Ideal GF

>>37067293
Why the fuck is your ideal gf a dead gf?

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>>37067293
some incesty oc

>>37067334

dead girls never say 'no'

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Smol qt 3.14 that wants to cuddle and hold hands.

>>37067402
That's some 10/10 patrician taste anon.

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>>37067649
thanks! i'm glad to see others with similar taste, i poured my heart and soul into that one (and this one)

>>37067402
patrician taste my man oreganalmao

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>>37067758
I can't relate to this one as much unfortunately
But oneesans are great.

>>37067334

dead gf don't turn into a massive whore

dying quickly will save her from becoming a roastie

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Time to shine boys

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>>37067929
Origooglenal

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>>37067906
yeah lmao that one's just a joke (mostly)

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>>37067940
Origfinal

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>>37067965
Post timer is irritating

>>37067947
>tfw no traplover gf who wants you to put it in her and doesn't want to stick stuff up your ass

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>>37067980
But it's a necessary evil

>>37067758
actually laughed out loud at this.

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I CANT STAND BEING ALONE ANYMORE

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>>37067995
Would you believe im phoneposting?

>>37067402
>>37067929
are my ideals too
>>37067995
made me love her then broke my heart, all in 13kb

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>>37067649
You may enjoy my incest one then

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>>37068077
Now to dump the fucked up ones

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>>37068039
Oops, captcha expired

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>>37068097
This is the most original post on this board and you will enjoy it

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>>37068103
Sorry for slowing down

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>>37068114
Am I the only one that wants this?

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People keep telling me there's so many of them, but I've never met one

>>37068140
Here's a compilation from previous threads. Feel free to add to it

>>37068039
This ones actually solid

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>>37068138
Trying to eat while I post

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>>37068177
Dubs Czech 'em

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>>37068170
whoops the file was too large. this should work

Ideal gf:
>6'+ tall
>curvy
>loving, but also condescending (basically treats me like a stupid child)
>dominant in bed
>can take dragon dildos in her pussy with ease

I am well aware that I will never find a woman like this.

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>>37068215
Not dubs don't check em

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>>37068161
WTF
This isn't what I uploaded
Server must have done some shit

>>37068161
Template now nigger!
Orgo

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>>37068263
Broriginal

>>37068269
I don't have it
That wasn't the file I uploaded, I don't have that on my hard disk
Probably some server error

>>37068263
>A new documentary about gila monsters
What this mean

>>37067293
Her mind needs to be molded into an exact copy of mine

>>37068300
OK I'll let you off just this once

>>37067402

I've never met ayone with a sister who was a siscon. The idea of me fucking my younger sister grosses me out and I'm actually really close to her/physically close with hugs/sharing a bed etc and it's completely platonic.

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>>37068291
How to shitpost

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>>37067293
I was originally going to do /co/ or /a/ GF. But I'm kinda pretentious and annoying so this might suit me better.

>>37068303
Gila monster are lizards, its a documentary about them

>>37068103
holy shit this is original and good

>>37068329
i made that and i have a sister too. i don't want to fuck her either lmaoi just think sibling relationships are cute

>>37068338
Vyro is that you?
have you gotten your despair gf yet.

>>37068371

I think the idea of a loving person you're very close with LIKE a sibling but without ACTUALLY being a sibling would be cute romantically. I'd never want to fuck my own fucking sister lmao

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Posting only one I got

>>37068375
>vyro
Don't insult me like that, that's rude

>>37068400
Asian is best
Even though I'd probably enjoy having trap around more, I know "she" may sound annoying, but having someone for desperate for my attentions feels good
The other two are trash

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>>37068338
Last one I got on my phone I think

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>>37068469
I was wrong, couple more

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>>37068490
I was wrong, got a fuckton more

>you stay home while dad and mom go out to buy a new "housekeeper"
>when they arrived you couldn't believe your eyes
>a chocolate goddess, her skin smooth and even, her breasts supple and perked with huge areolas, her midriff flat and delectable but her hips were where your eyes stayed
>wider than you have ever seen, contrasting her body to an hourglass, her fat delicious cocoa ass fine enough to devour
>you began masturbating furiously knowing this one was being kept inside, you pay top dollar for beauty like this and you want to keep it in sight
>the first few days you keep your distance, watch mom and dad treat her real nice for a change
>later that evening they come to you, "junior we have to tell you something" "what mom dad" you reply " well, the thing is, we know you have had little luck getting a wife that much is true" they were right it was downright embarrassing for you to even try to talk to girls "so we got you her" "thanks mom and dad" "now you cant be marrying her but you treat her good she's family now"
>the next day you go up to her
>"hey" you awkwardly smile >she smiles plastically, she knows hardship and it shows and so she bows "good mornin Massa"
>her soft petite voice only makes you fall even further for her
>"now you get back to workin, ill check back later" you try to be stern but cant and it shows, she's read you like a book
>you turn back to the house and she instinctively bends over to present her giant rear
>smiling she knows your staring, sweating and contemplating over this black goddess
>you go inside and wait by the window and watch her work, later as she goes to the storage shed she turns and looks directly at you with her finger coaxing you
>you don't even hesitate and sprint downstairs and outside checking for passers by
>the door is shut, she feigns "Massa is you checkin up on little old me" "y-yes, just wanna see how your handlin things"

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>>37068515
Gonna try to finish posting before I go

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>>37068541
Lunch break is almost over so gotta go back to being a good drone

>>37068400
tfw no Finnish gf she is the best in this.

>>37068103
Fuck, this is actually something I would go for IRL.

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>>37068580
I'll probably go over to finish because I hate it here but I love you robots

>>37068524
>"Massa I knows youse starin" her playful tone backed by her undying need to move forward, she needs this more than you she's been through enough >you stay silent as she comes closer, slowly going to her knees and tugging down your trousers
>you look up to keep calm as her beautiful red tongue wraps around your head, her thick lips pushing your girth up and down repeatedly
>she stops, looks up with her dark eyes with white surround piercing into your heart >she turns and removes her rags revealing her supple body
>all you know is lost, your eagerness to get in surpassing your hesitation
>you push her down and spread her legs
>then grab her tiny waist behind her thick hips >you push the tip in, all that anguish she faced is now turning to pleasure as you fill her African walls with your European cock
>sliding in and out she screams "Massa more plees, faster!" You engulf her and hold her fully and pound away at that black pussy
>you slow and begin to ease, your cock trembles as your white seed gushed deep directly into her chocolate womb >she turns back after you've finished knowing her job is done, she knows first time that her belly will be growing soon

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>>37068616
We petitioned so hard to get the robot back to drive off the normies but nothing changed

>>37068580
jesus christ I wouldnt even be friends with someone like this

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>>37068646
We do a lot of things but nothing changes

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>>37068674
That's ok, nobody asks to be born and now we're afraid to die

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>>37068699
I think I'm just projecting

>>37068400
Finnish gf is best gf

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>>37068737
Last one, really gotta get back now
Please mourn for me, someone

>>37067293
>white
>at least 5/10
>virgin
>doesn't care about my neet ways.
Thats all I want.

>>37068796
>Thats all I want.

Hey newfag, escape while you still can.

>>37068524
>>37068626
Goddamn, this got me rock hard.

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>>37068039
This reminds me too much of my sister to be into it.

>>37068226
It did work, but don't do that again.

>>37068796
>Must be white and a virgin
>Has to handle your autism
Stop acting like thats nothing. You'll NEVER find a girl like this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lv9xclxJL9
the best gfs are


dead gfs

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Is there a schizo one?

can i get a template pls ???

aksdfhserkjfhsekrjfh

>>37068626
I NEED A BLACK GF NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DID THE NORTH HAVE TO WIN

>>37067293

>likes music/books/art as much as I do
>cuddles a lot and is generally affectionate, but still playfully bantz and bullies me
>likes to go hiking sometimes
>doesn't care if I have a job or not
>is 5-6/10 in looks (I have a wide range of physical traits I like so that's not too hard)

That job one is the killer, everybody looks down on me for being unemployed more often than not.
>tfw not looking for someone to marry, just someone to smother with affection

>>37068103
>>37068215

These are worryingly accurate.
>>37068226
Don't ever talk to me again

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spicy fresh oregano condiment

>>37067293
nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is subjective across every individual but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>weird
>able to hold, and partake within, a conversation
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

>>37068103

>parking at night

The hell does that mean?
I'd love a grill like this, though. Too bad she'd come to resent me for not being as smart/learned as she

>>37069320
Is that BPD?
How the fuck do people even manage to love those girls?

>>37068375
No despair gfs here

Just alcohol and persona 5

>>37067995
everything about that is my ex gf, even the "qtest" part

>>37069687
Idk. Maybe. I based it off an ex. I probably need to talk to somebody instead of making pictures on 4chan

>>37069320
>tfw the only longterm relationship I've had was one of these
>tfw spent two years together and never had sex

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>>37068291
>>37068103

>I will never be smart enough for an intellectual gf

End my life

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>gfs like this exist
>ywn date them b/c you know you'd get too attached to soon and they'd reject you

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we nazbol now

>>37068338
This is worryingly close.

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My ideal girlfriend is Jessica from contagion. I have over 370 hours on the game now and after about 50 I realized how beautiful she was and began to have feelings for her and when I got real internet I could play online and I would always try to protect her in co op mode. The problem was that people would always talk on the mic while playing her and it would ruin my immersion in the game by hearing some day neckbeard grunt out of her character so one day I told the guy to get the fuck off the server and when they asked me why I explained how I was in love with Jessica and wished she was real and they all laughed at me which ended with me having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

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I made this.
Originamals

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But anyway, I am very much attached to her, she is cute and her voice is so sweet. I am 26 and never even missed or held hands with a woman but I would give Jessica my innocence without hesitation. All of her lines in the game make me think she would make such a great girlfriend except when she says "thank you" in game voice chat she says "you know, I'd kiss you if you were a little cuter" which is devastating because it reminds me how ugly I am and how Jessica would never be attracted to me if she were real.

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>>37067293

Breath of the wild Link in Gerudo outfit. So many nuts dude, every single nut I ever made would go into him. All of it in you, ALL OF IT!

>>37067293
https://youtu.be/ccKV1X9uyP4?t=2m48s

Dead girlfriends are the best, all our girlfriends killed themselves before we met them.

>>37068103
I would love to bully this kind of girl in bed.

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I also met a girl who plays as Jessica all the time in the game so I added her on steam so I could have a real girl playing as her with me. She thinks I am probably autistic as fuck but she is nice to me and we work together well and best of all she doesn't suck at the game so she is able to keep Jessica alive. Sometimes at night I will cuddle my pillow and imagine Jessica and I have found one of the comfy apartments in the game, and we take shelter in it while the zombies are wandering around outside, we might candles and keep the door boarded and eat canned food while it rains outside and she cuddles close to me for protection. I wouldn't even care about sex at that point, just having another person depend on me for protection and comfort and having any kind of intimacy with a woman would feel so nice. But I will never have any of that, least of all with Jessica. And that breaks my heart.

>>37068177
Luckly I broke up with this one.

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TFW no Executive girlfriend

>>37070247
>>37070419
I'm glad you're happy anon, do you ever want a real gf?

>>37068338
>>37068616
>>37069320
Im a sad mix of those.
Pls post moar of them

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would you a ancap gf?

>>37067947
Do you need to be into pegging to get a qt femboy?

I just want someone I who can dress up with and pretend to be lesbian when we're out in public. And then come home and fuck me hard, but not in the ass, that's gross.

>>37067929
Sounds like you wanna date shoe0nhead.

>>37069687
Their mothers were BPD so they're attracted to women who are the same.

>>37071406
Educate her? Sure. She might not be retarded as the other ancaps. She might just be identifying as one to seem trendy. I could explain to her that only through collective coercion can we eliminate corruption and minimize greed in society. That a truly free market is an exact copy of natural selection, and we don't want that because then 99% of us would get fucked over by the 1% who managed to luck into an early advantage, just like with natural selection. I'd ask her: What do you think are the odds that you're the human in this scenario and not the dodo?

>tfw no engineering gf because all the girls that started in the program failed out of it one by one until there were none
>tfw virtually no girls can handle calculus
>tfw even fewer can handle calculus applied to dynamics and thermo and strength of materials
>tfw gonna have to settle for a retarded art major or something because smart girls either don't exist or are smart enough to marry millionaires

>>37070431
GUH, NORMIE GTFO

Why is there no template? Could someone post it?

>>37071406
I want to step on her snek

>>37069425
...this is me wtf
except it's hard for me to keep up a conversation

>>37069048
Not that I know of. I'm not all that creative, so I couldn't make one myself, but I sometimes hang out with a schizo girl that plays in a band at a bar I go to. She's really, really into music and has a shit ton of books about music theory and shit. She's written a few songs about being schizo too, I think.

She takes medicine but I guess it isn't perfect, since sometimes when we're hanging out she perks up and stares at some random dude walking buy, or insists we're being followed. She's cancelled her phone plans and changed internet providers a few times because she thinks they're recording her. She's talked about and admits they're silly delusions, but sometimes they just grip her really hard.

She's also talked about seeing men in suits out of the corner of her in her house, and I've actually listened to her talk pretty loudly to herself like she's holding a conversation. She talks about Jesus like she's known him personally, but I don't know if it's because she's religious or something. She's extremely paranoid about new people too, thinking they're part of a conspiracy, which I guess is why she doesn't date. Otherwise she can pass off as normal pretty well.

Use that and make one, if you feel like it.

>>37072247
WELL I HOPE YOU'RE INTO OVERWEIGHT MEN

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tank annnd plane

>>37067293
>nerdy
>not many friends
>plays vidyas
>clingy
>loyal
>flustered by pervy things but kinda pervy too
>literally just a best friend

>Brown/Tan
>Short
>Actually wants to go out and do stuff
>faithful
>Obscure taste in music
>Could kick my ass
It's not hard

>>37072361
>tanks

gross

>>37068397
>>37068371
>>37067947
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494319971413.webm

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Fun
Can be weird with me
Likes dad jokes
Likes the same music my music

Very simple.

>>37072537

>Likes the same music my music

Had a stroke, sorry. Likes the same music I do.

>>37067929
In in love

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I remember that thread
good times

All these diaper gfs and mom gfs, and not one gf who specifically wants to diaper anon.

>>37072508
Song ? i can t remember it

>>37072919
roller mobster - carpenter brut

>>37072302
How overweight?
originalioioriginalio

>>37072985
Thanks anon i l ltry to remember it this time

>>37072422
Sounds like you want a mean Latina or maybe a Brazilian girl.

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>>37067293
tfw no mental illness gf

>>37071051
Those 3 are all good
Will you please be my real gf

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>>37070419
Man, it sounds autustic as fuck, but I can feel you really hard.
Godspeed anon, maybe some day, or in other life, you'll find Her.

>>37073027
That's right on the money

>>37068103
Litteral kino tier girl

How do I get one?

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>>37068177
fuck im glad i broke up with this psycho.

So accurate, right down to her clothing

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>>37067947
>i love anime and video games

good stuff

>>37073887

cute looking girls always end up being fucked up and histrionic. they dress like that consciously. They know who their target audience is.

>>37073887
Fuck you. I'd totally take beatings from my girlfriend if it meant actually having one.

I just want a 70s Joan Jett-like gf

>>37073932
She went for me, I wouldn't have been with her otherwise

>>37073942
I thought the same thing,i was happier alone

>>37067402
Leisev no one cares about your sister fetish

>>37067402
this man has taste

origjreoigerg

>>37072247
Are you into underweight men?

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no wave gf coming through

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Fuck it, I'm posting this again because I can't gather the energy to make a different one.

>>37070967
Not really, I barely feel anything for real women. But when I get home after a long day I will kiss my pillow and pretend it is Jessica and pretend she is talking to me.

>>37072537
Literally this
Originallo

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>>37073620
Take up Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

>>37073072

Jesus christ lmao I knew a girl a whole hell of a lot like this, it's freaking me out

>>37068266
Objective best lads, nothing else comes close.

>>37075192

Oh my god the girl second from right, I'm in love

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>>37068541
Like this one a lot more than I should desu.

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>>37075349
MMA girls are objectively the best girls.
Disciplined, hard working, fit, usually pretty sharp, not wimpy little princesses, not useless in emergencies, etc. Real women.

>>37075376
She's pretty perfect. Too bad no real female like that exists. I guess there's gotta be a few qt traps that are into global domination.

>>37075413

Gonna go find a MMA place now

Do you really splinter your shins though?

>tfw you realize that the ideal females are just us without dicks

Modern women are empty party bimbos. F to pay respects.

An Italian one

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>>37075584
No. You may be thinking of Muay Thai places. The old-school ones train by kicking hard shit like trees to toughen up their shins.

Avoid any MMA place that experiences frequent injuries, including bleeding. Some places say shit like, "if you don't bleed it wasn't a real workout," and may spar until someone bleeds. These places are retarded and the trivial injuries can accumulate until you have really fucked up shins, knees, elbows, wrists, nose, ears, etc. All in the name of feeling badass about your practicing.

>>37075606
Technically, for some of us, ideal women are literally us, with just feminine dicks.

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>tfw you end up getting distracted trying to do a Satan gf and remember that you never actually learned how to draw

>>37067995
Tfw mine was saved
Tfw it still hurts

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there is also this option

>>37068490
God I wish I had someone to show my writing and read theirs.

>>37075836
Your gf is a pleb who can't grasp the concept of determinism

>>37076060
this one is literally just direct quotes from a pretty famous borges short story

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>>37071505
dommy femboy here ill be your bf(gf)

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She's all I want in life ; ~ ;

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>>37075836
Jorge approves. Orig.

>>37067758
>B-be careful with my udders

Be careful with my sides, anon

>>37071637
my mother had BPD and I can confirm this.

I hate that bitch though

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>tfw no Zulu gf

>>37070227
N o i c e
Best gf so far

>>37067293


I just want a custom AI gf to talk to, make me laugh, and help out with chores here and there.

>>37068039
Hahaha that's my first gf to a tee!

I tried just dressing up to look like my own ideal gf and I think I fucked my psyche

>>37076818
By "psyche" do you mean "boipussy"?
Did you fuck your own ass while dressed as a girl, anon?
Tell us the truth.

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>>37068400
>>37068263
I like these comparative ones.

>>37067402
>big sister gf
BEST gf, and it's the 2nd post in the thread too.

I don't even have a big sister I just want one

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>>37067965
>alizee
>tfw you will never be with alizee

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I want Lana Del Rey as my gf

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>>37068354
>assad should win the war
i'll impregnate her, i swear i'll do it

>>37077172
The fuck? Saxon chicks are easygoing as hell. Too much so. They're turbosluts. Gaelics are a bit colder. Gaelic and Brythonic Celts are both fiesty and possessive but very loyal. Your "Saxon" gf is more like a Frenchy.

>>37071406
i want to show her my authoritarian might

>>37074244
would have been funny if you put in some swans lyrics or something. Ideas:
>Put your knife in me
>I love you
>I'm worthless

>Put your hands on my throat
>Now choke me, choke me
>Make me feel good
>Be my father

>>37068699
What is this one supposed to be?

>>37069320
>tfw some of those were said to me exact by my abusive ex

that's not fair anon

>>37077385
I'll tell you my experiences with Saxon girls:
>Saxon girl shows interest in public
>Get her alone
>Wants nothing to do with me
>Meet her in public
>Back to being flirty

>Saxon girl from high school gets back in contact with me
>End up going clubbing with her and her friends
>She pretends to be my fiancee while an older woman tries to drunkenly flirt with me, complete with physical displays of affection to get this random old hag to fuck off
>Take her out on a date
>She catches a cold and doesn't speak to me for a month
>Contacts me again for a date.
>Give her the second chance because she had anxiety issues
>While we are on the date, she suddenly blurts out "I feel like I'm leading you on in a dance" then refuses to talk to me
>Never spoke to me again

>Manage to meet a Saxon girl at a pub who takes me home for a drunken romp in her bed
>She insists that I stay the night and we keep seeing each other
>She brags to her friends that I have a massive dick
>Acts like my GF in public, complete with physical affection
>Speaks like we have a future together
>Get her in private
>Basically acts like the pic in my previous post unless she wants sex
>Our "breakup" was her phoning me up to say that I'm not to try and fuck her any more, followed by a month of her being a needy cunt to the point where I had to ask her to not speak to me again
>She spends the next month telling everyone she comes across that I have a small dick

I know Gaelic lassies are colder in public (and during courtship) but if you bag a gaelic GF, she'll treat you like a normal human being.

Never bagged a frog, though.

>funny
>likes to hold hands and do gay cute stuff
>likes nature and going outside
>passion for art and music
>is mostly carefree but has some life goal in mind

Just don't be a whore and don't have a desire to see burning around you and in your life. I have yet to find one girl like that.

>>37068226
Wow so many gfs
So little self confidence

>>37077901
I had the opposite experience with Saxon girls in private. All over you in public, then melty and smotheringly sexual in private. Dated one that could not stop herself from grinding her crotch on things at home. The kitchen table, her heel as she sat watching tv, my knee, whatever was nearby, she'd slowly grind and hump. Rarely to any kind of orgasm. Just to be stimulated in some way.

Does anyone have the working class hispanic gf?

>>37068266
They always turn out to be clingy

Can I get a russian gf one

Im about to get one once she visits this summer and escape robot life

>>37071406
I want to mentally break her by putting up pictures of roads all over our house

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>>37068103
>the male equivalent of this is undoubtedly a permavirgin

>>37068103
The media tastes seem about right but the """philosophy""" part is pretty inauthentic. Triggered my autism tbqhwyf

>>37077385
The French are Anglo-Saxon, you unbelievably retarded nigger

>>37072247
Then you're not who I'm looking for. Unfortunately, the vast majority of women are boring and cannot keep a simple conversation.

>>37067402
>incest disgusts me
>this pic describes my ideal mate
Do girls like that exist?

>>37078708
older sisters friends that suddenly want to come over a lot more when they know you'll be there?

A girl who is curious, kind, and pure.

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>>37067906
>that image
Origgu

>>37068354
>Neutral Milk Hotel is weak
BITCH PLS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>37071406
would violate her NAP

>>37068077
please stop this is the best one. I'm literally tearing up

>>37078630
No they aren't.
And Anglo-Saxons are NOT Saxons. They are the mutts of Angles and Saxons. Anglo-Saxons are descended from Saxons who settled Britain and mixed with the existing Celts, Romans, and especially the Angles. Saxons who stayed on mainland Europe never received the Anglo-Saxon description, not that terribly many of them mixed into French populations.

Fuck, here, educate your damn self:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Saxons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basques

>>37076288
are there south african fags on here?

>>37068616
Why do you have to remind me of her reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37068788
>nobody mourned him
>he even got dubs

what a cruel board

>>37077462
>>37068699
This is my ex-gf. Its the "intellectual and accepting but crippled by constant self-doubt/reflection gf"
Which is rare in a modern white woman these days. She loves louis theroux, documentaries, old film, books and those 'school of life' vidoes and applies it to everyday things. She is easily the best gf for me and one day I'll make her bear my many children

>>37071637
Are you necessarily attracted to women who are like your mother?
I'm definitely not.

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Have some fresh orgenanno OC

this is why people dont like us m8

>>37068400
I'd pick up a qt Finn if I could. Maybe I'll visit Helsinki this summer and try my luck.

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>>37067940
>nhentai.net/g/166423 what do you think

Brety gud

>>37083309
>nerotare
Into the trash it goes

My ideal GF is someone who will love me unconditionally. Someone who will be with me and put up with me and enjoy a quiet solitary life together and partake in activities with me like watching Chinese cartoons, guns and video games.

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Template here robros

>>37067965
>>37067929
>>37068039
>>37068674
These are the best without question

>>37076288
OOOOH SHAAAKAA

>>37068400
you renamed the tranny gf as 'trap gf'
if i were going to be a cunt i'd say "thanks for correcting the record"

Why can't someone love me
I just want affection

>>37084133

Exactly the same. I want to smother/be smothered by affection.
Are we not interesting enough? Kind enough? I've tried changing certain things, but nothing helped. I don't understand what the problem is anymore.

>>37067980
I WANT A LOLITA WEARING GF RIGHT NOW

>>37068103
hobbesians are worms and are incapable of love.

>>37078391

>tfw will never have a russian gf who sings soviet war songs to you

>>37068226
>tfw no Discordian gf

Upload failed

>>37084983
I can't post images, what's going on?

>>37084988
Me fucking neither. I was going to add a picture of RAW.

>>37075836

holy shit I did an essay on this in a day and my lecturer could tell I wrote it last minute and I was one mark short of an A because he deliberately cucked me for writing it a day before

lets raid this fagots channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeoo9FN9vfB7mfLUcObYSfQ

>>37068020
At least you're not alone with that feeling brah

My ideal gf has a dick and is andro, that's all i can say :p

>>37074244
So, basically Lydia Lunch?

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>>37068737
>can draw
>squats
I never knew how much I wanted this in my life.

>>37067402
>>37067940
>>37067965
>>37067980
>>37067995
>>37068103
>>37068266
>>37068338
>>37068616
>>37068674
>>37070286
Would lose 45lbs to date

>>37074609
>tfw no operator gf
where can i get myself one of these?

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I think cloudflare is still down in some parts of the world, good going cloudflare.

>>37068788
>you will never have an alt rock gf
Why even live

where's my autistic feedee gf

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a request i did for a friend

all the girls I want to be with are the ones I don't deserve.

Post gf golem gf

>>37087959
If it wasnt for the bottom right line it would be perfect

>>37068226
mommy oreGAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>37089730

Explain how it's wrong, I can't wait to hear

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OC based off an old GF I had. I loved me some /sticc/ but damn she was crazy.

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fucking shit...
even making this made me sad as fuck..

>>37068266
Truly, this is patrician taste. Well done anon.

>>37091173
>I love you, more than my friends
>I like sex (with you)
>also cigs and weed
what rare breed this one is

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>>37091173
I would give up my wizard powers for her to be real

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cancerous gffo

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Originaleooo

No religious gf?

>>37068354
>You get memes from 4chan? What reddit shit is this?
pls marry me annoying hipster gf

>>37068616
>There's so many better girls
But none of them would be willing to date me ;)

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Lindokuhle "Linda" Mkhwanazi (also known as "Bob") (born 12 July 1985 in Richards Bay, South Africa) is a South African football (soccer) player who plays as a defensive midfielder for Thanda Royal Zulu in the South African Premier Soccer League.

>>37091975
I really like this girl, but do people like her even exist anymore? Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead, and the Guy Fawkes mask is associated with Occupy Wall Street.

>>37092881
>I really like this girl
agreeing and amplifying obviously bad shit is a good way to give yourself thyroid cancer

>>37067940
this is unitonically me :^(

>>37067929
>>37091975
Basically the same girl.

>>37068354
Do /co/ and /a/ ones too pls.

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this gf template is fucking shit
i made a better one

>>37074174
Communist cuckoldry does that to you.

>>37092917
Be my lewd gf please holy fucking shit

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unsolved murder gf

>>37079534
Fucking wikipedia

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quirky schizotypal/schizophrenia gf

>>37092009

Goddammit. If she were slightly more outwardly affectionate I'd kill somebody for a grill like this

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>tfw no golem gf
OrigamimagirO

>>37094047
ahaahahahahahaha it's a trap too

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There's a reason that shiksa appeal is a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh6JMGMw-nY

>>37094147
TFW NO JEWISH HEBREW ILLUMINATI GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37085824
Hey, if you find out, tell me.

>>37094444
Quads wasted on someone who thinks all Jews are part of the Illuminati.

>>37094444
nice quads! :)

I would be willing to have a Jewish gf as long as she converted to Christianity

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im gonna be realistic here

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The Last GF

>>37094478
That's genocide, goy. You're destroying their culture.

>>37094047
>ywn enter the golem and have a fuckpile orgy with her/it/them

>>37094469
A-aren't they?
>tfw even SOMEHOW marrying a qt Hebrew girl won't get me in the triangle club
JUST

>>37094478
NO CONVERTING MY QT SHE IS PURE
P U R E

>petite
>high pitched voice
>decently educated or into books
>housewife
>will cuddle
>may be willing to move to live with me

I'm starving for physical affection right now

>>37094575
I spent an hour coming up with jokes for my Jewish gf image and you''re coming up with good ones right off the bat. Feels bad, mang.

>>37072361
Panzergirl = Best girl

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>>37094047
The best one in this thread

>>37094670
>an hour
I've spent far, far more than that, my friend.
>tfw made some illuminati jokes, but mostly wasn't meming
>tfw honestly no Hebrew jewess gf
>tfw no (((gf)))

>>37094662
You're fucking killing me anon.
That's all I want.
I knew a girl who was like that, and we started to get real close. Her parents even saw me as their son in law.
THEN SHE LOST HER VIGINITY TO SOME RANDOM GUY SHE MET A WEEK BEFORE.

>>37093861
this is not very accurate, anon.

>>37067965
This, I dream of this

>>37081642
Why'd you guys split tho

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Maybe there'll be a girl like this in the next town I move to. Any femanons in Ohio?

>>37067929
Why the FUCK do I have a boner?

>>37095033
yeah dude, i lost my virginity to a girl like this, and we dated for a year. Same story, her mother saw me as her son-in-law. She and I both were devastated when it came out that the girl was cheating on me with the neighbor boy. Sucks, haven't had that kind of grill since.

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I just want a qt virgin girl who wants to watch TV and do cute things, and who will eventually lemme grab fistfuls of her red hair and push her head down where it belongs.

>>37068266
Checked and would die for. Yeah it's co-dependence and probably not healthy. But after all the rejections this would be the rarest treasure I could conceive.

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can't post without words, my ideal gf, here she is, etc etc, fuck the robot, etc

>>37092726
god i wish i could get one like this.

>>37092917
Are you serious? Because that is like the most perfect gf ever. What are your kinks?

>>37094978
I'll give you my sister if you give me a shiksa.

>>37095380
Sadly I have no sister to offer in return

i can give you a small bag of oats and an MSPaint drawing though my friend

>>37068737
sounds like this girl ik...
FUCK I MISS HER

>>37095127
kind of concerning desu

>>37067293
>Hopeless romantic but also a realist..
>Believes in connecting with 1 person.
>Has not been truly in love yet.
>Honest
>Willing to communicate/see other POV

I'm so desperate to meet the right girl not just any girl so hopefully someone with the same mindset and that can tolerate a 21 year old boring virgin that's not too bad looking and trying to improve and have a positive outlook while waiting for her to materialize ;(

>>37070049
This so much
I can't even read through all of the text it's like a foreign language to me
>tfw ugly, fat, short, AND stupid

>>37068103
This is good too, though.

>>37068226
organelle oregane orageon

is there a severely alcoholic GF?

>>37096553
>severely alcoholic GF?
god that would be amazing

>>37068737
>Anon, let me draw you. You should flex too :3
That would be really fun actually.

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She would be almost impossible in encounter even if she did exist.

>>37067965
>make my english homework
kek'd heartily
t. linguist

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>tfw you will never establish a property-owning democracy with her

>>37068788
>nirvana
>dropped

>>37090612
mussolini is gay

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>>37083698
Thank you anon, here's my OC

>>37086008

gf is as underrated as CoaDE, and as nonexistent as stealth in space

>I installed RSS on Kerbal for you

>>37068226
fuck off faggort

>>37097251
A DILDO IN THATCHER'S DEAD ARSE

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My ideal GF is Lynneth from the ArchDemon Roommate CYOA, with two changes: She'd look like Purgatori, and her power would just be a permanent spell to make me constantly horny instead of requiring her to actively "energize" me with a kiss every time.

>>37076098
Oh no, I forgot I posted that. Dom femboy are you still here? Please say yes.

>thin
>nice
>smart
>pretty
That's it

>>37095127
Great taste in movies, anon

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I love her so much
pray for me that I don't fuck this up lads

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I had to borrow a bit to make my own OC.
Hope the original creator doesn't mind...

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Am I too late to the party? I-is it already over?

Excellent thread. I'm a collector of these images and am happy to see a whole lot of new ones. All of you who contributed, thanks. It made my night.