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WHY IS IT SOO FUCKING HOT IT'S NOT EVEN SUMMER
REEEEEEE
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>>37108089
u sweatfag aswell :(?
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>>37108089
>two days of high 80s where I live
>next week looks to be in the mid to low 70s

Just hold out for 2 more days, anon. Hopefully my weather is similar to yours. If not, then stock up on non-perishables so you don't have to go outside
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FFUCK IT I'M GETTING A POPSICLE

YOU GUYS WANT ONE TOO?

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Doxxed at the junction edition
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>when you remember jacking off while sniffing a bag of salt & vinegar crisps while pretending a girls feet are in your face

how the mighty have fallen
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Bloody Romulans showed up lads
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couldn't hold on any longer lads

had to make myself a cuppa and a slice of peanut butter on toast

just about to add it to my calorie calculator so hopefully I'm still under 1500 calories today

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>dad is a high school teacher
>he's dating one of his students
>she's 14
>he's 51
>wants me to keep it a secret
Hmm.
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>>37107688
>NICE DUBS
TADDLE OR YOU'RE AN ETERNAL RETARD
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Your dad is a despicable paedophile who is abusing his position as an adult entrusted with the education of children for his own sexual gratification. You should have him arrested for the greater good, men like him shouldn't be allowed walk this Earth.
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>>37107688
> hey dad I need a new PC
> no?
> Ah, it's okay. No i'm not doing much, just watching this documentary about prison life. There's this pedophile guy there..suck to be him, y'know?

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Didn't see a /uni/ thread, so I made one. How did those finals go? Get your grades yet? Does any of this matter when you won't be able to get a job anyway? Bitch about your problems here.
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I mean everyone wants a 4.0 but I got a 3.2... not bad but fuck this shit I thought I worked hard
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>>37107656
I got good grades and am not totally jewed over with the job market in my field and student loans so I'm decently happy. Still thinking about jumping off a bridge for other reasons though.
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>two exams at the same hour, one in group
>study for the group one
>group decides not to do it 3 days before the exam date
>3 days to study for the other exam, i do my best
>get insomnia and fall asleep one hour before it
>mfw im getting left behind by everybody

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You've never gone to a concert.
You've never gone to college.
You've never gone on a trip.
You've never gone to a five star restaurant.
You've never gone to parties.
You've never watched many movies.
You've never read many books.
You've never weared a smoker.
You've never bought a watch.
You've never driven a car.
You've never got your own state.
You've never fulfilled your consumer's dream.
You've never fired a weapon.
You've never tried anything new.
You've never been good at any sport.
You've never won any competition.
You've never been able to cook.
You've never had a loving family.
You've never had friends.
You've never had a job.
You've never had health.
You've never had luck.
You've never had sex.
You've never even kissed.
For the absolute majority of men, all of this is absolutely unthinkable. And yet, without even trying, you managed to be such a pathetic failure, running away from reality, completely wasting your time. You could have lived as much as you want, you could have been great and beloved, but instead you chose to be depressive, and now this is what you are. There's only one life and you missed your chance of enjoying it. You're the worst kind of human being. You'll never, ever be happy. Your suffering will extend beyond when you die.
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>>37107532
i just heard 500,000 gunshots in perfect harmony.
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>>37107532
>You've never weared a smoker.
>You've never got your own state.

Huh? What are these even supposed to mean?

That aside,
>You've never been good at any sport.
>You've never won any competition.
>You've never had a loving family.
Are the only ones true of me, and I'm still a miserable NEET disaster.
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I assume you're talking about yourself?

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>tfw 5'7"
orig
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tfw when Im 5"9", and expected to grow more for the next 3 years.
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If you're a guy, hopefully you're good-looking. Then you'll slay pussy.
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>>37107516
I WANT TO FUCK THAT RABBIT
WITH MY ORIGINAL DICK

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Last thread hit bump limit.

Describe yourselves so we can rate you and fantasize. Try to be as descriptive as possible.

>Eye Color
>Hair Color
>Hairstyle
>Facial Aesthetics (Give a number or say something like "average")
>Race/Ethnicity
>Skintone
>Waist (Skinny, Slender, Chubby, Fat)
>Breasts
>Ass
>Legs/Thighs
>Hips
>Height
>Country
>Age
>Voice (Deep? Attractive? Feel free to post vocaroo)
>Attractive personality qualities
>Your kinks/fetishes
>What you'd do for your man if you'd want to spoil him

cont of >>37092360
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If you are below average and socially retarted and live in America then please message Haix#2681
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At least ask them what kind of men (or women) they like, you fucking beta. Who the fuck cares about voice?
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>>37106907
Wow you just went straight for it.
In that case

Any desperate socially retarded fembots in europe want a desperate gamer robot bf please message at wickys#4478

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>how many matches
>how many respond
>how many girls you fucked

200
about half
only two

Anyone had more success?
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I reactivated and I get like 5 matches a day

I matched with a really hot girl yesterday who asked to smoke and chill and then backed out

Fuck this stupid app
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>>37106505
what is that, 2 auschwitz survivors making out?

fucking gross
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>>37106505
>Probably somewhere near the thousands
>More than 3/4
>Somewhere between 100-200

I stopped counting a while ago

>ITT: Post your most unpopular opinion
I think the legal voting age should be raised to 30
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>>37106436
>I think the legal voting age should be raised to 30
I'd be fine with it being 21, but you'd have to get a licence to vote, to get the licence you'd have to score over 110 at an IQ test, and a second test about basic political knowledge and history
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>>37106436
unpopular on this webzone at least,

>alt-rights are SJWs that are just as bad as the people they constantly complain about

>there is literally nothing wrong with feminism

>/r9k/ should be made into SFW and all frogs should be banned and restricted to /b/

>eating meat is wrong (but I totally still do it anyways)

>the internet is bad for you

>smart phones and social media didn't ruin society.

The last two I can at least speak on from personal experience since I'm old enough to have been aware of the time when those didn't exist.
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>>37106436
Prophets, including Jesus and Mohammed, of all religions suffered from some form of schizophrenia. That's why they could hear gods voice, or claimed to be God themselves like Jesus.
By stating the obvious connection between schizo and religion, I don't want to discredit religion though, to the contrary, I think it makes religion very real, and all I'm saying is that one should pay more attention to what people who experience religious psychosis, are saying, they aren't as crazy as society makes them out to be.

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LXV

Another free edition. Anything goes.
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Hey Nick. How are you doing today?
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>>37105890

Tired. It's raining.

You?
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Why is cuckold porn so popular now?

>go on xhamster
>half the top videos are interracial cuckold

>female choice tab
>interracial cuckold
>bbc

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/r9gay/ thread.
How you faggots doing?
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>still nobody to fap with
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pretty good
pissed off though
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How do I find fellow gay robots in my area? Don't care about looks anymore, just someone to be with.

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anything about a psych ward you'd like to share, doesn't have to be funny. Feel free to stick around to answer questions.
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>>37105165
I was about to make a reply, saying I was glad that this thread was freed from the attentionwhoring roastie slut of the last thread, but then I realized that the same attention whore was the op of this thread, jumping ship from their dying thread to a new thread.

If I see you post one more fucking time, I'm calling the Jimmy Hale mission and telling them a description of you so that they can have you committed.

Also, sage.
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it would have been cool to have this thread WITHOUT attentionwhores.
that thread was great until you shit it up
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>>37105222
>If I see you post one more fucking time, I'm calling the Jimmy Hale mission and telling them a description of you so that they can have you committed.

Please don't do this, nice trips

Fembots what's your opinion on horsecocks? Would u succ?
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not the ideal way to die
my dad showed me pics of whores getting fucked by horses when i was young. uncomfy stuff.
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>>37104157
Too small on average
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>>37104399
oh i forgot to answer the last question
would not suck no penis, thats disgusting

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>Stalking that one girl's Facebook
>See a picture of her and her boyfriend together
>Close laptop
>Lay down on my bed and make up different scenarios in my head about her and I being together

So who is she Anon, and why do you love her?
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No one. I've stopped keeping such women on kikebook.
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Are you for real?
To each their own.
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>>37104220
>having a kikebook

you know what you need to do

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Why are women such heartless cunts?

>Plan to watch a movie with a chick I'm dating the same day
>Keep putting it off because of our conflicting work schedules
>A week goes by, it's Tuesday
>Know that she's off on Tuesdays
>Text her if she's down for finally watching the movie tonight
>Ask if I've picked one out
>"Yeah I've had one ready for about a week now lol"
>ask if we could watch it tomorrow
>I'm confused by this
>Ask her why we can't do it tonght
>Tells me she's going to go watch a movie with her MALE co-worker tonight
>I get upset, say "of course" then head into work
>gives me an "of course?" Ok bye"
>Get off of work and immediately text her "Hope you had fun with your "not" boyfriend"
>She get's upset by this
>I try to explain to her that what she did is not acceptable on any planet and that she should have told me she had plans tuesday ahead of time
>Says she doesn't have to tell me anything if I'm not involved in her plans
>Tell the dumb bitch that she does if it conflicts with pre-existing ones
>Goes on to then say that since they were up un the air and not concrete she was free to do what she did.
>Keeps insinuating my sarcastic remark was a "red flag"(I shit you not)
>Tell her that remark came out of being hurt that she'd choose someone else's company over the guy she's dating exclusively.
>We go back and forth until we decide to go to bed
>Tell her I'm sorry multiple times for my sarcastic remark after work
>She then starts up again and tells me my last reply to her was "belittling"
>All I did was say that what she did wasn't cool, and to let it marinate on how it affected me
>Say let's just apologize, move on, and try to communicate better next time
>Apparently this was too much for her, refused to apologize for hurting me, then decided to call it quits


Why do women do this dumb shit? If you hurt them, it's your fault, if they hurt you, it's still your fault. These bitches deserve to be stripped of all their privilege.

Also, women hate thread.
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>dating /3DPD/
>>>/normalfag/

this where you went wrong normie. 2D is better than 3D
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lol she fucked that "coworker" and then felt so guilty about it that she shat all over you for "belittling" her
fuck roasties
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>>37103811
She didn't like partying and was more conservative sexually, but not falling for the 3D meme ever again.

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