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No apocalyptic daydreamers on /r9k/?

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You are too young to post here.

i could kick your ass OP

>tfw infp
Why was I even born...

>>37043220
Fuck off, you'll find someone nice to talk to eventually

I had some online friends before, way back before this one asshole broke my heart (no homo) and just blocked me over a joke

Give it time you'll find a reason

>tfw INTP and oneitis is a full blooded INFP
Am i done for lads?

>>37043141
>implying /r9k/ boys aren't into way more degenerate shit than that
>implying this means she will leave you for a nigger
>being this much of a bitch

>>37043258

>I got triggered the post

Relax

It means she dated that nerdy black guy who loved one piece and jazz music while excelled in all his classes

Is this really such a problem?

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I wish I had something that made me feel not lonely anon

It was a nice movie but it was a little hard to watch and it broke my heart in the end

Might sound silly but it's Chronicle for me
It's so nice seeing 3 guys become best friends and have all that fun and possibilities just to have it all change in the end. I cri every time

I don't know, Gladiator, or Children of Men

Wouldn't say no to that.

I wonder if there's anyone that cute with robot tier personal skills.

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>>37042927
Cool. I want to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

>>37042569
Same

Oregano pasta

>>37042569
That's just how it goes, bud. Fuck all of you normies who don't feel the same way also you guys need to lurk moar

I feel like existing is such a burden and while I don't want to die, I don't really care for living either. I just exist, looking and hopefully finding some purpose or interest to get me going.
Fuck this.

>>37042394
Smells like Jewish propaganda to me.

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>mfw anyone disagreeing with the statement has to imply that NOT working will get you out of poverty

cheeky as FUCK desu senpai

Teresa May can't say anything that isn't completely anodyne and trite.

>>37042285
O-ok, why not.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzjsjTdtHO

I never know what to say in these things :(

>>37042473
Same original problem here

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oregano commment required

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injecting this thread with patrician ideology

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>>37043561
you. I like you.

but in an original way

>>37042144
We're robots, not degenerates

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>>37042144
college drop out loser here. 28 and living with parents jobless and hopeless also fallen into alcoholism. At least I am still decently fit. Looking to the future now cutting my drinking down and looking for a job and possibly considering military.

Dropped out at 16 primarily because of social anxiety and other mental issues. Got my GED at 18, started community college at 20. Now I'm 26, only a little over halfway done with my bachelor's degree. Unemployed, live with parents. My life is kind of okay except I have a huge problem with procrastination and the internet. Even though I only take one or two classes at a time, I still really, really fucking struggle to pass because I am such a bad procrastinator. So I have all the problems that procrastinators have: periodic panic and anxiety, depression, apathy, self loathing, shame, etc etc

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Not primary school but fuck it I want to post this

>be 15 year old me
>At school, Break
>Sit next to my friends, one of which has older contacts who can provide drugs and shit
>"Hey anon! Want to have one of the brownies I baked?"
>It was early so I didn't think much of it.
>I take half and he takes half
>Tastes disgusting but I don't want to hurt his feelings
>I tel him that it tastes good
>He gives me a smug look
>"Theres weed in them anon, they're weed brownies"
>Everybody at the table looks at me
>I just laugh and didn't think much of it
>Thought he was shitting me
>Hour later
>Math class
>His eyes are all red and I start laughing
>Can't stop laughing
>Laugh for 2 hours non stop
>Everybody looks at me like I'm a retard
>Next day I was known as that kid who does drugs at school or that junkie
>mfw

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Posted this story before but here goes

>12 years old
>School play coming up
>Teacher decides the class is going to perform a few of the song and dance numbers from Grease
>Whole class spends weeks practicing with dancing partners
>Girl I was partnered with said I was gross and refused to hold my hands during practice and made me promise not to touch her as we acted out the moves
>Fast forward to night of play
>My partner doesn't show up
>I'm hurt but figure at least I won't have to be in the play after all
>Wrong
>Teacher frantically tries to find me another partner before giving up and telling me to just dance off to the side
>I tell her I don't know any dance moves but she refuses to let me sit it and and insists I participate
>Cue rest of class going through synchronized song and dance movements and looking great as I autistically do the Macarena out of tune and sync a few feet away from them
>There are still pictures of me dancing off to the side to this day

>>37043305
Pics or it didn't happen anon oriiiginalio

>>37042052
I wouldn't mind calling a complete stranger. Hit me up nigga.

>>37042052
Damn OP, what's the story behind this?

>>37042097

Extra points if you say your name is Matt

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Politics is for brainlets.

>>37042015
This to be unoriginally honest.

Same boat OP
I'm extremely left wing in some respects and extremely right wing in others, contradictively so.
Giving names to a collection of ideologies is beyond me, hence why I will never understand politics

>>37041884
>tfw third sleep paralysis in a row
I'm scared to sleep

I woke up, checked the time, went back to sleep and when I woke up it was 40minutes earlier

It either was a really vivid dream or I can turn back time

I had a really bad fever the other day and dreamed i was reading a book. That was it i was sitting and reading a book. The book does not exist in reality but i read it fir hours and it was really good. I cant remember what it was about other than it was a warhammer 40k novel.

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>>37041825

Think you can come here and pretend you're not a Chad wanting to get rid of the competition?

SOrry m8, wont work

>>37041825
It's not the physical pleasure of sex that makes me feel like I'm missing out, anon, it's being unattractive or autistic enough that I can't achieve that level of intimacy with someone. It's awful seeing people around you getting laid so easily and you can't help but feel bitter about it. You start thinking "What do they have that I don't?". You start wondering about it all the time. Am I ugly? Do I stink? Am I just not funny or charming? Can people tell? I feel as though there's a piece of me that's missing, that makes me less human than every one else. And it's not that that piece is sex it's that that piece is what's preventing me from losing my virginity. I just feel subhuman because of it all and it only gets worse every day.

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>>37041825
Why do normalfags come on here and forcefully tell us how we should feel?

Fuck off you utter cunt.