A Stacy coworker of mine decided to be really deep, and shared

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>>37081653
Original second picture

Ori

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>>37081658
Original third picture

Ori

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>>37081664
Original fourth picture

Ori

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>>37081677
Original fifth picture

Ori

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>>37081682
Original sixth and final pictur

>new books
>seeing your favourite book made into a movie
Literally one of the things I dread most about any of the media I consume.
Also all my favourite bands are old and have dead members anyway.

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Half of these are meaningless platitudes, the other half are simply hedonistic pleasures you'd have to be braindead to desire.

>>37081701
1 reason TO commit suicide
1.You won't have to read this stupid long list

>>37081701
>next season of your favorite show
>sequel to your favorite movie
>food
>cute baby animals

The majority of what she shared is so pathetically basic and superficial. I fail to see how cute baby animals is a reason to deter a suicidal person from doing the deed. This just shows how one dimensional and simple normalfags are.

>>37081693
>be your own hero
kek

>>37081736
>>37081653
2 reasons TO commit suicide
1.You won't have to read this stupid long list
2.You replied to the wrong person

What a basic fucking bitch.

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Valid points: 1-3, 25 (though I have anime in mind instead of normie TV), 42, 49, 90, 97

The extroverted, perfect mental health normalfag is strong with this list.

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>reasons not to commit suicide
>experience life
but that's exactly what got me here in the first place

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none of those things interest me or are true in my case. fuck you stacey.

>>37081677
>you could save someone's life

I don't care about others happiness. I want everyone to suffer as much as I do.

As a non depressed person with kind of a lust for life, some of these are so fucking stupid. I'll list.
>everyone will miss you
>you are so beautiful/precious/I love you
>the people who bullied you are failures and you're better than them
>you are NEVER alone
>you are super smart
>you're so talented
>the world wouldn't be the same if you weren't alive
>your life can only get better

These are out and out, OUT AND OUT lies to give you that sheen of self denial, that ego that normies have.
People are flawed, weak and often bad. Trying to build yourself up by saying you're amazing no matter what seems like one of the most self destructive things ever.
If someone were in the depths of depression you really think that them going "actually I'm SO smart and talented" will make things better?
Fuck off.

>>37081770
This list isn't aimed at legitimately damaged suicidal robots. It's target demographic are teenage girls that cut across the street for attention. They haven't even experienced life yet.

>There is advanced quality of life calculus that goes into suicide considerations

People who post this shit really don't understand suicide/depression. In reality, it's just virtue signalling bullshit.

1 is legit
3 is legit
4 is legit for about a year, but people move on generally
7 is semi legit
10 is legit
12 is legit, drinking is nice
16 and 17 are legit for me
19 is legit
25 is legit
40 makes me want to kill myself, fuck jew york
49 is legit when it happens
52 is the best reason on the list
74 is legit for me as a detective
85 is legit

The rest are kind of shitty reasons.

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>>37081653
>drinking hot chocolate is meant to prevent me from killing myself

I bet she's never had any real struggle in her life. Probably attractive. Lived life on easy mode. She can't feel any real empathy towards suicidal people because struggling and pain is completely alien to her.

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>>37081838
Actually, that's one of the more valid points. I really fucking love hot chocolate.

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>>37081664
>49. Being in a relationship with somebody you love

>>37081835

>As a detective

Trying to figure out why your roastie mum has so many BBC pics in her phone and doesn't buy you tendies as much anymore doesn't make you a detective.

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>>37081693
>90. Cuddling

NORMIES

>>37081860
Fuck, I do too, but still

>>37081677
>hugs
>kisses
What are those?

Most of those are reasons why people kill themselves.

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>>37081693
>>37081748
>be your own hero
fix'd

>>37081885
I wouldn't consider that drivel desu she speaks a lot of truth

The shit about suicide is proper drivel

>>37081900
Yeah, now I don't want to kill myself... I want to kill her instead. Insenstive twat.

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There's also this. How many times have I heard "be the change you want to see in the world" or "if you're not a part of the solution, you're part of the problem". Interchangeable.

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>>37081835
>as a detective
If your job is to scour 4chan for leads, you're not actually doing any good in the world, Mr. FBI Detective.

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She also posted this drivel. It's addressing her 15 year old son, after he made some "le humanity is shit" trash with a gun emoji. This 15 year old half Filipino 5'5 manIet also went on a fucking date a couple of weeks back.

Having to live in a society with people who would write something like that is why I want to fucking kill myself.

http://notesfromtherecoveringselfharmer.tumblr.com/40reasonsnottocommitsuicide

Here's some more.

>that special person

The fact that so many of these reference having a spouse makes me angry

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>>37081653
>>37081658
>>37081664
>>37081677
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>>37081693
couldnt you merge these into 1? i hate 4chan's character limit

So basically looks like it TELLS me there is no point in life, at least for me

>why shouldn't I kill myself
>FLOWERS XD
I'd kill her then myself

>>37082103
I would if I could, but I'm on my phone waiting for a ferry.

>>37081653
>>37081658
>>37081664
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>>37081693
>all these points with friends, not being alone, food, travelling, and family
They do realize a vast majority of people who consider suicide don't have these and the money do to it right?

>>37081754
1 reason NOT to commit suicide
1. This made me laugh way harder than was logical or necessary

>>37081653
>>37081658
>>37081664
>>37081677
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>>37081693
Suicidal people could give less of a damn about any of these things because tehy would not find pleasure in any of them

Obviously written by someone who has never even remotely considered suicide

>>37081653
she is just trying to help dude dont be a faggot

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>>37081835
>as a detective
>as a detective
>as a detective
>as a detective
>as a detective

No matter how many time I read it I still laugh, holy shit.

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>>37082559
This thread is literally my best laugh in weeks. I'm laughing at pretty much every post in this thread. I guess I'll just kill myself later so I can join my sides who have alrady departed for heaven.

>>37081860
Drink so much of it that you start hating the taste, then you can proceed killing yourself

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Top fucking laugh these are great. These might stop a non-depressed person from killing themselves but non-depressed people don't kill themselves lol.

Depressed people couldn't care less about most of these things, half of them are reasons WHY they would kill themselves (or lack of these things).

Call her out on her bullshit OP (you won't, pussy)

At least call her out on repeating herself so much to desperately make it to 100.

>>37082512
It's a Stacy posting, do you really think they could understand the concept of having nothing

>>37081653
>>37081658
>>37081664
>>37081677
>>37081682
>>37081693

People who write this shit don't understand what suicide really means.

None of this matters because you will be dead. You won't miss anything because you won't exist. Your parents will be sad but you won't be around to see it. It literally is the permanent solution to all of your problems.

>>37082634
Right? Who was the comedian who said the line between crying and laughing is a matter of spin, or something like that?

For some reason 4chan is the funniest fucking place on earth when all of the anons gather together in their vortex of suicidally depressed negativity. It's really amazing.

For some reason even this >>37082586
made me actually lol. This thread is gold.

>>37082823
>>37082578
>>37081735
>>37081804
OP. should compile some of these responses and leave them as a reply for her

>>37081653
I've read this shit and now I want to kms even more, thanks.

>>37081653
100 reason and only 1,2,5 apply to me. Really made me realize it's time to kms.

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>>37081653
whats your normie friends fb? I legitimitly feel triggered enough to pm her and go into detail as to why each of these things are bullshit and explain that vapid and shallow one dimensional whores like her are part of the reason why some people want to kill themselves and that she should take a bath with a toaster in solidarity.

Normies at it again. If I were you OP, I'd kill myself and leave a note behind, saying it's her fault and that her list made you feel depressed and suicidal.

>>37081653
Might as well call it "100 reasons not to kill yourself over meme-depression".
>>37081664
>temporary problem
It's a permanent problem though. Nobody's even trying to find a cure.

>>37083035
its simple really, just be a complete insufferable cunt to your family until your family hates you, sell your pets on facebook.Then you end your worthless life with no regrets

>>37081658
>get married
>being in a relationship
>you are so loved
>meeting new people
>you matter/you are important/not worthless
>hugs
>kisses
Why would you post this here of all places? You know that the main poster-core here is KV and is basically banned by society from having those things, suicide or not, right?

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Everyone's missing the point.
>None of those are reasons to live
>she's lying to herself if she thinks this gives her life meaning
No shit - if someone is publically talking about why it's bad to kill yourself, maybe it's because they are struggling with suicidal thoughts. Like maybe she's actually in a really dark place in her life

>>37083098
You got it wrong. Op is not trying to convince anyone not to do it.

>>37081653
Number 8 is categorically wrong. When I was 15 I was sick of life and wanted to kill myself. Had I then my parents would have been sad and my brother would have been sad, that's it.
Now if I do it I would be leaving behind a brother, father, wife and 2 children. It never gets better or easier you just feel like you deserve this shitshow more and more. If you want to kill yourself seriously consider what the future will be if you don'w now.

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ROLL

Originals Origineeeells

This thread is both depressing as hell and fucking funny.

Top zozzle lads

The only thing to considere in that list is the family part (and that killing oneself isnt that easy).
Anything else is such bullshit on that list.

>>37081658
What's with all the lazy one word points? "Art" and "drive" are not good reasons for why I shouldn't hang because they aren't reasons, they're just things this roastie cunt likes.

>>37081653
The reasons I actually didn't do it.
>Parents
>Video games and 4chan distract me from the impulses
Probably why I'm doing so poorly in college. I don't care about life outside my diatractions and my parents.

>>37081653
1. Good, fuck them
2. I'd probably take my brother with Mr
3. Maybe but they'll get over it
4. Doubtful
5. I'm already in a position where I can only see my puppy once or twice a month and when I do he seems resentful that I've left
6. BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
7. See #6
8. Wow maybe if I give it another 11 years it will get better!
9. I don't give a fuck about other people, who's going to help me
10. Do you think I'm rich?
11. Get this hippie bullshit out of here
12. Oh great drinking to solve my problems, what a great piece of advice
13. If I wanted a tattoo I'd have a fucking tattoo, it's not going to make me content with life
14. Already done that
15. No thanks, I don't really have tens of thousands of dollars laying around
16. Great, are you going to send me the bitch?
17. Can't really do that without a wife
18. I drive everyday and I hate it because I don't have money for gas
19. I already live in my own
20. Again how rich do you think I am?
21. >music saved my life >bad meme
22. I haven't cared to see a movie in years
23. See #21
24. See #23
25. How is that going to make me feel better
26. Yeah I'm still waiting on Reservoir Dogs 2, I'm sure it's just right around the corner
27. These
28. Aren't
29. Reasons
30. Not
31. To
32. Kill
33. Yourself
34. They're
35. Just
36. Things
37. You
38. Can
39. Do
40. Wow I can go to a shitty, crime infested, hopeless town that white girls think is magical because they've never seen anything outside of Broadway?
41. Not likely
42. I eat food every day
43. Have you been reading this list? If anyone is inspired by me they should off themselves too
44. I've had recurring suicidal tendencies since I was 11, at what point is it no longer temporary?
45. And there will also be times were I realize I'd I had done it sooner I would have saved everyone a lot of pain
46. You don't know me
47. I'm a dime a dozen douchebag that any self-respecting person would avoid
48. Oh, more white girl nonsense?
Cont.

The one and only true reason not to kill yourself:
Death might be worse.

Thank you OP. I feel inspired to live now because I can see a bunch of different animals in person.

But for real, this is a good list for a teenage girl who is considering killing herself over some stupid shit. But it isn't for us.

>>37081693
>ifunny watermark
I keked

>>37084006
I don't know about girls but as a teenager this would had just mildly annoyed me.

>>37084024
Because you were propably an edgy and le deep teenager, not a 16 yo normie girl that just broke up with her bf

>>37081653
>1 It's something your parents never get over.
Okay, I thought that was list of reasons to NOT do it, but looks like you've convinced me.
I'll get the double-barrel from my granddads safe and google the angle to shoot.

>>37081653
>It'll destroy your best friends
>Everyone will miss you
rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee filthy stacies don't know what it means to be alone and depressed. filthy sluts cannot fanthom being alone.

This is so fucking stupid. I'm not even being edgy or advocating for suicide, but this is a fucking stupid list. This was clearly written by someone who really doesn't give a shit about suicidal people, doesn't get them, doesn't understand the mindset, and was only thinking about how deep and caring this list would make them look to other shallow, superficial twats.

"You are so beautiful." "You are so precious." "I love you." You've never even fucking met me. This list was a meaningless masturbation session for the author. What a load of shit.

>>37081653
I used to be an alpha and to travel a lot, this didn't save me.

I wonder what Stacey thinks when she posts shit like that. Does she even recall?

>>37081664
53 is a lie people tell themselves to feel better
A better version of it is everyone who bullied you will be moderately successful but their lives will be empty after a while

>>37081658
>have a job get a forst paycheck
This feel is pretty nice tho senpai

>>37083974
49. Where is this slut coming from?
50. You don't fucking know me
51. Does sunrise count if you already have sunset?
52. They don't give a shot about me, they probably haven't thought about me in years
53. Sure doesn't look that way
54. You mean coffee, or $7 a cup "coffee" from Starbucks?
55. Tea is for English people and elderly southern people
56. Going to Disneyland just for a reason not to kill myself should be on another list called "100 reasons why you should kill yourself"
57. Let me guess "kittens", "rainbows", and "they way he looks at you" are going to be making appearances on this list as well
58. Jumping off rooftops?
59. I already hate the people I know, I don't need more of them
60. Nothing matters.
61. Nothing is important
62. Doubtful
63. You don't know things about my life
64. I don't want new friends
65. Really? Cause when I look through my phone trying to find someone to call who would care about me being in this situation I can't find anyone.
66. Literally yes, but in what I have to offer this world there are millions of others
67. A mentally ill college dropout?
68. See #67
69. Are you 7?
70. With who?
71. Overrated
72. Please don't just start listing in things you can do again
73. Then I'll be suicidal and look like an asset
74. I'd suggest they kill themselves too. Life is just a long painful road leading to the realization that the only way out is death.
75. Not really
76. I live in the Midwest where the fuck am I going to find a beach
77. Fair point, not going to criticize everything
78. ... and then getting ready for my underpaid job?
79. Cold wet and miserable
80. Please god don't make me see my family
81. Excitement! Isn't! A! Reason! Not! To! Kill! Yourself!
82. Who would give me this hypothetical present
83. Just another day
84. Nope many years of failure have proved that that's not true
85. This isn't a reason not to kill yourself
86. Yes it would,
Cont.

>>37084253
Nobody cares about your individual response to each one
Stop

>>37084253
87. Not a reason
88. I shouldn't be anyone's hero
89. Not a reason
90. With who
91. Not a reason
92. Just white girl bills hit
93. Realizing you'll never see your long distance friend again?
94. You mean absolutely crazy shit like dancing and stargazing?
95. Can't do that
96. Not all scars heal
97. Kittens?
98. No it can get worse, if I lose my job I won't be able to afford my house, food, car, etc
99. Don't turn this into some gay pride thing
100. Experiencing life is what made me suicidal

>>37084316
I don't give a shit you can read them anyways.

>>37081653
kys yourself my man please

>>37084115
A most realistic version is that the people who bullied you are just people who decided to be mean and can lead any type of life, destiny, karma and pop psychology are bullshit.

>>37083122
Maybe she should kill herself instead of posting irrelevant crap.

>>37084316
You cared enough to tell him that nobody cares
:^)

so why haven't you guys killed yourselves yet?

>>37081653
1. Not my problem.
2. They hate me anyway, and I hate them. Except for my first brother, he's an idiot but he's not so bad.
3. Kek.
4. Double kek.
5. I love my kitty so I wouldn't kill myself if she was still alive.
6. What.
7. What story.
8. Life's not always sunshine and rainbows.
9. I'm not a Samaritan
10. Whenever I do travel I always go where the locals are rather than getting piss drunk at bars, so I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here.
11. The only art I remotely give a shit about is music and even then a majority of it nowadays sucks.
12. I had my first vodka at 8 bitch.
13. Don't care.
14. Did that years ago, that's not really something to be proud of considering you have to try to fail at it unless if your luck is that bad.
15. Went straight into an apprenticeship and might get a course online in Phoenix, but this is not really anti suicide tier.
>>37081658
16. Shit
17. See 16
18. Got me there, I do like driving.
19. Already do, actually it's pretty nice.
20. Only went to one and it was a Fear Factory concert, it wasn't bad but not my cup of tea.
21. Got me there again.
22. Most of it is trash.
23. See 22
24. I hope it's good.
25. M*A*S*H ended decades ago.
26. Sequels tend to suck ass, very few exceptions.
27. That's up to the person, I already know quite a bit.
28. Pfft
29. Harry Potter and Hunger Games are shit tier for your information.
30. The Metro series is ending reeee
31. Please god no.
32. Eh
33. Don't see how this is a deterrent to suicide, also not really anything of note.
34. That would be nice, doubt you do it though.
35. I hunt
>>37081664
36. I do that though.
37. I'll stick with my Pripyat trip.
38. I taught myself the Cyrillic alphabet in a week and am somewhat fluent in Polish and German.
39. Planes are cooler, pun not intended.
40. Fuck that place.
41. The hell is that supposed to mean?
42. I already cook gourmet level meals.
43. I'm considered too mean to be that.

>>37083264
1 Reasons to kill yourself:
>zozzle

>>37081653
I hate most of the things she mentions and the rest aren't going to happen for me any time ever. I would care about not dying if i had someone to share shit with.

>>37081664
44. Maybe if you have a meme illness or some other bullshit.
45. Debatable.
46. This shit again.
47. reallynigga.png
48. Your priorities are fucked if this is anti suicide
49. Running out of keks here people.
50. Who the fuck are you?
51. Morning is my favorite time of day, still doesn't mean shit towards the topic at hand.
52. I'm already competitive as hell.
53. Guys please lend me some keks.
>>37081677
54. I bet you put a ton of cream and sugar in it.
55. I get that shit imported.
56. Hate them.
57. I only make campfires for one person: me.
58. What
59. I already do that since I work commercial and even then it's all purely business.
60. There's billions now and will be billions more in the future.
61. You're goddamned right I'm important, if it wasn't for people like me I buildings wouldn't be nearly as nice to be in (or stable) as they are now.
62. I made my retarded younger brother piss himself in fear multiple times, highly doubt that claim.
63. Fuck.
64. Acquaintances at best.
65. NO MORE KEKS
66. Good.
67. I just want some land in Alaska.
68. What relevance does this have to the topic? Now you're just cherry picking.
69. Bunkers are better for infinitely more reasons.
70. No thanks.
71. I HAVE NO SIDES YET I MUST KEK
72. That's called astronomy you pleb.
73. I can't dance for shit, nor do I want to.
74. So
>>37081682
75. Debatable.
76. I hate beaches.
77. I already like the rain in general.
78. I prefer to wake up earlier.
79. As long as there's no ice.
80. Fuck them.
81. See 80.
82. So what
83. I hate birthdays.
84. Meh
85. Meh
>>37081693
86. Stop lying to yourself.
87. Don't care.
88. The fuck is that supposed to mean?
89. Showers or bust.
90. No.
91. No.
92. Black coffee or tea.
93. Have none.
94. I do crazy shit myself.
95. So what?
96. NO MORE KEKS
97. Eh
98. How many times are you going to say this?
99. K
100. Varies.

This list was shitter than shit.

>drink at 21
>tattoos
fucking degen reasons to not kill yourself, better just die over doing those stupid shits

so much of this is based on consumption and contingent on having a functional family

>>37081653
maybe fucking stacies can stop laughing commenting and laughing at robotic people and they will not kill themselves

fucking sluts

>you'll never be norman enough that drinking coffee or having a bubble bath makes all the problems go away

Hopefully Mohammed doesn't scam me and dispatches the Diazepam quick so I can get some sleep.

Don't they understand you can't appreciate the little things if you're desperately unhappy in every aspect? Which is what makes up 90% of this shitty list.
>teehee romance
>teehee friendship
>teehee family
>you're beautiful
NORMANS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy shit i'm laughing

i'm not even suicidal this is just textbook normie cuntry

Everything on that lists makes me want to kill myself when I imagine doing any of it but then realize i'm actually a wheelchair cripple who's not able to even do half of the activities listed in there.

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>>37081653
Life is mundane and repetitive, there is no reason to live when life is so borring

>>37081693
Shit list, would kill my self immediately.
>no drugs
>no soda pop
>no crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women
>no videogames

>>37081653
there is something deep within yourself, it is a feeling that i can't recognize. maybe it is a hope of brighter tomorrow? i do not know what it is but it is something that keeps me going.

Literally everything after #4 isn't a reason not to kill yourself. It's just...random shit

Honestly I agree that some of these are wrong but you people in this thread who go through and provide a counter argument for each one are massive faggots with vitctim complexes who want attention

Only reason that matters.

You are an algorithm designed to not die.

Hey guis i tried number 89 and 100 and it saved life. You should give it a go for real

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>>37081693
>This is what normies actually believe
wew
eee
wew

>>37081693
>90. Cuddling
WITH WHO?!!?!?!? fucking roastie bitch

Dude she loves me now I just can't blow my brains out.

>>37081992
>Flip stacy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37081653
>parents
Dead
>siblings
Haven't seen them in 15 years
>friends
What
>pets
No pets
>writing
Nope
>drink at 21
I'm god damn 37. I drink every day.
>get married
I've done that, twice. Been divorced twice too
>live on my own
Kek I already never leave my room
>drive
Lost my licence for 5 years due to a dui
>have a job
Hahaha

This just makes me wanna kms more.

>>37082950
This, I wanted OP to tell this girl some of the most noteworthy replies.

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>Don't have a GF or social circle
>Half of the list is invalidated

>>37085848
sounds like lies. Are you perhaps a normie? Having hopes lead to failure unless you do something to achieve said hopes. However many people seem to be born without the proper tools or at least broken ones.

>>37083122
Nobody gives a shit until a person is close to the end. If you aren't holding a gun to your head, or on the edge of a cliff you're another bitch. Fuck this bitch, she's saying stupid shit. She wouldn't kill herself if I raped her, then gave her a gun to do it. She's not hurt she just wants to get attention.

>>37086041
idk mayne I've seen normies kill themselves over not getting into the specific college they want.

>>37086086
It's really fucking obvious, because only an attention seeking whore would write this shit.

>>37081664
>you are so prescious

I'm sitting on the couch drunk and have a dirty asshole and live in a single wide trailer

>>37081653
have a drink at 21?
yeh because alcohol is bad for you when you want to kill yourself anyway?
dafuq

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>>37081658
>24. Next album of your favorite band
>tfw favourite band is Weezer
>tfw this is the first single from their next album
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efPWrIvzGgc

I'm already tying the noose

>things will get better they will
the normies and their lies

1. You won't (be able to) care when you're dead

Problems are for alive people

>>37086245
They will if IF you do a certain number of things, like kill all Jews for example

>>37081658
>Get married

>Implying any one of us can do this

Thanks for teasing me, random Stacy that I don't know.

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>>37086223
>listening to post-Pinkerton Weezer

>>37081653
>Get tattooed
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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>>37086330
I think you might be on to something captain.

>>37081653
>don't kill yourself because other people will feel sad!!!!!

fucking women

>>37086437
Everything Will Be Alright In The End was 100x better than any other post-pinkerton album, although still nowhere near pinkerton
everything else was trash tho

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This is all bullshit I don't want to do or am unable to do. Fuck off, Stacy

>>37086437
EWBAITE and White were great. I'll even defend Maladroit and Green. Everything else was either mediocre or total shit.

>>37081653
>parents
Fair enough, still...
>siblings
...Not everyone has a good family to care
>friends
Or friends for that matter
>everyone
Same as above.
>pets
let someone else take care of them, or they might not have any.
>writting
They will before they off themselves
>tell your story
They did, you told him to man up or didn't cared
>It gets better
maybe, maybe not.
>help other people
I think it's them who need help
>travel
costs money
>art
lewds and anime are okay I guess.
>drink
beer is bitter, I thought the point of drink was to forget about the taste of life
>tattoo
degeneracy
>graduate high school
this achievement that a good chunk of the population has to pull through is gonna give sense to my life
>graduate college
adquire debt

I have a feeling the reasons get more vapid as these posts go.

>>37081653
OP please post and show us what the vapid stacy who posted this list looks like that would be a good reason not to kill myself

The summary of this list: Live your life for other people, for things and for mindless activities. Very motivational. Now if you don't mind i'm going to go and fucking kill myself

>>37081653
No it's something that a non-depressed person came up with because they think depression is all in the head.

>>37081653
>New York City
Holy shit why doesn't she just say this is her bucket list or something? Because she won't get pity points? FFS

I bet she's the type of girl to get disgusted at a guy who she deems as a loser
And he's suicidal

I wish I could know which people thought like this so I could take them out before I kill myself. I'm just joking obviously FBI CIA NSA and other triple letter agencies

>>37087110
This, I promise not to kill myself if this is posted to her.

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>>37081653
>>37081658
>>37081664
>>37081677
>>37081682
>>37081693
>parents
I love my mum, my dad i know loves me but he ignored me and treated me badly when i was young
>siblings
don't talk to her
>friends
only 1 friend and he uses me every chance he gets
>writing
I'm not creative enough
>tell your story
telling my life's story for the 12th time to professionals and my family only makes me feel worse
>It gets better
my aspergers is a life long curse and my hair has started receeding, no it fucking won't.
>travel
will only make me feel worse
>art
I'm no good
>drink
hate the taste and it gives me horrific memories of trying me to fit in
>graduate college
I was too stupid to finish
>get married and have kids
that will never happen
>concerts
no one has ever invited me to go to one with them
>reading
i have dyslexia so it's a struggle and i don't enjoy it.
>go to haunted places
I'll be going into spooky dark woods this weekend to neck myself, will that work?
>there is only one you in the whole world
there's plenty of people like me and i hope they all suddenly die instead of suffer living
>hugs, kisses, cuddling
never had that from anyone but family (excluding the cuddling part)
>your life can only get better
I've found as I get older it keeps getting worse, so i refuse to believe this

>>37081653
literally the only entry there that could possibly have any validity is 1.

it will destroy your best friendS
PLURAL
not only has he friend
not only has he a best friend
but he has a MULTITUDE of best friends

>>37081653
>it gets better
it literally does not
you just start anti depressants and that is it
it does not get any better than that

depression is like cancer, if you ever had it at one point, you will never get rid of it. it will always come back

>>37081954
>every writer,musican (...) want to make world a better place
Yeah, I'm prettu sure GG Alin and Chuck Tingles make the world wonderful

>Give it time to get better, because it will

You can't possibly know that. Why do people act like saying things you don't know are true as if they were true is good?

Maybe it will get better. Maybe it'll stay more or less the same. Maybe it'll get much worse.

You can't know. If you're a psychic, give me the fuckin' Powerball numbers or shut up.

>>37089546
>Why do people act like saying things you don't know are true as if they were true is good?
That's how normies survive through life with a smile on their face. They have no self awareness so blind optimism is a perfect solution to them. This is also why they are perplexed when others are depressed and give vapid responses.

>>37081658
>Have kids
... why must you hurt me this way, normies?

>>37081664
I wonder if she'd still think I'm precious, beautiful and that she loves me if I told her I support Trump

The only one I consider valid is the pets one. Other people can take care of themselves but my pets need me and love me. I don't trust anybody else enough to care for them right.