What embarrassing things did you do as an adolescent?

>>37162361
Your mother sjdjkddjdndnd

>>37162361
Ask permission to fap to a girl from school

>>37162493
Who did you ask? The girl? Your parents? What happened?

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i peed my pants in a little league baseball game because i was too shy and embarrassed to ask the coach if i could use the restroom

>>37162501
The girl.
She walked away disgusted and I blew my load all over her picture in the yearbook.

>>37162361
I took a huge shit on the bathroom floor right next to the toilet when I was like 9

No idea why I did that but I got quite a rush

In 6th grade I carried around my own Death Note in my backpack (just a Moleskine journal I etched "DEATH NOTE" onto) and whenever I got bullied I would go lock myself in a bathroom stall and write peoples' names in it while I tried not to cry.

My parents forced a 21st birthday on me and invited every single extended family member.

Worst experience ever.

I didn't speak to my parents for a few weeks after they did (because I told them weeks in advance they better not do anything and they went ahead against my wishes and did it anyway). I told them how I lost all trust for them. Since then they haven't done it again. I'm 30 now.

You don't force these things on avoidant schizoid loner robots.

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>>37162361
>sent unsolicited dick picks to girls on snapchat
>did drugs/came to school high and ruined my grades
>tried getting in a fist fight with a fat kid who badmouthed the whore I was trying to fuck
>told that same whore that I loved her
>punched holes in my wall
>unironically made ragecomics

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>>37162668
>tried fingering a girl in a movie theatre on our second date
>wrote stupid pseudointellectual quotes from philosophers on notes and gave them to girls
>cried when my dad got remarried
>masturbated during a fucking sleep study that was testing if I had sleep apnea

>post in thread
>it dies

i never really did anything cringy.
still didn't have any friends, and not a single girl wanted to talk to me.
i thinking my biggest mistake was doing nothing at all.

>>37162746
>masturbated during a fucking sleep study.

Nobobody, nobody can be THIS dense.

>>37162668
>did drugs/came to school high and ruined my grades
>tfw no one was willing to sell me drugs
>my grades were still horrible

>>37162746
>>masturbated during a fucking sleep study
YOU FUCKING WHAT. You knew that you were being watched and you decided to masturbate anyway? How old were you?

>>37162746
>masturbated during a fucking sleep study that was testing if I had sleep apnea
lmao, did they end up thinking that you involuntarily masturbated in your sleep, like sleep walking?

>>37162785
>>37162823
I shit you not. When the study was over and I was about to leave, the tech guy monitoring me throughout the night came out his office and had the most disgusted look on his face when he looked at me. The results of the test were apparently inconclusive so they never tried it again.

>>37162821
I was maybe 15. I was jerking off at least twice a day, everyday.

>4th grade: truck-fucked the school bully whilst he was wearing a bucket on his head cause he was trying to impersonate my robotness
>6th grade: played the birthday song during the part of the school assembly that was meant to be the national anthem, multiple times
>12th grade: called the english teach mom

got off pretty clean tbch

>>37163014
>truck-fucked
Did you rape the school bully anon?

>>37162858
I was hoping the tech guy would come out and say "174 strokes on record prior to ejaculation. Your contribution has been invaluable to our study."

>>37163026
Its a skateboard term, meaning to smack someone in the head with the metal part (truck) of the skateboard

>>37162823
>sleep apnea
are you a big guy, anon?

>>37163135
No. I'm a tall skinny dumbfuck.

>>37162361
>wore my dad's condoms in 7th grade and jerked off into it later to tell my entire gym class about it for some reason
>was that trying way too hard to be a stoner kid in 9th grade
>while visiting cousin in 8th grade masturbated while on the same(but opposite ends of) a couch multiple times through out the week
there's probably a lot more that my memory has suppressed but the cringe was real

>>37163014
cont. I got more

>Ex's parents walked in on us whilst she was sucking my dick
>Was one of those guys who got changed in the toilet cubicles on the regular during P.E
>Mum waked in on me masturbating to one of her old gossip magazines
>Got suspended for calling this other guy a Wog after he tried to disrupt my friend and I's chess match

I've done really cringey things but I'm drunk can't remember/write good greentext

>just now
>pretty drunk
>fapped super loud
>parents room next to mine
>even let out an "oooohhhhhhhhhh" for some reason, I guess I thought it would enhance the orgasm
>they definitely heard everything
>worse yet I was fapping to furry porn
>I'm still too drunk to care too much but I recognize I'm going to regret this when I sober up

guess I'm just going to never sober up then