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Just do it anons. They'll appreciate it. And tell them you love them.
And then come back here and post results.
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The Cops wont allow me on the cemetery anymore tho..
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>>37083868
Your whole family is dead huh
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Tried to hug my brother and he stole my panties and grabbed my butt. men are all creepy rapists.
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>>37083868
my best friend died when he got hit with a snake
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Test post for post testing reasons
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>>37083841
no thx
i've never hugged them before and i ain't about to start now
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>4chan lives in death
Thank goodness.
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>>37080404
i get that you feel guilty but trying to avoid facing the source of it will just prolong it and isolating yourself makes it worse.

and you're not a waste. the smartest person i ever met ended up going to berkeley at 30 and had all kinds of trouble with his family growing up. his brother did all the "right" things and got along with his family but was a neurotic mess as an adult.

your family loves you. don't treat them badly for being kind to you because you feel you don't deserve it.
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So what kinds of cute nicknames do your family members give you / do you give them?

My 11 yr old sis always uses a variation of "eeh" to get my attention
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>>37084105
My sister occasionally calls me Zauberlesbe ("magic dyke", like Goethes Zauberlehrling), teasingly. I think it's kind of cute.
Don't really have a nickname for her tho.
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https://strawpoll.com/b1s428b
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>>37084151
Call her Mein Furher
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>>37084151
That's fucking hilarious, my parents call me "shithead" occasionally
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>>37084234
>Shithead, the chik nugget
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>>37084086
Would CC be an option for him?
>>37084105
My sister has a long list of nicknames she's uses for me. Funniest one in my opinion is when she pronounces my name like a dumb 4-year old because I tend to slur, stutter, and mispronounce my words when I'm talking sometimes. I find it kinda heartwarming, even though I get annoyed that my words come out like that.
Don't have any nicknames for her besides a shorter version of her name.
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>>37084081
Even in death it still serves.
You mentioned farming Zul'Farrak earlier, faction and race?
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>>37084223
Fuehrerin, if anything.
Also no. Fucking robot let me use Umlaute reeee.

>>37084234
"Shithead" seems very affectionate smol.

>>37084278
BElf Mage/Rogue, both around 50 now. Hopefully we'll reach the Outlands tonight/tomorrow, but I'm not home yet.
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>>37084250
No one calls me chik nugget
>>37084297
Did you just address me as smol? You'll regret that
>>37084223
Seconding this, dubs demands
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>>37084105
Does it still count as a nickname when you just add a suffix?

My brother have a ton of names for me that are just variations of my actual name with "-tje" or "-ke" added at the end.
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>>37084277
Work on the big Eva thing

>>37084380
>dubs demands
You might wanna get your eyes checked again soon
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>>37084408
I'm sitting here screwing around on /m/ and hanging out with you dummies while at work. Don't have access to my kits.
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Fuck off you sad, LARPing trip faggots.
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>>37084408
My bad, here you go
>>37084514
Did you just call me a dummy? Thems fighting words bearg, fighting words
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>>37084514
Do it when you get home

>>37084567
4567, better than dubs
Smol dummy
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>>37084567
Go ahead. I have something in store for you. It is so evil. It is a bad, bad plan.
>>37084634
But we're working in the Dom. I'm sure it can wait another four to five kits later.
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>go to hug dad
>get beat up for being a faggot
thanks op
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>>37083841
test post oritinsdjiafnwei6u4rt34ct
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>>37084234
why do your parents bully you so much
>>37084382
sounds cute (is it?)

you still need to post a greentext of what went down with your brother
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>>37084665
I'm excited
>>37084696
Why do you guys bully me so much?
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>>37084826
Because you're cute when your angry
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>>37084826
>Why do you guys bully me so much?

Because you're adorable when you're bullied!
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>>37084696
It can either mean a thing is small and minor or mean a person is endearing pretty much like "-chan" in weeaboonese, so yes.

It's kind of interesting since Dutch and German are the only (I think) European languages with that kind of suffix and the Asian terms are fairly phonetically similar, which means it might have come from Asian migrations millennia ago - though it might also just be coincidence.

Will greentext when I come back in like 3 hours. I have nothing bad to say about what happened.

>>37084826
hey I don't bully you please don't put me in with these people
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>>37084969
>spoiler
Oh you slut
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>>37084826
Because I love you duh
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>>37084826
>Why do you guys bully me so much?

I want to be your friend
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I haven't heard from Pat in ages, what happened to that guy?
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>>37085226
He stopped posting. He'll only come back if we all believe hard enough
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>>37085226
He stopped posting, duh.
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>>37085226
He's busy watching War in the Pocket. I hope he comes back after we're done so we can discuss it. Especially since if he's following the series by release date, he'll eventually be able to talk 08th MS Team with me.

pls coem back, Pat.
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>>37085248
>>37085243
do you think he still visits these threads sometimes?
i hope you're doing okay pat
>>37084969
>Asian migrations
what about the huns? i know their language merged with that of some germanic tribes.
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>>37085342
I have no reason to believe you're not Pat testing the waters to see if you're welcome back yet
Please update, I want to know how things are going
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Reeeee why can't I post
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>look for pat's last post on the archive
>"Going to sleep for real this time, it's been fun. You're all cool human beings and I hope you find happiness."
i didn't expect these feels
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>>37085476
How long ago was it anon?
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>>37085512
23rd of march, it's been almost two months.
he's never coming back
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>>37085536
A shame. He could've gotten together with Em by now.
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>don't have an older brother to hug, love and protect me
>hugs myself

Really hoping for one in my next life.
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>>37085629
Buy a daki anon.
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>>37085770
Would you rather have a sibling or a daki of a sibling?
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>>37085781
Of course a sibling, but if I didn't have one I'd still like a daki to lessen the pain.
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>>37085629

I've comes to the conclusion that the best I can do is start my own family, and hope my children will hug, love, and protect each other.
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Come on guys we need some more votes
https://strawpoll.com/b1s428b
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>>37083957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cikTgwMXY
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>>37085830
It just isn't the same.
What is with 4chan today
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>>37085884
Ddos to stop pol from discussing/researching Seth Richards
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>>37085476
>>"Going to sleep for real this time
OH FUCK NO!!
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To the person on /b/: Fuck off, get your own
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>>37086478
What happened over on /b/?
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My mom has been severely depressed for my entire life, my dad died a couple years ago and I called my mom because of this thread, but it went to voice mail and her voice mail was a message saying "I can't go on anymore. Don't bother leaving a message. I'm sorry."

I wish I was rusing
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>>37086625
Shit anon, get the fuck out of here and go see her.
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>>37086625
Dude go see your mother already.
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>>37086611
I don't want to talk about it, it was very upsetting
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y'all niggas need to post imouto stories
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this is my ideal
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Apparently someone doesn't want me sitting on his lap all night so I'm back here.

Anyway the rundown of what happened

>yesterday night
>we go to bed at the same time
>nervous
>ask him what he's planning
>says I'll see
>start cuddle-kissing like usual
>after a while he grabs the hem of my hoodie
>pulls it up slowly
>I'm tensing up to 100 even though he's done this before
>instinctively hold it and try to move his hand away
>he asks if I'm okay
>yes
>bites my nose hard
>yelp and let go
>moves his hand into my hoodie
>cue nipple flicking and neck biting
>somehow he's on top of me
>audibly sploosh
>every thought worrying me was gone
>move a hand up into his shirt and mimic him
>oh
>realize I'm being retarded
>we both giggle lots
>he moves up and kisses my forehead
>we cuddle and pillow talk for a while
>so far the day has gone by normally

Once I gave in and just stopped thinking constantly it was weirdly okay, I thought I'd feel bad and regret it like last time he felt me there but I'm just kind of content now. Happy, I think.
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>>37087623
Oh my fucking God, my tfw no sister just got 1 million times worse.
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My sister hates hugs.
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>>37087623
This is so wholesome
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>>37087721
>bites my nose hard
What the fuck
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>>37087721
>otouto broke his onee's tsundere shell
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>>37087721
>>bites my nose hard
HOT!!

>cue nipple flicking and neck biting
>somehow he's on top of me
>audibly sploosh
You need his dick so bad?

btw I'm not sure if you mentioned it before but who's the taller one?
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>>37088039
>>37088039
Why the fuck did I put a question mark, I was affirming that you need a good dicking.
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>>37088039
I dislike you greatly
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>>37088100
And the rest of the thread dislikes you greatly, so stop being a bully, faggot.
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>>37088100
W-Why?
Suck my cock regardless.
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>>37087623
I can be this for you itt
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>>37087845
I didn't expect it either and it hurt pretty bad
>>37088039
>dick
no thanks, not ever. I think I'm fine with anything but that.
>who's the taller one
He's taller 6'2 or 6'3ish.
>>37088220
I always big spoon it should be me
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>>37088288
>no thanks, not ever. I think I'm fine with anything but that
Many have said that before you.
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>>37088220
pls be my nee-san gf
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>>37088220
If I ever find myself moving to the US I'll take you up on that.
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>>37088288
There's no reason why we can't share an anon
>>37088369
I'll be your neesan itt
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>>37088480
Yay, I love my onee-chan. I wish I could hug her.
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>>37088473
Sure anon
>>37088589
You can hug me whenever you want anon
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my sister just did a nice log on my chest
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>>37088701
I legitimately despise you. 10/10 would stone you to death
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>>37088326
Anything more than maybe mutual masturbation makes me feel sick. He's my fucking brother.
>>37088480
>sharing an otouto
That's a carnal sin

You're not going to diddle him are you
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>>37088897
>I want to go further
>Sex is icky, I'll do anything but that!

Your such a fucking disingenuous bitch
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>>37088897
>He's my fucking brother
Exactly.
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>>37088701
Buy me a plane ticket and that hug's all yours nee-chan.
>>37088885
Masha Allah anon :^)
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>>37088897
>maybe mutual masturbation
You'll be fucking in a week.
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>>37088897
I guess we'll have to make him choose
>>37088993
That much I can't do lol
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>>37086625
>>37086858
>>37086649
She lives in a different town. I called my sister, who lives with her, but no answer. I called the police, but all they said they can do is knock on the door and look around the outside of the house. I guess I'll go there tomorrow in person.

What fun.
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>>37089722
Oh come on Kissy, it's only a couple of hundred dollars :^)
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>>37084845
>>37084939
ree
>>37084969
Tiny tits
>>37085178
I love you too anon
>>37085188
You can be my friend
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>>37089933
>JUST a couple of hundred dollars
Oh in that case... no<3
>>37090150
>tiny tits
Why are you talking to yourself?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_ZHfyfGUk
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reminder: don't to vote! trying to get a fair census
https://strawpoll.com/b1s428b
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>>37090474
Puppy cuddles are the best kind of cuddles.
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>>37090427
Pic related
>>37090474
CUTE!
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>>37090580
>Pic related
pic related right back at you
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>>37087623
FUCK you

;_; I do a lot to keep my feel suppressed Y-you can't just go around bringing them up again
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>>37090580
oops this >>37090645 was me
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>>37090645
>>37090680
You'll burn for this
>>37090675
Here's a big sister gf for you, and shota thermite
ss is patrician tier
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>>37090777
>those trips
>Here's a big sister gf for you
But not for >>37088897 her brother?
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>>37090427
You can't deny my affection like this Kissy, you're hurting your otouto's feelings. ;_;
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>>37090675
Everyone deserves a neesan or imouto. Why not claim a tripfag as yours?
>>37090777
Hehe
nice triple btw
>>37090852
holds your hand it'll be okay otouto
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>>37090150
I just want to cuddle up beside you right now
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>>37090922
This is why I love my nee-chan. I've stooped as low as hugging my pillow because I'm so deprived of affectionate contact
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>>37090974
Fuck off, I claimed her as my little sister long ago
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>>37090974
>>37091058
Both of you, fuck off, I claimed her as my cumdump since her first post.
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>>37091003
Thanks anon. I'm glad I can make your day a little better.

>spoiler
:( you can hug me any time
and laura too since she is too smol to fight back
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>>37090835
>>37090922
Yay trips
>>37090974
That's lewd anon
>>37091058
Hahahaha no
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>>37091108
>:( you can hug me any time
I wish I had a lovely nee-chan like you to hug, some of us weren't so lucky as to have a sibling.
>and laura
We disagree on too much. I'm a spooky skelly too, she'd kick my ass easily. I'm joking obviously, I'd hug Laura any day
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What's with all the kindness and mushy stuff? STOP LOVING EACH OTHER DAMMIT
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>>37091304
Okay
>>37091112
Fuck you, Bandit is shit and you're short!
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>>37091304
Ain't nothing wrong with practicing philanthropy every now and again.
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>>37091304
I'm just trying to make other people happy is that wrong? :(
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>>37091421
Giving them false hope, you mean.
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>>37091438
She's not giving me false hope, it's a nice escape desu.
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>>37091421
There's nothing wrong with wanting people to be happy, you do you
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>>37091095
What
>>37091108
I'll bite and kick and scream
>>37091198
I'll rattle your bones pumpkin king
>>37091326
You're just upset, stop being upset
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>>37091112
Does it have to be lewd? Couldn't we just cuddle as I try to make sure you have a smile on your face, to make you happy?
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>>37091470
We all have to wake up sometimes. Some of us in our sister's bosom.
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>>37091525
>I'll bite and kick and scream
That's adorable, I bet you look cute.
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>>37091476
and you wonder why people make fun of you
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>>37091633
No I don't. You don't know what I think
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>>37091525
>I'll rattle your bones pumpkin king
Well you got the colour of my hair right I guess
>You're just upset, stop being upset
No, I will be upset and there's nothing anyone can do to tell me otherwise! Wait...
>>37091577
I wake up to myself everyday, that in and of itself is punishment enough. I can come here and talk to nice people, let me have this at least. I'm well aware that this is pathetic, trust me
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Evening thread. How are we tonight?
Just checking in to see if I missed anything important. I'm gonna go sleep with my sis tonight but probably not (overly) lewdly.
And the app doesn't let me post, reeee.
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>>37091633
What the hell is wrong with wanting others to be happy?
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I actually met a girl today who was 5'2. Put things in perspective for me; it's a really cute & fun size.
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>>37091661
Have you eaten your sister out yet?
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>>37091665
Unrealistic.
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>>37091665
nothing, it's just how quick he was to "comfort" kissy even though she wasn't actually upset
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>>37091661
Did you get your mask from Zul'Farrak? I don't envy you being stuck in vanilla content.
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>>37091690
Just because you're a miserable twat doesn't mean that everyone else is
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>>37091702
Who plays WoW anymore anyway? It went to shit a long time ago.
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>>37091681
Nope, we got a bit touchy-feely at the pool this afternoon but nothing fancy.

>>37091702
Fuck yeah I did. And my Rogue got some pretty cool blue dagger.

>>37091719
That's why I'm playing TBC.
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>>37091729
And I'm too dumb for tripfagging even.
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>>37091702
Dude, vanilla content is easy as hell to solo. My Hunter, lock, and pally do it all the time in heirlooms to make those levels go fast. Hell, most of the Outland dungeons can be soloed too if you know your shit
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>>37091690
That has been said about a lot of things over the years and yet people still manage to constantly overcome the odds.
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>>37091709
There are lots more that are miserable than happy.
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>>37091747
And? People should give up on the pursuit of happiness? You're a very sad person if that is genuinely your world view
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>>37091729
how touchy feely?
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>>37091739
It's not hard, especially with 'looms, it's extremely boring when you've done it a million times before though.
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>>37091729
Would you like to taste her forbidden fruit?
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>>37091771
Yeah, but it beats the fuck out of RDF or pugs
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>>37091766
Hand down pants feely. Well, down bikini bottoms.

>>37091776
Duh.
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>>37091747
And I don't see what's wrong in trying to lift someone's spirit up. I'm sorry if that comes off as annoying, but nobody should give up. It's tiring to think so negatively and have an outlook like that.
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>>37091763
I'm just saying, it's unrealistic.
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>>37091788
So why don't you spread her legs and slide your tongue deep inside her?
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>>37091806
And I'm saying that's strictly your view. If it was as unrealistic as you claim, more people would be apt to kill themselves. There is plenty to enjoy in life. You just need to stop being such a twat that shits on anything happy or positive
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>>37091806
I'm meeting an anon tomorrow at a mall so is it really?
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>>37091806
I have to admit I used to think like you. But even then I never gave up on being someone who tries to tip the odds.
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>>37091838
Because we're not quite there yet, I guess. We haven't talked about it and I don't want to go overboard or seem too eager. I'm still kinda honeymoony.

>>37091870
I know I'm probably just being silly but please stay safe.
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>>37091559
I'm gonna watch a movie with my parents when my dad get's home ( apparently he has friends, loser) and snuggle with my parents
>>37091597
I will end you
>>37091660
It was a nightmare before Christmas joke
And come on, don't talk like that, you're not pathetic
>>37091675
5'2" flat? I'll fight her
it's short isn't it? It's not fun being that small
>>37091665
Hello friend! Here to post more be shit waifus?
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>>37091870
You're gonna get raped, tortured, forced to eat feces, get pregnant from rape babies and then finally cannibalized. Never trust an anon, always show up equipped to take on a small army.
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>>37091840
Plenty already kill themselves.
>>37091870
>>37091905
That changes nothing.
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>>37091910
Let us know what she tastes like when you do it
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>>37091788
whoa, that's more than touchy feely. Must have been a thrill though.

How come you only tell us details when we explicitly ask for them? Are you just busy or less enthusiastic about posting than you were before?
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>>37091870
Be safe nee-chan
>>37091920
>you're not pathetic
Oh but I am. I'll stop attention seeking now though I guess.
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>set phone down
>Go find little brother in living room sitting there
>Grab him and give him a hug
>he's speechless
>Tell him I love him
>put him back on the shelf in his Pokemon decorated urn
>Cry like a bitch
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>>37091920
Feels weird to be saying that I wish I was your mom or dad so I could snuggle beside you. Do you get spooned by them?
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>>37091939
Bullshit. A minority of people do. The vast majority of people, many who have difficult lives dye to status, physical impairment, or just life circumstances, still find a reason to laugh and smile. Your disregard for happiness is a reflection big your own unhappiness, not of the general public
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>>37091920
>it's short isn't it? It's not fun being that small

I know but it's fun being around someone that small, especially if their height doesn't seem to bother them.

She's asian btw so please go easy on her
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>>37091998
Fuck off back to /pol/ you stupid cunt.
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>>37091949
"Kinda salty but not like much" I'm told.
I have a bit of a sweetish note to myself but I read it varies with your diet.

>>37091964
Definitely thrilling (although nobody can see into our garden).
And I'm definitely not less enthusiastic, it's just that we're not really doing anything new that would need posting I feel, and other than that my last week was evenly split between work, WoW and hospital so my life is just kinda all over lately.
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>>37091920
>I will end you
I bet you will, fruitcake.
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>>37091870
bad idea, r9k anons are among the biggest liars on 4chan
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>>37091920
I take a break from building to see what's going on and you're going to say shit like that to me? You're gonna get it.
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So aside from incest, what other kinks do you guys have?
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>>37092063
Butt sex, furry, luxurious basements, lactation, tit fucking.

You know, vanilla stuff
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>>37092037
>it's just that we're not really doing anything new that would need posting I feel

it doesn't always have to be new stuff. We're happy to hear about whatever you and your sister do even if you think it's "boring"

>hospital

I'm sorry. Was it migraine-related?
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>>37091990
>still find a reason to laugh and smile
I'm sure they do, if only to stave off the general shittyness of life.
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>>37092063
Gentle femdom and biting
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>>37092115
Sounds like you need meds anon. Or to follow through on your plans to turn yourself into a wind chime
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>>37083841
>ugh what are you doing
>just get away from me, gosh
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>>37091982
No, they don't soon me
>>37091992
Surprisingly, Asians can't fight
>>37091965
Alright, but if you ever want to drop the email
>>37092040
>fruitcake
What are you my mom?
>>37092057
Do it, whatever it is, do it
Alright, I'm gonna go to the store and get popcorn since we don't have any and I want to he cheesy
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>>37092063
I actually don't have an incest kink but I know what you mean.
BDSM is something I'm into and would really like to explore more.

>>37092114
Yeah, you're right. I just don't want to seem attentionwhorey if I don't have anything exciting to say.
And yeah, migraines but not because of an attack or anything, just got a new neurologist and trying out new stuff. Botox injections, I'll look like I'm 16 again, so smooth.
Seriously though I don't have any idea if it'll help but fingers crossed.
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>>37092190
I'm just being realistic.
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>>37092063
Don't read the following if you're squeamish handholding, cuddling, kisses on forehead while cuddling (only once), missionary, woman lovingly cleaning and dressing a man's wounds, sleeptalking girlfriend saying she loves you, breastfeeding (baby), parenting, growing old together
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>>37092115
Most people enjoy living as a cog in the machine, some even enjoy the jobs they do. Others fill their time with a hobby and/or a family. Just because you view a certain lifestyle as shitty, doesn't mean that it objectively would be as such.

Comparing happiness relies on the flawed assumption that all humans think and feel alike.
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>>37092214
No. You're being nihilistic
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>>37092199
You accept emails from random anons?
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>>37092227
>You actually share a board with this piece of shit.
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>>37092237
And some delude themselves into thinking things that are actually terrible for them are instead good.
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>>37092252
Not that anon, but what you mean is pessimistic. Nihilism is not inherently pessimistic (guaranteed (You) from Austria)
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>>37092205
Would you be the sadist or the masochist?
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>>37092227
>kisses on forehead while cuddling (only once)
>only once

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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>>37092283
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nihilistic

1. Philosophy The doctrine that nothing actually exists or that existence or values are meaningless.
2. Relentless negativity or cynicism suggesting an absence of values or beliefs: nihilism in postwar art.

No. I meant nihilistic
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>>37092283
>Nihilism is not inherently pessimistic
Nihilism is the belief that everything in life is meaningless, not having meaning is inherently pessimistic. Seeing things in a positive light gives them meaning because you're ascribing them value.
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>>37092283
Quite the opposite, you could make a strong case for nihilism being life-affirming, in the preface to the 1955 edition of The Myth of Sisyphus, Albert Camus writes that "even within the limits of nihilism it is possible to find the means to proceed beyond it" and-
>guaranteed (You) from Austria
Oh, anon, you card!

>>37092293
Masochist, although I'm not much into pain in any case. Some, but I deal with pain often enough that I don't need it in the bedroom. I'd describe myself more as a sub.
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>>37092351
#1 is correct, #2 is incorrect
>>37092372
>not having meaning is inherently pessimistic

You haven't thought this through.
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>>37092410
But that makes no sense. The claim is finding a purpose for life and existence in nothing. Your basically dividing by 0 if your search for meaning in nothing
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>>37092410
So light bondage and stuff? Or more like degredation so long as it doesn't cause physical pain like I dunno, being urinated on or something?
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>>37092452
Nihilism is the claim that existence is objectively meaningless, that doesn't mean one can't find a purpose for himself, subjectively. Read up on absurdism, especially Camus and Sartre go on about this rather lengthily (but very interesting all the same).

>>37092458
Yeah, bondage, blindfolded, gagged, stuff like that. No humiliation really, I'd be more into the loving, caring and passionate kinda domme.
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>>37092199
>drop the email
I managed to lose your throwaway and am too lazy to check the archives, especially because I think you posted it before you started tripping, could you drop the address again please.
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>>37092436
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nihilism
1. a viewpoint that traditional values and beliefs are unfounded and that existence is senseless and useless

b : a doctrine that denies any objective ground of truth and especially of moral truths

2
a : a doctrine or belief that conditions in the social organization are so bad as to make destruction desirable for its own sake


http://www.dictionary.com/browse/nihilistic

of or believing in nihilism, or the total rejection of established laws and institutions

embracing anarchy, terrorism, and destruction:

3. Philosophy.of or believing in an extreme form of skepticism; belief in nothingness.

I get why your confused anon, but multiple sources come up with similar definitions
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>>37092334
The guilt haunts me to this day
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>>37092542
So essentially, everything doesn't mean shit anyway, so just sit back and enjoy the shitshow
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>>37092578
She's never posted hers, you post yours
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>>37092627
You make a fine mouthpiece, I'll be sure to contact you when I need someone to speak for me.
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>>37092622
That's one way to put it. And that's still a positive message, because it focuses on life and the present. Nietzsche called Christians nihilistic and "death worshippers" because, to him, Christianity was too focused on the afterlife, and missing out on life - that was nihilism to him.
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>>37092680
Minus Buddhism, I think the same could be said for most major religions, not just Christians
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>>37092627
Not even that anon

Why don't you mind your own business? because what you're doing is patronizing as fuck. Let kissy deal with anons on her own when she's not completely helpless and surrounded.
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>>37092706
Yea, he's actually talked about all Abrahamic religions, it's just that he singled out Christianity because it was/is the dominant one in Europe. He wasn't a fan of Jews or Saracens either (although more of Jews funnily enough because they don't have an afterlife in the classical sense}
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>>37092721
Laura is who they're talking about but your point still stands.
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>that feel when you make people THINK with a single post
My job here is done, I'm going to bed.
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>>37092771
Oh yeah you're right. Somehow I misread it and thought "Deer Guy white knighting kissy? This is new. I thought he wasn't fond of kissy"

but now it makes sense
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>>37092859
He's not even white knighting her, he's being a piece of shit. Some anon asked for her email and instead of waiting for her to tell that anon to post his, he goes and answers for her. Total possessive orbiting faggot behavior.
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MEAN WORDS ARE BEING SAID

I HAVE TO COUNTERBALANCE THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmMMHuzDtG0

BE HAPPY
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>>37091910
>>37091965
>stay safe.
Thanks I will. If you didn't read before I'm being pretty cautious. I mean I am an adult.

>>37092055
He's a really nice guy though he's just had some bad times and I can make him feel a lot better about himself with just a little bit of my time. It's worth imo

>>37092859
>I thought he wasn't fond of kissy
Maybe I'm dense but this is news to me
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>>37092986
I don't care what they say about me, she wasn't here to answer so I thought I'd help speed up the process

>>37093006
News to me too
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>>37091870
>live on at least the same coast as kissy
>actually talked for a bit
>chickened out because I felt like I've been being too open about myself to strangers on the internet
>Turns out I could have probably hung out and made incredibly awkward smalltalk in person instead of a Malaysian Spider-Breeding forum.
dangit

Have fun, hope it's not super weird and uncomfortable.
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>>37093006
>I mean I'm an adult
I'm an adult too and I'd still be scared to meet some random person from the Internet who might just be thinking about me putting the lotion into the basket.
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>>37093006
I think he meant not fond of as in "He's not orbiting you 24/7".
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>>37093125
This, and also because he's biased towards you know who
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>>37093006
>I mean I am an adult.
I didn't mean to sound patronizing, sorry.
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>>37093109
Look I mean, I'm pretty nervous about it but I feel confidant in myself with not getting abducted.
>>37093125
Ah I see.
>>37093160
You weren't, I meant I believe I can protect myself and it's a very public space and worst comes to worst I do have a revolver which I strongly believe I won't have to use

I'm feeling pretty good about it. The "I'm making someone happy with little effort" kind of makes me feel like it's worth the stress.

He should be driving over to one of his family member's house tonight I'm pretty sure.
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>>37093260
RIP Kissy, she never gave us the greentext about how she came from Onii-dick.
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>>37093300
nice dub dubs

Sure I'll greentext. Incoming.
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>>37093260
>I do have a revolver

really? That's pretty cool, show us!
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Alright, well my vibrator is dead/empty randomly so I'll take this as a sign and go to sleep.
Good night thread, kissy pls don't get Bundy'd.
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>>37093260
I just get too worried about dumb things, pay me no mind.
>>37093347
We've already been through this, no pics are being posted according to Kissy.
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>>37093089
>I don't care what they say about me
I hear that tears look pretty cool in 0G, can you confirm with a pic of your face and a view of the stars?
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>>37093470
Alright, I have to admit that was pretty nice
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Greentext put on hold for a potential greentext worthy goodtimes with my aniki who just got home. Cya in a bit thread. I may be lurking sometimes maybe.
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>>37093552
you're just being lazy, at least own it instead of making weak excuses
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Why are we still here anons? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my lack of imouto... and my lack of onee-san... even my lack of onii chan. The relationship I've never had ... the love that was lost... it won't stop hurting...
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>>37093637
Personally I just miss having friends and being here makes the loneliness a little more bearable.
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>>37093637
Well you can always have Kissy as a surrogate, she's happy to take an anon as her otouto.
>>37093666
Satan is correct.
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>>37093637
I'm here for entertainment and just talking. If you don't want to feel that feel anymore, stop watching anime, so instead you'll suffer about how unfulfilling your life is, like me
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Reminder to vote on this so we can have a thread census on trips
https://strawpoll.com/b1s428b

Pretty surprising to see the results tbhfam
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>>37093807
>Pretty surprising to see the results
Not really tbqh fampai, although I am surprised bearguyis that low.
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>>37094297
of course people are going to vote for the midget and the recently devirginized girl
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>>37094297
Protective with that many votes and Laura and Bear so low is pretty surprising fampai.
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>>37094415
Laura isn't low. Put your trip back on, Deer
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Is she really my sister? Like, blood relatives?

by "the mother we share." what does that mean?

Like, did you guys seriously set me up with my sister, paid her to fuck me and do all those things for 2 years...?

Fucking WHY? Why would you do that?

What could you have been possibly thinking?
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>>37094415
>laura
>so low
She's second you retarded faggot.
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>>37094297
>that feel when torn between Bear and Protective
I feel for Protective though
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>>37094564
She only had 3 votes when I typed that out anon
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>no siblings
>parents live far away
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Please be nice to your family members
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tfw gonna meet kissy tomorrow
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I got nothing. We're not even done with the Dom yet.

>Sanding down those dumb nubs
>Sis started to stare at me for some reason until I asked her what was up
>H: "You look reeeally angry."
>I'm actually in a pretty happy mood
>Not the first time I've heard this though
>Our mom has said the same thing
>Asked her if I looked angry when we're in bed
>She does this dumb face and I can't tell if she's holding an answer in or if she is showing me what I look like
>Just tell her to forget it

>>37095314
I hope you and Kissy arrive there safely. Don't do anything to get shot by her im kidding tho. hope you both have a nice time
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>>37092578
I never posted one
I'm overly paranoid and don't want it out there, if you post yours I'll send you a screenshot so you know it's me
>>37093637
I don't know anon, I basically come here to be bullied
>>37094297
For the record, I voted for ________bearg
>>37094414
I'm not a midget, I'm over 5' you cunt
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>>37095640
Stop being so nice. You're making me think twice of my evil plan for you.
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>>37095688
I've been anticipating this evil plane for about 12 hours now, I'm curious, enlighten me
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>>37095640
>>37095688
I'll just send bear your email if that's ok

Also don't spoil it bear
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>>37095720
>evil plane
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>>37095736
He has it
>>37095741
Fight me
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>>37095720
I was about to lift a quote directly from Kung Pow, but I'm too lazy to Google it. Basically, it's pretty evil.
>>37095736
Don't worry about it. My lips are sealed tight. check it
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Me and my qt cousin are pretty close and sometimes we cuddle and she thinks I'm attractive... she's been in my bed before

I kinda want her to be my gf
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>>37095803
Go for it, anon. Have cousin sex with her. There's no biological risk in having children with your cousin.
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>>37096108
Since when did you become an expert at this?
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>>37096125
Since people started telling me that the risk for sibling children isn't actually that high and I looked it up for myself and learned some things.

this thread literally corrupted me
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>>37096125
Now that she knows she's going to have her brother's 10+ children, she forced herself to believe there is 0 risk.
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>>37095802
The anticipation is killing me
I hate surprises, give me a date
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No. Stop with these shitty threads. You have been wrong every time.
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i'm just gonna bump this thread
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>>37096168
Iirc it's mostly higher chances of complications during pregnancy and passing recessive genes, which are pretty bad sometimes. For instance Hemophilia, a condition which prevents blood clotting. In European courts (where people tended to marry relatives) it was so common it was called the Royal Disease.
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Remember when kissy wrote greentexts instead of getting dicked? I member.
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No hugging allowed on page 10
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>>37092205
>Botox injections

Fucking disgusting. You'll look like a plastic doll, then your muscles will get fucked up and you'll look like Droopy
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>tfw Austria reads books and is an absurdist

I like you a lot. If in the foreseeable future you are invited in someone's (who knows whose!) basement, I'm sure they'll let you read books and stuff during your free time. Or at least when you're being a good girl, anyway.
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>>37098251
I'm trying my best, anon
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>>37100575
To get dicked by aniki or to write greentexts?
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>>37098251
It takes effort to write down every dick time
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>>37100613
>To get dicked by aniki
I'm doing my best
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>>37100631
Have you done anything more after last time?

>>37100647
A good imouto always tries harder.
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>>37099631
Yeah, I agree, so thank goodness I get them into my scalp around my head where they have absolutely no aesthetic use, and just (should) help with my migraines, ie stopping me from puking my guts out from pain twice a week. I'm not into Barbie-fying myself for the heck of it.
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>>37100719
Nothing that we haven't already done.
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>>37100719
I just got oniichan dicked with me on top is that trying hard enough?
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>>37093078
LOL found you Austria
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>>37101675
Learned, snarky AND doesn't want children. You are my favorite kind of person.
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>>37101675
A-are you stalking me, titcow?
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>>37102149
What's that anon calling you a drug dealer for?
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>>37102351
Probably because I occasionally do coke. Dunno.
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>>37102385
Wow, you really are a yuppie in the making. I fucking knew it
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>>37102385
>I occasionally do coke
And just like that I regret my vote on the poll.
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>>37102407
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Seriously though, it's literally the only thing that makes me pain free.

>>37102421
I'm sorry to be such a disappointment anon.
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>>37102149
haha na but i knew it was you before I got to county

check the thread again
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>>37102431
>it's literally the only thing that makes me pain free.

Still the more you tell us about yourself the more stacy-like you sound. Initially you gave this impression that you were a reclusive, awkward yet witty nerd but turns out you go to parties all the time and you also snort blow into your head. What does your neurologist have to say about that?
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>>37102467
>pretty, at least from what my brother tells me
Oh you qt titcow you.

>>37102482
I don't really go to parties all the time, but yes I alternate between wanting to have friends around me and retreating into myself completely - usually varies with the pain, too.
>What does your neurologist have to say about that?
"I'd rather you don't but if it genuinely helps, I'd rather you moderately self-medicate than kill yourself."
Two people from my migraines group have offed themselves last year. It's really not a fun illness. I'm not railing lines of blow from a guys dick in some night club, I take it to stop puking my guts out from pain, at least for a while. Trust me, the normal pain meds I get prescribed aren't much healthier (they're stimulants too after all), and at least coke is easy on the liver and kidneys.
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>>37102549
>Two people from my migraines group have offed themselves last year.

Yeah, you told me that a couple weeks ago. I'm the guy whose little brother might end up with cluster headaches.

>I'm not railing lines of blow from a guys dick in some night club, I take it to stop puking my guts out from pain, at least for a while.

>not doing it from a hooker's tits

I understand though. I just have this strong bias against hard drugs, even if I know you don't do it to be a degenerate and your headaches are nothing to sneeze at. All in all though I'd give you all of the hugs currently in my heart-wallet, I'd ship them to your doorstep in a gay-ass packaging.
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>>37102673
Oh, yeah.
I really, really hope your brother will be fine, it's not something I'd wish on anyone.
Sorry if I seem all defensive, I just wanted to make clear that I'm not doing drugs because I'm a hedonistic yuppie cunt.
And of course everyone who does drugs has some great, oh-so reasonable excuse for it, so I'm probably sounding even more defensive now.
I'm glad you get it though.
I appreciate it anon, thank you. I mean, I'm lucky anyway, I have a family who supports me and the means for whatever therapy there is (even if I haven't found one that really helps yet), so I don't want to bitch too much.
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>>37102742
>Sorry if I seem all defensive
>I'm probably sounding even more defensive now.

It doesn't sound like your family (mother) is 100% supportive of your choices, but you take the good with the bad I suppose.
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>>37102944
Lel my mother is literally not supporting a single thing I do or say on principle ever since I came out. It's fine though, it's not like I'm very surprised that she's a cunt.
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>>37102975
Hope she never finds out about the sister stuff then. That'd be one hell of a shitstorm
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>>37103122
Well, part of me almost hopes she does find out. Might finally give her that aneurysm I'm hoping for.
Just kidding. I don't want her to die. It'd break my father, even if I can't understand why.
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>>37100779
That's good. I hope it helps
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>>37102149
I don't think /r9k/ has all that many people honestly. You can even track the non-trips across threads when they say anything at all distinctive.
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>>37103228
It does a bit. It's just frustrating because getting three dozen needles stuck into your head and pumped full of hot poison isn't all that comfortable and my doc keeps saying it helps in like 70% of the cases he's had, and most are pain free (or at least noticeably better) for months at a time before they have to re-do it, and I'm just not feeling it. If you've tried so many different approaches, every failing one is just one more thing that didn't work and eventually you run out of things to try.
Anyway let's go back to sister-loving.
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>>37102549
>Oh you qt titcow you
You think so? I'm not used to self esteem
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>>37103538
My nee-chan is the cutest there is!
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>>37103538
you shouldn't be, literally all complements directed toward you are merely attempts to get in your pants
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>>37103286
>you can even track the non-trips

I've tried and it rarely works

And nah, there are thousands. It's just that most of them are on and off. I've talked to anons from all 50 states, all over Eastern and Western Europe and even a few from the Philippines. I live in an area with a population of sub 10 million non-english speakers, and I've met several of my tribe
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>>37103538
Sure I think so kissy.

>>37103669
>get into the pants of a titcow thousands of miles away when I have a perfectly fine nee-san literally next door
Pls
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>>37103708
speaking of, you should greentext the last lewd you did before the pool story

plz
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>>37103669
>Can't make compliments just to be nice
Shit, I must have wanted to pound that one guy who had good taste in mobile suits pretty hard then.
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>>37103885
Exactly. You did fuck your sister for the same reason.
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>>37103735
You mean the night before our parents left for Italy?
Not much to tell honestly.
>lie in her bed together watching the new Archer
>have my head against her neck/collarbone, just cuddling and super comfy
>tell her I love her
>"Is Archer making you gayer still?"
>giggle like an idiot
>"You're not exactly straight as a ruler either"
>back and forth about how gay we are
>kiss her to assert gay dominance
>her hands immediately run down my body into the waistband of my panties
>moister than an oyster.gif
>rubs me off
>not really paying much attention to TV anymore but not really getting off either somehow (it happens)
>feels really nice though just feeling her fingers there
>make out some more until she goes for a bath
>want to join in
>"Anon I'm trying to get clean not dirty"
>door-in-face
>go back to her bed and hug her pillow like an idiot
>so fucking in love
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>>37103613
>>37103708
Th-thanks that makes me feel pretty good about myself
>>37103669
I mean I kind of think that's a compliment
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>>37104046
>Moister than an oyster
Kek
Reminds me of the time I ate a raw oyster at the beach because my mom said I wouldn't
>>37102549
Damn, the more I read about your headaches the worse I feel for you
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>>37104178
I actually like oysters occasionally, although I've never had them straight out of the ocean. But as antipasti, just with a bit of lemon they're pretty good desu.

>the more I read about your headaches the worse I feel for you
Thanks Laura. It's okay I'm kinda used to it and I'm still not giving up that somehow they'll find a way to cure it (or they'll just stop as randomly as they started).
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>>37104046
CUTE

>go back to her bed and hug her pillow like an idiot

I bet you'll be doing this too when she's gone to murrica. Or wearing something she wears and smells like her
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>>37104016
Yes, I fugged my sister because she of her tastes in mobile suits. All my decisions in life are fueled by my liking of mecha.
>>37104046
>assert gay dominance
You keep getting cooler, and it keeps getting sweeter.
>>37104178
You popped up finally.
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>>37104046
>so fucking in love
So fucking cute
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>>37104279
>All my decisions in life are fueled by my liking of mecha.

It's all you talk about, so why not?
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>>37104241
Probably, I mean we're sharing clothes a lot in any case because the maids never know who owns what and we have similar body types anyway, so it's not weird or unusual.
I've never smelled her panties or something like that though, always seemed like an invasion of privacy and I'm just not really into it.
I got myself off in her bed though, after we slept in it together and she left in the morning and I could just watch her get dressed from the bed. God, dat ass tho.

>>37104279
>>37104308
T-thanks anons.
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>>37104233
I like all kinds of seafood
>>37104279
You motherfucker
I'll find some way to get back at you for this
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>>37104320
are you both naked when you have sexy times? I'm sure you can take it further somehow
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>>37104314
I'd rather try to have my decisions be influenced by shows like Kamen Rider, but no. I'm just obsessed is all.
>>37104326
That's the thing, you don't have anything to use against me.
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>>37104320
>I've never smelled her panties or something like that though
Pleb
>>37104466
DENSE
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>>37104326
Yeah me too. Seafood is pretty good.

>>37104414
Not really, we are occasionally but it's been very spontaneous so hands-in-pants is more our style. But at night we also got naked completely a few times.

>>37104539
>Pleb
Oh shush smol, I'm not into every degeneracy under the Heavens. Just some.
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>>37104674
Gotta get maximum skin on skin contact if you ever want it to escalate to oral and stuff
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>>37104539
I've been called Brendan and dense for almost half a year now. I'm used to it.
>>37104674
Crawfish are considered seafood, right? Crawfish is always nice to eat.
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>>37104539
>Laura talking about density

You are just the cutest, chick nugget
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>>37104757
Yes definitely. And I want that very much, but at the same time I also don't want to go overboard (and I'm really happy with how things are going)
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>>37104674
how do you feel about being your sisters fuck toy?
>>37104792
>Crawfish are considered seafood, right?
I don't know Brendan. Does it live in the fucking water
>>37104833
Me being dense once in a blue moon doesn't make him not dense
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>>37105006
>Me being dense once in a blue moon doesn't make him not dense

>once in a blue moon

heh

Don't worry. We like you the way you were published: High density pocket version
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RIP Chris Cornell :(
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>>37104989
You were also scared of going overboard when we suggested you let your hands wander a bit. You know, before you felt her boobage
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>>37105219
WHAT

I was just listening to Black Hole Sun for the hundreth time :(
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>>37105255
Cobain, Stanley, Wyland, now Cornell. All we have left is Eddie Bedder, and Gavin "Faggot" Rosdale
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>>37105307
Don't you fucking dare, I need the last two alive
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>>37105307
who's Wyland?
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>>37105336
Scott Wyland, Stone Temple Pilots
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>>37105307
>Gavin "Faggot" Rosdale

I have a better one. Rosedale
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>>37105361
16 Stone, amazing. Razorblade, trash. What changed? He met Gwen Stephanie between the two. And let us not speak of the latest return on Bush
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>>37105307
You misspelled half those names. Are you getting drunk?
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>>37105336
was in stone temple pilots, retard
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>>37105400
Nah, rushed cause work, and too lazy to look up spellings
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>>37105006
Well, platypuses stay in the water a lot. I wouldn't consider them seafood. It's a harmless question. Why not pad?
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>>37105428
hey cut me some slack, I was in kindergarten when the guy died
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>>37105006
Altogether I'd like our relationship to be eye-to-eye and being treated as her equal (which she's always done) but if she wants to tie me up and do whatever she wants to me, I won't object.

>>37105235
That's a good point.
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>>37105521
Jesus fuck, I really am old enough to be all y'all's dad
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>>37104539
would you let anons sniff your panties after you masterbate in them?
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>>37105548
Don't say that with Laura here, she'll get the wrong idea.
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>>37105506
Seafood is gross
Why would she want to look like a titcow?

>>37105521
So you're in first grade now?
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>tfw you meet kissychan and she's super cute in person
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>>37105656
I'm 20. How old are you anyway?
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>>37105694
Fuck you, this is like the fifth boasting post you've made in this format. Next week are you going to be like "tfw I met kissy last week and none of you did"
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>>37105548
We probably are. Austria said she was reading Frozen fanfiction in school.
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>>37105694
she's a shit human, enjoy
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>>37105694
Did you get pictures?

>>37105704
Why were you in kindergarten at 19?
Old enough to be your twin.
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>>37105656
Well, I don't eat a lot of seafood to be honest. We just like crayfish a lot.
>Seafood is gross
That's life. What's your favorite food though?
>Why would she want to look like a titcow?
She posted Sakuya. I may be stupid, but I'm able told read between the lines sometimes.
>>37105548
You're what, a cool 50 years old?
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>>37105743
The saddest part for me was telling my son this morning, and him looking confused and saying "Who?"

"You know, black hole sun?"

"Oh, you mean that Nirvana guy?"

I've failed as a parent
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>>37105795
I was responding to a guy telling me about Scott Weiland who died in 2002
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>>37105815
Uhhh...he died in 2015, home fries
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>>37105798
I don't know, maybe tacos

>>37105813
R.I.P.

>>37105815
He died december 2015
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>>37105830
woops, was thinking of Layne Staley

This is what I get for pulling an all-nighter
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>>37105860
At least he went out the way he wanted: with the needle still in his arm
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>>37105882
This might be a dumb question, but what's the deal with musicians and drugs? Do they have no stress tolerance?
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>>37105795
>Did you get pictures?
Still with her we just met up. I haven't asked yet
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>>37105006
That image is 100% you
[email protected] in case you're still okay with listening to me whine about my life
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>>37105916
Near as I've read, it's an escape. They sing to try an Express themselves, and drugs help to further the distraction. They get stuck in thier thoughts and it overwhelms them. Comedians are in the same vein, no pun intended
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>>37105916
It's a part of the industry, or used to be at least. They've worked as inspiration for some, stress relief for others, there's a different story for every musician.
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>>37105966
So being a famous entertainer means you're doomed to be miserable?
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>>37087623
>TFW I have a big sister but she's an ingrateful coal burning slut who's all full of herself.

FUCK
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>>37105933
Kill that used goods whore please and thank you
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>>37106061
>tfw kissy's on the news for headshotting an anon in the middle of a mall
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>>37105987
Dunno, I'm not famous. Seems like an awful lot of them an hero though. Hell, look at Robin Williams. Would you have expected him to go wind chime?
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>>37106105
Deer guy please, center mass
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>>37106192
Robin Williams did change my view of comedians, and funny people in general. He's like a reminder that for some of them (at least), humor is just a way to cope with whatever shit hand they've been dealt. Gives a new meaning to "comedic relief" doesn't it?

>>37106207
This, the CNS
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>>37105743
That movie came out 4 years ago. I was 16 four years ago, gramps.
I barely remember a time before smartphones.
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>>37106371
Guess I won't try to confuse you with tales of rotary phones, and 8 track equipped cars
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>>37106371
I remember when the ipod touch was announced. Blew a lot of people's minds at that time
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>>37106410
>rotary phones
I forgot those existed, I think my grandparents have a few antique ones
Stop being so old
How's your daughter? Still with her gf?
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>>37106410
Dial-up Internet is the most horrible thing from the past to me. I'm so glad I wasn't a teen when that was still around.

>>37106461
I had one of those small Ipods, nano? Horrible thing.

>>37106485
Wait, Anal has a daughter? Is she qt?
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>>37106485
She's fine. Focusing on her crochet business and trying to figure out if she still wants to continue with her college plans.

They broke up, she said she's done dating for a while because "girls are too much drama". Of course, I caught her sucking face with someone when I picked her up from a dance a few week back. So I dunno anymore
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>>37106513
Son, and a daughter from wife's previous marriage. Hence my cuck title.

And if dial up is the worst thing, I won't bore you with tales of climbing up on the roof to fix the TV antenna
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>>37106371
....

You fucking kids. I lived through the glorious era of video-tapes and casettes and dial up being a revolutionary new thing It was awful and now you won't even enter my magical dungeon.
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>>37106563
Your basement needs waterbeds and ceiling mirrors
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>>37106558
>climbing up on the roof to fix the TV antenna
Jesus Christus, I've only ever seen that in movies.
Also you didn't say if your daughter was qt.

>>37106563
>tfw too much of a kiddo to get basement access
pic related

>>37106594
Yes to ceiling mirrors but fuck waterbeds. What is this, Californication?
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>>37106513
>Dial-up Internet
Fuck I miss that sound

>>37106529
The female is a mysterious specimen

>>37106558
>climbing up on the roof to fix the TV antenna
I'll never experience this, and it makes me sad for some reason. I remember standing at the door yelling to my father whether or not the tv had any signal during storms

>>37106563
Be kind, rewind

>>37106594
>waterbeds
You people need to stop giving me nostalgia
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>>37106513
>I had one of those small Ipods, nano?

I used to watch south park episodes at night on my ipod nano when we went on camping trips
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>>37106613
I don't look at her like that, so I'm not really the best judge. I guess so? She's smol like y'all, 5'3, and part of the itty bitty titty committee. Weighs like 100. Brown hair, hazel eyes, freckles, very fair skined
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>>37106674
Yes of course, I meant it more like "do other people/girls consider her cute" obviously you wouldn't be the judge of it.
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>>37106747
Well, she's had a few girlfriends, and doesn't have problems making out after dances, so I assume so
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>>37106594
I WON'T SULLY THE GOOD NAME OF MY UTILITARIAN AND FULLY AUTOMATED BASEMENT WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL OR PURELY COSMETIC ADDITIONS

>>37106613
>>tfw too much of a kiddo to get basement access

Well, if you insist, exceptions can be made, even though you're not out of your alpha version yet.

>>37106654
Aaaah all those memories flooding the mind PTSD, probably
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>>37106814
I'm really curious what your sadpanda favorites list consists of. Pure vanilla.
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>>37106772
So you always knew she was gay? No problems with either you or your ex wife? Huh.
That's pretty great, good on you/her.
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>>37106894
loli leaves me terribly indifferent, but if I printed my hentai collection, I'd get several metric tons of (YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS) BDSM ranging from the cute and cuddly and generally benign to the cruel and guro-y and generally not so benign.
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>>37106973
Not ex wife. It's my wife's daughter from her previous marriage. I'm just the step dad, but her dad is a deadbeat loser who can't accept he sucks as an artist.

And not always. I found out when I fixed her laptop and found tons of browsing history of lesbian fan fiction and lesbian BDSM art tabs. She came out a few years later. I don't see why we'd have an issue. As long as she meets someone who's not a crazy feminazi sjw, we don't care. I do like to tease her about it though
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>>37107071
>I found out when I fixed her laptop and found tons of browsing history of lesbian fan fiction and lesbian BDSM art tabs
That's pretty funny. Does she know you saw it?
Also some teasing stories would be nice
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>>37107135
Yeah, she knew. Was red faced embarrassed when I told her to clear her browsing history next time. Was even redder faced when I offered to give her links to a few good sites.

Stories? Well, last night was one. She takes Omega 3 tabs with her daily multivitamins. The capsule broke in her mouth, so she was complaining that the fish oil tastes terrible. So I shot back "well, if you're gonna be a good lesbian, you'll need to get used to that flavor."
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>>37107184
That's great. How old was she when you fixed it?
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I wonder how kissy is doing with that anon
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>>37107228
Fuck, 12-13 I think? She still had the Linux laptop. She got her Chromebook at 15, and she'd come out by then
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>>37107251
>kissy the literal slut

Do you even have to ask
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>>37107251
I just want to state it in no uncertain terms, if that anon has abducted and is currently holding kissy in his basement sex dungeon, performing unspeakably depraved acts on her against her will, I will sue him for the copyright infringement without a moment of hesitation. I take my IP rights very seriously.
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tfw my brother is a big buff chad nigger that has decided to ignore me forever
pls let your lil sis hug you
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>>37107315
As you should. These things are best left to professionals
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>>37106973
So, Austria. When did you first know you were gay? Storytime pls
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>>37107346
>Doesn't hug his sister.
He's a shit onii-chan anyway, better luck next life.

>>37107748
RIP Kissy
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>>37107748
I think she would be upset if I did that
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>>37107878
Show her the image at least, let her know we're rooting for her
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>>37091980
Oh anon, Im so sorry.
Jesus.
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>>37107901
I already know I don't stand a chance with her
>>37107901
She laughed
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>>37107748
Not a full cow, but my sister had a bad experience with a calf. We were coming back from dumping some tree branches on a farmer's property, and she made me stop because she saw a calf laying on its side. Just a few seconds outside until she ran the fuck behind me once she figured out it was dead. Didn't help that it was pretty dark outside.

Said it had no eyes, but she may have imagined things since she was pretty scared. I find it funny.
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>>37108171
Dude...that's some reptilian alien shit right there. Your lucky you weren't abducted and anal probed
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I haven't been on r9k since January and I always wondered how Pat and Em are. Can someone give me a rundown? I'd much appreciate it.
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>>37108275
Or it fell over, died, and started decaying like most dead animals do

>>37108295
Emma got jelly and killed everyone
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>>37108295
>I always wondered how Pat and Em are.
Anon....
He was fake and probably killed himself.
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>>37108327
Nope. It was the grays testing thier vivisection beam in preparation for the invasion
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>>37108424
No need to feel bad, all of the stories here are also most likely fake.
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>>37108424
Well...Em and him were real (supposedly anyway). He did confess to her, twice, but was rejected. The begining, with her moving out to live with him was true. But she moved out soon after. The rest was fiction
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>>37108275
Of course you'd include the probing part.
>>37108327
I'm sure a quick Google search would answer me, but I'm curious if the eyes go first or not.
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>>37108459
Thanks anon. I suppose I got carried away with their story.
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>8 year old sister has started wearing a bra (sports bra).
>Soon she will no longer meet me at the front door everytime I visit.
>Soon she won't follow me around the house and beg me to carry her.
>Soon she won't want to cuddle up on the couch and watch tv


Why do they grow up so fast, robots?

IT'S NOT FAIR!!

I DON'T WANT IT TO END!!!!
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>>37108580
Cherish the moments while they last. Hug her tightly and tell her you love her, post her reaction
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>>37108523
There's new trips to like now though. Do you like any of them?
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>>37108656
Idk I haven't checked the archive. Too lazy. Plus it's 3am here.
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>>37108678
Bear guy is fucking his sister so there's a good pat replacement
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>>37108703
But what if he's the same?
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>>37108703
Raw? Nice
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>>37108743
Kissy and Laura have pseudo proof so there's that
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>>37108834
What pseudo proof is that?
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This is from yesterday

>Be me
>20 yo male college student just got home
>3 sisters
>Oldest is 17 and got skinnier while I was gone
>Bad skinny
>Don't say anything because it seems like she's just dieting
>Over a couple days I'm home all day unpacking, lazing around, seasonal-NEET stuff and watching her
>She always makes a big deal about eating
>Counting every calorie
>Counting out portions
>It's gone beyond dieting it's almost mania now
>I don't know what to do, I have been a shit brother my whole life
>Im starting to workout but I'm fat, lonley, a weeb. What grounds do I even have to give her advice
>Finally I confront her after she talks about being ashamed to eat in school
>Tell her how she's hurting herself and that if she doesn't stop it can get worse
>Tell her I don't want to see her waste away
>"Why should I take advice from a fatass like you!"

Haven't talked again yet. I feel like I'm a failure of a brother and I should just go back to school. But I'm not going to let her starve herself.
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>>37108865
Deer guy apparently has seen Laura's proof and Kissy posted some pics once that I could not locate with a hard image search
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>>37108865
kissy's posted pictures, though they could be random pictures they got from someone else. Laura talks privately with me and sends me stuff, but you'll have to take my word on that because I'm not posting any of her stuff
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>>37108937
Or so he claims. And kissy's pics just prove that she's a girl. Nothing else.
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>>37108865
>>37108937
For what it's worth, I've seen enough proof from Beargguy to affirm he's real
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>>37108972
>Laura talks privately with me
How could we fucking forget?
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>>37108611

She isn't with me right now, so it will have to wait till saturday.

I usually hug her atleast once everytime I see her, but lately she hasn't always been in the mood.

I just hope she doesn't go complete roastie when she becomes a teen.
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>>37108976
Like him fucking his sister over their birth certificates?
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>>37109145
Nah, but enough info on his location, pics of private stuff, and collaborating stories/ancidotes to match his prior posts and claimed location to say that, if I had to take odds, I'd say it's difficult to impossible for him to lying.
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>>37108865
didn't kissy confirm austria to us a while back?
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>>37109336
I don't know, did she?
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>>37108973
a hot titcow girl at that. fucking mmmm

anyone else want to touch her tits or is that just me?
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>>37091675
If i remember correctly, Haruhi Suzumiya, my waifu, is 5'2'' . Cute height indeed.
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>>37109436
i fapped to her tits 9/10
>>37109444
trips confirm she is your waifu
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What do you think the odds are of most of the tripfags being one LARPer, and they even email themself in case somebody asks to see an email between them?
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>>37110037
Story-chan.
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>>37110037
>>37110097
I watch the poster count pretty regularly. I don't think the current ones are.
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>>37110338
Maybe, but does it really matter?
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>>37110338
Don't be fooled anon, they could be using VPNs. I've noticed some of them increase the poster count despite having previously posted in the thread.
It's mostly lies.
>>37110391
We must expose and burn them.
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>>37110458
Do you really expect any stories on 4chan, let alone the internet, to be real?
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>>37083841
>tfw you know your older brother browses /r9k/ but didnt get a hug
WHY, ONIIIIII-CHAAAAANNNNNN?
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>>37110958
Go hug that motherfucker and tell him you love him, post results
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>playing wow
>Daughter rushed out of bathroom, panicked
>Tugs on shirt, whispers I need to come with her
>Annoyed, but go. Wife cocks eyebrow
>Drug into bathroom
>Floor has a layer of water
>Toilet flowing
>Shards of tp floating like ice bergs
>Wtf???????
>"I...I tried to flush my tampon..."
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>>37111518
kek, why did she ask for your help instead of her mom's?
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>>37111594
because her mom is a bitch whose only parenting tool is negative reinforcement
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>>37111594
A. Mom would have flipped her shit cause she told her not to do that prior
B. By that point, I'd become the toilet unclog expert cause apartment plumbing sucks
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>>37111647
Is she?

>>37111648
Oh that explains it, must have been awkward as fuck for her
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>>37111745
Just a guess. That's usually the reason a kid strongly avoids going to a parent when they made a mistake. It's usually a big part of why kids, especially teenagers, drift strongly away from their parents in general and don't talk about their personal lives.
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>>37111870
Well, to be fair, she was warned not to do it, so mom's anger was warranted.
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>>37111913
>Defending your spouses subpar and emotionally destructive parenting with "she deserves it because she was warned"

I know its hard to judge your spouse, but come on. You know that she understood she messed up and that she is sorry and that your own approach of being dependable in a time of crisis is much better in this case, and will help her have a feeling that she can come to you when something is wrong in the future.
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>>37112059
When you have a child who has straight As, teen, obviously intelligent, so something directly opposite of what you told them because "My friend said you were wrong", your entitled to get angry anon. I'm not sure what your idea on parenting is, but despite her obviously bad outcome, it was still overt insubordination on her part. She wasn't hit, wasn't really screamed at. She lost Wii and cell phone for a week.

But I suppose that is corporal punishment with these helicopter mom raised kids now
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>>37084105
>tfw only has a bitchy stuck-up teenage princess for a sister

I really envy you. She hardly ever even uses my name, let alone calls me by any nicknames.
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>>37112178
As a parent, you are never entitled to be angry with your kids. You do what is best for the kid, not lash out with whatever emotion you feel entitled to feel. Showing anger could hypothetically be what is best for a kid in a situation, but displaying anger because "I am entitled to" is immature bullshit.
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>>37112289
How many kids do you have anon?
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Alright so I'm back and I had a good time with the anon from this thread and I was not kidnapped. Success?

We talked about family stuff a lot and he got me a stuffed animal. can I post it without making people upset? it's really cute
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>>37112491
>spoiler
It better be nice, only the best for my nee-chan.
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>>37112334
Do you think the amount of kids you have make you good at knowing what's right for them? How many other parents do you see that you think have shitty parenting styles and are just frankly dead wrong about how to treat their kids? How about the helicopter moms?

I can guess your answer.

Idk what you're even doing here, you're obviously normie AF and your defensive attempt with the implied appeal to authority is older than agriculture and dumber than a loaf of bread.
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>>37112521
So no kids. K, thanks anon. I can safely ignore your input now
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>>37112531
This is the point where someone tells you you don't need to be/do something in order to criticize it, and then you reply with something even dumber.
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>>37112521
>older than agriculture and dumber than a loaf of bread.
I'm stealing that one for later use. Sorry anon.
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>>37112491
Post it, I'm sure he'll get a kick out of seeing it
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>>37112515
>>37112645
Alright. And yeah it's pretty nice.
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>>37112750
Is that a fucking otter
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>>37112750
timestamp or it didn't happen. it's the rule
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>>37112771
The cutest fucking otter ever though
>>37112793
ick
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>>37112750
time to save and put ms paint splooge marks all over this
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>>37112750
What a otterly cute stuffed animal.

Glad it went well.
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>>37112750
The angle on that pic is kind of potato. Could you take a better shot?
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>>37112850
God that was just so freaking weird
>>37112886
>pun
end yourself just kidding I love puns
And thanks it was pretty fun.
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>>37112969
Sure anon. He's with his new family now though.
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>>37113193
That's fucking adorable. Thank you
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>>37113310
What's more adorable was this qt taking the picture. She's more cute in person
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>>37113400
Did she exhibit any of the social anxiety she told us about?
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Came home to my mom complaining about having to spend 15 minutes fixing the shower head
Now, we all know what I was doing with said shower head this morning, and her saying "I can think of two reasons why that would be out of place" means she knows too
First time I use it in a long time and this is what happened, the jig was up immediately
>>37112886
>otterly cute
You need to see someone and get help immediately
it was hilarious, but my point stands
>>37105506
>Why not pad?
Cause that's just fake, like makeup or implants
I'd rather be me than and flat than a bunch of plastic
>>37105538
Boo
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>>37112750
>ask to post her gun
>" I'm not posting any kind of pics anymore "

>posts a pic of an object, includes her legs
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>>37113310
You're welcome
>>37113400
sh-shush
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>>37113504
Yeah she had a hard time talking and mostly just wrote on a notepad. She seemed a bit uncomfortable but not sure if because her anxiety or it's because I'm a 3/10 fatty.

She showed pics of her and her brother hugging
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>>37113625
Cool deal. Thanks for sharing anon.

Glad your back safe Kissy
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Fuck you. None of you deserve siblings, I should've had siblings.
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>>37113625
the only thing she ever said about her brother's appearance (that I recall) is that he's 220lbs. What did he look like? Any facial hair?
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>>37113592
I should have seeked help a long time ago because these puns have been passing between eachotter for years now. Also, the pads were a joke. Just stay you. And stop being so spicy. You're reminding me of stuff.
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>>37113676
He's handsome and cute do you need to know more?

He's got a cute stuble
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>>37113612
You deserve praise neesan

>>37113655
NP guy

>>37113676
Short hair, some facial hair, not bad looking I guess (not gay) thick eyebrows, looks a bit like her, not too muscular but he could probably kick my ass with ease
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>>37113655
Oh and thanks, you old man
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>>37113802
>He's got a cute stuble

How does that feel upon your lips?
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>>37113592
I thought you of all people would appreciate dad jokes the most.
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>>37113843
I really like it actually, I've always given him shit when he shaves clean.
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>>37114070
I thought vaginas were extremely sensitive
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>>37114109
W-wait I thought you meant my face lips
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>>37114207
face lips are useless in 2017 bb, genital lips are the future
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>>37107388
Sorry, I was at this class reunion thing until now and I'm kinda pissed and drunk. I'll greentext it tomorrow
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>>37113592
>"I can think of two reasons why that would be out of place" means she knows too
HOLY SHIT! MY SIDES!! Your mom is based as fuck, I bet she told your dad or maybe she didn't need to...
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>>37114376
Get some rest toots
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>>37114376
You should check out the thread a little some cool news happened. I met your favorite titcow in person
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>be summer
>Daughter walks to Aunt house to play with nephews
>Usually gives notice
>No notice today
>Walks in, nephews no where to be found
>Walks around, trying to see if anyone is home
>Walks into kitchen
>Aunt getting nailed over the sink by a neighbor from a few houses down

And that's how my sister in law got a divorce
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>>37115110
WEW LAD! What a slut.
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>>37115178
Former stripper. Met her husband as she was "getting out of the biz"

Side note; every single one of her kids has autism. We're convinced her drug used contributed to it
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>>37115220
>marrying a stripper
What kind of cuck was her husband
>>
>>37115110
Wew that's a story alright. Glad she got caught.
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>>37115220
>Former stripper.
How did nobody so this coming from a mile away.
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>>37115307
Government contracted programer. Honestly, I have no idea what the exact situation was with them. He slept in his mancave office most of the time. The few times I met him, he'd never talk unless he'd had a few drinks first. From what I heard, he offered during the divorce for her to stay in the house, live as room mates rent free, if she'd just take care of the kids and cook
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>>37115354
>so
see*
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>37115361
Just one more reason to never get married.
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>>37115466
Unless it's with your imouto/neesan
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>>37115485
Perhaps, but would you say that same if they've cheated on someone in the past?
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New thread up folks

>>37115494
>>37115494
>>37115494
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