>Meet a guy online >Add him >Let him flirt with me,

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Stop leading him on, succubus bitch. He loves you. That's a gift.

>>37082009
>Fembots
Kys pernounce it like a swede: say kush but without the h and the s is short


I know I'm responding to a bad bait post you don't have to tell me

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>>37082028
We've known each other for 3 days and he's already talking about being in a relationship with me. Why are virgins like this?

I didn't reply to his message last night, I woke up to 60 missed calls.

>>37082055
If you already knew then why reply? Report and move along.

>>37082009
>Don't you love teasing virgins fembots?

Bad sentence overall

>>37082066
Don't underestimate the intensity of falling in love

I had to go through that shit recently and I didn't start feeling normal again until a week after the process had started. I would lose sleep, lose appetite, think about her non-stop to the point where time would slow down, it was fucking excruciating.
Be understanding u cunt

>>37082066
Just destroy him in worst way possible. Either he will an hero or become better man. Thats best you can do for him.

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>>37082108
It's not my fault he's so desperate.
I never mentioned being in a relationship with him, he's the one bringing it up constantly.

Besides it's fun listening to him stutter whenever I mention something sexual and getting bought things within 1 day of knowing someone.

>>37082009
l hope you get savagely raped one day.

>>37082055
k y(as in yeezy) 's

>>37082145
Well at least break his heart sooner than later

You're like a cat toying with it's prey, it's in your nature I guess.

The trick to getting women online is bullying them nicely.

>>37082009
Just leave him alone.
Chad has friends...

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>>37082170
Once the $ stops, I'll break his heart, don't worry. I don't play with them forever! I'm not that mean.

>>37082199
I left him alone for 12 hours and I woke up to 60 missed calls and he added me on his "alt" account to make sure I wasn't ignoring him.
I think ignoring him hurts him more, why do you want to hurt a fellow virgin?

>tfw no femanon to bully me

>>37082211
>I left him alone for 12 hours and I woke up to 60 missed calls and he added me on his "alt" account to make sure I wasn't ignoring him.
I wouldn't be able to deal with this, even if it was for money. Autism like that would just piss me off, I guess I'm not enough of an attentionwhore.

>>37082211
He's paying you? What a pathetic cuck. You don't pay a girl anything until she spreads her legs.

I know a girl who did this.
She stopped when one of the guys found out where she lived and turned up at her house to surprise her.

He was apparently not completely insane because he never did anything, but it spooked her good.

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>>37082248
He's already spent $150 on me, I can deal with autism if I'm getting paid for it.
Besides, I find it cute!

>>37082233
Don't worry! If you have money you can find anything you want

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>>37082211
>I don't play with them forever!

I do. I've been toying with this one guy who's in love with me since 2007, and another since 2009. You're not much of a heartbreaker if you only put people through the wringer for a few weeks. To me, it's not enough to hurt guys that have crushes on me. I want to play with those who think of me as the love of their life.

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>>37082009
>Meet girls online
>Fill their heads with lies about how pretty they are an how much I like them
>Get them to send nudes
>Don't even jerk off to the nudes, literally just record them and post them
>See how much I can fuck with them mentally
>Drop them the moment they refuse to do anything I ask

Women are so disposable it's funny

>>37082283
I already have a money draining succubus, her name is ketamine

>>37082302
How do you save snaps? Asking for a friend.

>>37082283
$150 in three days for several hours of work isn't that great a deal. Well, if it doesn't piss you off, go ahead.

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>>37082331
AZ screen recorder on Android

>>37082283
What has he got for $150? Did you send him nudes? Cammed?

>>37082331
>install bluestacks
>use normal desktop screenshot function

>>37082356
And they won't be notified? Also post more fembot whore nudes.

>>37082055
1) don't even use that word or legitimize it
2) op never said he was a girl
3) even if he was a girl that wouldn't make him a fembot because
4) fembots dont exist
oh and
5) checked

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>>37082298
If you're getting your kick and $ then more power to you girl! I wouldn't have enough patience unless I was getting paid $$ constantly.

>>37082302
Are you paying them? Because you're getting a good deal if you're not, I don't send naughty pictures even when they're spending a lot on me.

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>>37082381
This girl isn't a fembot. Don't insult me; I'd never lower myself to collecting a fembot's nudes.

And no, it dosen't notify. Perfect for capping pics.

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>>37082362
Just from being his friend and I promised to play a game with him on the weekend. I made up an excuse and said I needed help paying my internet bill, he sent me $150

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>>37082390
>Paying them

KEK

You're funny. Do I look like a cuck to you?

>>37082432
>Do I look like a cuck to you?
to be fair, you do

Why couldn't I have been born gay?

>>37082432
Why girls send nudes for free is passed me.. I've been offered so much for nudes before.

>>37082422
Push him further. Maybe you can get money on weekly basis, like a salary?

>>37082270
Autistic robots will be autistic robots,
Anyways, if the OP is for real, don't do this to the guy forever. He's too much of a sucker for his own good.

>>37082390
I want to be dominated by a girl like you ; _ ;

Why don't you exist in reality

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>>37082442
Ah. That explains it. In that case, nevermind

>>37082445
I suppose some girls realize their inherent lack of value and decide to submit to make authority.

>>37082445
>people pay for nudes
Dipshits, I don't even feel bad for them

Nudes are shit, all I want is genuine affection

>>37082459
>implying this bitch is dominant and not in it for the money
Shit cunt is superficial as fuck

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>>37082464
Whoops. *Male authority. Everyone knows women don't make anything of value except the men they give birth to

>>37082445
Girls always send nudes for free and without asking. You would too if you were chatting with Chad instead of an autistic robot.

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>>37082450
That's what I try and work up to, for now until he falls in love with me I'm happy with extra money for my bills and free gold/items in game.

>>37082459
I wouldn't ever sell myself for sex in real life, although I've done it irl a few times where a guy has paid me to cuddle and play video games with him.

>>37082211
Well you're kinda right. He shouldn't be so desperate by buying you stuff to get affection in return. The guy is stupid as fuck. He must be very lonely.

>>37082500
No, that's more of a trashy girl thing. The type that uses tinder and whatnot will definitely send nudes to Chad, but (depending on your location) there's a good portion of women who have at least some self-respect and won't really share nudes out of their own volition.

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>>37082500
Uh.. no.
I've spoken to Chads before and never felt the need to send a nude.

Money > Chads.

>>37082511
So he paid to cuddle with you and it lead to sex, is what you're saying instead?

I would pay to take you out every night. Buy you cute clothes to wear as we go out. All I'd ask for would be to see your panties once in a while. That'd be perfect.

>>37082511
>paid me to cuddle and play video games

Why are you such a horrible person, you couldn't have just put your ego aside for a second to make someone happy? You just had to have some illusion of control, you're weak.

>>37082529
>Is a literal whore for money
>"I'm not trashy like thoes other girls"

Ladies and gentlemen, fembot logic.

>>37082511
You've just been hanging out with poorfag autistic robots too much. How much for a weekend of you being my sex toy? $1k?

>>37082552
I'm not a woman, nor am I OP, who is also not likely to be a woman

>>37082534
Only beta cucks pay for nudes.

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>>37082545
No, I'm a virgin. I refuse to do anything sexual (irl) for money. I don't send nudes or cam (sexually) either.

I'd be happy to flash you my panties (that you bought me) whenever you wanted if you were taking me out to dinner and buying me cute clothes.
>>37082552
That anon wasn't me, but I feel the same way. I don't send nudes, even for a 10/10 Chad.

>>37082511
Just find out how much he makes a week and "-" all expenses he have to keep himself moving. Then you will know how much you can realistically ask.

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>>37082557
Read post above, I'm a virgin and plan on staying that way until I meet someone I love.
I've gotta have some standards.

>>37082616
>fembot
>having standards

>>37082601
You think you can post weeb shit to distract us from the fact you're a shitty person?

>>37082616
>Fembot who literally does porn
>Thinks anyone will love her

Kekius Maximus

>>37082511
I like the idea of girls like you, I'd like to have a gf who is a manipulative jew, but in reality all the girls that do shit like this also tend to have a background of 5+ past boyfriends, half of which abused them, and half of which they cheated on, childhood baggage, some meme mental disorders, they're just shit people in general.
As per the two new posts you supposedly don't, but then again chances are you're a girl(male) at best.

>>37082601
What about kissing?

I'd buy you as many frilly, lace and shimapan panties as you could handle.

Is there any chance of you falling in love with someone you're dominating like that? What do you want in a guy? Or would you drop me once you find someone you love?

>>37082601
There are sites where you can sell your virginity. If you are qt you could make tens or hundreds of thousands.

>>37082616
>I'm a camwhore
>but I'm totally a pure virgin with high standards!

>>37082069
>>37082158
>>37082382

Stop bullying me.
please, I'll cry. I don't wanna cry.

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>>37082644
I do porn? I talk sexually to guys, and I play video games with them for money. What kind of porn are you watching?

>>37082645
Had 1 boyfriend of 4 years, we split up 3 years ago, (I'm 21) and ever since then I've been doing what I'm doing.

>>37082646
If you paid enough, and you weren't a complete smelly virgin I'd consider kissing.
It's possible, I didn't plan on dating my first boyfriend but I fell in love with him.
Honestly? All I want in a guy is someone who loves me, plays video games and is able to look after both of us while I'm a stay at home wife.

The reason this all started is because of those things, when me and my boyfriend broke up I started talking to other people, someone offered me money to hang out with them on the weekend and it went from there, I started enjoying using virgins for their money even though deep down I find it cute and I could possibly fall in love with one.

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>>37082145
don't listen to those moralfags
keep toying with him and post screens

>>37082726
You were 18, he was presumably older than that, you dated for 4 years and you haven't had sex the entire time?

>>37082763
Why are you replying to larper you fag?

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>ill just fapped to this thread

>>37082726
What video games do you play? You sound absolutely perfect. I want to splurge on a cute NEET housewife as she keeps the place clean while gaming all day. Where do you live?

Would you continue taking money from other losers like me while you were dating?

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>>37082763
Nope, I wasn't ready and wasn't sure he was the right one.

>>37082746
Here you go anon, here's some desperate virgin action from last night.

>>37082794
Most threads on this board are full of larpers so your point is fairly moot

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>>37082820
Anything that isn't an FPS, MMOs are my main game. I doubt we live in the same Country. Australia.

If we were officially dating? No.
If I was just using you? Yes.

>>37082821
Moar.
He looks autistic enough to send mony desu

>>37082852
What part of Australia? It's a pretty big place.

What MMOs are you currently playing?

Would you at least tell me about it while you were using me?

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Oh man this thread has made me feel better about myself, thanks lads!

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>>37082821
how do find girls in games? i want be their toy to
and then murder them if i got rejected

>>37082825

I wasn't making a point though, I was asking a question.

Clearly you aren't using the family Braincell today.

>>37082726
>bf of 4 years
>still a virgin

You only attract the most desperate beta cucks. Chads or even normies wouldn't put up with your bullshit.

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>>37082868
Victoria, WoW and League.
I'm gonna be honest, if you were a good supply of money and lying to you would ensure I would still get my money, then yeah, I'd probably lie.

>>37082921
That's fine with me. Chads and normies wouldn't give me as much money as lonely virgins would.

>>37082912
>this picture
Lmfao reminds me of all those femdom vids with shit actors

>>37082931
I'm from QLD, playing WoW, FF14 and DotA 2. A shame you're not a bit closer. I'd start paying for you from this weekend onwards for a cute dinner date before agreeing on how much to cuddle afterwards. I might be awkward and not charismatic but at least I'll have enough to keep paying you.

I'd rather you tell me about it, the humiliation would just deepen my desire to keep paying for you to keep you around. You're everything I've ever desired.

>>37082821
>tfw I would do something like this
That's a lot of fucking calls tho

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>>37082009
I do. And i practically had the same experience with a bunch of other guys adding me and declaring their undying love for me within the span of 5 days.

Do you use steam?
Any way i could contact you?
I'd really like being friends with someone like you

>>37082955
That's where you are wrong, sugar tits. Chads and normies would give you a lot more. But in return you also need to be a good little slut and spread your legs.

Are you hot tho or just some fat chick catfishing a sperg?

>>37082931
Where do you even meet these kind of guys? Where do these kind of guys even meet you?

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>>37082969
You have no idea.
(Picture related)

>>37082965
What a shame.
Although I'm sure there a plenty of girls in your area who are willing to cuddle and go on dates with you for money.
You sound really cute though.

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>>37082211
>I left him alone for 12 hours and I woke up to 60 missed calls and he added me on his "alt" account to make sure I wasn't ignoring him.
Jesus fuck, that poor little autist.
Have your fun OP, I can't fucking stand people like that myself, I always have to tell them off due to the cringe even if they want to buy me stuff.

>>37083009
Jesus Christ

Reminds me of something I did when I was young, I called this girl like 30 times in a row just because I was trying to leave the perfect voicemail message. I didn't realize that all of those calls would show up on her phone as missed calls and it made me look like a needy bitch. The relationship ended after that event.

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>>37083000
I'd say I'm more cute than hot, which is why I attract more attention from virgins. However, I do workout almost everyday and try and eat as clean as possible just for the simple reason I enjoy cosplaying in my own time.

>>37083005
Lan parties, cons, and online gaming.

>>37083009
I don't want those girls. I don't want normies. I want a cute nerdy little WoW gamer like you who manipulates weak men like me into paying for them. I want you to tease me about it while we cuddle. To give a teasing last panty flash as I pay you for the night. To talk about nerdy interests like WoW and weeb anime, knowing that I have your attention over all the other boys.

I don't want other girls. I want you. I need you.

>>37083009
How can you stand this kind of behavior for a measly 150 dolla? No income?

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>>37083062
mfw the orbiters start to gather

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>>37083063
I work, the money is great bonus, but I also enjoy the teasing. I enjoy knowing someone is this obsessed with me.

>>37083062
Aw that's so cute, anything stopping you from buying a plane ticket?

>he has the virgin stutter
i thought this was just a myth

I'm a Chad and can help y'all.

>proud of being a parasitic tick
Yeah fuck off

>>37083090
I already have an established career here, which is how I'd be able to support doting on you so much. What about if I flew you around?

You're far cuter, with your catgirl images and teasing manner. Would it cost extra to see you in cosplay? What have you done so far?

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>>37082490
>self harm cuts on leg

>>37083126
eChad up in here MY MAN

>>37083151
I'm not. I'm a pathetic weak nerd with no charisma, no dress sense, who has only been able to afford buying shitloads of figurines to stave off the loneliness through computer work. I have nothing else to spend money on.

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>>37083126
Holo, Miku and Osana are the only ones I've made/worn so far. Yes it would cost extra because it takes a lot of effort to do everything and get into cosplay. I've only had one other person pay me to wear cosplay with him.

>>37083107
You have no idea how common it is.

>>37083184
How much for you to cosplay Holo and cuddle with me? I've dreamed of that my entire life ; _ ;

I cosplay too actually so I know how hard getting into costume is

>>37083107
>implying virgins are the only people that stutter
I didn't just stop being anxious as soon as I put my penis in a girl

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>>37082009

>tfw used to do this as a form of entertainment normally from some mmorpg

Honestly if you're female and not doing this you may aswell be actually retarded


I have a somewhat interesting story if I was to dig, if anyone wants to read that is

Please respond

Mootblox origami

>>37082852
What part of Australia are you in? I bet you're from melbourne

>>37083297
She already answered. Stay away from her. She's mine. I need her more than you can imagine.

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>>37083217
Depends how long you want to talk/cuddle for.
I'd easily cuddle for 2 hours and cosplay for you for $250

Pic related is the cosplay I went after, her costume isn't difficult/uncomfortable to wear.

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>>37083311
That's fine, I already have someone like this and she's 100% better than this ugly cunt.

>tfw no fembot to tease me and spend money on
must be neet though

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>>37083289
Would love to hear.
Sounds feminist to say, even though I'm not the slightest bit feminist, I'm all for encouraging females to use their best potential and make money with their youth while they still have it.

>>37083333
For that price you can get a hooker who is hotter than you and have sex with her.

I did something like this.
Pretended to be female and lead on a guy for a couple months, he ended up buying me 50 games and over 20 dlc.
Lmao poor guy. After he found out I was a guy he just dissapeared, never heard from him again.

>>37083380
>tfw no boy to dominate me
Fuck this gay earth

>>37083366
Fuck you. Her inner beauty if peerless. You know nothing.

>>37083333
That's cheaper than I expected. Do you have pics of your costume at least so I can know what to expect?

How much to make you exclusive to me? Or does that only come from winning your heart? This teasing here with you has made me feel more alive than I have in years. I need you.

>>37083408
If you're a girl in Europe I can do that easypeasy

>>37083399
How could you be so naive? Poor guy indeed, what a dumbass tho

>>37083411
I hope you're going to murder this roastie when you meet her.

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>>37083389
Yes, you're right. Hooker.

He doesn't want a hooker, like most lonely virgins. They want a girl who will play video games with them (and be good at them) who will talk to them about anime and be their waifu gf.

>>37083425
Murder her with attention. A cute anime girl in real life is better than my figurines. I'll never get that opportunity or chance again.

>>37083333
>I'd easily cuddle for 2 hours and cosplay for you for $250
what country? i would pay for this

I wonder if this whole thread is a big bait...
Well, whatever, it's healthier not to react this time anyway.

>>37083333
Yo I live in Melbourne, I'll pay you $900 for 3 days of cuddling and kissing.

>>37083423
Lol nah I'm no girl

I wish

>>37083434
God you know me so deeply it's depressing. I wish I knew you sooner. I wish I knew you more. I wish I had you now.

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>>37083384

Ok this is from a little while back,

>be really into runescape at the time (already played it for 7 years or something)
>some guy in full dyed armor and wearing a white phat is walking around obviously showing his stuff
(dyed armor is the equivalent of 2b coins per armor piece), partyhats can be double that price
>decide to just talk to him about some random problems
>within two days he essentially begs me to be his GF
>he talk and he gets to know "me" more, along with him telling literally everything about himself
>pretty much the second I log on he trys to talk to me and starts complimenting etc
>at this point hes in full orbit mode, although has never even seen a pic of me
>this whole time have been leading him on through text
>sussed out that this guy is not only rich in game, but is rich in real life aswell as he has obviously spent tens of thousands of dollars on the game (through buying XP lamp promotions and stuff)
>he becomes really eager to meet me, as he assumes I'm what I described (average stacey)
>he starts planning on where "we" could go together
>he is literally going to buy both of us tickets, to fly anywhere in the world
>he is willing to literally fly to an airport at where "I" live just so we can then travel together
>didn't want to fuck up his year for no reason, eventually blocked him to stop him from messaging me


If I was born a legitimate stacy I could be travelling around with an extremely rich, daddys boy
That was probably the most extreme case, most of the time its just betas giving me stuff

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>>37083411
I wouldn't post pictures of myself on here, sorry. I have friends who come on here, and more than likely guys I've used/am using.

It would only come from winning my heart.

>>37083510
Oh you're not actually a girl? The amount of desperate virgins on Runescape is crazy, all my stats were paid by someone else just because I'm female and I have a feminine name.

>>37083553
What would be the most convenient way to message you privately?

I'll do my best to win your heart. I want to take care of you in every way.

>>37083553
>>37083466
;_; please answer me, I'm serious about this.

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>>37083593
I could add you on kik? Other than that, I wouldn't trust adding someone from r9k anywhere else.

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>>37083627
I highly doubt I would actually meet up with someone from r9k, that's asking to either be raped or murdered.

>>37083648
Whatever that's your loss. I'll spend that shit on a new GPU instead.

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>>37083683
I'm sure I wouldn't be saying it's my loss when I'm tied up in your basement while you use me like a little toy.

>>37083452
It's just a handful of autistic NEETs LARPing as women.

>>37083648
>>37083714
You're overestimating /r9k/. Even though there definitely are people here who would want to rape and murder girls, they're all way too big pussies to actually do it IRL. Not to say that being cautious is wrong.

>>37083628
skyctankep. I'm looking forward to obsessing over you.

>>37083714
>implying that's not exactly what you want, you slut

>>37082009
i cant get any fucking girl to treat me like this
even after i pay them and explciitly tell them how to fucking act
and here it is happening naturally, like i want it to happen to me

fucking life man

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>>37083775
Was I not convincing enough? I wouldn't want someone to tie me up, turning me into a mindless slave for all their sick perverted fantasies.

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>>37083714
I don't have a basement I live in an apartment in the middle of Melbourne, there is no way I could kidnap you without someone knowing.

If you're still interested in the $900 here's my Snapchat. Don't expect me to orbit you or anything, I'm not that pathetic.

>>37082009
>pic from Tumblr
Get the fuck out. You lost my respect before the thread even started.

>>37083810
i bet youre already fingering yourself even slightly imagining a dirty virgin's smelly dick violating and using your holes you dirty whore.

these threads are not better than trap threads
/pol/ doesn't know shit about board quality

>>37083009
>tfw I'm a girl and I act like this with my bf sometimes
is there something wrong with me ;-;

>>37082009
ayo gurl join my discord xD
/ZgHkKw

>>37083940
There's a lot more tolerance for this when girls do it, but you should tone it down either way

>>37083810
Of course I won't imprison you naked into my basement in chains and use a combination of sleep deprivation, drugs, hypnosis to turn you into mindless sex slave.

>>37082601

What is the endgame here though, if not for getting Chad.

>>37083628

OP please add me. I dont know why but you sound like such a sweet girl, i really want to get to know you.

My kik is r9kthrowaway1

>>37082066
>>37082298

Join my discord! I didnt know other girls did too. I want to talk to you guys. Only join if youre a girl. I will check each person. If you're a guy you'll get banned.

https://discord( dot )gg/KMnjans

>tfw haven't met someone I felt attracted to in years
>probably lost the ability to love
>tfw no quirky fembot to pull me out of my depression hole

>She comes to virgin central to bully desperate boys to feel like she's hot shit.

Weak bait and if it's not, it's because you know damn well that any guy who is decent and not desperate for pussy would see through your weak masquerade and see the vain, insecure baby that you are.

Tell us about your issues, OP. Daddy wasn't there? He didn't love you? Or maybe he loved you a bit too much?

Can guarantee OP is a dickhead who got toyed with in the same way/got fucked over my other person and now they're just taking it out on others. Just destroy the toxic cycle, accept the fact that some people are cunts and stop leeching off of this poor guy. You're not helping anyone, not even yourself.
Or it's bait. Or OP's a psychopath/sociopath.

>>37082009
With the abundance of these threads, how can anyone be stupid enough to believe there are actual biological women here

>>37084873
It's always daddy issues with these types. Literally every single time. If "she" says there weren't then it's definitely just some retard LARPing.

>>37082009
>obligatory
KILL YOURSELF YOU ROASTY WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37084013
Yeah, I'm trying. He's gotten upset once at me for pretty much asking for his attention 24/7 and me getting upset when he can't always be there, which looking at it now is really selfish of me and I feel bad about it sometimes.

>>37085215
stupid clingy whore

>>37083940
>>37085215
Where do I find girls like you. Where did you meet? I NEED A GF LIKE YOU. I NEED HER NOW

>>37085721
I met my bf on 4chan in a general on /vg/
Funny thing is I was the one who approached him, his voice is seriously the sexiest thing in the world. I just visited him back in february and we've been a thing for almost a year, had to wait to see him because he was being conscripted for 9 months.
I miss him and the distance hurts ;~; but he's such a good person to me, even when I'm being too emotional and over thinking things he still loves me <3
I really hope I'm not hurting him by being sad all the time though.

>>37085883
What? A general on vg? How do you ask someone out when people are randomly talking about games? Did he ask for contacts or said something that made you contact him?

>>37085721
I'm very needy too with my robot boyfriend, I met him here. Though that's because he doesn't like to chat (with anyone as a rule, even his family) but still makes an effort for me since we're in a LDR.
I'm the one who gets upset sometimes since it looks like he doesn't really care, I know he does but it's just frustrating sometimes. I try not to be too clingy though even if he says he likes it

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>>37082009
Why have you not gotten orbiters yet, anon?

>>37085930
How long ago? Did you contact him or did he? What kind of thread? What did he say?

Why wasn't it me?

>>37085990
Around three months ago in a fembot thread. He was posting about how he hated most women because of the ones in his family and I replied to him, he didn't reeee at me and in the end he posted his kik.
I was really nervous about adding him and hesitated for a good 45min before doing so, only because he asked if I was still there.

First robot I added on r9k and it feels like I won the lottery. We're physically really compatible too so it's nice.

>>37086090
>three months ago
No you're joking. Where do you live? What are your interests. I'm going to hang myself if you are what I'm looking for all this time and Chad ONCE AGAIN cucked me.

>>37085883
>tfw could have good voice but never practice talking

>>37086129
I live in Europe. I'm an asian qt cheslet with a nice butt fyi so if you don't like chestlets you didn't lose anything.
I like paranormal/creepy stuff and mythology and my hobbies include cooking (and baking).

>>37082066
Fucking disgusting succubus, I hope a Chad dick splits you into oblivion

>>37086160
>tfw have decent voice
>current temp job is at a call center
>have to hear "You have a sexy voice", "You should be on radio", etc. on a fucking daily basis
I got a call yesterday where a guy immediately started tearing up his sides trying to explain I sounded like I was from some movie and should have a bottle of something and burning incense with me. No fucking clue what he meant.

>>37086253
I'm in Europe too. Asian chestlet? I have zero physical standards so you're perfect in my book.

You don't game though, so I guess the loss isn't that bad. I'd really like a gf like you who also games as much as me.

Any vidya turboclingy fembots reading this please respond ;-;

>>37086319
Uh I actually game kek. I've been gaming ever since I was 4 or something because of my older brother.
But right now I'm busy because of school so I didn't mention it since I don't have the time to play anything right now

>>37086363
FUck my life senpai. Why couldn't you have contacted me.

I don't suppose you play any of the following:
WoW
MC
Planetside 2
Guild Wars 2
League
Diablo
PoE

>tfw euro clingy gamer fembot got snatched by Chad wherever he is
Guess I gotta up my fembot thread lurking and contactfagging

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>>37086253
Mythology fuck yeah

I pretended to be a girl for about two months and got some virgin loser to "fall for me." Got him to fly halfway across the world to meet me IRL and when he got there no shit I wasn't there. I didn't even live there.

Shit is so fun. They'll give you all sorts of free shit just because they think "oh you gave me attention, that means you love me!"

>>37085928
It was a teamspeak of a quickly dying general. Kinda just turned into a circlejerk of ten or so of us who play whatever together.
>>37086160
It's a mix of his accent and how deep his voice is, I'm not the only one who finds his voice like super awesome either. People always talk about his voice and it makes me kind of happy because he's all mine!

>>37086415
If you're talking about D3 then no I played it but didn't like it.
I used to play D2 before I got too busy. I'm also planning on starting PoE with another anon I met there next month when I'm done with exams

Also my boyfriend wasn't really Chad-tier back then. He's really tall but he's an autistic NEET. He's enrolling in the military and getting out of NEETdom now though. He lives in the US

>>37086528
>really tall but an autistic NEET
not the guy you've been replying to but this is exactly me.

>>37086528
>He's enrolling in the military and getting out of NEETdom now though. He lives in the US
I'm the other needy girl with a robot bf in this thread and this is what my bf is doing except in a nordic country

>>37086528
>>37086545
>He's really tall but he's an autistic NEET.

Describes me too, except not NEET.
6'2 can't talk to girls.

Well maybe this thread I can find my euro turboclingy gamer gf.

>>37086591
Heh nice, how are you guys dealing with the distance? My bf is leaving for BMT in a week, it's going to be really hard only being able to send letters.

>>37086615
He's 6'3 and blushes when we skype, even without the mic.

>>37086615
I'm 6'5 and skelly mode, diagnosed with Asperger's. I'm looking for a US turboclingy gamer gf.

>>37086667
No I wouldn't blush over cam. I'd be unable to look into the camera or your cam. Just constantly averting my gaze.

>>37086674
How skelly are u bro. my BMI is 18.6 kek. .1 point higher than underweight.

>>37086718
19.6, not quite as skelly as you.

>>37086667
lots of video games, sleeping together, skype and masturbation lol
He's leaving in a month but if his home country is anything like what he did as a conscript finland we'll be able to skype on the weekends at worst.

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If he changes his opinion just for you then he's a retarded puppy. I say keep toying with him

https://youtu.be/hi5C7TrNcrc


this is how i imagine all the robots posting in this thread to be like.

God damn, i really hate women, this board is making me seriously and unironically hate women when i didnt before

>>37082009
>fembots
you misspelled catfish

>>37086718
He actually averts his gaze a lot and fidgets, but I find it really cute. He was obese before though so not skelly at all, still losing weight now and probably going to get fitter in the military

>>37086854
He def will
My bf started getting into fit stuff when we started being a thing and now his body is kind of stunning. He makes me drool~

>>37082009
King youth selve

>>37086934
I actually don't mind his current body, I love him either way. But he keeps saying he'd going to get a six-pack so I can feel it when we see each other in a few months kek

>>37086854
>>37086934
>>37087023

Fit ""autistic"" NEETs can apparently flirt and masturbate with girls on skype. Yeah that's the true hallmark of a robot right there. You got failed normies, and you'll see the signs once an irl girl flirts with them and fucks them because of their bodies. Oh god it will be glorious to watch this collapse.

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>>37082009


>land meself a new job
>see a smoking hot college colleague
>go say "Hi" to her
>she smiles and starts talking alot to me
>then she tries to avoid me, but when I salute her she puts on a big grin again and starts talking random shit
>anxiety visible on her face
>one of these days, as she was leaving office, she touches my arm and runs her hand up on the shoulder and tells me "good night, have an easy work", waves at me and leaves

Damn, so smoking hot girls can be incredibly shy and have anxiety panic attacks too.

>>37087097
Stop being so salty will you?

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>>37087158

i forgot to mention that i'm not very good looking, with a bit of gut, and I'm always myself', even if that means burping and farting in public. I'm an yokel in a suit and my pig-iron antics are my pride and joy.

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You faggots will literally believe anything if someone attaches cute anime girl pictures and a couple photoshopped/faked bait images to their roleplaying fantasies.

>even if this is bait, there are actual women like this walking around out there thinking this kind of thing is acceptable

Absolutely haram. Sometimes i feel like the west isnt worth trying to save..

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>join small online group
>1 girl who the other guys orbit
>don't give her any special attention
>she adds me a week later and sends me PMs constantly
>flashes tits and pussy within a couple weeks without me asking
>pours her heart out a month later

Why do girls like guys who don't care about them?

>>37082086
It just needs a comma
>Don't you love teasing virgins, fembots?
If you want to add more intensity you could type
>Don't you LOVE teasing virgins, fembots?

Anyways, fuck this bitch. If you don't like him while he's clearly making advances just say you don't like him and don't lead him to a heartbreak

>>37082009
I will tell you what girl... from my experience, this guy only wants to have sex with you. Men tend to exagerate compliments when they want to fuck a girl, and they usually don't even meant them.
If you seek an emotional conection, he is not the right one.1