Vocaroo Thread

>>37042285
O-ok, why not.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzjsjTdtHO

I never know what to say in these things :(

>>37042473
Same original problem here

>>37042285
Here's mine: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w0a7R9WufN

What a lovely accent I have, I think we can all agree.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XKxlW6g1yt
Alway rember, Anon. Alway.

>>37042334
>>37042540
what are those accents?

>>37042648
"O-ok, why not" guy here

Im Polish

>>37042648
I'm the chap giving the description of Vocaroo. I'm Irish

>>37042685
I always wonder why poles don't try harder to not sound like filthy slav cucks. I know you're basically the same thing but don't you desire to be taken seriously?
I thought you were Ukrainian

>>37042685
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w0a7R9WufN
you sound adorable!!

>>37042473
>>37042484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0eP1EuxVE
absolutely terrible

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How the fuck I've failed so hard in my life that I'm listening to voices of robots in the middle of night. And I'm all out of beer.

End my suffering.

>>37042761
You have to be a special kind of loser to drink on a Monday

>>37042721
Thats not very nice :(
Thats how I sound like im sorry
>>37042723
Thank you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YH85izNdC2

>>37042685
Skad jestes, Robocie?

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>>37042797
Forgot my pic

origninig

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17fLgKFU53T

pls be gentle

>>37042787
I know. It's called initial stage of alcoholism.

>>37042797
7.4/10 not bad at all
I can't believe I got two seconds for this

>>37042798
Pomorze niedaleko gdanska

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NRJ1iE8ELW

j.ltkubhlruylh

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>>37042787
Damn, just realised that was my 16th beer in the last 3 days. Way to go, me.

>>37042875
Studiowalem w na polibudzie w Gdansku. Ladne miasto.
Internet to male miejsce, co nie?

>>37042885
I drank 20 beers on Friday.
If you get blasted one night and feel like hell the next day it's easy to wait a week between drinking.
Lots of people do it this way and we have found over the years it looks a lot less like addiction to the naked eye.

>>37042735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11vD08B0HMD

>>37042735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J0eP1EuxVE
Are my eating habits weird?

>>37042949
you copied my link, mate

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>>37042922
>be me
>friday
>"Mom, I'm going out with friends."
>"Ok Anon, just don't go crazy."
>idonthaveanyfriends.jpg
>go to closest bar
>chug 4 cheapest beers in the most remote corner of the place alone
>stop on a bridge, as usual
>nottoday.gif
>get back home, go to sleep
>repeat every week, 4 months now
>mfw

>>37042938
you sound like a nu-male

roblox

http://vocaroo.com/i/s184NjcTo62v

>>37042938
"45 minutes"
I meant "4 or 5 minutes" but I panicked.

Being in front of a microphone is hard work.

>>37043023
Well I'm a fucking retard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RA2mZF50oB

>>37042285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UAVjli1iiR

>>37043039
how far is the bridge off the ground. i'd be scared to end up cripple without the means to finish myself off

this is very stressful to do!.

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i'm at work for the next 8 hours or i would read some things about the american civil war

maybe if this thread is up when i am at home

>>37043039
Try 20 beers and you'll have ten people following you, recording you while you finally make that jump first doing a flip off a lamp post with a traffic cone on your head, unleashing a spiral shaped whirlwind of vomit in the air on your way down

>>37043082
It's over river and I'm a bad swimmer.

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>tfw not even 1 full octave vocal range
>tfw lung capacity of a toddler
who /voicelet/ here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DMw1E6xLgo

A reading of This Be the Verse by Philip Larkin

http://vocaroo.com/i/s046yJY6IWBi

>>37042285
true story
http://vocaroo.com/

>>37042911
Thats pretty cool desu
Co studiowales? Powodzi sie w zyciu?

U mnie slabo, planuje bohaterzyc niedlugo.

>>37043075
you sound fat. are you fat desu?

>>37043110
I'm underweight, thus my mobility is non-existing after 6th, maybe 7th beer top.

>>37043152
No
Just tall, original statement of truth

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AkpahIEmaO

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>>37042285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k3A4fZUkWZ

Rate my Raiden impression ploxx

>>37043147
Technologia chemiczna, ale bylem smutnym emo-alkusem i zrezygnowalem, bo nie dawalem rady. Teraz usiluje programowanie w rodzinnym miescie.
A odnosnie powodzenia... Jestem na/r9k/,
>>37042761
>>37042885
>>37043039
>>37043124
Samefag, wiec coz. Bohaterzenie tez jest opcja, ale mame mnie na terapie zaciagnela. Zobaczymy, moze cos da. A co z Toba, Anonie?

>>37043248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ltYX2xrAXf

>>37043244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07KYOCDR5Gc

>>37042797
Bretty nice tbqhwy anon

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsKmpxnYdR

>>37043285
Chodze, a raczej chodzilem do psychiatry przez jakies 8 miesiecy, miesiac temu przestalem i zrezygonowalem z lekow bo i tak antydepresanty mi nie pomagaly, probowalem tez psychoterapie przez jakis miesiac ale zrezygonowalem, strata czasu moim zdaniem ale moze Ty trafisz na lepszego psychologa. Powodzenia anonie ;~)

>>37043039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPRjr8BIaW

I didn't know what to say

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qOSeftLv9V

noisy rodent is noisy

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>>37043313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0urlK6YCsQh

>>37043357
That reminds me of something I used to do whenever I got nervous. Can't control vocal volume and only speak in shortest possible sentences.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yVgetaUy5b

I guess i tried...

>>37043376
Dzieki. Jakkolwiek postanowisz, rowniez powodzenia.

>>37042285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CblSY9En2d

>>37043388
FEED THAT DAMN GUINEA PIG AGAIN RIGHT THIS MINUTE

>>37043405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IX4jbcmE7B

>>37043388
that's the cutest, most annoying thing I've ever heard

>>37043384
That was pretty good, nice voice Anon.
I suck at greentexting when I think about it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e1eQ0vcbtq help i'm too stoned for this

dude weed lmao

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iYOY57jQ94

Wise words from Father Malik Obama

>>37043532
Cute voice, I must admit.
Femanon, why are you on /r9k/?

>>37043653
I'm depressed but also like to get bullied

>>37043694
Okay bitch haha

>>37043694
>like to get bullied
verbally, physically or sexually?

>>37043532
>>37043586
>>37043432

hot voices, would fuck/10

my heart goes out to everyone whos voice also didnt get a reply

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>>37043719
Yes to all 3!!! More the 1st and 3rd than the 2nd though.

https://youtu.be/6hGJXNWdXUg

what do you think of this anons voice

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>>37043694
>I'm depressed
It's /r9k/, it'd be strange if you were not. Why are you depressed is much more interesting question.

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>>37043769
>tfw only girls and guys with deep podcast voices get responses
fuck these threads

>>37043798
i wanna look like him wtf

>>37043734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEDvOAGbCh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0347eWu94ke

>>37043798
It's unremarkable. Generic. But maybe it's recording quality.

>>37043787
I want to bully you with my words hands and cock

>>37043884
Good. You should. I like getting bullied by people from r9k I've been getting that a lot lately

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>>37043787
Why do grills enjoy that? I'm naturally trying to be respectful and polite and I'm not getting that kink.

>>37043931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zY8NI9Ebqq

>>37043841

i don't have a mic, only a fetish for voices ;P

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07mt3f0S6iY
I play guitar

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VS3d0yNfLP

I have a phonetics exam tomorrow :(

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ySpZXIljT

Can you tell where I'm from by my accent?

>>37044241
whore land of out of my fucking boardania

>>37044241
canada? cucknada

>>37044241
do you do ASMR? If not, you should.

Also, my guess is southern Ireland. I'm a leaf but I have some family from England so I can tell the differences a little bit

>>37042285
I'd rather not. My voice is like an aphrodisiac. Every trap, gay, women I meet just by using my voice is usually all over my dick in a couple of hours.

>>37044241
Northern Ireland?? You kinda sound like Liam Neeson
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J0uPyfY2mB

>>37044279
this was my first option too, t b h

>>37044241
you sound like the people on the BBC

>all these replies to a girl


cmon guys wtf

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>>37044151
I can't tell if you're a slav or if you're asian

>>37044353
I'm spanish, fuck

do you think I will do well on my exam? I just have to read a text and they will check my pronunciation.

>>37044309
bet you have that beta cuck voice

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>>37044348
not real robots, board is overrun by normies and failed normies, we either immigrate or have a real robot mod who bans all normans, femanons and femanon threads on here

>>37044436
Normies don't come here, we're all cyborgs.
Normies have no idea what internet culture is

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>>37044381
I think you sound pretty good for a nonnative speaker, maybe ease up on the extra pronunciation a little bit. Good luck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yPNXhmdryJ

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>>37044520
sexy ass voice

>>37044289
>>37044291
>>37044310
>>37044333
Ha! Thanks for the implicit (and in some cases explicit) compliments. English isn't my native language. I've been told I have an obvious and recogniseable accent. The first part is probably true, but I'm going to be skeptical about the second until someone can actually tell where I'm from by my accent alone.

>>37044279
You're the only one who got it right. What gave it away?

>>37044494
man thank you so much

>>37044309
Come on, anon. Claims like that must be backed up.

>>37044520
Sounds like a whiskey drinker. Very deep voice you have

>>37044520
cool voice mang

>>37044577
>what gave it away
your accent ofc, you forehead dotted freak

>>37044642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIi25BDcaH

>>37044708
We don't wear dots on our foreheads in Outofmyfuckingboardania. Educate yourself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18ztLm60fPR
Song for roastie whores

>>37044985
of course not, you wear dicks

>>37045080
Dicks on our foreheads, that's correct. (This is actually a thing in my country.)

>>37042735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lXeFwBlmKz

>>37045005
This shit is pretty good.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SEwOj0R4vZ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pucqxJTlg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kqN6TaxAdN

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>>37042285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s189CcHm6b9j

is very nice

>>37046716
are you alright

take care of yourself :< go sleepy and take your cough medicine <3 I love you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pBDa6ao7zh

>>37046797
thanks mom
are you gonna read me a bedtime story tonight?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jyzxbYVmM2

I'm shy, plz be nice 2 me

>>37046872
I'm sorry baby. Mommy brought home a stranger so he can get a back massage. The man will give me money so I can buy you medicine and chocolate milk and lots of good things.

sweet dreams my little angel <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QadjtvehmX

before you ask, I'm puertorican

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I am an infant, I worship him.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxfAzIrirM

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>>37047000
>Puerto Rican.

gas yourself.
just as bad as the Haitians

>>37045005
THIS IS AMAZING!
when you're touring come over here to puertorico

>>37047048
all right, have nothing to live for anyways

>>37047000
I wasn't going to ask, you fucking waste of numbers

>>37043039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPc9yNoCiS
j/k <3

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anyone wanna know what a roach with malaria sounds like?

>>37047094
I wasn't talking to you faggot!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07OUxDqxduV

Sorry for my english

>>37045146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r2zMrdCLnQ
>>37047341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M8TCfgZfuv

>>37047095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10FTyqTpbT9

>>37047000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yy9yAIOVZy

>>37045005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ir4kL2WEMP

>>37047519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j17wVou2KL

>>37043532
Oh no you're really cute aren't you. Probably a pudgy little thing, huh.

>>37045005
be nice, anon!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lbHMcZPSwz
>>37047648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09CCzFr0W3e

>>37048060
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dWQFmWcqit

>>37048529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbHmfwHMEF

' ^ '

hey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RPgBWKRezR

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ojvIUKKzAW

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>>37042285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IMaFyJKtE5

I have this weird ass problem that women just don't hear me. And I don't think they are ignoring me, as I just talk to them to ask specific work related things in uni. Males in my country tend to have very high pitched voices, and while I'm not specially low, I'm lower than average. Could it be that their ears aren't made to hear me?

>>37049665
...that is not how this works. Like.. what?

>>37049665
Say something origi

>>37049711
I've read a few times that women are more sensitive to high pitched sounds
>>37049720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q0f10wjafM
yeah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TAbKSjQR5J

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TAbKSjQR5J

>>37049823
Are you like actually partially deaf because your voice has that quality to it. There's nothing wrong with that, it just genuinely sounds like it

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>>37043132
You have such a soothing voice anon I want to listen to it all day

>>37049844
No, I actually have a very sensitive ear.
My voice is partly fucked up because I used strong hormonal medication for asthma through all my teen years.
It dropped lower after I stopped using them, and that was at 18.
Also, I'm tired, not a native english speaker and not trying to sound like one.

>>37049954
>Also, I'm tired, not a native english speaker and not trying to sound like one.

Oh! That's whats doing it then. Your voice is totally fine, and I heard you clearly. >>37043532
is my vocaroo itt, for reference

>>37049902
Oops finger slipped I meant
>>37043136

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bAxHcc3Ynd

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15GBoi0RFIS

>>37049972
kek, that's a funny weed voice.

When I smoke weed I lose the timbre and sound like some kind of broken bass string trying to modulate.

>>37050103
I get embarrassingly more energetic and squeaky but I'm short so its endearing rather than annoying I think

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FRzLSNABpv

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The following vocaroo is based on true events that actually happened in my life. This is why i'm a robot. http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TSVsVBkn1

>>37051295
Fucking kek. That's a nice trap voice. What a bitch, though, to actually do that.

lol thanx. similar things have happened regularly.. being called a tryhard.. being told i don't try hard enough. literally everything i do is wrong and is contradicting the next thing i get told. and the real kicker is that i never change my behavior.. people just are never happy so i've become a shut in. at least i make myself happy. fuck people.

>>37042285

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06HZFAAqCVS

ASMR style because my microphone is a hunk of crap... it's a song from Shrek