Post in this bread for a free gf.

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I'D LIKE SOMEONE PIC RELATED.

>>37082775
I want a gf I can stick my peepee into. >>37082775
Also can I free decent paying job with good hours?

To be honest I don't deserve a gf

something tells me this won't work

>>37082775
I am here for the free gf

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Gib me gf now please thank you

Is paying for a gf prostitution

Fuck it I'm willing to try anything please work

>>37082775
>He makes this thread as 4chan goes down

gib girlfriendo pls

I really, really want a blue hair gf

>>37082775
I'll have one, why not.
Thanks for the offer OP, you're a good soul.

>"post in thread for gf" on /r9k/
>breaks 4chan

like poetry

Pls, im so horribly alone in this life. I just want a qt to lift with

>>37082775
I am here to apply for the bf position

Please end this NO GF LIFE

idk if I want gf anymore I am so tired of life

dubs for gf thanks

I don't want a gf, it's too much hassle. I just want a fucktoy.

oiert;oreievoiberv;soijregrep[goreg

I am only posting in this thread because I can't post my own thread about the perils of being genetically ugly

>>37084044
good job lad

its hard to make an ogicnasd comment

I think it's about time to cash this in

pleassssssse bringggggggggg

>>37082775
it's about damn time, waited 23 years for this.

all I want is some one that cares about me

is that so much to ask for?

please work, for the love of all that's holy

Pls bring; I don't really love the girl that I'm fucking now and I'd like a cute gf to love

Can I please get a gf? :3

>>37082775
Thanks OP for this blessed thread, may a qt 3.14 blue haired gf find you soon.

gtfo originally (aka sage)

God finally
This post is original

>>37082775
Can I still post here if i get a gf?

>>37082775
I don't want a gf
I want a qt bf, that's a buttslut, posting anyway

This thread will do nothing
Yet I still post

Someone like pic related, please, hold the cheese and neuroticism.

gib one originally

>>37082775
I want her too, just a cute, white, dyed hair gf

I wish these threads will work

>>37084611
just message all the tumblrinas, ez

>>37082775
Posting for free gf but is it actually going to be someone I'm attracted to and want or will it be someone I can't stand and have to put up with?

>>37084675
>being picky
I can see why you posted in this thread, anon

pls gib me gf blz

>>37082775
sure why not

i'll probably return it later but ok

>>37084588
>>37084600
>>37084611

checked

dekcehc

>>37084691
I think you underestimate how disgusting some women are. And I don't mean average girls with muffin tops. I mean like sub 4/10 women

DISCLAIMER:
POSTING IN THIS THREAD WON'T GIVE YOU A GF
DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP

>>37082775

I don't want a free GF

Nothings free.

There's time, effort, money, labour involved-- which is all fine, for the right person.

But if you're pic related, you're probably about 15 years too young for me.

>>37084879
Nice bait. I posted here and I got a free* gf.

*gf maintenance not included

>>37082775
It never hurts to pray

>>37082775
please give me a gf into femmy twinks

Now I have to get a gf, this thread won't move

this bread is relevant to my interests

>>37082775
I don't even want sex
I just want someone who feels romantic affection to me

>>37082775
I just wanna to cuddle

free gf
*rules apply

One faithful, not ugly and devoted to me gf please

I just wanna marry/start a family with my seiyuufu

>>37085446
i claim you in the name of having a gf be my gf thanks

>>37082775
Thanks man, I hope it's that qt I know

>>37082775
why would I want a free gf?

Postin
Origami

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>>37082775
May I just lose my virginity and then never care for the rest of my life ?

I only know pain please gf

>>37082775
These threads give me more of a reason to kill myself.

These never work, we're just clogging up the robot with unoriginal comments.

I only know pain please gf

Original content

Imma roast in this thread.

>>37085798
But they do, I got a cute free gf thanks to a thread like this.

Just be yourself bro.

>>37085798
>he doesn't know how to make wishes come true with posts on an anonymous anime imageboard

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>spent an hour watching a video of couples messing with eachother on youtube
Why do i do this to myself

Gib phree gf pls

>>37082775

testin' testan testung

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thanks, I'll take one.

bring iiiiiiiiiiiit in an original way

>>37083600
same pls and thankx

I'm here for the free gf.

>>37082775
What are the chances of getting a pretty one? Who knows.

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>>37085999
>what are the chances?

Pretty good if you check' em

oooo gimme gimme gimme gimm

Might as well post

>>37085999
For you, about 999%

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>>37082775
I'd like to think that I deserve better, but the dating market says otherwise.

>>37082775
I'm down, gimme one please

>>37082775

PLEASE, I'M DESESPERATE

Please let her be pretty and not take life too seriously.
And please, please, please let her like me for me not the asshole I've conditioned myself to be to people.

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1 (one) girlfriend pls

Can I get a small gf pls

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I'd like a gf who has a bigger dick than me, plz k thx

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Normies think that getting a gf won't save you from your sadness or whatever. But once again they're wrong. If even just one person loves me, then I porbably won't kms. gib me gf plz