Tomorrow I am buying pic related. Do any robots have experience

Does no one know this original feel?

So.... Just doing this by your self? Do you have a girl locking it up? Are you imagining futa girls owning you or strap on girls or something? What is the benefit of a cage by the way? Not against, just curious from somebody doing it.

Kys you leftist cuck

>>39372290
Is your internet girlfriend a man?
Also a girl forcing you to assplay is the only acceptable assplay. But getting internet dimmed is pretty low tier. Post some email or txt message caps

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>>39372290
That's sort of a weird shape for a prostate probe. Does it fit like this one?

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This oldie is the best shape for pure prostate milking, just pull on the handle to apply pressure

>>39372481
>So.... Just doing this by your self
no, read the post

>What is the benefit of a cage by the way?
I am not caged.

>>39372543
okay

>>39372721
No she isnt. I've been talking to her for 6+ months, audio/video chatted her a ton, gotten loads of pictures (specific ones I've asked for, not just [random catfish pic #83]). I would post skype/discord screencaps if she was online so I could ask her if it was okay, but she is asleep atm (multiple timezones away).

>>39372922
I don't know a lot about them. The thing drawing me towards this toy is its relatively low price ($70CAD) and the fact that it vibrates. I'm shopping from a local sexshop that doesnt have a very large selection also.

>>39372290
You're gunna regret that threaded screw-like part near the bottom. Very uncomfortable. I once had a dildo with a "bumpy" tip but all it ended up doing was cheese grating my anus. Rectal bleeding for daaaaaays. I did get a good laugh when I farted out bloody lube, though.

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y'know it's often said that christians take sex way too seriously, but honestly fellas; this obsession with the orgasm borders on the pathological

and as to this expensive little toy... well for all the joy it's gonna give you, ya may as well shove it up your arse

>>39373108
they also have this >>39372969 toy they are selling, and >>39372922 this one (I just checked)

Would it be a better idea to go for one of these?

>>39372290
i shouldn't give advice on things i haven't experienced, but i wouldn't mess put things up my arse if i was you, you're just asking for health problems/injuries

>>39373108
>I did get a good laugh when I farted out bloody lube, though.
And people wonder why gays are ostracized

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>>39372290
>will be forced to orgasm hands-free or not at all
Not at all then.

If you think hfo really exists, it doesn't. I tried countless times with one of these and never achieved it, i've had it for about a year now, just recently i woke the fuck up and just threw it away. It doesn't even feel that good really.. it's literally just a meme unless you're unironically gay or something.

>>39374754
Ive seen/heard of people having hfo, maybe its just you my dude? And even if I wasnt able to cum, is that really so bad?

>>39374936
It just got boring for me, plus it takes the absolute fucking piss to clean up, so much so i regretted it every time i tried, maybe some people can and some people can't, idk. I tried so much i'm adamant that I can't, best of luck to you though as thats what i was going for and looks good if it's actually a thing. Other than that it just doesn't feel like anything other than discomfort really. 10/10 disappointed

>>39374754
>If you think hfo really exists, it doesn't.
>>>/gif/11121176
Are all of the webms in this thread somehow staged, then?

>>39374754
>If you think hfo really exists, it doesn't.
incorrect

>>39374754
Uh, no kiddo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

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>>39372290
Leave internet gf before it's too late and she controls you completely