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ITT: Our most played games on steam.
Also, optional if you want new friends:
>game which you want a mate to play with in
>steam id
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Video games are bullshit
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoBf/
cebrz.tumblr.com
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>1500 hours on ffxiv
>over 200 in the xenoverse games
>over 100 in the secret world
Fuck, I never thought about it that much, but damn.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ufufuru
Add me for HotS, CSGO, Rocket League, or any other random game I havewhich means Black Desert. I'm sleeping now and might not be around predictably because a friend is staying with me for a while though but I play games all night while he sleeps.
Who's the most qt woman you saw in the internet?
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>>37102686
this goddess
>pic related
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>>37102686
This qt brit I saw on facesofsuicide. Shame she's dead though. RIP
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>>37102686
she is very cute, what is her name?
Do you think plastic surgery could be a salvation for robots?
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>>37102514
Plastic surgery won't fix your personality
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>>37102514
Advancements in plastic surgery have only gone so far but, not far enough unfortunately
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Why the fuck are ASIAN women so ugly?
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>Walk into your room
>See this thing on your bed
Wat do?
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Play with her boobies
Maybe take her out to put something up her ass then back in
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Run away from the scary monster, call the cops
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start masturbating so i can ejaculate into the mouth hole, then leave when i finish
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>"Nooo Anon, your dick is fine. Huge dicks hurt too much"
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>>37097157
Yo that tip though wtf
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Where can I buy a novelty size monster can?
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Christ that's disgusting. 7 inches is perfect, as far as I'm concerned. That thing is just freakish.
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Hug your sisters/brothers/parents 2017-05-17 12:11:20 Post No.37083841
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Hug your sisters/brothers/parents
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Just do it anons. They'll appreciate it. And tell them you love them.
And then come back here and post results.
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The Cops wont allow me on the cemetery anymore tho..
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>>37083868
Your whole family is dead huh
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Tried to hug my brother and he stole my panties and grabbed my butt. men are all creepy rapists.
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Post your ideal/dream gf
Been too long since we had one of these edition
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>>37067293
Why the fuck is your ideal gf a dead gf?
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some incesty oc
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>>37067334
dead girls never say 'no'
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>pick out random stranger on the street, preferably female, this will be your victim for the coming weeks
>follow her everywhere, but from a safe distance
>follow her until she goes home, now you have her address
>when she goes out again, take pictures of her from a distance
>print them out and put them in her mailbox so she knows that she's being watched
>observe her home from your car, when she notices you, visibly drive off to confirm her paranoid belief that you're watching her
>optionally, leave her messages, put recording devices in her home while she's gone, put severed off pig heads in front of her doorstep and so forth
Voila, you have scarred a roastie slut for the coming years and made her paranoid
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>>37109774
Sounds cool and all, but how should we deal with the police in case they arrive?
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>>37109824
Just mumble and slur, and rant about your "mission".
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>>37109824
I'm case? They WILL come if you pull even half of that shit, let alone breaking in and leaving pig heads.
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Who /panera bread/ here?
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>>37109069
>Who /panera bread/ here?
disgusting
no vegan options
trash restaurant for low IQ morons
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>>37109163
>vegan
Theres your problem
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>>37109069
Chipotle is the superior option.
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>be me
>19 year old female
>lots of male attention
>going to college
>loving parents
>more than 2 irl friends
>not poor
Why the fuck am I on this board? I'm literally living life on easy mode and yet I'm still horribly depressed and constantly thinking about killing myself.
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I think you just answered your own question
oreganole
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And obviously you aren't getting enough attention from the chads. And get off my board roaster, this place is for cringe worthy robots.
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>>37108462
I want to say that depression is a mental condition caused by an imbalance of chemicals in the brain and thus regardless of your actual status or situation you have every right to be depressed
But you're on /r9k/, so I feel inclined to tell you to FUCK OFF ROASTIE REEEEEE NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE GET THE FUCK OUT
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Please give me some advices on how to end up my life in a least painfull and easy way. Should I use sedative as zolpidem? How much of it to have a sure death?
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do you have access to a firearm
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>>37108449
If you are 16-24, then you are not old enough to do anything but develop your brain, and your life, purpose, identity, etc.
If you are 25 and above, then you can still turn things around.
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>>37108449
Have you seen that meme about the live car chase suicide?
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>tfw you realize Magnum XL's are your condom size
What size condom does /r9k/ use?
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>>37108163
We don't use condoms.
We don't have sex.
We don't fall for the pussy whipped meme.
Well , some of us don't.
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This is my condom-holder. It was nice of the city to let me put it there.
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What's condom?
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Any anon here whose life is controlled by their body's bowel moment(IBS)? Like cannot even go anywhere in the morning because of multiple bowel moments needed to happen during the 1st half of the day. One single shitting session couldn't empty the bowel completely, so need to have atleast 3 shitting sessions even before 10am. And worse thing is, you cannot hold it back, like the urge to take a dump is as much urgent as during diarrhea everytime. Because of this, cannot even go anywhere where the toilet is not comfortably available. What if disaster occurs? How far is the nearest toilet? Just enough time to take one dump session? *anxiety kicks in*
"anon, didn't you just take a dump?"
"where is anon? he was just here. "
"what is wrong anon? Why don't you ever go anywhere outside your home? "
Probably a therapy on trained bowel moment could solve this issue but alas, this is me for past 15 years or more. Have probably taken a lifetime worth of dumping session by now already. Life could be worse, but surely this sucks.
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I had that for a while until I started having more symptoms (like blood) and I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. it's fucking awful. I spent 2 years living horribly until i finally got treatment at a hospital. now my colonoscopy shows nothing inside but I still feel like something's wrong. fucking dr tells me to get a hobby and of course everyone says the same
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I think I have some form of it. I can very rarely empty myself so much that my belly becomes flat. It randomly alternates between hard and wet, and sometimes it really has to happen fast
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>>37107820
>tfw IBS
>tfw applied for disability because of this and social anxiety
>tfw denied
now what?
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In every culture white skin is associated with virginity, cuteness and femininity. pale skin is a feminine trait. If a man has white skin he inherently is less masculine than a tanner man.
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>being as buttblasted as your skin is permanently dark
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here's your reply shitskin
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>>37107685
>In every culture white skin is associated with virginity, cuteness and femininity.
not just that, but in every culture the paler you are the higher class you must be due to only low class workers being the ones out in the sun all day every day
the darker you are, the less you are worth
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>"it's time for your NatSoc re-education class, fembot."
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now I haven't been around the beach a lot recently but this makes me wonder, do these dudes actually shave their entire bodies on the regular or are they just hairless to begin with ??
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Nat-soc for women is just to lay on your back and spread your legs for your aryan husband.
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>>37107506
Yeah man, shaving your body hair is pretty normal grooming. Although a bit of trimming will usually do.