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YAR HAR FIDDLE DI DEE
BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE

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I'll smoke pot and jack off. Because a pirate is free.

is this a nostalgia for things from ten years ago thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT57Es_f0Uc

Advertisement of "I suck dick on the first date"

apparently it is some code for them being a fucking whore and a slut,

more than normal

It means "look at my vulnerable neck and get hard."

Is this the guy that says to chew the gum? Does it work?

>>39372565
ive been doing it for about 1 month, my cheeks got bigger and i can breathe a bit better now.

>>39372565
>mewing

I've done two of these things so far

One was something where psychologists scanned my head with an MRI machine

took about 4 hours on two separate days, I got around $300

The other was a focus group where I tried a product

i reallt want to but my parents don't allow me
even though i am a legal adult, i still live with them and they'd stop me or kick me out if they found out

>>39372991
>i reallt want to but my parents don't allow me
>even though i am a legal adult, i still live with them and they'd stop me or kick me out if they found out
move out and get a full time "job" doing clinical trials

>>39372552
Make men respect me and see me as their own so I can fully know what it's like to live life without this humiliating, dehabilitating filter.

the power to know the answer to every question i ask myself. Then i would ask myself how to keep my power.

>>39372633


it's called Tinder, Roastie

>>39372480
l want a boyfriend.

>>39372507
>l want a boyfriend.
I want a bf too

>>39372538
>l want a bf too
I do too anon

>>39372433
Report them then

>>39372433
No they don't faggot. You're the one bloxposting.
And they're not incest threads.

While I completely agree with you that hug your family threads should be banned - why exactly did you get warned?

Saying "they evade the robot so I can too" is pretty pure what aboutism - and at the very least they don't do it explicitly anymore.

I think most reasonable people interpret the "original content" rule / filter to mean "no generals" but since the threads are left up I guess there's nothing we can do

>>39372465
the mods see them anon. I don't think this is effective, but I guess it doesn't hurt

I think you're on the wrong board.

But, desu familia, that sucks. You should go straight izzet with him, get that early game aggro plus some removal and decent counterspells.

Use him as an engine to keep the hand full and alt him off

>>39372391
Dude, gotta love Jace Sparrow. Such a shame big Gid rotates out, they'd make great super-best-friends midrange/aggro

How the fuck is jace so ripped. He's a goddamn manlet bookworm.

>>39372390
Fuck off. I'm only prison gay for now.

>>39372390
Hi if I be your sissy white bf will you be good to me and cuddle me at night?

>>39372844
Of course. I treat my sissy white Bois good after hard fuck sessions.

by about 7th grade i knew my life was gonna be pure hell

>>39372413
Anything in particular?

Around sixth grade is when I first remember becoming a depressionfag

>>39372352
The third and final time I fell in love.

>>39372312
>I promise it will get better

there he goes again, writing rubber checks

>>39372312
na, life gets harder with age

>>39372344
It will anon. it will get better as it gets easier. You deserve to be happy and you will get it.

>>39372394
It gets easier, I hope you will enjoy it,

Does no one know this original feel?

So.... Just doing this by your self? Do you have a girl locking it up? Are you imagining futa girls owning you or strap on girls or something? What is the benefit of a cage by the way? Not against, just curious from somebody doing it.

Kys you leftist cuck

>>39372231
stop this please

origami

>>39372231
fuck your memes from last year jewlord

>>39372328
Found the memerobberfag

>>39372380
Stay on 4cancer kid

idk post pics so we can see

>>39372060
you should stop caring

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>>39372060
Probably means it's small and thick (?)

Alcohol and occasionally this board. How bout u?

>>39372039
Drugs and playing guitar.
>>39372457
That too.

>>39372594
Nice I also play guitar. I recently bought a fender ap hss, and I love it. What guitar do you have?