>"Nooo Anon, your dick is fine. Huge dicks hurt too much"

>>37097157
Yo that tip though wtf

Where can I buy a novelty size monster can?

Christ that's disgusting. 7 inches is perfect, as far as I'm concerned. That thing is just freakish.

>>37097179
>>37097182
ITT: sour-grapes dicklets

>>37097157
I actually feel worse about having smaller hands than that dude -- don't even care about the dick.

It's not fucking fair.

it's not even about the dick itself, it's about the confidence boost and easy sex that comes with it.

I literally could never feel down if I had a dick like this. Even if I was shorter, uglier, poorer etc compared to other men, I could still revel in the fact that my dick could break any girl in two. It's the ultimate confidence booster that never disappears. Even that 6'7" millionaire CEO Chad wishes he had a dick like that.

>>37097233
Like I said, I've got 7 inches and I think that's just great. This thing looks painful, and kinda nauseating.

>>37097342
You're probably 6inches

>>37097342
>it's about the confidence boost
I found out last year when I'm fully erect I'm somewhere between 8-8.5 inches and I felt pretty awesome for about three weeks straight.
(The confidence kind of went away when I realized most my erections only get me ~80% there)
>and easy sex that comes with it.
I'm still a kissless virgin with no social skills.

>>37097386
5.25" bone-pressed on a good day

>>37097403
What's your girth?

Post pic for science

>>37097417
That's good enough. I'm 4.5" and curved.

Hell on earth.

>>37097403

let me guess, no measured pictures, or pics at all?

You guys sure talk about penis a lot. You sure you aren't all gay?

>>37097436
>>37097527
I wish I had taken a picture, and like I said I can only get it like about 80% there most days.
I only found out it was 8+ because I was fapping with my tablet(7.59in long Nextbook 7) and found that bone pressed it was short of reaching my head.

>>37097157
girth is more important than length, especially since the most sensitive part of the vagina is the first couple inches. With a long dick you have to be super careful not to slam into her cervix but an average length thick one can just jackhammer the shit out of her if that's what she wants.

>>37097342
>easy sex

It doesn't matter how big your dick is if you're too ugly and too much of a sperg to get to the point where any woman will see your dick anyway.

>>37097540
I mean, I'm bi. Why do you care?

>>37097609
I love these posts that don't even put any effort into giving a good reason. You can take a pic in 10 seconds dipshit.

>Yeah so one day I accidentally discovered that I'm HUGE xD
Confirmed fake. Males who don't measure their dick constantly after entering puberty are a meme and don't actually exist IRL. Penis size is right next to height on the male self-consciousness scale. Next thing you'll tell me you never figured out you were 7' tall until someone told you.

>>37097157
Are you implying that is yours OP?

>>37097737
I don't. Was just making an observation.

>>37097617
Statistically, a long dick is also going to be a thick dick. Of course girth is important, but 5" soda cans and 9" pencils are an extreme minority.

I'm willing to bet the guy in OP's pic is at least 10" long and 6.5" around, which is a girth that would easily fill up any girl.

>>37097540
>12 posters in this thread are talking about dicks
>that means everyone on 4chan is gay

>>37097827
What the hell kind of place did you grow up in where measuring your dick is a common thing? Is this more of that yuro shit?

>>37098024
>be kid
>learn about sex
>see porn
>"Hey, some guys have bigger willies than others"
>"I wonder how I stack up"
>measure dick

>>37098066
Since you dodged the question I'll assume that's because it is some weird yuro shit. This is why no one can take y'all seriously.

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>>37097999
If OP is a faggot, and most of everyone on 4chan has made a thread at least once, than mostly everyone is a faggot

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>>37098093
>i cant take y'all seriously
>y'all
I cant tell if you're being satirical

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>2017
>not having at least 6.5" girth

It's true, though. Anything above 7-8" is just painful and there's no way in hell you're going to be able to take it down to the base unless you're gay or a porn star.

>>37098024
>he didn't have penis inspection day
What shithole do you live in, m8?

>>37098900
Show yours then, big dick bully boy.

>>37099177
That's why I'm so satisfied with my 7". I have never felt insecure about my penis, and for that I am so thankful. I see all these huge monster cocks and tiny chodes and kinda just smirk to myself, knowing that I'm right in the sweet spot.

It's honestly an incredible feeling.

Im a 5" dicklet manlet sub human

>>37099493
Why even put yourself down like that? Have some self respect.

>>37099533
(I think he likes it.)

6 inch pencil dick with mushroom head here.

AMA reddit

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>>37097157
Photoshopped AF

look at the color difference, and Sips are usually 17cm tall, your benis can't be 34cm

>>37099465
dick-five bruh. A thick seven inches is like the goldilocks of dicks.
"wow Anon your dick is huge"
"Anon I can't believe that fit in my ass"

>>37100017
Mental gymnastics. Many beni are darker than the rest of the body.

>>37100017
Ok, i've calculated this shit

From the sip size I can detect the dimentions of your thumb and biologically, the Benis is 3 times the size of the thumb.

Your benis is actually 15cm

Check mate.

>>37100036
no, anyone who's goodd with photoshop can detect the normal color distribution from fake one, this is fake

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>>37097157
mmm BWC i want at in my black boipuss mfw no /pol/ dom bf to gas my ass

>>37097999
there's literally dick threads every day, sometimes multiple going at once

>>37097157
He would have trouble getting that up

>>37097157
You in porn op? All you need is an 8+ inche dick and your in.

>>37097827
You're dumb. I'm over 9 in. when bone pressed but I don't measure or take photos of it. Start losing my hard on if I try to take and measure it up against something, it's really not very much of a tun on. I dated a girl that was around 6 feet tall, she pretty much needed two hands for it, was thicker than her forearm and nearly bigger overall. I wouldn't want to photos getting leaked anyway. Only creeps would be interested in it.

>>37099533
Nothing left to respect. Nothing else matters if you're packing small

>>37097157
It's true though. My gf wanted to try new sexual stuff but my dick is nothing impressive lengh and girth wise so we decided to find an other, well endowed, man to do those things while I watched. Well, it turned out my gf got some bruises or something and was really hurt, she even had to go to the doctor to make sure it would heal correctly. So now she couldn't be happier with my dick

>>37100745
You want to get farted on?

>>37101364
Congrats on being a cuck.

>>37100017
Bro if you don't think it's real you're a dicklet.

>>37101219
I think the only problem is your poor attitude. Own your big dick. Many men would trade their size for yours.

>small dick for life
Please make it a short life kamisama :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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I hate my fucking penis so goddamn much.
I don't give a fuck on a day to day basis, but goddamn, when I'm alone and can stir around in my thoughts it just eats at me. Even if I could get over the hurtle that is being myself and find a girl that's into me, I'd never feel comfortable doing anything involving my dick with her because I'd feel so pissed off and embarrassed about it.

>>37101681
Do Nofap bro.

>>37101697
I have. Longest I've gone was maybe 3 months and that was because I was really busy with other shit and didn't think about fapping too much.

>>37101740
Did you get strong erections at least?

>>37097157
Its huge true, but its ugly as fuck.

>>37101767
Of course. Don't know what that has to do with anything, it was still maybe 4 and a half inches and very thin.

>>37101836
Are you fat? Are you like obese?

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>>37097157
Not too bad, I guess, but mine's better

>>37101219

that is quite possibly the weakest excuse I've ever heard.

Is your self esteem so low you need to LARP about this stuff.

>>37101836
I think I was an inch bigger on a long nofap streak just from erection quality.

>>37101857
Nah, I could be smaller, but my gut doesn't stick out and I don't have mantits yet.

>>37101888
It felt great at least, first day I had totally free, I just fapped like a madman.

>>37101517
I don't know what kind of person you are but I don't just wave my cock around. If girls ask nicely in person I show them.

>people complaining about averaged size dicks.
Fuck you, you don't know what its like to have a literal micro penis rendering you incapable of having a relationship with any girl and destroying every ounce of confidence you have.

>>37101918
Why not though? You might as well go for sluts cause these girls you're attracting can't handle your dick.

>>37101902
Are you really short?
Original original

>>37101878
I don't care if you don't like it. My cock I can do whatever I want with it. It's an above average cock, aside from some rough handling I treat it pretty good. I don't show it off (usually) and don't put it in places that might not be healthy for it.
>>37101946
Sluts are not always good at sex. It doesn't take them any effort to get laid. If they were good at sex don't you think the guys would want to come back for more instead of racking up those huge number counts? Plus it's not like I wanna just ram it in and hurt them, takes a lot of foreplay and patience to get it to fit in. So if I don't really like a girl it's just a lot more work and effort that isn't entirely satisfactory to me since I can't just bust a nut as quick as possible and go take a nap.

>>37101988
That's girls want though. To get wrecked. If you don't do some nigger will.

>>37101988
I mean maybe your taste is skinny girls and maybe that just isn't suited for your anatomy and God wants you to fuck thicc girls.

Yeah, you NEED at least 10 inches or you'll be literally INCAPABLE of impregnating a woman. Your sperm needs to make it past the posterior parallax and into the outer curve of the distal caliquinox before it can reach the egg.

>>37101981
5'10"
Might be short in other places, but I look about average around my area.

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I just want my foreskin back fucking jews

>>37102077
I don't man. Maybe you just didn't get enough testosterone in the womb.

>>37102059

Nice try, dicklet. By this logic, we'd all be well hung just by default because of genetics and Asian people, sand nigs, and outliers would have all died off a long ass time ago.

Getting the buns in the oven can't be so difficult since women get pregnant all the time by accident because people, including the men, are stupid.

Shitty troll I'd r8 1/8, try better next time.

>>37097342
Nigger dicklet detected

>M-muh dik

>>37102104
It was literally a troll post you dumb mother fucker.

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>>37102092
Yeah, it's pointless, to try and rationalize it. It's small, it pisses me off, and there's nothing I can really do about it short of potentially mutilating it, so the best I can do is not focus on it when I need to do other shit.
The kicker is I'm black too, so I can't even have the good stereotype going for me.

>>37097342
If you're 6 7 chances are your dick is pretty huge.

>>37102137
Help a white boy out and have lots of sex with your little dick to bring down the stereotype. Black women are easy anyway you can still get sex.

>>37102022
>That's girls want though
You watch too much porn. Girls aren't usually into that kind of stuff. Besides I consider myself more sensual than that. How big do you think a pussy is? Just because it can fit doesn't mean you're not going to hurt them if you don't spend some time working it. Some other guy probably will, it's not like most girls can keep their legs closed anyway even if they had a stud. I don't really buy into the shallow casual sex thing I kind of like to have some type of connection.
>>37102034
I do like the skinny ones. They're funner at foreplay, and I just tend to find it more attractive to the eye. There are some hot thicc girls but there's a difference between thicc girls and obese ones. I dig some cushion, but really big I'm not into folds and stretch marks.

>>37101988

>above average

this is how I know you are lying.

Being over 9 inches in length is the equivalent of being over 7 feet tall, and there isn't a single guy in porn that long.

Above average, thats more like genetic mutation, and of course. Always funny how ever guy "over 9 inches" has some excuse about why they can't post pictures.

Stop LARPing

>>37102208
He could be 9 inches. That's within the realm of possibility. Now if he said he was 11 inches that might be questionable.

>>37102150
Even if I could, I want a nice quiet, chill relationship with one girl I'm in love with instead. I'm still an ugly fucker beyond all that dick insecurity so it's not going to happen.

>>37102259
He's just trying to bait me into posting my dick. Like I said before only perverts are interested in seeing it online. He's probably just some guy that can't find a gay hookup or something.

>>37102303
I think you're too paranoid but who cares. He's just jealous of you and doesn't want to believe you.

>>37102303

not at all.

I know how big mine is, and I posted measured pics to prove it. The only guys that ever claim to be bigger never post measured pictures, so I get sick of people claiming they are larger than myself with no proof.

>>37102301
I don't know man. I think you should try to hook up with girls and get used it not lasting long because of your small dick. You can still fuck girls. Would you rather get into a long term relationship and then get cheated on?

>>37102358
Where did you do that?
original

>>37102330
All the same, I don't post any photos of myself online. I use to be a neet but I have a professional job now. It's actually against my self interest to put photos out there since there is no benefit to it.

>>37102358
Yeah right. You'd probably just take the picture to go catfish someone with it.

>>37097157
That is a terrible meme

>>37102360
Well, like I said before, neither option is going to happen that often if ever, but I have thought of that too. It's just the kind of environment I grew up in that makes me crave that kind of trust and intimacy on a base level, despite knowing how unlikely it is to happen and how much it would hurt if what you just posted played out by the end of it.

>>37102371

posted them in one of the numerous threads like this the past couple of days. I'm 7.3 x 6.2

>>37102379
This is /r9k/. Why would I catfish, I barely talk to anyone else

>>37102411
>This is /r9k/. Why would I catfish
How do you think being on r9k in itself isn't a reason you'd do something like that?
Besides I'm not interested in showing my dick off to other dudes. Especially not to dudes that whack off to cock r8 threads.

>>37101940
Even worse, some people are still feeling like shit with their huge penises. It just doesn't make sense to me. If my penis was at least 6 inches i would've achieved a lot in life.

>>37102151
You'd be surprised at how much women cheat on their bfs with better endowed guys.

If you see an attractive and fashionable western woman, yes, it's either she had or she will, think about cheating with a better endowed guy

>>37097637

I think this has basically been proven false. Sure if you are Chris-Chan a cock the size of your average woman's arm probably isn't getting you laid. Short of that? I'm pretty sure you'll get plenty of women (or men) just curious to see what it's like. Sure, some or even most will be like that's too huge for me, but I'm pretty sure you are still going to get off and get urban legend status. Which is sorta OP and a few others points anyway.

>Did you hear Stacey went out with anon
>Eww anon?
>Apparently his dick was like, so huge that Stacey had to go to urgent care
>Wow really?
A week later
>Oh hey anon ;)

>>37102445

I don't have the social confidence to message people, therefore I wouldn't catfish.

Again I'm not gay, but I have a big penor and because of that spend time on forums where other people do and come to talk about some issues that come with it.
A lot of guys there claim to be 9+ inches, and of course they are never able to post proof.

Because of that I now call out everyone I see who does so, and not a single one has been able to prove it. It's an ego issue but I don't care

>>37102490
No, you're wrong. It has nothing to do with endowment. I've known girls like that. I generally won't fuck around with a girl if I know she's already got a guy, I don't roll like that. I been trying to be a little more easy going about it, tried to change my boundaries a bit where married is still off limits but boyfriend they'll probably leave them anyway so might as well get what I want. I still get put in a pretty bad mood if I find out she's leading a guy on, and trying to hook up with me on the side though.

>>37102501
>Again I'm not gay, but I have a big penor
Yeah hate to break it to you but you already posted you're stats and that's pretty much average pal.

>>37102577
Average is actually 5.1 inches. You don't know just how big you are.

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>>37102577
I think you don't know what the true average is.

>>37102577
Your dick is about the size of the biggest porn stars.

>>37102501
Some men are truly 9 inches and if you can't accept that then you're just in denial.

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>>37102577

>pretty much average

>99.8th percentile for girth
>96.5th percentile for length
>99th percentile in terms of volume

Really makes you think
Again, stop LARPing, you clearly don't know the first thing about size.

>>37102670

I know that statistically speaking some people are. I just find it to be a co-incidence that 99% of the guys that claim it, can't prove it.

>>37102708
Listen dude. I believe him. There are dicks that big and they aren't THAT uncommon despite what stats would lead you to believe.

>>37102733

Ok, thats fine if you believe him. But I'm just telling you, I spend enough time on sites where people claim to be this size and claim to be that size. It becomes easy to spot trends.

>>37102768
You're probably just insecure. I guarantee there's a guy with a 9 inch dick within a mile of you.

>>37102604
I know it's big, I just think of it in relative terms the size he's talking about is really close to the average.
>>37102635
Only when I got a hard on.
>>37102682
Look pal, you wanna know why it's average? If it were big you wouldn't be obsessed with comparing it. The only guys I like comparing it to is whoever is seeing my ex girlfriends just so they got something to think about.

>>37102802
You're actually wrong though. If he's 7 inches and the average is 6 that's like a 7 foot tall man vs a 6 foot tall man.

>>37102802
So do you have a small dick when it's soft?

Why is it always mr skeltal faggots have big dicks?
Seems like a waste if you ask me.

>>37102826
No it's not. That's like comparing a guy that's 5'9 to a guy that is 5'11

>>37102846
No, I wouldn't ever call it small unless I was joking around. It's normal sized for a flaccid then.

>>37102802
His dick is big and your dick huge. It's like he's 5 foot 1 and you're 7 feet tall. There's plenty of guys who are 6 foot 1 but it's still relatively tall.

>>37102883
I mean he's like 6 foot 1 not 5 foot 1. 5 9 would be the average vs 6 foot 1 which is pretty tall. But 7 feet tall dwarfs 6 foot 1.

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>>37102802

Evidently you aren't very good at Maths.

99th percentile is not close to the 50th percentile

Also, 7.3 x 6.2 is not close to 5 x 4.5 when 1 standard deviation is 0.62 inches.

You seem to have a hard time understanding numbers.

>>37102881
White men just don't get big flaccid dicks it seems like.

>>37102208
It's entirely possible. My dick is like 7.5-8ish despite breaking it and having a massive curve. I'd probably be 8-9 inches if I never broke my cock

>>37101219

>its an "everyone on the internet has a nine inch cock that they dont like taking pictures of" episode

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>>37102903

Statistically speaking in terms of percentiles, its the equivalent of me being 6 foot 5 or 6, and him being 7 foot.

>>37102954
Yeah but in absolute terms of size he's bigger than you than that. Don't worry though bro this dude is a big bitch with a big dick. We could steal his bitch and run a train on her.

>>37102937

I'm not saying its not literally possible to be that size. I'm saying someone being that big and not understand penis sizes is not possible, there is no way he is that clueless

>>37102971
>actually believes that small men can steal big men's gfs

The formula is 'big guys can easily steal average-small guys' gfs'

>>37102982
You would think being that big girls would be flipping the shit since they always get obsessed with my dick and I'm 7 inches but it's possible he's just a huge pussy and girls are turned off by his pussy attitude.

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>tfw small penis
I'm going to make some girl very happy some day

>>37102996
>thinking penis size is the be all end all.
Yeah if they have dominant personalities. you think Ghengis Khan the chink had a monster cock? If he's too afraid to use his dick she'll go somewhere else. A nigger could easily steal this dudes girl cause he's a weeny.

>>37102996
I don't think a guy with a 4 inch dick could steal his girl but I think a guy with a 7 inch dick could steal his girl. He's a big for nothing.

I don't see how a dick like that could be pleasurable in any way for women or homosexuals, except for maybe oral.

If I were gay or a woman I wouldn't wanna get near that thing.

>>37102954
He's overly comfortable with his big dick but he's too much of a pussy. We're gonna steal his bitch and fuck her at the hotel room.

>>37102996
3 horny dudes with 7 inch dicks could definitely gang bang some dude with a 9 inch dick's girlfriend. In fact the bigger your dick the more likely the girl is to cheat.

>>37102982
It's most likely true.

I didn't know my penis was massive until I measured it when I was... 21? I fell for the "Asians have small penises" meme and I just figured my cock was really small because all I saw was ones in porn.

I didn't realize how big my penis was until I got with a tgirl and realized how much bigger I was. I still insecure when she said something like, "wow, it's bigger than I expected" and I thought she was sarcastic. I basically measured my penis by putting it against a number 2 pencil and realized my dick was bigger in length, and a #2 pencil is 7.5 inches long. Then I bought a ruler and measured with that. Hell, I still think my penis is small. You can be completely unaware if your only interaction with penises is online

>>37102883
>>37102883
I really doubt that.
>>37102915
You're really devoted to cock. Got your cock studies mastered. Real cock master. It's probably beyond the point of a cock phd, I'm starting to think you might be a real cock wizard.
>>37102918
I wouldn't know. I tend to avoid other dudes dicks so I only got mine to base stuff off of.
>>37102971
I already told you I'm not into doing that kind of thing. I'm not just a giant walking penis. Women can be interested me for other reasons yaknow?
Or at least I think they could.
>>37102996
I've actually had girls cheat on me. I don't know why everyone thinks girls love huge dicks, you only see it in porn, and they're getting paid for it. If you think about it from the girls perspective she'd probably rather have a small one, if I had to bang some chic and she considered it work it'd definitely be a long hard day of work. Nobody likes hard work, who doesn't like easy money?

>>37103132
You're a beta with a 9 inch dick who gets cheated on. You have zero game. You need to be smarter. Girls love big dicks you're just such a pussy you make a girl's pussy dry.

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>>37102971

not really though. He never mentioned his girth, but if he is 9 inch length, it would need to be at least 5.5 or 6 to even get enough blood flow.

Now, considering the length of mine is 7.3 inches long, if we take the average length to be 5.1 inches, with a Standard deviation of 0.65, it works out to be approximately 3.5 standard deviations from the average.

Now looking at height, if we take the average height of man to be 5 foot 9, with a standard deviation of 2.9 inches, we can see that 3.5 standard deviations from the average height is approximately 6 foot 6.

On top of this, considering the average girth is 4.59 inches with a standard deviation of 0.43 inches, we can determine that that a girth of 6.2 inches falls almost 4 standard deviations from the average converting to a height equivalent of almost 6 foot 8.

TL;DR: Using the standard deviation, we can estimate my volume would be the height equivalent of a man between 6 foot 6 and 6 foot 7, whilst he would be 7 foot+

>>37103132
No dude. Your big dick is a symbol of masculinity but you kill it by being a huge pussy. You're too scared to put your dick in cause you're afraid to hurt her. Nobody actually cares about other people. Girls just want to get fucked.

>>37103191
A 7 inch dick is way more common than a 6 foot 6 man.

>>37103191

just to make the numbers here clearer.

Length Average: 5.1
Standard Deviation : 0.65


5.1 = average

5.75 = 1 standard deviation

6.4 = 2 standard deviation

7.05 = 3 standard deviation

7.425 = 3.5 standard deviations


Average girth = 4.59
Standard deviation: 0.43

4.59 = average
5.02 = 1 standard deviation
5.45 = 2 standard deviation
5.88 = 3 standard deviation
6.2 = 3 3/4 standard deviation

>>37103175
lol u mad bro?
>>37103209
What? I've never heard any nonsense like that before. I like to hear them beg for it first. I have a kink for girls asking for it. Submission is one thing but try to get a girl to beg for a big dick, most of them are too shy for it that even if they're one of the ones that's okay with having something that big, most girls are afraid of getting something that big in there. Sex isn't suppose to hurt. The whole domination shit is a meme when you can legitimately physically hurt them if you're not somewhat gentle about it. You have to work up to it unless you want her crying and needing you to take her to the hospital. Sex isn't suppose to be like that. Porn and small dicked guys trying to wrack up a # count must of twisted you're mind pretty good.

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>>37103243

7.3 is the statistical equivalent

>Average height is 5 foot 9 (69.7 inches) with a standard deviation of 2.9.

I have just shown you that 7.3 inches is roughly about 3.3-3.5 standard deviations from the average depending on where the info is coming from.

lets take the average as 3.4. We can then find the height equivalent by multiplying that 3.4 by the 2.9 height SD.

So 3.4 x 2.9 = 9.86 inches

Add 9.86 inches to the average height of 69.7 inches, you get 79.56 inches

79.56 inches = 6.65 feet

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>>37103425

you have any thoughts on the autistic maths rant proving you wrong?

I'd love to see an answer

>>37103425

>I'm too much MAN for her to handle

You sure think little of someone you say you love.

>>37103487
>you have any thoughts on the autistic maths rant proving you wrong?
I think it's kind of funny, I don't think he'd have to go to those lengths if his dick could. Really only stuck around in the thread cause some of the other questions are interesting. Like the last post is kind of why I don't like casual sex, people get it twisted. It reminds me of guys that get their back scratched up from some girls nails. That doesn't look like fun sex to me, it looks like a rape when you're getting clawed up like that. I don't see why anyone would be interested in that. Sex is suppose to be fun. Maybe it's just me though.

>>37103425
You mad your dick is too big bro? She'd prefer 7 inch dicks in her mouth ass and pussy.

>>37103465
Big dicks are still extremely common online because they all come out of the woodwork to threads like this.

>>37103547
Part of being a man is discipline. Everyone wants to go all out, but in real life being a man usually means holding back. I like to have fun with it. I don't care if I get laid or not. If I do I'm going to rock her world so it's her loss if she doesn't want to. I never claimed to love anyone so I don't know what you're talking about there.
>>37103576
Not really. If they want something else they should go get it. I don't want someone that doesn't want me. They'll probably regret it later, but that's their problem.

>>37103611
>they'll probably regret it later
That's what you say to make yourself feel better about it. You get cheated on. LMFAO. I've never been cheated on. That's embarrassing. In fact I cucked somebody.

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>>37103558

look, I didn't want to go full autist, but you pretty much triggered it when you said average. Catastrophically low levels of self esteem build a fragile ego, hence why I always call out people who claim to be bigger than myself to prove it.

If you really are that length, my apologies, but at least admit my maths is correct.

>>37103636
Ignorance is bliss. If you haven't been cheated on I'd think you're just talking shit or just never had a girl long term.
>>37103681
I honestly haven't been reading your math I just skimmed over it, figured it must be you doing it, and had a good chuckle. It's really no sweat off my brow. I don't think the math is going to change that it sounds as small as average ones.

>>37103755
What if me and the other dude decided to beat the shit out of you?

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>>37103755
Yeah but if me and the other dude decided we want to gang up on you and beat your ass for being cocky what would you do about it? Do you think this is too small to hurt going up your ass?

>>37103833
>>37103891
i knew you were just baiting for some gay shit, should of knew better than to waste my time in this thread

>>37103755

>ignorance is bliss

>I haven't been reading your maths

Was this intentionally ironic?

So you're admitting to ignoring the fact you are completely wrong because you don't want to see it.

Really makes you think

>>37103923
Yet you stay here because you're gay. If you saw gay shit coming and stayed it's because you're gay.

>>37103923
Waste your time? How is your time valuable. "herp derp muh precious time, I'm not gay," Yet you clicked on a thread with a picture of a big dick on it. Sure you're not gay.

>>37103923
I'm not gay I swear don't show me your dick I only want to look at the dick in the heading of the thread I clicked on.

>>37103923
Explain to me how you're not gay.

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Autist maths guy here,

I'm legit 100% straight, I just know I have a very large penor, and am always curious if there is anyone bigger.

Whenever I see someone bigger, I ask them to prove it, and not a single one has yet.

>>37104094
And he claims he's not gay and doesn't want to look at dicks when clicked on a thread with a dick on it.

>>37104094
He just wants everybody to praise him for the alleged size of his dick. And when they don't he gets mad cause he has a fragile ego.

>>37104179

Yep pretty much this

I'll put it too you like this. Say your 6 foot 7, 6 foot 8 guy. You've always considered yourself to be very tall because you are. One day, a guy moves to your town and he's 7 foot tall. Now he's known as the tall guy in the area and everybody gives him the praise.

Now, who is going to be more annoyed? The average guy in the town who was 5 foot 9, and height never meant a thing too him? Or would it be the former really tall guy, who now no longer holds that title?

Pretty simple

>>37104136

As I've said, I click on every thread like this to see if there is someone who claims to be bigger than I am. If there is, I ask them to prove it. There is nothing sexual about it

>>37104293
>>37104273
Wait a minute. Who is who? I don't even understand anymore.

>>37104313

Those are both me, Autist maths guy

>>37097166
Is disfigured because of all the pussy it has smashed.

>>37105220
More likely it's weird looking because the extremely hard boner he got that strectched it to that length mangled it

>>37097157
Ignore the dicklets m8.


Would worship that dick. I don't know how anyone can be content with having a dick that isn't at least 8 inches.

>tfw 6 inches with PPP
Fuck you and your normal dicks

>>37097403
His point is that when women know its long they want it and its easier to fuck anyone

>>37097827
I rarely measure my penis size or my height, both because i know im tall and have a small cock and that i dont have a way to measure, but a few years ago i was 17 years old at 6 foot 4 inches and 5.5 inches long

>>37106325
>implying that guy is posting in the thread

>>37106325

this. not being at least 8 inches is pretty shitty.

>>37106325
Says the gay dicklet.

>>37097157
i am incredibly insecure that i dont have a shapeshifting alien penis that hits the gangsta spot every time

>tfw 1% americans have a penis bigger than 6 inchs
>tfw 1% of americans have severe depression
>guess which one i got desu
>every woman you ever lie with will want bigger
>makes me never want to lie with a woman
i wish i could be someones ideal but i am only 6.5X5.

>>37101304
5'4 ft - 4.7" dicklet manlet balding fatty subhuman


Top that nigga

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>>37097157
Kinda looks photo-shopped to me, but regardless it's an ugly dick and way to big.

6-7" is perfect.

>>37097157
>she road a bigger dick than yours
why live anon?

>>37102950
Reminds me one day at work when this one guy was bragging about his dick size in the break room. Saying he was 9in, and then every guy in the room said "oh yeah, I'm like 9 and 8 too."
Guys lie all the time. Most are probably around 4-6in, but are embarrassed to admit it. Even though 6 isn't bad at all.

does penis size really matter that much to women or is it like how women think that makeup and how they dress and do their hair and skin matters to men. seriously have you ever heard a guy say "i would date that girl, but her shoes are awful" and yet there are billions of dollars of industry for woman's appearance and care, perhaps the penis extension market is the same a huge industry that doesn't change how people feel about you but makes you think it does. maybe i am wrong.

>>37107782
is 6 really perfect. i wanna be perfect for someone. i want to be loved and desired

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>>37107850
6-7 is a safe bet.
5 is okay even.
8 too big
4 too small

only guys seem to actually care about it though. not even something i consider when talking to guys try working on your personality or something

>>37107977
t. homosexual
original

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I'm 6.7" when I'm hard, is that good enough?

>>37107828

Small dicks are made fun of for a reason and don't tell me the "they do it because they know it hurts" shit. Men started feeling insecure about that shit because women started to shittalk about it.

>>37108975
How much of it is women talking shit and how much of it is men talking shit?

>>37107828

Its no doubt an advantage in the sexual marketplace and even a deal breaker for some girls if you are too small, but female attraction is more broad, so having a small dick won't stop you from being successful with woman, but you'll likely have a harder time.

>>37109107

Mostly women, I sometimes overhear the things my female co-workers talk and some of them are suicide inducing shit.

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>>37109139
>but female attraction is more broad

>>37107730
Well i'm taller but have shorter penis than yours. I'm worse

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>>37109139
>but female attraction is more broad, so having a small dick won't stop you from being successful with woman

>>37109107

Mostly men, but you don't go to woman to find out what they want. Woman are emotional based creatures and no matter the situation they will say what they think will make guys feel better.

>>37097460
3.75" and skinny.
>>37101364
This is my cucksperience too, except my gf is stuck a size queen now.

>>37109168

It is. For a woman lots of things can trigger attraction. Looks of course, but also confidence, status, wealth, great social skills, etc.

Your dick may be small, but you're still a whole person. Its like getting a gf with small tits when you love cow tits, sure its disappointing, but there's more to a relationship than a girls breast.

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>>37102682
Great, another way to feel bad about my dick.

>>37107977
thank you anon you made me feel a lot better

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>>37107977
>4 too small

just fml famalam

>>37109157
>some of them are suicide inducing shit.
Examples?

>>37109739

I know, but its the truth. Even the kindest of girls admit that anything below 5 is just too small.

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why do brown girls love my big irish cock?

>>37109953
Chris?!?! Dat you?

>>37109953
just because you can rename a file to start with a DSCN doesn't mean it's yours pic

>>37109942

Why do I have to suffer with this shit? I didn't choose this. Fuck this fucking life, I'm seriously gonna off myself asap when I gather enough courage.

>>37109224
Its true. We fall for below average looking , used up, or physically unimpressive girls all of the time. I always fall for women i shouldn't.
And I have the mythical 9x6 that's suposedcto make everything in life awesome. Im an okay looking guy and i have a great body now.
I fell so hard for a lesbian once that I lost it completely when she went back to her girlfriend.

>>37110029

Yeah I'm still trying to cope with having a small penis, I can already see the disappointment on a girls face once my pants come down.

I've just decided to tell everyone I have a small dick, since I can't beat it I may as well embrace it to the fullest and just be the small dick guy.

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>>37109953
show us your real dick


i wanna suck it insecure anon

>>37110035

Most men will compromise for their standards but girls won't and they don't have to.

>>37110348
>Most men will compromise for their standards but girls won't and they don't have to.

Girls will compromise. They would ignore a guy being a NEET if his dick is big, and will ignore him having a small dick if his money is long enough.

>>37110399
>and will ignore him having a small dick if his money is long enough.

and will not fuck you at all while fucking the big dick neet behind your back while spending your money

>>37098211
Great logic

Originnal

>>37110573

Yeah, but what can you do? At least you get to smell a vagina once a month

>>37110573
Many women can't even get sex without seeking out and they see that as humiiating. Even good looking ones. They'll fuck any guy who will pursue them.

>>37110856
>Many women can't even get sex without seeking out and they see that as humiiating. Even good looking ones. They'll fuck any guy who will pursue them.

Now you're just pulling my leg here mate.

>>37107828
with incredibly vain females who probably don't like you very much anyway it will matter. if the dealbreaker is your dick size (which is different from quality of sex overall, btw) she never wanted much out of you anyway so who cares?

fembot (female) here
3" - ok
4" - yum
5" - perfect
6" - eh
7" - gross
8"+ - get away from me, you freak

>>37111025
LIAR YOU LOVE BIG DONGLES CAUSE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET SAID SO

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>37111004

>she vain because shes wishes to be sexually satisfied

Lets not blame the girl for our shortcomings.

>>37111025
For reference how tall are you? Just wondering as you're probably on the small side if 6 is eh

>>37111521
Not her but I'm 5'9'' and I agree that 6'' will hit your walls in certain positions and can be uncomfortable.
Maybe I just have a short vagina, clearly I don't know that, but 6 inches slightly hurt when doing doggy style for instance.

>>37111521
5 foot 5

>>37109953
ginger cocks are the worst of white cocks, looks like a red inflamed tentacle

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im a grower but my cock is still 5inches when completely flaccid. couple that with big nuts and big thighs that push it forward and my bulge is fucking absurd.


whenever i wear sweatpants i know exactly how a woman with a nice pair of teddies feels when she wears a low cut top. its hilarious noticing people stare directly at your cock, then they look up and meet your eyes and realize they got caught. nohomo but guys stare just as much lol

>>37111784
This is why I'd never wear tight pants in public.

>>37111784
>tfw 1 inch flacid, small nuts and skinny legs

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>>37107828

meh it does to a degree i guess. some girls love the feeling of being completely filled by a big cock, her pussy gripping every inch of his cock, pulsating as he blows his seed inside of her. some girls get off from cervix stimulation while others find it extremely painful. out of 30-40 girls ive been with, only 2-3 didn't get their cervix pummeled and have to pause sex to recompose themselves (ironically the girl who best took my dick was the smallest girl i ever fucked, something like 5'0 and 95lbs, would still be fucking her if she didnt give me chlamydia).


some girls have naturally big ass vaginas and NEED a bigass cock to feel any sort of stimulations... my first ever gf was like that and it actually made me insecure as fuck even though i measured my dick to be 7.5x5.5 over and over again lol, even i couldnt feel shit all most of the time, poor girl needs a mandingo cock. i 1000% guarantee she wouldnt date a dicklet because of that, unless he was willing to be a cuck and/or wear those dick extender things.


all in all though it doesnt really matter for most cases. if she isnt vagonormous, an average sized dick will be good enough for her. after a certain point most women agree on that, and it's actually the women who have experienced giant dinks that agree on that more than the girls who havent. sure they would be happy if you had a bigger cock, like youd be happy if she had a tighter vag or bigger tits, but that's just a bonus for most of them. as long as you're at least 3.5-4 inches with decent girth you are likely fine. women just want your money and status anyway


this is all coming from my conversations with all the women ive fucked. ive talked about dicksize with almost all of them, since the cuddle talk is literally always started off with her talking about my big my cock is. 99% of them are one night stands so i doubt theyre lying, but theyre women so who knows

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>>37100017
>I've got a small dick so everyone else must have a small dick too

I did a reverse search, OP's image comes from a redditor who posts in bigdick subreddits regularly. He's got pics at a dozen different angles.

>>37112230
Wtf this guy is like double my size.

>>37097827
>Males who don't measure their dick constantly after entering puberty are a meme and don't actually exist IRL
I've literally never measured my dick.

>>37112279

The odds are you in your favor that a girl youve fucked hasnt even fucked a guy half as big as he is.

Can't imagine the unlucky dicklet that gets with any of this dude's past fucks. Motherfucker is basically fisting chicks with his dick

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>be OP
>make another dick thread using some random guy's pic
>return 12 hours later
>insecure autists are still arguing over dicks

>>37112230
Why is reddit such absolute fucking cancer

>>37099177

I'm 7.5" x 5.5", and I've only had issues with hurting someone once. You're mostly spouting memes brah.

>>37112496
You jelly of superior redditor cocks, anon?

>>37112230
https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/63grf9/faq_of_a_guy_with_a_105_cock_whose_inbox_has_been/

>My Penis is 17-19 cm (6.75"-7.5") in flaccid state
>My erect size is 27 cm (~10,5") in length at maximum
>I'm 21 years old right now and from Germany.

>I remember being bigger than similar aged guys for all the time. Until the age of 15, my penis' growth was slow and steady, but I had already reached a size of ~13 (5") cm flaccid and ~18 cm (7") erect. Hitting my final growth spurt, within the next year my penis grew up to its today's size. Since then it did not really grow any more.

Jesus Christ, not only does this guy have a 10" horsecock, but he's had it since he was a teenager. He ruined half a dozen high-school girls who will never again be satisfied by dicklets in the future.

>>37112639
He's probably only fucked a couple of girls and they most likely didn't enjoy it and he didn't finish. His penis has no practical purpose, it's literally more useless than a microdick.

>>37112812
>He's probably only fucked a couple of girls and they most likely didn't enjoy it and he didn't finish. His penis has no practical purpose, it's literally more useless than a microdick.

Oh please, stop trying to take away from his obviously awesome dick.

>>37113009
Lol, he's right though. Not alot of women are going to enjoy having a literal baseball bat in their clams. Imagine how much it would hurt to have something that big put in your ass. Kind of like that. Women's vaginas aren't garbage bags

>>37113082
>>37112812
>B-But women won't enjoy it
It's fine as long as he's careful. If you've got too much you just use less than 100%, if you've got too little there's no helping you

>I've slept with 7 girls and had two threesomes with one girl and one guy each so far. That adds up to 9 girls and 2 guys equals 11 different people. I've been in longer lasting relationships with 3 of those girls.

>>37111876
Well that is why i totally would, if i had the big penis

>>37111784
Can you take a picture of it ?

It's crazy. I envy big cocks, but i also want to succ em

>>37113082
>Women's vaginas aren't garbage bags
That's quite a wild claim to be making around these parts.

>tfw can't enjoy porn if the guy isn't stupid hung and if the girl isn't at least somewhat pained by it
>tfw 5" so I will never experience this

I'd give anything to see this guy go all out and completely destroy a girl.

>>37113082

It doesn't matter, the novelty of it alone is enough to open the doors to many vaginas. Face it, this guy is blessed with a vagina skeleton key for a dick.

>>37097157
>tfw have pretty huge cock
>tfw literally nobody has ever seen it ;_:

it literally doesnt even matter

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>>37112639
This is him vs a 4incher guy.

I'm done with life and women.

>>37113558
The 4 incher is so much more aesthetic, it's a beautiful, suckable penis. The monster cock is just that: a freakish abomination.

>>37113669
I still would choose to have the big one if i could. I'm only 4.5". If i was friends or related with this guy i would never trust any of my gf.

>>37099177
>unless you're gay
Too big. Not interested in mouth or ass pain.

tfw no 4-6" switch muscle manlet bf

>>37113558
Ok to be fair the big guy's girth is 6.5" and the small guy almost have the samw girth as him

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>More voluminous than 99.99% of the population

feels pretty good

>>37114016
I hate you people.
I hate you people so much.

>>37114016
Which site are you using? oregon

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Feels good

Just need to actually get a female to see it now

>tfw no one will ever call your 6.5 penis big or perfect or attractive
>Tfw you will never receive admiration or love
>tfw no gf to help terrible confidence problems

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dick size doesn't matter, just be yourself bro!

t. roastie

How would you know?

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How to straighten penis up ? I'm fine with the size but the curve makes it shorter than how it should be. I believe straight penises feel better too inside a vagina.

>>37114309
Also after i jerk off, it always hurts. Is it peyronie ?

I highly doubt that most people have a dick circumference of six inches, unless like most people have a chode then that's a real eye opener. like wtf, like even a soda can isn't that big if I know what I'm talking about

>>37114140
Sizemeup

>>37114034
Im 7.3x 6.2, what are you?

>>37114452

This >>37114016 is me

I'll post a measured pic when I get home in a couple of hours if this thread is still up

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ya'll check out muh duck!

>>37103891
Oh god you're the racist faggot that only posts on 4chan about being insecure of his little dick lol

>>37114352
Guys pls


Origigigiggggh

>>37112639
Is this anything like the guy who claimed to have 12 inches and was revealed to be a fraud in four minutes


Or is this one of those times where a fraud dud his homework covered all of his bases and did a good job of winning the retards over?
Cause its pretty obvious that this is shopping at work

>>37115609
Look at all his other posts on reddit

>>37102996
I'm 5x5 and had several girls cheat on there bfs who had big dicks (7+).

It helps actually knowing how to properly stimulate a girl with just PoV.

I mean those guys obviously have a bigger sexual ceiling, but the ego boost is nice.

>>37115609

I'm guessing the picture in the OP is shopped

>>37116564
yup, i agree with ya. definitely photo shop using the white background as cover.

You're all delusional if you think 10.5 inches is desirable for women. That's 4-6 inches of useless dick that's more likely to choke or hurt than not. Why the fuck would anyone want that.

>>37117253

my question is why do people bother to do this. Like, whats the goal? If anyone were to meet 1 on 1 you couldn't fake it.

>>37117278
i want to hurt girls with my dick...

>>37117278

More like no inches of extra dick. Vaginas stretch out.

>>37097157
>tfw girlfriend is sore after around 20 minutes with my 6.5inch.

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>>37114599
>>37114016

some proof

Nobody wants a dick that big but crazy gay dudes.

The perfect dicks are 5-7 inches with about 4.5-6 in girth. Vaginas are only about 6 inches deep anyways

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>>37117839
Is the site you used legit? I feel incredibly average and I get this result, what the fuck?

>>37118217

pretty sure they cite where the stats come from on the website don't they?

just checked, on the website says

>Your measurements are compared to the average penis size values found from combining data from twenty one separate scientific studies on penis size involving 16,299 men. The average erect penis from this analysis was found to be 5.48" (13.92cm) long, 4.55" (11.55cm") in girth, and 3.61" (9.16cm) long and 3.67" (9.31cm) girth when not erect. Contrary to popular belief, there is little scientific evidence that penis size varies by ethnicity.

>>37097342
This is all your projection. Porn has made you insecure about your dick size so you assume having a huge dick would make your life a lot better. I have a large dick. I've only had sex twice. It has not effected my life in any significant way. It has not made me confident

>>37118538
Why do people say this ? It's not porn, it's things like reddit and 4chan and lolcow that make us very insecure. The real life, the real opinions of people. I talked to a lot of women online anonymously and yes the majority of them like big dicks and see mine (4.5") as small.

No one takes porn that seriously

>>37117778
Not to 11 inches, you fuckin tard.

do you ever send a dick pic to any hoes you know?

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>>37111784
>no proof

now original

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>>37117839
>tfw I will never have a 7.5x6" dick or a bf with one

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>>37112230
>bigdick subreddits

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>>37119532

>tfw I've never used it though

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>>37118745
this
>>37097637
stop this meme
if you're dick is small there literally is no reason to even try to have sex.
Tall guy with small dick= no point
short guy with big dick= at least you have a chance. Even if its 2% thats a lot better than the guys who haven given up because no woman wants a 4 incher. Maybe as a provider, but not much else.

>>37101219
>it's really not very much of a tun on
Are you a female? What a retarded excuse. You can't get a boner when a ruler is in reach? Or does it take you so long to put a ruler next to your dick that you lose your bone? That's ridiculous.

>>37102868
>always mr skeltal faggots have big dicks
God, I wish. If only I had a redeeming quality.

>>37097157
this is wat ur mom said xD

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>>37097157
All women should be gassed.

Captcha: FRANCOS Wirt

>>37097157
>tfw 8x6 but it still feels small and you will never get to use it

>>37097827
I've never measured my dick, I'm too scared to see how small it really is.

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>>37119876
>another 8 x 6 with no proof

originally

>>37120091
>tfw this is all too original

>>37118538
ok cool, how do i stop being insecure about my 2 inch microdick?

>>37104094
mine is 8 inches, how big is yours? Show yours to prove how big

>>37119855
This is a stupid image designed to prey on insecurities. The average dick size is 5.5 inches. Of course the average REPORTED dick size online is higher, because men lie.

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>>37121169

this >>37117839

original comment as well now

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>>37121169
>>37121363

never replied with his proof,

really activates the almonds