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your own dying body

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This ring, will you marry me?

benis, hehe

mods need to sticky this

>>37163048
You fa... I don't even know what to cal you

>>37163048
You need to start taking the girl pills you closeted tranny

Suicide is only an option if you've got rock bottom, not if yoyre going forward, dumbass.

>>37163010
I don't think so. I'm hitting rock bottom emotionally. Just because I have other 'good' things going on does not mean I'm happy.

>>37162962
If you're not sure, the answer is no.

>Discord
Is this basically IRC for normalfags who can't figure out IRC?

>>37162975
Join friend

>>37162975

IRC can be tricky. I didn't use it for years, because of what happened the first time I tried it.

I had installed BitchX, and unknown to me, the package I used came with a bunch of war scripts installed and enabled.

I had joined a channel, and was chatting; and then one server split off from the rest.

And my client connected to that server, recreated the channel to become an operator; and when the netsplit ended kicked and banned the current operators, taking over the channel.

>>37162765
Try 5 years and then get back to me

>>37162797
try 10 years and then get back to me

>>37162765
4 years and counting ..... it doesnt get better il tell ya that

>>37162361
Your mother sjdjkddjdndnd

>>37162361
Ask permission to fap to a girl from school

>>37162493
Who did you ask? The girl? Your parents? What happened?

>so narcissistic that she honestly had someone take this picture
>decided to put it on the internet for all to see
what the fuck is wrong with women

Look at that setup, it's literally made for Facebook likes

>>37162343
She probably feels guilty for cheating on him while he was stationed overseas

>>37162277
>being a onetrick in Dota, the game where all the heroes are free and countetpicking is the main element of macro strategy

Activate bloodstone IRL please


But if I had to pick one hero to play for the rest of my life, it'd be ur boy Pudge

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>>37162277
This is my main

>>37162372

I got to 4k by spamming jungle LC. Slacks got to 5k by spamming omni. My 2k friends are always going on and on about strategy and how shadowblade ISN'T the best item in the entire world on LC but honestly unless you're committed to constantly trying to get better you can have fun just stomping in a kill lane with a friend. Those are the 35-1 offlane WK games.

I've never built a bloodstone in my entire life. Intelligence heroes are for fags.

hook'dim!

>he refers to boards without slashes ("r9k" instead of "/r9k/")

>>37162258
whats wrong with this

Oil.

>>37162258

>thread where everyone is having a good time discussion things they like
>one person quotes everyone and gives their post a rating

>>37162206
idk why but i imagine it was the black guy saying that.

>>37162206
I'm ok with this, dad. Enjoy getting plowed by Tyrone.

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>Ma...Masaka! Y-you're a Stand user too, Okaa-san?

>>37162026
It probably shouldn't.

>>37162026
>I presume you're not a pedo either
Joke's on you...

>>37162026
I'd be gay for dudes but I wouldnt bang trannies. They're messed up in the head.
So are children for that matter which is why they're off limits too.

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>>37161927
I mean I don't look like a girl. But girls have told me they're jealous of my body/weight and people have said I have a hot/sexy tummy ^_^

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I am a qt femboy though op : ^ )

>Post pics than faggot
that's not very nice or safe desu

>>37162068
It's completely safe you idiot. What the fuck is going to happen?

>>37161863

No can do bro

>>37161863
Volunteer somewhere if you have to it looks good on your resume.

>tfw been looking for 5 months and failed my 5th interview

SUICIDE

If you live in the US that's totally normal. Most people do elsewhere, as far as I know. It takes some time to get the hang of though. I used to suck at it.

Most people don't know how

>>37161838
most people dont but most people dont try either

>>37161521
Mierda, puse Espana se siente en el tema, pero tuve que rehacer este hilo. Me olvide de ponerlo de nuevo lo siento.

>>37161521
Here's a bump from /britfeel/. Stay away from Gibraltar pls.

>>37161607
What this lad just said but again