hug their sister/brother or is this just a shitty rping thread

>>36735996
people seem to actually do it. every thread has quite a few responses.

>>36735996
You can be one of those people.

Suits you for being racist scum

>>36770388
This probably isn't the first time you've revealed your ugly/stupid nature, maybe you should:
>kys

Surely this is fiction. Surely you didn't scream monkey boy in lecture. Surely you're a responsible adult Swede who exorcizes his awkwardness through storytelling.

>>36770156
you're a robot before coming on here. you just don't know it's called being a "robot".

>>36770156

Ye. I was trapped by the cool weab culture.

And cute girls.

>>36770156
No, I know I couldn't have become a normie. Your personality forms much earlier than people think it does.

Who is originally this semen demon?

>>36769832
makenna blue or something

>>36769811
>ama
You're seriously not gonna link this shit? Ugh. HERE WE GO.

No need for that if you don't got any friends anon

>>36769774
I've done this like 3 or 4 times. I'll delete everyone make a new account and be a different person. I still act the same though.

>>36769774
Yes I did this several times but only to fall back into old habits.

>>36769693
Is that suppose to be a girl or a guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtvthddxoI

There was a schitzophrenic english guy that would make multiple videos every day, he lived on his own and made music and ranted about being spied on. His neighbours were trying to get him sectioned. Does anyone know this guy and can link me to his channel? I want to see how hes getting on

>>36769652

And then he shows up 9:30 and she's fucking Jamal.

>woman gets forced to go to restaurant
?
This is bad for both parties, the broad has to do shit she doesn't want to and this guy has to waste money on it.
She also has a fucking kid, why is Tyrone wasting his time with a blown out roast?
It's assertive, but not smart.

>>36770015
>she also has a fucking kid
Good catch. Not sure what the hell this guy is doing.

https://youtu.be/H0vNEjSteeM

>>36769638
I didn't expect much from the Cannibal Ox album that you posted the artwork of but it still was really disappointing. The Cold Vein is my shit, though.

>>36769889

cannibal ox know good artwork when they see it

I always have a buzz cut otherwise my jewfro comes out and I'm exposed

>mom forced me to basically get buzz cut my entire childhood
>realize that girls are attracted to styled hair like 2 years ago
>your mom has basically been sabotaging you

do not fall for that buzzcut fucking meme. it's so fucking ugly compared to having your shit styled.
i just cut my own hair now. just get a stencil for the back of your neck and you can't fuck up.

do your line with a razor or something. only reason Supercuts uses clippers to line you up is because they're lazy fucking ripoffs.

>>36769600
I fell for it too friend, now I'm just waiting for it to regrow.