>Walk into your room >See this thing on your bed Wat do?

Play with her boobies

Maybe take her out to put something up her ass then back in

Run away from the scary monster, call the cops

start masturbating so i can ejaculate into the mouth hole, then leave when i finish

>>37101789
Turn 360 degrees and walk the other way

Cover the mouth hole

>>37101789
I would probably ask if she were okay, and then maybe try and let her out. If she wants to stay in there then I'd turn on the vibrator, then tickle torture her until she exploded.

Turn on the wand, straddle her neck and cum into her mouth. Then I would thank God for this gift. Latex/ dehumanisation is my number one fetish.

>>37101814
>her
how quick to assume it's not a trap (literally)
there could even be no one inside
they just want to stall you!

>>37102023
>Walk into your room
>see this thing on your bed
>ready to fuck
>teleports behind you
nothing personal kid

>>37101789
What's more agonizing?
Having the vibrator on low, constantly teasing, but not enough to reach the sweet release of climax?
Or having the vibrator on high, being forced to orgams over and over, becoming more sensitive and painful with every orgasm?

>>37101789
take off all her gear and put it on myself
im a huge latex fetishist into extreme kink

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>>37101789
Throw her into a river.

>>37101845
Dude, you mean 180 degrees, 360 would still be the same direction, lol.

>>37102858
dude please lurk awhile longer

scream out WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

t. autism

I'd ponder the tragedy of existence and then kill myself

>>37101789
Unzip the crotch spot, if it's a girl then fuck it and if it's a guy then suck it long past the point where he cums. Then I'd probably try killing it and doing the same thing desu

I would drag it out of my room and throw It from the window and hope that it does

Death to degenerates and nonNEETs

>>37101814
lol you can barely unhook a bra

>>37102858
>lol
>did you see that guys? i just joined your secret club haha maybe you guys should get friends
>haha just bursefl
>haha

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>>37101789
jesus christ something like that would by my dreams becoming reality

>>37102858
I fucking hate this place more and more

Take her out of that and give her a bowl of cooked eggs

>>37101789
>turn hitachi to max
>cut open area around breasts
>titty-fuck and suck on nipples after I cum
>repeat until I can't stay awake any longer
>turn off hitachi and go to bed
>turn her on her side and bury my face between her breasts
>release her in the morning

>>37101789
Add her to the collection

>>37102858
Very well trolled.

>>37103033
>>37103579
>>37103661
These are the real newfags considering they couldn't detect it.

Scream, grab my handgun and magdump her. Claim castle doctrine.

>>37101789
I put bugs in the mouth hole

bang her ass then throw her off of my apartment root

>>37104362
jesus that looks like the Indian food I make sometimes

>>37101959
>then tickle torture her until she exploded.

Daaaaaw, you are so sweet, anon. You deserve a surprise gf.

>>37101789
>slide it into the sea
>salute
>hold back a manly tear

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Take off her bindings and then challenge her to a game of Mario Kart

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>like bondage
>hate latex and leather

Anyone else in the same boat? Also vintage and vintage-style bondage is GOAT

>>37105639
I don't hate latex and leather, but it doesn't do anything for me either.

>>37105639
Ditto. Hate it. Why do you want to get all sweaty before any activity?

>>37101789
There's better be strawberry cream inside.

Try to solve the cubes puzzle before pinhead gives me 100 frenulum piercings

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>>37102728
Only real answer here

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>>37101789
Jesus that looks so uncomfortable and claustrophobic. I can't picture anyone actually enjoying being in that suit.

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>>37106719
> walk up
> say something
> doesn't move, figures it can't
> squish boobs
> decide to make love to it
> really squishy
> suddenly custard erupts from the mouth hole
> not a euphemism
> actual custard
> grocery store stuff, tastes a bit like vanilla pudding
> completely deflates
> custard everywhere

>>37101789
>Panic
>First look after clues that mom was in the room earlier
>Call mom
>She has a calm voice
>She didnt notice
>She left the tendies in the kitchen before leaving for her 2nd job
>Put her back in the closet near the fetus jars
>Feed her a mashed dinner through the feeding hole
>Wish Eleanore goodnight
>She wishes you one too
>Gently close the closet door
>Smoke crack all night and fall asleep with the sunrise
>Thank God for this beautifull day

>>37107769
oh so a guy who gets off on literally drowning women, that's fine, but i like dickgirls and that's totally unacceptable

sure, yeah, uh huh

I ask my mom how many GBP's this cost and do I have enough left for my tendies.

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>>37106756
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
>*suspension play clip repeated a few times*

>>37101789
>worried and confused
>unshackle the woman while at the same time calling the cops
>"some woman in bdsm gear is lieing on my bed and i dont know why"
>"yes sir, it wasnt me"
>"no this isnt a prank i need help"
>eventually save the woman from her prison
>she looks at me and i can see the relief of being freed turn to disgust
>her savior wasnt exactly who'd she imagined
>awkward silence while we wait for the cops to arrive
>cops takes me in for questioning even though i did nothing wrong
>woman doesnt care enough to say i had nothing to do with it
>the police realize that i must be guilty because of my creepy exterior
>spend 5-10 years in prison for kidnapping and attempted rape

>>37104963
are you a very tiny person living in a tree apartment ?

>>37101789
stick dick between vag and magic wand, turn it on

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>>37108709
Probably the most realistic reaction on this thread

Bleak.

>>37108746
of course. i would never lie.

>stay playing with her
>turn on the vibrator, play with boobs, etc
>remove the mask
>turns out it's your mom
>it was a surprise for your dad, not you

what do

>>37109620
Pretend to have gone blind and deaf and call her by another name, ignoring her protests, as I fuck her for hours

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>>37101789
BDSM is such a shit tier fetish. Literally nothing appealing about this latex shit.

>>37108139
The isolation probably has something to do with being disconnected from possible distractions and helplessness might be a turn on because without freedom there's no responsibility and you can just lose yourself in pleasure without feeling like a slut.

>>37110052
Isolation also makes you focus more on the other feelings you have left, just like when you're masturbating in the dark under the sheets of a quiet night

If it's off, turn it on.
If it's on, turn it off.

Either way, walk away and go do something unreproductive.

>>37110583
It's on low, turn it off or on high?

>>37101789
Cuddle with her (it?) and rub my crotch against the smooth latex until I cum.

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>>37102858
L M F A O
M
F
A
O

KEK how new can you be lad???

>>37101789
oh no, psycho mantis

where's snake

>>37109645
Not all BDSM is latex you retard

>>37110728
And not all latex is BDSM. Some just like the shiny stuff.

>>37110601

Take a spare belt, maybe some duct tape, and strap it next to an ear.

>>37101789
How do you even know if there is a person inside that thing?

>>37110799
well if it moans, someone's in there

>>37104343
Newfag, it's part of the meme to call it out for being wrong and acting like you don't understand. So cute.

>>37101789
what the fuck happened how did you get in my room? let the person go and figure out what happened

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>>37101789
This is certainly my fetish

>>37101980
You have fucking patrician taste man

>>37112244
Well thank you very much and those are some very respectable digits

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>>37112244
confirmed for patrician fetish

>>37101789
Plug the air holes up until she passes out.

>>37101789
>See if there's a vagina.
>If yes, plug it with dick.
>If no, get rid of it.

>>37101789
Contemplate what the appeal of this fetish is

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Get angry because I'm not the one in a latex suit with a vibrator stuck in me.

>>37113789
r u a girl tho..

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>>37114276
In my mind I am

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>>37102858
how many levels of post-irony are we on?

>>37114436
-sigh-
-takes off glasses-