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I'D LIKE SOMEONE PIC RELATED.

>>37082775
I want a gf I can stick my peepee into. >>37082775
Also can I free decent paying job with good hours?

To be honest I don't deserve a gf

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>>37082760
>It's not "creepy" if he's hot. I freely admit it
There's not point to read after that.

>>37082783
But it's true to most women

There is nothing to be upset about. This is the game. This is just the way the rules are laid out. There's nothing you can do, and nothing they can do, to change any of this.

>>37082709
Fuck that man quit. I'm doing the same thing fucking the system. I don't want a job telling me where I can live fuck that. I'm sick of being cold.

>>37082731
Exactly, why should I be cucked by some corporate fuckheads who know nothing about me?

>>37082709
What if you just refuse to cut your hair? Would they actually fire you over that? If so, you can just collect unemployment while you look for a new job.

>>37082680
yes? obvious exceptions but yes

>>37082691
>being this much of a white knight

>>37082680
yes, most sexually experienced women know this.
although an abnormally small flaccid dick also means a smaller erect dick.

don't blame your virginity on this of all things, my dick isn't exactly big when flaccid either

>height chart about women
>who fucking cares

>5'
>ideal female height

Girls above 5'8" please

Plebs fuck off

>More and more female shit popping up

After a decade on 4chan I think I'm finally going to leave.

Tell us about your experience in full detail so that other robots may learn the warning signs of such nefarious behavior.

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>>37082109
kek greentext pleasee

>>37082136
This

Sounds fucked up OP, where'd you meet this autism predator

>>37082089
i just feel i have to dumb my speech down when talking to women

>>37082278
classic beta. you should make women adapt to you, not the other way around.

>>37082089
You're caught up in your own head. It's not that you're not interesting, just that you're not showing it.

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Stop leading him on, succubus bitch. He loves you. That's a gift.

>>37082009
>Fembots
Kys pernounce it like a swede: say kush but without the h and the s is short


I know I'm responding to a bad bait post you don't have to tell me

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>>37082028
We've known each other for 3 days and he's already talking about being in a relationship with me. Why are virgins like this?

I didn't reply to his message last night, I woke up to 60 missed calls.

>35
>about 50k in savings and 50k in investments

>>37081966
>$555
>not poor
You're one unforeseen expense away from being in debt again.

>26
>$0

Content too low, lick my balls

bumpy maybe

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>>37081898
dance wit me
let me rock u

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hey its me ur Pal

Sage

Because I don't even want to know this content exists.

>>37081883
How fucking new are you retard?
Not only did you break a global rule by announcing a sage you also completely failed o see what they even do in the first place

>>37081883
It's better to know your enemy robro

Besides, they're not all like that and you'll need to recognize the differences between sluts and genuinely nice grils (who are rare but exist)

>>37081715
I've been slipping up and smoking a lot more weed than I'd like to

I'm doing pretty good on the /nosex/ + /noalcohol/ things, though

>>37081715
easy
gruiwhonkshlwh

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>>37081715
How can you guys handle being sober robots? Drugs are one of the few things in my life that isn't terrible, what do you guys do?

I like how they played DOOM. Seemed like chill guys and top bros.

I like anyone who so severely breaks the mold of this society. Imagine just getting up one day and being like, "KILLING SPREE TIME!"

What a riot!

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>>37081705
They were kinda retarded desu
They broke into a van and got pissed when they got in trouble for it and went on and on about how much of a shitty experience their punishent was. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

>>37081705
villains but maybe one day columbine can be the unintentional catalyst for change - a realization of the mental healthcare problem that permeates the united states.

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>>37081653
Original second picture

Ori

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>>37081658
Original third picture

Ori

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>>37081664
Original fourth picture

Ori

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you are slave to all females.

>>37081574
>females
wrong

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The only purpose in your life is make happy your owner