Zeemaps thread

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Quick before bed drunk post to get thread started. Nobody recognize me this time

>tfw new markers near me that I could easily drive to
Though I'd drive anywhere for good friends.

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>>36757576
Paper, go away.

lmao am i autistic, how do i put myself on the map?

>>36757643
"additions" button

took me a while to figure out

fucking retarded interface tbqh

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SCOTTISH ROBOTS

See a few markers in scotland

join the discord, let's organise a meetup

>>>discord dot gg/Ufz8CU2

>>36757643
>the question that always gets asked as the years roll by

>>36757712
>robots
>meeting up
You're thinking of normies, normie.

>>36757738
>not remembering the great robot meetup of 2014
hello newfag

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>>36757499
>one "girl" sets a marker near me
>doesnt message me
it hurts

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Highlight of the last thread desu (to be honest)

To the Duluth anon that set a marker with no contact info, go fuck yourself.

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>>36757840
There is a town named Kek in my country?

The things you learn on 4chan...

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>>36757499

The US is invading the NEET island.

What are we going to do?

Any Ohiofags wanna go on a road trip

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Oh. I actually got my hopes up

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>there's somebody L I T E R A L L Y just up the road from me in Newcastle

Too bad he says he's a 19 y/o male cyborg. I'm a 25 y/o woman. Shit would probably be awkward. At that age dude is practically a foetus to me.

36757948
this is not funny
stop that

>>36757948
You do realize these markers get put at the geometric center of the city, right?

>>36757948
>""""fembot"""" phoneposting

Why are """"fembots"""" so disgusting?

>>36757948
>implying 6 years is a big difference

>>36757988
You put them wherever you want newfag

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>Nova Scotia
lul

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>>36758044
Only if you hit that button, you cocksucking faggot retard, otherwise it just puts in in the middle of the town

>deleted marker because I thought it was pointless
>open map today and see someone else dropped a marker here
>it's just a ">tfw no gf" shitposter

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Why are you Minnesocucks always in fucking Saint Cloud and the Twin Somalias? Fuck! No one north of fucking Saint Cloud in ANY FUCKING ZEEMAP EVER MADE.

>>36757926
Whoever did that is my favourite.

Nanaimo BC Canada

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>>36758081
What makes you think he made it that way, you retard? Here, I made a marker your way on the left, fucking faggot.

>>36757948
Im 26yrs old, in Durham Law. Wanna hook up?

>>36758016
It's not a big difference if you're say, 39 and I'm 45, but at 19 and 25 we may as well be entire worlds that apart. We would have nothing in common.

>>36758016
eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have glue

>>36758163
I have a ltp gomen.
I almost went to Durham. Almost. Is it as pretty as the brochures made it out?

>>36757877
If I lived there, I'd bro up with you and join the volunteer border patrol death squads.

Upload a voice clip with your marker so I can hear your voice, robot friends.

I swear to God, if I see you post your details on this map I will kill you. We're dating. You are NOT cheating on me with some robot bitch.

I added 4 people and the 3 who have been online are all underage.

reddit9k never change

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>>36758095
It was me, Dio!

blox

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Where my brazilian bots at??

Uh how do I edit the description in my marker

>>36758242
It's late for that, isn't it?

>>36758373
There was a link you were given and told to save when you originally made your marker. If not, you can contact the admin to delete your marker and start over.

Fuck kyle

>Nobody in south of England contacting me
>Nobody in south of England replying to my messages

Nobody ever replies to my messages I'm going to die alone

>>36758493
probably cause its two in the morning mate

>>36758192
Yeah its breddy gud. I dont regret going to Durham instead of Glasgow/LSE. So yeah..wanna hook up? I read about your condition, is it that bad?

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>>36758549
>there's robots
>and then there's "why won't they reply to me" at 2am robots

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>I'm in the OP image

neet straight male in southern CA (below LA) looking for room for rent

I keep a tidy space, not dirty and don't mind cleaning - if any chance an anon would take me in in exchange for handy work around the place I'll take it.

like: vidya, anime and being comfy
.
.
.
kik @ neetroompls / please consider me as your roommate

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>>36757499
Ah!
I see my pin in OP's pic!

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>>36758493
are you a girl (male)? where you from lad?

>>36758618
>straight male
Dropped

>tfw love making silly pins and jotting them around the map.

In all honestly, how many people do meet up together? Especially those of a girl(female) nature.

>tfw someone only 38 minutes away from me
h-hi

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Nanaimo bc canada fag here male and not a trap

I can see my pin on op's pic haha pls respond

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>tfw trap marker on left side in OP pic
>was the first marker in all of California
>0 replies

well fuck you all too
i'd literally do anything for a friend and none of you will give me the time of day
that's how i met my gf on this board, putting effort into finding people, maybe you all could do the same!

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>none of the vegas anons want to smoke weed
JUST

>>36758797
>trap
>california

Nobody wants your aids, faggot

>>36758797
Too far from me mate

>>36758635
I'm a man. I'm in Surrey.

>>36758826
This
I want to stay clean

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And here we are again, another thread, another empty space to the closest marker. Someday...

So is this just for meeting traps or can we meet females as well.

I'm not gay

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>>36758826
>>36758829
i don't mean either of you, i mean the MANY markers that came AFTER mine and despite this i have 0 requests on my discord

I JUST WANT A FRIEND OR TWO

>>36758843
thats why nobody wants to meet you i guess. take some pills and become a qt girl(male)

>>36758887
Yup, I figured as such. I'll just go hang myself in the woods I guess.

>>36758797
Which one? I'm in OP's pic too and have had sexual history with traps
here's my email if ypu wanna chat and be friends
[email protected]

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when you leave russians alone for two seconds

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LF chicago friend to eat american food with.

>>36757499
Why do delusional faggots think it's okay to use the pink marker?

>>36758581
Condition?

Wait I just Googled it fucking top kek, I meant ltp as in long-term partner. I didn't know there was an acronym for a fucking disease. Actually kek'ing in my bed right now, my bad.

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>>36759018
Well...we can still hook up, i dont mind your "condition".

>>36757499
If you have snapchat you are not a robot. Especially if you're a female.

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>>36759080
i only use forums and chans. how much robot 3-8?

>>36759051
It's a 10 year relationship familia, we're highschool sweethearts. That being said, how are u not sure I'm not a nasty, sweaty hogwoman?

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>fellow robots in Texas, yay
>fellow robots in DFW, yay
>but they're a bit of a drive, and I don't like traffic......

>while other anons are complaining there's no other robots in their crappy noncountry

>tfw two of the other Newfie robots are in sj
>tfw I'm stuck in cb

>>36758843
Are you the "Diploma Fucker"? I live in Reading so we could probably hang out if you have a car.

>>36759174
I am thirsty and not picky at all.

>>36759198
Yeah that's me, and I do have a car.

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REEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE BAY AREA FEMALES AT

IT CANT BE THAT BIG OF A SAUSAGE FEST HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36759224
Fair enough. I'm not a sweaty hogwoman for the record anyway. Still, must be plenty of bonnie wee Northern lasses in a place like Durham right? Didn't our cunt of a Prince study there or something?

>>36759301
So you're a regular hog woman

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>>36759301
every girl i try to date tells me "no, thanks". So y-yeah. I guess i should try being myself am i r-right?

>>36759353
Get Tinder, set miles to max, get a 3 volt motor and a 5 inch strip of bacon, make an auto-swiper, set going for 3 hours, you'll match with a few people.

I got a date with a girl once by that method.

>>36759343
If I posted my picture here you'd most definitely believe I was trolling. If there's one thing I put any real effort into it's my appearance.

>>36759353
Need to get yourself down to Newcastle on a night out SON.

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I just added one to North Carolina

Come hang out with me :3

>2 people in New Mexico
lmaoooo rip - place fucking sucks and they're like deep in Albuquerque 40 minutes away - at my robot level I'm practically allergic to sunlight

>>36759400
Can you show us something of yourself? Really curious.

>>36759391
i tried tinder, didnt work out for me. Maybe because i look like a 18yr old nerd.

>>36759465
Yeah and I'm a fat dude with a beard that looks like a cringey neckbeard or full on ISIS goatfucker depending on the angle. After 3-4000 girls I got one to date me, it's just a matter of time. Took me 4 months to get a date though.

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Holy shit

very original

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who did this

origino

>>36758797
Why would I want anything to do with a trap who has a gf?

Anyone in Las Vegas that wants to have sex with me?

I'm a fat male.

ayy lmao MA and NH

>>36759683
yeah nigga it's poppin

>>36759500
>tfw I've been on and off tinder for years with no luck
>same with pof
>>36759659
I'd like to

>>36759588

Uh-oh... Someone local to the area find this shit out?

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The only good one is a dead one

>>36759744
fuck that

huhjkl

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>90% of the pins are male
>50% of the girl (male) pins are a joke
>remaining girls are 50% traps
95% of us are going to die alone.

>>36759838
>Trying to use zeemaps to get laid
lol what the fuck are you doing? Also take into consideration there may be many anonimi who don't pin but look for others as well. You could be the next.

>3-4/5 girls in ohio are traps
Wew lads. I'm glad I get to leave that shit hole whenever I want.

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>>36759877
>>36759838
I've fucked a robot before, but we actually met on reddit.

We stayed fuck buddies the entire time he was visiting chapel hill. It was fun.

The trick to getting sex is to put yourself out there and be open to the idea that it could happen at anytime, so just role with it. You never know.

Also I put a pin with my email address down too ;) It's much more fun hooking up with someone who knows the same memes as you

>>36758797
You don't live near anybody else and you're a faggot. If you want somebody to talk to, why don't you take the initiative? I literally just made my marker in socal and got 3 replies.

>>36760074
>>36760160
>deleting and reposting because of a faggot
Fuck off

>>36757757
>we weren't invaded by normies many years ago
Faggot. If you have EVER put yourself a CONTACT of any kind on 4chan then YOU ARE a NOMRIE

>there's someone else who lives in my city

S-should I contact them? He/she is apparently suicidal.

>>36760234
>suicidal

Wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

>>36759738
Where in Vegas do you live? Any contact info like Kik?

>>36760259

Looking again, the person didnt post any personal info, just "Ready to fucking off myself tbqh fampai" with an anime avatar and named Misaki.

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>see a marker within driving distance from me
>he included his home address, phone number, and an email address that contained his real name
>reconsider making contact since anyone that dumb will probably not be a worthwhile friend

>make marker
>flooded with responses

Oh god, I don't know what to do

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>Tfw you make plans with a robot
>tfw you show up in the meeting spot
>wait 2hours
>accept he isn't going to show up and know you got ghosted or whatever the fuck you want to go on about
THIS IS A SHAM NO ONE FALL FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE.

>>36760368
>make marker
>no one lives near me
>no replies
JUST

mario goatsee real one
Castroville, California

thats my marker

>>36760368
anon tell me your magic what did you put into your info

>>36758089
Saint Cloud smells like shit and has nothing to do, easily my least favorate city in MN.

>>36760439
If you really want to know my secret, it's because I live in SoCal

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>>36759738
Please respond to me!
>>36760267

Please!

>>36760267
Tell you where I live after you kik me

_nataaxo

>adds marker
>complains that I get no responses
>get a response
>dude within driving distance
>might actually get to hang out with another robot soon.
>holy shit this thread sorta works

>>36760460
oh makes sense then

>>36760475
Kiki meme

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>tfw nobody nearby
I just wanted friends

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>specifically mention I am neet
>a non-neet contacts me asking for my life story
I bet he wants to make fun of me here.

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>>36760477
>Oops, it looks like Anon's phone has been off/disconnected for a while. We'll deliver your message when they connect again.

Oh.

>>36758797
I try'ed sending you a message but I fucked it up somehow
social clients are cofusing

>>36760587
I live in vegas to if you want me to fuck you.

>tfw in op's pic

>>36759415
Where in NM are you at

lot of jersey boyz
but no girls : (

>>36760561
where you at? i could use a friend

>>36760605
What's your kik anon?

Please respond

>>36760663
First I need to know are you a girl (male or female)

>>36760702
If you followed the replies you'd know that I am a fat male (male)

>>36760713
Oh I thought the person who was getting a free fuck was the fat male (male) and he didn't reply to the other person.

>>36760477
PLEASE RESPOND ;_:
>>36760587
PLEASE IM SORRY

>>36757888

Clevelandfag here, kik is HappyJus

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>>36760561
>you're all cuaght up
...no I'm not....

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I posted. pls be my friend

also OC pepe if you are a hokie

>2 others in the area
>neither leaves contact info

>tfw some fag is in my city
get out of knoxvegas motherfucker. i will hunt you down

>>36759415
Oh shit, I'm one of those Abq anons

>>36761069
oh no you're real
damn I have no excuse now

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>>36759194
At least you're not in the triangle of solitude

>>36761648
I'm somewhere in the middle of this triangle, weird to see robots nearby

>>36758274
<3 wuv woo

>>36761797
Why not befriend one?

>>36761977
Because men and women can't be friends

>tfw only Robot in Hobart, Indiana

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>1 other canuck anon lives somewhat close to me in the middle of nowhere

>no contact info

>>36762017
Anon, I'm the one in Abilene and I'm a woman. We could be friends, we could be great friends.

Maybe we can even match our outfits.

>>36760586
No, he just wants to learn to profile people I'd bet.

>>36762266
FBI TRAINEES GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEE

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everybody needs fwiends guys

>>36762255
Nice try, I'm not biting

>tfw salt spring island

>try to make email in current year
>fail
You know what? I'm using fucking reddlt to contact. Fuck you if you don't like it. It's lighter on my browser than some discord and fuck installing kik and other underage ban crap. R eddit it is.

>>36762417
enjoy your noreplies

>>36762441
>unable to process account
>try again later
>need phone number
>etc
reee nothing else to use and reddit takes nothing to use

>>36762310
But that would be the dumbest lie ever, as there would be no true way to impersonate a girl, not consistently.

I am thinking you do not want to befriend another woman. Which is a shame, we could do cool things, like racing

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>>36757499
>see 2 anons near me
>too autistic and paranoid to contact them

>>36762460
Protonmail.com is what I use; worked fine for me.

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Piety needs to get out of Chicage this my city.

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Added myself to tempe
Let the friends ROLL IN

>>36762595
Too late. What's done is done.

Now a FL marker is le reddlt.

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Anyone in North carolina?

we could do a bunch of late night /x/ stuff around here. We could be good frens :3

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>left contact info
>no one contacted me

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No one around me in redwood city california

>>36757499
I'm surprised there aren't too many robots in the Chicagoland area. Jk Chicago is filled with normies

>>36762925
>Chicago is filled with normies
more like filled with niggers
niggers can't be robots because niggers don't understand the meaning of the word, and they reproduce through rape anyway so it's a meaningless concept to them.

>>36763171
>angry aryanfag detected

> barely any nj bots
i thought new jersey was a robots paradise

>>36757499
>one other person in santa clarita

>>36758266
Underage in age or in the way they act? Those are very different anon.
I can tolerate underage as in robots under 18 but not edgy memelords from IFunny.

Any robots near Liverpool?

San Luis Obispo
MfF

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Female male here, put my marker in Kansas City if there are even any other robloxs in the city...

>>36762878
im close by

id be a bro but then you'd probably try to take advantage of me somehow then id have to run far far away and cry.

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>>36758825
Sorry fellow vegasbro.

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>>36758988
I'm not from Chicago. Can I fly there and eat with you?

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>tfw secretly hoping for a response

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>>36757499
I just want someone who lives in Las Vegas to meet up with so we can do lewd things.

I'm a big guy (male) and I'm basically a big bear.

>>36765602
>fat man posting anime grills
lmao faggot

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If you are a crossdresser can you use the girl male option or is it just for traps and trans?

>>36757499
>be me, 12
>parents divorced, choose to live with mom because I'm retarded
>mom moved to Charleston sc, dad stays up in Rock Hill area
>ugly in high school but Chad tier afterwards

If I had stayed with dad I would have gotten to fuck a qt trap, instead of a stupid asshole named Johnny Truant in Mount Pleasant

>>36765575
I know that feel too well, even if I know how silly it is.

Have a (You) in the meantime, friend.

>Parents moved out to the country because they were bullied by other people as kids
>Now their kid is a robot with no friends as a result

You'd think there would be more robots around me. Michigan might as well be a crater.

>>36757499
>no one near me
t-thanks indiana

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>>36764443
hey Ashlin i see you ;)

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>even left my real phone number
>still nothing
FINE I'LL ADD MY ADDRESS YOU FUCKERS

>>36766418
>>36766532
no one wants to fuck you
you god damn degenerate trany filth

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>>36766670
What did he mean by this?
My first post was a reply to the trap, my illiterate friend.
It was only because I knew him personally before this map even existed.

>>36766765
>tumblr
>anime girl avatar
>begging for attention
id bet money you are a trap or some gay shit

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>>36766823
>id bet money you are a trap or some gay shit

I'm some gay shit but I don't avatarfag with tumblr filenames

>>36766954
>I don't avatarfag with tumblr filenames
>3 posts in a row all the same girl with tumblr file names
???
just stop posting any time now

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>>36767007
I'm not the guy you originally replied to frienderino

>>36757499

> i hate everything around here because anywhere you go there's normies everywhere. it is impossible to exist as a robot anywhere in Los Angeles county. i have a gf(female) whomst i met on /r9k/ and she'd be hanging out with us as well (she keeps me on a tight leash)

>Snapchats

This is the most pathetic excuse for a robot zeemap I ever seen in my entire life

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>>36766823
yeah it's like 6 am here so I completely forgot I already made a post from that avatar folder (knew the friend previously mentioned would recognize it since my steam uses one of them) shoot me i guess
after realizing, i just went full avatarfag because i'm trying to not care anymore in general but especially with this site
caring about what other people think is really gay and stupid
since when did this site get flooded with normalfags who get disgusted by anime though
fucking 2016 election redditors

>>36767433
>tfw afraid to post your location/info to the map
I posted something in cambodia, does that count

>>36767653
Why not just create a throwaway mail/account and select a nearby location. Nobody is going to contact you anyway.

>still no one in my country
End my life

>>36758797
>he has a gf
dont try to play the pity card u fuckwit

>>36758797
Well maybe i dunno... MESSAGE THEM YOURSELF U STUCK UP BITCH

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Why does Newcastle always get multiple pins? I've never even seen another Sunderland robot on one of these maps

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This made me kek, which one of you bastards did this?

>>36758253
...how tempting

>>36757620
Jokes on you, I passed out right after posting that.

>>36760411
He staked it out.
Saw u.
Got scueered

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>>36765657
NO its not for crossdressers, It's for passable people only. Who knew just posting your legs in socks still meant you're a fucking ugly male. What a revelation

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I still haven't got messaged by anyone. I don't want this thread to die.

why is indiana such a shithole.

>>36757499
>TFW SOMEONE LIVES ON MY STREET HELP ME

>>36770274
lol really? where?

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>>36757499

is that a trap in Scotland?

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>tfw no gf to get reverse mating pressed by

>>36770284
I'm not falling for this again, anon
REEEEEEEE

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2 robots 5 min away from me

>>36770320
Is your dick even long enough for that?

>>36770353

as long as it isn't an 400 pounds amerifat

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>>36766418
Hey friend~
oringol

>>36770616
What the fuck I found your marker and it started playing music and scared the shit out of me. What song is that?

>>36770699
Pictures Of Success by Rilo Kiley btw nice dubs anon!

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>tfw got 2 emails

>>36770415
What area? Can't be much worse than pennywell, what's left of it anyway.

>>36765657
It's for traps/ cross dressers who want to fuck. If you don't want to fuck, use the Robot marker.

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Fuck sake lmao

Nice island, Canada

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>>36770961
No where in the map or the thread does it say that, so go take your /soc/ hookup shit somewhere else you fucking retard.

>>36770961
so a trap automatically has to want to fuck?
they can't simply be upfront about who they are so that robots aren't surprised if they do in fact meet up or become friends?
that sounds dumb as fuck. if you want sex and hookups, then go use /soc/ or a sex app. the map description even states it's for friendships.

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No robots I'm my area. I just want to play video games and make music. THAT'S IT.

>>36771201
What kinda music do you make
/agdg/ on /vg/ always needs composers

>>36771230
Ive never even been to those boards, but i make This kinda stuff.

https://soundcloud.com/saturnsgold/missing-report

Bumperino more people need to make posts so we can have more comfy friend threads

>only one fembot in the LA area
>not responding responding to my friend request

I just want to talk to a girl. I don't want to settle for that trap near her.

>>36772318
>one fembot in LA
>why wont she talk to me

Yeah, goodluck there m8

>>36770427
I support your dream, I'm just not sure if you're setting yourself up for failure, though. I used to be in the porn industry, and the only guys they'd hire for that kind of work were 8"+, frenectomy required. It was all about logistics, because nobody wants to have to cocksock a shot.

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>>36757499
>only one other robot in the entire fucking state of Delaware
>wouldn't want to hang out with me because I'm a nigger
I HATE THIS STATE AND I HATE MYSELF

Any Perubots here? Afraid to leave marker desu

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>>36772449

>I used to be in the porn industry, and the only guys they'd hire for that kind of work

are we talking about the same thing here?

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The meme is true afterall: there are no fembots on this board.

I tryed to chat with 2 different fembots who posted their snapchat, but in the end I found out that they were 2 random girls whose snapchat was posted by a shitposter.

I want to kms

>>36772515
Why? I understand being paranoid but you don't even need to place the marker where you live and nobody is going to recognize you if you aren't a dumbass and post unnecessary shit.

I'm in Colombia, btw.

>>36772551
Yep, that's a reverse mating press. It's harder than it looks in your chinese cartoons. Male thighs aren't very compliant with that type of penetration when compared to a traditional mating press, which has a gravity assist.

>>36772486
I doubt he cares about skin color that much. A lot of robots just want to find someone they can connect with on a personal level

>>36772564
Never trust normie social media contact details, friend.

>>36772564
Btw i'm learning german and i would like to practise with a germanbot. If someone wants to chat with me my discord is rembaud.123
No lewd things or /pol b8 plz

>>36757499
Okay, what two niggers cheated to get outside of this godforsaken world?

>>36772675

Just didn't think that it actually was a thing in normal porn. That particular position, and the regular one, has reached a meme status for me.

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>>36757712
is this cutie invited?

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>> mfw I've raped my first anon after using phone numbers left on the maps to find Facebook accounts to find where anons live.

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>>36773023
>tfw the email I use to sign up for everything is literally my home address

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>see pin nearby
>get excited
>haha nobody here
>no contact info

Why are robots so fucking retarded? I'm out

why no option for female (female)?

>>36773529
Because fembots don't exist, obviously.

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>Two people add me

No..NO it was just a joke. I can't deal with actual social contact

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>no WI folks nearby

>people in Chicago
>it's all "I WAS KILLED BY CRIME" joke posts

Fuck

>>36757499
>that one anon in Farmington, ME
I know your pain robro.

I got drinks with a fembot thanks to one of these threads.
She didn't even have a penis! What a rip off. Fuck these threads.

I am 1 minute drive from anon in Palm Bay, Florida. I'm by FIT, anon

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>All the vegasanons I was going to meet flaked the last minute
FUCK VEGAS THIS PLACE IS A SHITHOLE
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36775067
Are you a girl (male)? Very important question

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>>36775159
No I'm a 6'2 giant male.

>>36775213
found your problem desu

>>36775253
The map isn't for hooking up. It was to make friends you baka.

>>36775253
I don't think that's a problem, plenty of faggots looking for big boys

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EVERYONE IN HOUSTON IS DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36772742
>no /pol/ bait
Sorry, not intersted then.

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>>36775213
lmaoing at your life

original

>>36772742
thats not how a discord id looks like

>>36775923
>tfw can't even make robot friends
lmaoing @ my life

>>36776461
did he bully you over discord?

>>36776476
Nah no one bullied me just people don't want to meet up so I have no clue why they even add their info to the maps.

hey 209 anon whats up

>>36776538
el mayo at living in 209

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>>36776494
THIS
Why must you fucking retards add markers on the map when your not gonna reply or meet up.

Awkward blackbot couple in Chicago, how are you guys doing.g tonight? I'll be living in Chicago in 6 days and I want friends. I'm a skinny 27 yr old white boi btw. I'm going to be living somewhat close to you two. Everyone else on this Chicago map sounds scary and weird.

>>36773871
I just responded to the blackbots, but yeah there aren't any good Chicago markers
I'll add in my info once I'm there. Wussup?

No one from Bellevue, WA is on the map. I might add myself later but if anyone in or near Bellevue wants to meet up I am down.
Let me buy drugs from you or something before I kill myself.

>>36776738
>blackbot
Why are you even on here? It's like /pol/ but not as toxic here. Not telling you to leave but some of these whiteys are a handful.

>>36775067
Calm yourself megumi.

>>36776823
They probably have real live experience outside of this racist bubble and know there are loads of white folk who dgaf about race. Plus blackbots are truer robots than you angry college attending losers. This is a board for ppl who are hated and shit on by the world.

>>36776675
so i can laugh at you retards

>>36772742

Fuck i forgot to put the second half of my discord. The correct one is rembaud.123 #6133

>>36776208
Thanks dude, I owe you a favour

>>36777156
>be concerned for a nignog
>he calls me a loser

Well I guess white people were right.

any other ohio anons who aren't traps?

Anyone in LA who plays osrs?

>>36777546
The fuck are you even saying dude?

>>36777748
Anon hates black people

>>36772875
>cutie
You know it's a bloke, right? That's his willy sticking out the water

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>>36757712
>tfw stornobot
>tfw cant drive to scottish meet up
>tfw just gonnae have a few tins of special brew and call it a night

have a dram for me lads

>>36777940
Do you seriously and un-ironically live in Stornoway?

pretty cool if so, what's it like out there? Do you speak Gaelic?

>>36776839
Ok mommy.

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>Robots near me
>All of them except one have no contact info
>I'm afraid to contact the other one

Feels bad man

>>36778319
just do it you faggot what bad could happen

>>36778396
1. rape
2. murder
3. incest?

>>36778294
Yeah I live in Stornoway and yeah I speak Gaelic

I wasnt born in Stornoway, I was born in Aird Uig, which is on the other side of Lewis

>>36778507
just talk to him first and get to know him you dingus and just meet in public place if you do?

>>36778577
That's mental, you're proper Wicker Man tier

Who the fuck put a marker in the PCL at UT

>>36766295
Hell are you talking about there's like 5 pins also I even put contact info REEEEEE

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>>36775067
Keep crying, wagie.

Originew

>>36779852
Sure thing neeto

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>>36762828
Someone said a 30 minute drive to me was too far without contacting me or pinning themselves.
How the fuck are you supposed to make friends on here?

>>36779897
I'm in vegas. What do you for fun here

>>36780081
Be a girl. As in female. Otherwise known as a woman.

>>36780102
smoke weed or get drunk since fuck gambling

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>>36757499
pls read
straight male, 20 neet in need of room 4 rent
will do handy work in exchange for rent desu

kik: neetroompls

any robots in upstate new york get in our discord

V763CbG

>>36780216
how to set yourself up for death 101

>>36780725
we are robots not monsters baka

how legitimate are the female(females) on this map?

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Wow I'm the only person in Vermont I'm shocked
>I fucking hate it here

>>36757576
If you weren't drinking you would have gotten awesome digits, learn from this or don't I don't give a fuck

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>>36780745
>we are robots not monsters baka
this makes my sides enter orbit

>>36776821
hi bellevue anon, I am from bellevue too, I graduted from International a few years ago, what school did/do you go to?

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where all the central valley friends at?

>>36763247
Newjersey is alright but I probably wouldn't want tomeet any of you fucks

where are the Unterfranken Robots?

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>click on a female icon
>its a roleplaying tranny

holy fuck can you give these disgusting degenerates their own special colour so I can filter them out?

>>36781033
what are you on about?
its either robot or girl(male)
if you're looking for genuine vajeyeys then you're looking on the wrong map

>>36781033
I've been covering pinks that're traps for the health of the straight

>>36781033
it literally says girl (male) on the marker color are you blind?

Please come to Iowa, kik is northwestwinds discord is Azu#4212

Let's just get the stats here
>as of this post there are 1,749 pins
>out of this there are 160 pink pins
>that means there are 1,589 red pins
>from how it's looked let's say 40% of these pinks are memes
>that means 96 are genuine girls (traps)
>now let's also use that 40% joke on the red pins
>now that means 953 are genuine robots
>96:953 base ratio
>1 trap for 10 robots
>prayers for the traps

>>36781350
Also you have to add in more than half the robots don't actually want to meet up.

>>36781431
good point robot let me get back to work

>>36781530
yes better work for my NEETbux you wagecuck topkek x---DD

>>36781530
Yeah fucking retards. What's the point of adding your pin and contact info if you don't plan to meet up?

>tfw no robots within 40 miles of me

>>36757499
>live in Japan
>5 pinks (all trolls), 1 red (a nuclear bombing joke)

11/10, would meet and fuck again.

>>36781350
As the anon >>36781431 here brought to my attention I should also count in those who don't want to meet because scared or just want to get a knowing of the local population.

WHICH IS ENTIRELY OKAY
>>36781553

Anyway cont:
>every pink pin I've seen left contact info if it wasn't a meme but for logic's sake let's say 10% didn't.
>That's 86 pinks who want to meet/chat
>Now the reds are higher as I had a 1/3 chance of not getting info on the pin
>that"s roughly 30%
>That leaves 667 on meet
>86:667
>1 trap for every 7 robots that want to meet.
>still praying; prep them butts bois

>>36757499
>1 person in maine
>no contact info
If anybody in maine wants to do something i'd be fine with it. i dont know how to add a dot though

>>36781793
there is nothing to do in maine but i'm surprised to see another robot from there. not the dot btw

t. auburn

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goddamn can you germans add info to your pins