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Whoa bitch, why are you so blurry?

>>36804079
>A loser AND needs glasses!

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>>36804069

HAHA YOU HAVE ARTIFACTS

>>36804028
Define "soon"

>>36804049
Before May ends.

>>36804028
We all die eventually; don't let it trouble you.

>>36803975
Do you have a sauce to go with it

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>>36803975
Those look like some delicious tendies friend. Enjoy!

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>>36803975
Hope you enjoy your tendies OP!

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>>36803924
Too tired to do anything but browse 4chan
Not tired enough to just fall asleep

>>36803954
personally when i'm feeling like that i just tend to lay in my bed, it's comfy and eventually i fall asleep after some time

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>roughly 3am
>check catalog
>feet thread
>aw yis
>open it up
>turns out it said feels thread

well, you know, OP, it's a betrayed kind of feel.

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>>36803918
>What are the weekend plans?
Same thing we do every night pinky, stay at home and play video games

>>36803918
which one of you is the fatass

why are you holding your own hand

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>>36803861
S-STOP NEET
L-LEAVE US ALONE

>>36803861
better than being a NEET all week

>already drunk
Wtf why. You have all night to stay up and get drunk. Probably gonna black out by 9 or 10

>>36803712
you should ask the fucking LGBT bord

>>36803753

and you should hide threads you don't like instead of spending more time making rude replies.

>>36803832
Anon here, don't listen to >>36803753 .

Do it, OP. Best case scenario you'll meet someone like minded, which is a lot better than staying home/isolating yourself/feeling regretful

>>36803646
Did you told her about tittyfuck?

>>36804258
no. I am literally retarded. Shes brushed her tits over my penis a few times, but i never just did it, cuz i wanted her to do her thing. But she never titfuck. I probably should have just grabbed them and stuffed dick between.

>>36803646
You gotta just ask. I'd never have done it if my boyfriend never asked. It being less effort than a blowjob is a huge plus

>>36803640
Except no one will ever know that I shitpost on here. That's the key difference.

If you really want to understand the extent of your autism, smoke some weed and be alone with your thoughts

>>36803664
True people can't trace my history, or a see name linked with my posts, but the point is I laugh at how pathetic those people are yet I do the same thing on this website. I've seen YouTube comment arguments that essentially mirror what I do on this website.
>>36803676
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>>/trash/ is this way. It's where you belong.

sweater + jeans + new balance combo
I'm rocking these kids.

Doesn't matter how you dress if your face is as pitiful as Quasimodo's. So I don't bother.

Why doesn't OP understand the point of anonymity?

You won't reach normie status, only weird asian beta with a dog and old car.

>>36803576
if it helps i am not asian

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>>36803623
you'll still be a beta

>>36803523
What job will you have in the next year

>>36803523
when do you plan on moving to the woods and leaving bombs in mailboxes?

Why would you take a job that requires you to obey orders from homosexuals?

>>36803466
>tfw you wanna die but still wanna live and do something with your life
>kill me pls

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>>36803466
> I feel like my brain is rotting and my consciousness blurs
Is this the beginning of the end? First, it was suicide thought, now this. I with I could discuss it with someone irl.

>>36803627
>wanna die but wanna live
>kill me

?

HAHAHHA, you joking, right?

>>36803356
What kind of holes are you guys in and why?

>>36803356
How do we pull ourselves out of the crushing reality that our lives are worse then our parents, and our children, if we were ever to have them?

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Yes, but I actually have a thing for femdom, including cock and ball torture. So a punch to them is something I'd like to try anyway cause it seems hot to me.

>>36803324
Yes. Women are weak and can't punch very well. That's why they give good handjobs. They've got that light slippery touch.
Try harder next time kid :6)

>>36803324
Women can't make me cum so it would probably last for years. I would suggest her to keep trying later. And then I would end up getting a lot of hand jobs.

So yeah I would take the deal.