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God I fucking hate maru. She was all like "ooh wanna see me get naked" and I was all like "yeeah boi" (like that ainsley harriot meme) and then she cucked me with 16 other men at once.
Also classic bant when she accused that asian beta got btfo by all his friends because a random roastie decided at random it was his fault.
Also shes a chink.
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nice jawline
looks like she could chew through concrete
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>>36774819
yeah i bet she suck dick like a pro
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>>36774819
i'm mirin hard desu
FUUUARRKK BRAH
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>tfw no tall nurturing gf
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>>36774737
>tfw no qtie shota bf
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>>36774737
You don't explode in Mutsu, Mutsu explodes in you!
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>>36774737
I want paizuri and a nursing handjob from a tall gf.
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top of the morning to ya laddies my name is markiplier
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>>36774731
What was going through your mind when you made this thread you disabled little shit?
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>>36774731
Please remove yourself from 4chan and never come back
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>>36774731
please fuack off forever dickhead
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>YWN be a an alpha self made billionaire who married Ivanka Trump and controls the leader of the free world
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>>36774695
>self made
how the fuck did Republicans brainwash so many poor people into thinking these elites vote in your interest
It just blows my mind honestly
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>>36774719
But the democrats do?
Lel
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>>36774719
Probably because we recognize lower taxes is more beneficial to us than paying taxes so someone who wouldve been thrown off the cliff in Sparta gets their sex change for free
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The near futue for the west
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What will you do anons? will you remain childless manchildren, or will you setlle for these used up sluts?
>muh traditional women
don't fucking exist for most of us. maybe there are some exceptions, but still, a needle in a hay stack
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Hand over the sauce right fucking now
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everyone is an individual
people can do what they want
your irrational hate for "sluts" is just your own insecurities and sexual jealousy coming to light
go outside
have a laugh
stop caring so much
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>>36774666
This is awesome.
I'll do as I please.
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Are you proud of yourselves, Trump supporters? This man might die because of you.
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I thought Blumpf left Obamacare in place.
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>>36774693
Nah, they just passed a bill.
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>>36774644
Who the fuck cares if he dies.
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>be me
>at the public library the other day
>in the bathroom taking a shit
>toilet moves
>wtf.jpg
>realize that the toilet is bolted through the wall to a toilet in the women's bathroom
>whenever a girl sits down on that other toilet, it moves the one i'm sitting on a little bit
>we both have our asses on these connected toilet seats, so in a way we are connected
>if you think about it, it's pretty close to actually having sex with the woman in the other bathroom
>thatskindahot.png
>instant boner
>jerk it like there's no tomorrow
>fucking bliss, best nut of my life
>clean myself up and leave
>come back the next day when it's the busiest and do it again
I've been doing this for the past 4 days and it just feels amazing. This is probably the most I've felt like a normie in my entire life, because I'm getting real human intimacy from the other person.
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>>36774635
how are you getting human intimacy in any shape or form you fucking retard
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>>36774635
Read what you've just writen. Seriously.kek
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Never stop. I say you should bend a hanger and slide it through the crack on the wall and poke her with it.
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Robots, I just came back from a public psychiatric hospital, spent 35 days inside it, spent 5 days in a psych ward in a psychotic state, then spent 30 days in a rehab center for my drug abuse, the rehab center is right inside the psychiatric hospital because addiction is serious shit apparently.
The last time that I did drugs I almost died, I felt agonizing pain in parts of my body while lots of violent and terrorific hallucinations materialized in front of my eyes. For months, I was in an animal state where I only worked and did drugs in my free time almost every day, alone locked up in my room. I kept having the hallucinations for 3 days. Being temporally crazy is not fun.
There's only one life robots, don't take everything for granted, you can lose everything in the blink of an eye.
I'm happy that I can still shitpost here. If your life is shit, there's lots of things to live for.
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Nice to read you back, anon
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>>36774623
What was your primary drug in the spiral?
What medication (if any) are you on now?
What's your plan moving forward?
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>>36775744
Heroin is the answer to all three.
Howl old are you?
I'm personally 18.
I used to browse reddit when i was a retarded liberal freshman lmao.
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Sage. Hidden. Fuck off.
You still are a retard.
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>>36774610
And now you're a disabled autist that thinks he's edgy because he browses the 4chans. Kill yourself
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who'd actually wear that kek flag in public, let alone have one? seems like just a way to let people know you have autism
reminder: if your dick is over 6 inches you CAN'T be a robot
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>tfw 5.11
it's not like I use it tbqh
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>>36774603
Looks like a ww1 anti tank grenade
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>>36774603
Reminder it literally doesn't matter what size your dick is if you don't get to the point where you use it. It's even worse for robots with big dicks, because they know they are genetically blessed, but have no opportunity to use that to their advantage because they can't even talk to women.
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>she still cares about dumb penis demons
>not realizing women are superior relationship partners in every aspect
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>be penis demon
>tfw no pussy goddess to poke and prod
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>>36774567
Get out, dumb penis demon. This thread doesn't need or welcome your kind.
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>implying girl penis demons aren't the best partners
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Is Chivalry the first form of institutionalized beta orbiting in history?
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Doesn't matter it's gone
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Not really since women back then were actually forced to be virgins.
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>>36774384
No, because we were respectfully handling what was then seen as property. A happy obedient woman is still better than an unhappy obedient woman.
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What games have you been playing recently, R9K?
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None, I grew up videogames.
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>>36774370
p5, kh2, khbbs
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Zelda, Pokemon, I don't play much vidya desu
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Do ALL women ONLY like Chad
Isn't there any good women in the world
I am so lonely.
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>>36774354
That's strange, usually Chad is complete upgrade of robot and you're saying that only good women dislike Chad?
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>Do ALL women ONLY like Chad
yes.
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>>36774354
>inb4 muh ugly or average guys with gfs
nope that doesn't happen and never does, they are not going out or he is beta bux and she is fucking Chad on the side. Trust me im smart
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>get online bf
>suddenly have the urge to better myself
>look for work daily, shave regularly, overall confidence through the roof
why doesnt everybody do this?
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Because I have no interest in being gay.
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>falling for the online dating meme
no thanks
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>>36774267
its a nice meme though. its at least 200% safer than irl dating, but with all the good stuff! besides touching, but thats for perverts anyways