Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home

I'm a firefighter I work 2 days a week and get pussy because of a job title lmao

A fine post my fellow neety, the wagies will be here soon trying to justify their working lives as usual

Does anyone have the experience of going from a wagie life to a NEET life?

>>36758420
Pic of lasagna and timestamp please

>>36758420
I'm a wagecuck but I agree with your statement. I'd glady become a neet if I didn't have to worry about money. Where do you get your neetbux from?

Just a reminder that these are the same NEETS that post in:
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>HOW DO I GET FRIENDS?
>How many times have you contemplated suicide today?
threads.

I work a shitty minimum wage job 4 days a week (4-5hour workdays) with great, funny people to pass my time until I can start my college studying life. I was a stinky neet for a while but all it did for me was me just being so depressed and anxious about my future, only reason I didn't kill myself was because I knew there was an end to it.

>talking with wagie relatives
>one got off 30 minutes early so they decided to celebrate with "homemade" muffins from jiffy mix and "homemade" biscuits from bisquick with canned gravy
fucking lol, I ain't no restaurant chef but at least I have the time and knowledge to make fucking biscuits from scratch

I'm a NEET and these threads don't really do it for me. What is the point of these threads? Don't people already have enough ammunition to use against us?

>>36758420
Can wagies and NEETs be friends at all? You can have my tax dollars because frankly I don't miss them. An eggplant parm sounds delicious

>>36758730
What kind of minimum wage do you do? Retail?

>>36758420
I just got back from a 9 hour shift at McDonalds. Once I shower can I come over and have some lasagna, dude?

I'm barely making enough to eat anything more than rice and beans and chicken. It's fucking bullshit. They don't even give workers free food anymore, just 50% off.

I work fucking ~50 hours a week and after bills i'm privy to like 60 dollars of that for food and anything else each paycheck. It's fucking bullshit. I don't understand how rent can be this high.

>>36758814
No you can't have any. Hahahahaha. Wagies BTFO again

>>36758812
I deliver food, pretty comfy job, just ride around town listening to my own music, planning out my own routes doing whatever. Then when I get back I get to shoot the shit with my coworkers, who are all great.

But I think I got lucky with this job, don't think the people are as great at other food delivery places. But surely there will be 1 or 2 interesting new people to meet.

>>36758802
>ywn be the personal chef and manchild maid for a wagie who can't afford a real personal chef/maid and cook delicious food in exchange for free rent and some praise for once in your life
I wish
Maybe someday my wagie friend

>>36758420
If u check op is obviously high

>>36758420
>I also use my own feces as fertilizer,
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>36758814
>just 50% off

Unironically eat two Mchickens a day for the price of one ($2.07) and have cereal for breakfast at home. You literally only have to spend like $80 a month a food

>>36758605
Yup it sucks
Big-O!..riginal

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>>36758948
Well Wagey, (tic tic btw)

I grow the eggplant in my own garden. Using my shit as fertilizer makes it more nutrient dense than antibiotic animals infused by the Jews to make us sick.

NEETS care about health once and foremost.

i eat take out every day with my wagebux tho

>>36759089
You smug piece of shit.

>>36758420
Actually, NEETboi, I only worked a 12-hour shift today. Haha, sucks to be wrong, doesn't it!

>>36758948
you can set up a system where your shit goes to an underground tank where the gas is collected to power your gas appliances, and then after composting it naturally flows up and you can use it as fertilizer

>>36759089
human shit doesn't work as fertilizer, know this from experience

>>36759089
>once and foremost.
FIRST and foremost, numbnuts.

>>36758814
dude, you must be doing something wrong. maybe you just need to move to an even smaller place?

>>36758882
Would you be a lewd maid too?

>>36758477
>>36758730
>I o-only work x amount of days/hours
>I have day ooff t-t-today, s-suck it neet
Every time.
95+% of wagies work 40-50+ hours a week. Some poor wageniggers work even on Saturdays. Sad!
My friend works 8-10 hours a day 6 days a week. He's constantly messaging me on steam and telling me how he wants to kill himself because of his job. This is the reality for almost all wagies.

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>>36758420
Reality:

Oh hello there wagecuck! I didn't see that you were home from work already. Only an 8 hour shift today?

Good for you.

I just got done microwaving a ramen bowl in my abundant free time.

You see, because I am a shadow of a man who dictates my own fate, I have time to learn things like how long I can live before I can go completely broke. I also use my own feces as masturbation material, since I am a degenerate who also wishes I was a qt3.14 trap.

What's that, wagecuck? You are too exhausted to cook yourself a wholesome meal? Well, I hope you enjoy going out with your friends at a restaurant while I eat my ramen and contemplate suicide. I'd give you a sample but unfortunately I haven't eaten all day, oh well, back to the slop.

>>36759089
>NEETS care about health once and foremost
Considering you fuckers don't shower ever, I kinda doubt that

>>36759916
>neet for 5 years
>take hour long showers/baths every day reading books on my ereader
>wagie nigger cattle are forced to take 3 minute showers every day at 6am

I wiped my ass with a 10 dollar bill before I gave it to the wagecuck at rite-aid today. He had no idea why I was laughing so hard. Wish i woulda caked it on even better than a few streaks though.

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H-Heh, f-fucking NEET!!!! HOW DOES IT FEEL NOT CONTRIBUTING ANYTHING TO S-SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36758420
Who /lifeguard/ here? How is it?
Currently a lifeguard recruit going to lifeguard academy. Want to get this summer lifeguard job and do it after summer

>>36760136
Kys intrinsically

>>36760172
Lelokek

>>36759960


What the hell you must look like a fucking raisin after you come out.

Anyway I can't believe how delusional you neets are. You wanna be lazy? Become a pharmacist like me. You study hard for the first twentysomething years of your life and you literally get to a point where you can browse 4chan at work and still make 6 figures.

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>>36758420
>my owner garden
>owner

HAHAHAHA Y-YOU MISPELLED M-MISSPRONUCTIATED IT HAHA YOU STUPID NEE-Y-Y-YOU TOOO

>>36758420
This threads are the only reason I keep coming to /r9k/
Have you considered working as a writer my fellow NEET?

>>36758605
Me.
Worked different wagie jobs for the last few years on and off.

Now embraced NEETdom as a life choice.

feelsgoodman

>>36760625

That and the lack of anything else valuable or interesting in your life.

NEET RETARD

>>36760670
>implying our lives would be better by wageslaving for 5-10 hours per day, THEN going home to being miserable, virgin, friendless

thinkingfaceemoji

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>>36758420
oh! your OWN shit? oh my! its the culinary madman!

kek, well my fellow NEET i hope you enjoy it.

*sip* ahh, nothing beats watching the wagecucks go to work in the morning from the comfort of my porch.

>>36760574
how? pharmacies are always busy and someday your job wont exist with technological advancements. dont get too comfy wagie.

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>>36760695

> wageslaving 5-10 hours

2 are spent on 4chan

> miserable, virgin, friendless

2 and occasionally 1, but far from 3. You sickos are even worse. Fucking your body pillow from your chink cartoons doesn't make you not a KHHV NEETARD

>>36760806
wew lad u wageslaving just to avoid being *completely* alone is really sad and pathetic.

I'm so sorry

>>36760806
how is hauntzer a manchild?

>>36759836
>40-50hr work weeks
>This is the reality
for almost all wagies.
No,no it is not. They would be do lucky. Keeping people below 30hrs is advantageous for the store owner for dollar bucks.
>>36758420
>>36759089
Pics w/ timestamp of garden and food or you're a basement dwelling virgin.

>>36760832

I name my images random shit. I have nothing but respect for the best toplaner world. He makes money doing what he loves by literally playing a children's video game. NEETS claim to have all this time, but what comes of it?

>>36760903
> Pics w/ timestamp of garden and food or you're a basement dwelling virgin.

Damn son, NEETARD CALLED OUT

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no...NOO...NOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING NEET STOPP I HATE YOU IM GOING TO FIND YOUR GARDEN AND TAKE A BIG FAT SHIT ON IT

H-HAVING A JOB IS N OT A CHOOICE IM NOT A SLAVE TO MR SHEKELSTEIN

>>36760965

> t. basement dwelling degenerate larping as functional member of society when it's so easy to get off his lard ass and become one

>>36760991
no, im just funposting

>>36758605
I did the reverse. Honestly coming off welfare and onto a full time salary, for the first few months it feels like you have more money than god. Then you pay your taxes and your registry and insurance and you realize you've got more money than neets but not more money than anyone else.

So you buy yourself an expensive VR headset and a thrustmaster warthog and drown your sorrows in simulated aircraft.

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Neets? ANy last words? JEJEJE

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>>36760962
Didn't see you there wagie :)

>>36761063
true.

Plus what is even the point in having money if you can't use it to do anything actually pleasurable like taking a vacation with gf, or going out, or going to a restaurant.

I have quite a bit of money saved from my wagie days bc I just didn't know how to spend it.

Yea I could buy a nicer car or nice clothes or whatever but.... why? What's the point

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>>36760962
These are my egg buddies as well. Favorite would be the Plymouth Rock. Her name is Oreo

>>36761218
nice wacky tobacky teepee

>>36761252
Thanks. My little brother helped me out with putting up the greenhouse months ago and we got it in around 4 hours. That would actually be the second one, since the first one was a smaller one that got destroyed during a major storm last year.

No time stamp ROFL

You guys won't believe me but working part time is where it's at. You don't get burned out, you don't feel worthless, you still get NEETbux and retain your sanity

>>36761484
1.depends on the kinda job
2.u still can't relax and are gonna hate urself for knowing u're gonna have to wake up and go to work every fking day


Unless u love/like ur job but then u could do a full time and have an actual "life" then

>>36761558
Except it's not everyday. It's part time 2-3 times a week. Just enough

>>36761757
what are the hours? Is it like security guard or something?

Yea that's different, I'd like to do something like that.
As long as I don't have to work at least 70-75% of the time.

I used to do weekends and it was ok. Still got some cash and could relax all week long.

Bragging about being a low-life pussy, piece of shit that lives off mommy and daddy or government aid?

Only on 4chan....

>>36761875
yes if only the 4chan neets worked as hard as the millions of niggers on state money

>>36758814
RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH

>>36759089
>eating your own shit
white people lmao

>>36758420
oh i get it now. these threads are lowkey anti-NEET propaganda

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>be wagecuck
>30/hr basic rate, 1.5x after 8hrs/day 40hrs/week
>work 12 hours a day, so end up making 45/hr most of the week
>volunteer for saturdays because its 2x
>spend most of the time in a truck listening to radio
>playing phone games and shitposting on 4chan
I honestly don't know what to do with all of this money.

>>36762962
NEET is poor but living a fulfilling life

Wagie has lots of money but doesn't do anything with life

>>36762962
that's because u made that up

>>36763060
Not really. Learn a tradeskill. Electrician, plumber, teamster, etc. If it has a good union and a high demand for work, it's easy money.

>>36763051
Yeah but I'd be listening to the radio/podcasts playing games and shitposting on 4chan at home. I just make money doing it.
Maybe I'll go to Thailand and fuck some trannies. idk.

>>36762962
Buy me league of legends skins :3
>>36763112
>le trades meme
There was a thread on /tv/ today debunking this garbage myth. Trades are backbreaking labor and no one makes it unless you get really fucking lucky or nepotism on your side

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>>36763134
>There was a thread on /tv/ today debunking this garbage myth
Who debunked it? And why was it on /tv/? I don't visit that many boards.

>Trades are backbreaking labor
They really aren't. Well, compared to NEET lifestyle maybe. 25% of my day is probably actual labor, 25% transit to job sites, 25% paperwork and number checking, and 25% listening to customers drone on about inane shit that I'm not really listening to.

>no one makes it unless you get really fucking lucky or nepotism on your side
Or a union in a field with baby boomer retiring but millenial gender studies cucks not filling it up. I had three companies begging me to work for them before I even got out of school. I could quit my job today and have another one tomorrow.

Jimmy, it is way past your bedtime.

>>36763185
What is your trade tho

Origiale

>>36763185
>gender studies cucks
It's so true. So many of us need to be gassed. If there were death camps for these people I would be the first to sell them out

This is literally copypasta.

You posted this some fucking time ago, modified it, then posted it again for some cheap (You)'s.

Fuck off, dumb neetposter.

>>36764323
what, you don't like eggplant?
ps nice spacing, ragie wagie

>>36764339
Holy shit I don't care. I like my spacing the way it is. Also, I'm a neetcuck. Lick my fat sweaty taint, you robot trash.

>>36764377
yes I'm sure you're the neetest person in the office
tick tock tick tock btw

Save me NEETs, I have to get up in less than 3 hours for Mr. Shekelstein.

>>36758420
Goddam it I hate these threads so much and yet I come back again and again. Is this what it feels like to be cucked?

I work 35 hours a week and get well compensated for it.

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>>36765140
I wouldn't worry too much. OP is most likely a wagie that does this as some sort of exapism from his shit life.

But yes, for the reasons you said, you are a cuck

I know you are just joking but I heard you can't use human poop as fertilizer because carnivore/omnivore poop does not work as well or naturally as herbivore poop.

Herbivore poop = taking the grass and poopifying it to nutrify more grass.

Omnivore poop = taking all matter of dead animals, cheese, poptarts, hot pockets, and egg plant parmesan and poopifying it to make grass wanna puke.

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>>36758420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE

>this guy is pic related

>>36761250
timestamp you freaking mong

Post proof of investment portfolio if you claim to be neet

NEETcuck eats a vegetarian lasagna he grew in his own shit

Faggot

>>36766048
Makes sense.

Don't you smell your own shit though? Thought everyone does

I think my job is fun. Get to work outside all day in the scenic Rockies all day. Hard but satisfying work, get to relax in a hot tub then go out to town with the lads after is a lot more fun than just playing vidya at home all day

>>36766480
are you a geologist or something

>>36761218
>>36761250
>Implying these are anything but the spoils of your family

Pfft. Mommy makes me tendies when I'm a good NEET boi. Fuck your shitplant lasagna.

>>36766600
Concrete worker.
Pays well and I get to live in a hotel for 5 days out of a week. Again, the work is hard, but fun and rewarding, never get depressed or anxious either while getting stronger. Not very intellectually stimulating, but that's for when I can afford college

>>36759321
You should make sure you are eating a balanced diet

>>36758420
You know not all of us can live their best lives on American neetbux, right? I envy you.

Actually I'm not a wage cuck since I make around 78k a year at a comfy engineering job, you're arguments invalid faggot. Plenty of breaks where I can shit post, including a lunch break. Cool people to talk with, and plenty of money to buy whatever I want.

>>36760625
>working as a writer my fellow NEET
If he was working then he wouldn't be a NEET

>>36758420
>I also use my own feces as fertilizer
does this actually work?

I made some lemon chicken risotto the other day. Damn good.

>>36759890
>the NEET will ignore this

>>36758420
>eggplant
It's called an aubergine you swine

>>36769282

It's a little tricky but it's not that different from using any other kind of shit. You have to let it age to perfection, otherwise it will burn your plants. Be mindful of what drugs you're on too as pharmaceuticals may linger. NEETs tend to live wholesome lives though so no drugs outside of recreational ones like alcohol or caffeine. It's shit like birth control that is the worst for the eco system.

I exprimented with a few different methods but the old fashioned composting toilet was the best. Incinerating toilets sounds cool but it just isn't that practical considering it has no advantages other than having cool parts that break and need repairing. Instead of flushing I just toss some sawdust on top of the waste. Piss goes into the sink which runs into the yard as graywater. Most people can install one easily but mine took a little more work as I live in an area that is basically all clay. Nothing a couple hundred pounds of gravel couldn't handle though. It's overengineered but that's another perk of NEET life. If I'm doing something I'm doing it right. My cuck shed uses 2x6 studs, aerogel fiber insulation, thick ass concrete foundation, PEX and tankless water heater for heated floors and walls, and my loft is closed off with a small airconditioning unit. It's so well insulated and ventilated that usually the concrete foundation keeps it comfortable year round without heat or AC, but it's nice ot have the option. Even going all out the whole thing only took a hair over $50k, and I mean all out, the kitchen counters and sink alone ate 10%. What can I say? I love the look of copper. You'd think that means little left for the bathroom but with proper sealing I made a very nice shower on the cheap. Concrete, grout, and polished stones set in the floor and walls. Instead of a curtain I use glass so I keep the steam in and don't get that bullshit chimney effect where it sucks in cold air when you just want a nice sauna session.

>>36765170

Guano is top tier and bats eat animals all night long. Chickens aren't strictly carnivores but they have uses too.

>>36758420
>a delectable eggplant lasagna in my abundant free time.
made me chuckle

>>36760720

Wagecucks will never have the joy of sipping on the finest of handcrafted artisanal wine and beer. They have to pay someone else to make it and have no say in the process. Meanwhile we can control everything down to the finest detail. My fermentation alone is controlled down to the tenth of a fahrenheit. I don't chaptalize like the wineries do, and they all do. It's not required to be on the label if they stay under a certain amount. I use reverse osmosis to concentrate the must if I don't like the refractometer reading. I'll never drink microbrewed beer again after tasting my dryhopped not even 2 weeks old fresh DIPA from the tap. I even ferment under pressure to drive better character in my libations. Wagecucks are such useless pieces of shit and they can't even begin to fathom what they are missing out on.

>>36770673
s-sena?

:eggplant:

>>36770869
Its just a parmigiana

cuckolds of the wage btfo

normies get out http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PG3Wb9Jn2C

REEEEEEEEE

>>36771707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lL3RDPH7Uk