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>>36827909
BUMP

Making sure it's original

Why am I seeing so much racebait only now it's white men and black women?
Fuck off (((OP)))

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>>36828095
>Epic subversion parentheses is my favorite reddit meme anon! Your as funny as you're cute!

Why is the filename tomoki?

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>tfw no nougatory gf

>>36827863
>tfw no purgatory bf

>>36827799
Me too. I've kept from beating my meat for the last three weeks, I'm feeling pretty fucking good.

>>36827799
>>36827843

Stop masturbating, FAGGOTS.

>>36827843
I'm proud of you. In the last nine years, I've probably only once gone that long without jerking off. Thinking about that just kills me.

What does incestual mean?

>>36828182
sarcasm or real question??

if sarcasm idk
if real question ; get out of here before its to late

My half-sister and I would hang out every weekend, we didn't live together so I would do things with her to try and have a good relationship and she had someone she could rely on because my dad was never in either of our lives. I was a lot older than her, she was 15 at the time and I was 24. We had gone to one of those traveling amusement parks that had shown up in a park in our town.

It was like 2am and we were on bench having some food after having fun. We were talking and my sister had been acting different that day. More shy than usual, she was a shy girl in general but she was noticeably more so. Suddenly she kisses me on the cheek. Me being me, I didn't anything of it. I have a big sister who practically slobbers on my face because she loves me so much so I thought this was a sisterly love thing. I asked what why the kiss all of a sudden and she was hesitant at first then eventually she said she liked me and she wanted me to be her boyfriend.

I had no idea what to say. It was so weird at the time. I said "But I'm your brother?" and that seemed to hurt her feelings and she said forget it and went to my car saying she wanted to go home.

Even I'm retrospect, I'm not sure what I should have done. She was 15 at the time so it's not like I could just say "let's fuck" or whatever. Plus that would be a difficult relationship to have. I didn't dislike her feelings though.

Put down the boom boom stick mugambo, before you hurt someone

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>>36827777
jesus christ witnessed

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> Bolt is forward

>bump I wanna see if this shit is real

>bump anyone has a clue ???

>>36827736
As if I'll click that.

double edge razors are a meme? plz explain OP

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>>36827677
I bought a hundred blades for $10 on amazon-

that shit helped with acne because I wasn't trying to force a gillette blade to last a month.

new blade every time. feels good.

>>36827830
you know they have disposable razors right?

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I have the perfect entry for you, sir.

Look at this smug cunt who let his daughter become a piece of shit degenerate. All because he couldn't control her internet addiction. Let's not forget he was kissing his daughter on the forehead while she streamed in a sweaty tanktop for men on twitch. He had no idea and still believes his whore daughter is doing "better."

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Now here we have her fat mom who buys her daughter junk food. All that terrible food that will give her daughter cholesterol and diabetes at a young age. No wonder she has a pimple problem and they keep enabling her instead of helping. Take a good look at what Ciara will look like in her 30s.

Everyone rate Ciara's mom's new hair, I think she is looking effay as fuck.

>>36827887
I'm a fembot, not a sir....

Is that you I smell, eaton?

>>36827555
You're just a brainlet probably. I've met some smart CS majors who were female.

>>36827555
You're not either, anon. You're just not good at it, you can't be good at everything.

be a typical female whore and manipulate one of the beta nice guys into helping you

>>36827426
I'm not a homophobe, but this is fucking gay and disgusting

I don't hate gays, but that doesn't make me a faggot. I have no interest in men

Nah, gays are ok.

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>>36827348
Bro do u actually have a mullet in 2017?
If i saw u on the street i would just think hes a pretty cool guy (not in a chad way more like a based uncle way)

CHING CHONG EAT DOG CHEAT ON TEST

>>36827348
We mostly think you must be in some kind of nerdy profession and debate in our heads whether or not you speak english well.

Asians only hang out with asians 99% of the time so we dont waste our breath getting to know you.

why the hell would i want to clone a failure?

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desu if there was a clone of me, i'd fight it, just to se who wins kek

>>36827340
I don't want to deal with another failure which happens to be autistic too, my own life is already a mess

why are discords so popular here

do all these discord anons live alone

dont you know your parents/siblings/roommates can hear you

post discord name and I'll add you and invite you to my server anon

it has about 30 people in it but only 10 or so are active at any given time

>>36827892
Discord has text too ya dummy

>>36827264
You uhhh. You meet a lot of men to form this opinion on or is this just your observation based on the 8/10 Chad hunks your ovaries forcibly swivvel your eyes towards?

>>36827264
Trust me, my misogyny was created and tempered way before I found this place, the best part is I can hide it easy. There's many ways to show I hate your gender without directly saying or doing it

>>36827264
Hmmm it's almost as if women have changed in undesirable ways

>>36827250
nice was she tight?

>>36827401

Yeah, I fucked her like in a porn but while in missionary, I saw her sad face and I felt bad

>>36827250
This is the whole reason I'm afraid to go to a prostitute. If I'm fucking her and she looks sad I'll feel like a rapist and then my dick will get floppy and I'll have wasted my money AND raped a girl. Sorry it went down for you like that buddy