>"uhhh alright anon...I followed you way out here...now

your own dying body

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This ring, will you marry me?

benis, hehe

>>37163282
rape

uuuuuuuuuu

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>bash her head with a rock until it caves
>quietly have a wank behind a tree
>leave

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>>37163282
>A-anon... I'm sorry I had sex with Chad... I was being stupid, I realize that now... J-just please... Let me go...

>>37163810
jesus this photo is fucking haunting

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>>37163282
I don't know.
I just...
Let's go out to eat? There's a place real close that seems great. Maybe we can also catch a movie...

>proceed to orbit her until she somehow finds out I always loved her and cuts ties with my beta ass

Actual chapter of my life.

>>37163854
That's the last photo of her before she was murdered.

>>37163282
*blindfold her*

Hehehe, no witnesses

*dash out the forest with my arms at my back*

>>37163854
It's not.
It's just a picture the fissured murderer took of his victim.
What's so deep about it? Fucking nothing.

It's just an image of desperation.

sorry for bitterness

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>>37163810

DIE ROASTIE DIE

DIE ROASTIE DIE

SEE THE FEAR THAT'S IN HER EYES

DIE ROASTIE DIE

DIE ROASTIE DIE

RIP AND STAB AND BITE AND TEAR

STOMP HER GUTS, PULL OUT HER HAIR

HEAR HER SCREAMS AND HEAR HER PLEADING

SHE SOBS AND MOANS AS SHE KEEPS BLEEDING

>>37163951
Is this ironic?
Please tell me this is ironic.

>>37163282
My pathetic attempt to make you into my girlfriend by telling you I love you and reading you this love poem I wrote about you.
*she gives me a weird look and leaves without saying a word*
*i cry quietly*
*day turns to night*
*its really cold*
*drive home*
*fap to that Fappening picture of Jennifer Lawrence where she's on the couch*
*cry again*
*fall asleep*

>>37163282
Only god should know how much dick this girl would have from me in that forest
I would fuck her until it hurts me

>>37163318
gay faggot

This is why you are alone

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>>37163282
You're going to love this, trust me.

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Something near Dinky

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>been in pretty much this exact scenario with an extremely similar looking girl
>awkwardly try to kiss her
>she violently jerks away from me and shakes her head
>have to spend the next hour awkwardly walking out of the wilderness with her

>>37164150
>violently shakes her head
f*kn ouch anon, that hurt *me* and i'm only reading it, like your move literally left her speechless with shock
>i hope u've hearted ur lesson

>>37163997
leave this board while you can norman

>>37163719
For some reason your unfunny post combined with the extremely old and stale pic made me bust out laughing

>tfw no gf who loves wildflowers
>tfw you will never take her out to show her flowers and impress her with your botanical knowledge

>>37163997
Nothing on this board is ironic.
Leave now if you don't want to be corrupted.

I wanted you to check out these dubs.

>>37163871
how was she murdered?

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>>37163282
yea stacy I wanted to show you this P08 Luger I just bought, check it out

>>37164346
your mum sat on her

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>>37164337
>>37164219
Holy fuck alrighty then.

I just... Nevermind. Goodbye.

>>37164361
5/10 step it up kohaitachi

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>>37163282
I just wanted to show you this sick neca reissue Of The kenner mantis alien action figure, I saw it in my local comic book shop and this shit is hype, thought I'd give you a heads up.

>>37164365
learn to spot obvious bait, reddit
gtfb

>>37164356
>Anon, you know those SS markings are pretty much all added post WW2, right? Let me guess, you bought it off a guy who wanted to get rid of it because his wife is Jewish, didn't you?