>kv
>a fat girl fell in love with me
what should i do
she is not fat at all, she is chubby and short and her face is average
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>>37283833
uhm, impregnate her, marry her and live a happy life?
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>>37283833
Date her.
If you don't, you'll spend the rest of your life wondering what could've been. People like us don't get these opportunities often (if at all)...act on it.
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>>37283833
Post a pic. We can't tell you what to do without looking at her
>tfw skelly
>every time I eat the fat just goes around my hips and ass
HOW DO I GET MY UPPER BODY TO GAIN FAT?
Don't tell me to lift please, I just want a normal weight
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P-post dat f-f-fat asssss
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>>37283755
lets see ur butte
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>>37283755
Ur low t brah. Get to the doc and ask for a blood test.
This Is An Age Poll. Take The Poll And Get An Idea As To The Average Age Of /r9k/ Users.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13045396
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>be 34
>poll stops at 24
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>>37283820
(OP) here. I'm the same age mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyWmSnuS850
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>>37283743
sauce`(origiante ofc)?
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Am I allowed on r9k?? 2017-05-26 01:18:09 Post No.37283289
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I have a girlfriend and have lots of sex these days. Does this mean I am no longer allowed to browse the sacred threads of r9k?
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>>37283289
What a brag this was. Wew.
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>>37283301
I just feel this board is for elliot rogers and wizards. Don't think I belong on here now that i'm a certified CHAD.
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you should block 4chan from all of your devices too
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WTF i LOVE police now
*unzips boner*
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>>37283064
The guy with the mustache is hot! But that other guy isn't. He's like Italian or something.
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>weird sadomasochist D/s undertones
>"men" who look like their parents were cousins
>unnecessary exclamation points
>"look at what i'd fuck i'm such a slut XD" posing
unintentionally great thread
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>>37283250
>he's still trying to suppress his naturally inherent bisexuality
You don't have to be a faggy flame dude. But you can at least admit you find some men attractive and that you want to suck a dick and stuff at least once
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>25 degrees outside
>too warm in my room decide to go up to asda and buy a fan
>Halfway there I see couples holding hands, kids having fun and people out with their friends
>Start to tear up a bit
>Realise I never had or never will have any of this
>Go back home worse than I went out
Anyone else here hate summer ?
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>>37283006
Did you at least get the fan?
Seriously nonny I'm on the edge of my seat to hear the conclusion to this
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>>37283006
Quit being a sorry sack of shit. If you don't like the way your life is going do something to change it.
>>37284225
>my
>fucking
>sides
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>>37283006
its only this hot for a week then the rest of summer is overcast
let the normies get their week of fun
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ITT: We post our fidget spinner
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>>37282888
My cousins have these meme spinners, they're like 8 and 10 years old. Should I be concerned?
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>>37282919
No, fidget spinners is cool.
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Here is my fidget spinner
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How do I get a huge hairless bearmode bf?
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Can you please post more gifs/pics like this one, OP? Don't hold out on me; I know you have more.
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>>37282875
Welcome back anon for round 2
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wtf is this lmfao
why did u post a picture of a dude wearing bikinis?
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What is it like to be white and make sweet love with a cute darkskin black girl?
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>>37282801
Thats one of that nice 2000 dollars sexbots ? I saw them on ebay.
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>>37283052
Nah I'm pretty sure this is a real niggeress.
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>>37283052
>>37275573
>>>/pol/127096343
Who here 9/10 turbo chad but still cant get a gf?
Life is so cruel
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Why has this guy become a meme again?
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>>37282796
what do you mean?
>origio
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>>37282766
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So you're on the changing room after a hard workout session, just about to enter the showers.
This guy comes in and looks at you, and smirking he touches the side of the device on his head.
What do you do /r9k/?
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sex him then steal his glasses
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>>37282749
Sue him for stealing my likeness after i snap a phot back for evidence.
>inb4 he runs
I'm doing a cardio heavy routine to see if i can do a marathon. Beanpole looks like he'll be winded before he hits the main lobby.
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>>37282749
I fuckin' take his silicon valley virgin ass and snap him like a damn twig.
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What caused me to fall in love with a meth-addicted escort with a 5 year old daughter and an overbearing ex that is still very much in her life?
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Same thing that got me involved with a heroin addicted vagrant who was staying with her mom and working with me over the winter who's ex(not so ex) was still in contact with her while in another state
It's called thinking with your dick .
Get the fuck out of that asap
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>>37282696
It's already over. I just can't get over her and I can't get my head around why I can't let it go. There are so many things that I hate about her but I just want to be with her.
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>>37282696
Also to add I'm assuming you have some self serving motive where you feel the need to be a shining beacon of light to her and save her from lying in the bed she made.
She doesn't care about you, she doesn't wanna change , you can't save her, she's gonna leave you for the ex.
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It is scientifically impossible to kill yourself.
Even if you try, you will always be in a reality where the suicide didn't work or kill you.
Let that sink in
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It's a thought experiment, not a scientific fact because your death isn't just a single quantum event but rather something that exists on a classical, irreversible scale.
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>>37282493
>It is scientifically impossible to kill yourself.
Wrong. It's effectively a riff on Schrodingers cat, so it's not that you can't kill yourself, it's under particular interpretation of QM if your suicide is triggered by a quantum event, then you shouldn't be able to die (or more accurately reality will branch off and you'll continue to live in one of those branches)
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>buy lottery ticket
>commit to killing yourself if you don't win
>become millionaire
Anonymous
Went on facebook after forever.....big mistake 2017-05-26 12:13:19 Post No.37282383
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Went on facebook after forever.....big mistake
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Well meh mistake actually, if my life wasn't back on tracks i'd feel depressed as fuck. I can't imagine how it feels for people who peaked at elementary school or high school.
While you're a racist NEET fapping to animes and crying about minorities all day long, your old classmates are now successful happy dentists,engineers,lawyers,doctors,other professionals, they're travelling the world, living life to the fullest while all you've been doing for the past years was cry about minorities and roasties on a japanese cartoon site + fap to little anime girls,make the same threads everysingle day and post the exact same shit
Exact same routine forever..while others are out there fulfilling their dreams and living to the fullest
Man,that would be depressing as fuck. Thankfully i came back from rock bottom and can live life again
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>>37282383
>going on Normiebook
Heh. You deserved it.
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>>37282383
So what do you for a job OP? Other than post here
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>>37282383
FUCK YOU ANON. FUCK YOU.
You ruined my day.
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Are mixed girls the cutest girls in the world? Also why are mixed girls the cutest girls in the world?
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nice repost, someone posted this same topic and this same picture a week ago or something
PLEASE STOP
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>>37282370
Screen cap or you're a fag
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>>>/s/ more than likely will find a thread about mixed girls