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I was wondering why god made us so different.

Probably for dank meme production

>>37365597
Its always been a vague dream of mine to organize a bunch of directionless losers into an anarcho-socialist domestic terror cell that targets capitalist symbols of greed and excess but then i remember im just as lazy and depressed as the rest of you

>>37365707
If you are pro socialism you are already a looser.

>only drinks sparkling water

how is this even relevant you pos KYS

the "somehow" is she's bouncing from one sugardaddy to the next

then it can be obvious if a robot can do this

ive been drinking nothing but sparkling water for like 2 years now

i can't drink soda anymore, it's fucking repulsive

Just take em, if I had kids with another Asian it would only create little me's and her's.

White guys are the same when they see a white girl dating a nigger. Whites are just being the nigger in this case.

>>37365385

But that's okay because that pairing usually doesn't make manlets.

proud of u bud

>>37365330
thanks frendorignals

Good job roboto, now make a trip to /ck/ and report back with an awesome curry rice recipe to try.

>>37365280

>"find a career you love and you'll have to work another day in your life anon!"

Make a few millions from smuggling coke from cuba and retire off the money you make

>>37365779
thats a terrible idea, id probably die

>>37365280
Find a hobby and get really really good

I can't get turned on by posts like this anymore because i know it's probably some faggot trap

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>>37365290
That's the part that get me turned on now

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fuck off you stupid tranny.

Where would I go about getting a qt boyfriend to snuggle and lewd constantly?

>>37365218
>>37365091
When did this become fag central

>>37365238
Since always :3

>>37365050
>has devoloped boobs and doesn't look like a child

That's the rule. I'm not going to not fuck some hot banging 16 year old because of laws and old made up rules.

>>37365102
>old made up rules
modern society created some fucked up rules that turned everything upsidedown

3rd from the left is patrician tier

>>37364889
People from /g/ can tell of you're samefagging with your phone.

>>37364889
They permanently banned my lte from this shit so they know

>>37364925
>Babby's first phonepost

>>37364747
NEET or hikki

Everyone else just says unemployed or bum or something.

Browsing r9k is meaningless, it isn't some special club.

"GeT oFf MYYY boArd, yOu FucKinG NOrmiE"

>>37364677
You've broken your brain and your dick, go without porn for a month or two.

you have depression

>>37364695
Yeah OP you need to reboot your dick.

>The thought of raping a girl doesn't really do it for me. But raping a trap gets me diamonds.

I think I know why:
Since traps are males, and your aroused by the concept of raping girly males. You're a faggot

>>37364859
In the moment aren't we all a little prison gay?

>drive to michigan to visit my cute trap bf
>have a cute date, just dinner and a movie but it's nice
>try putting my hand on his thigh in the theater
>he pushes it off because we're in public
>later in the car do it again, he pushes it off again
>oh well i guess he's just being shy, that's fine
>cuddle up and watch tv at his place
>having a few drinks, i start getting ideas
>making moves, he's kind of resisting a little
>like pushing my hands but i just reach back again
>says he doesn't want to have sex
>i've been waiting so long and i came so far for this
>guilt him into 'just the tip i promise' kek
>working it into his ass, he says it's hurting him
>tells me to stop but that's not gonna happen
>tries to wriggle and move away but he can't
>both my hands on his waist holding him down
>i'm twice his size, he realizes he can't stop me
>get a little carried away and fuck him pretty rough
>he starts crying and begging me to please stop
>just a little more baby i'm almost finished
>cum deep in his tight little ass and roll off of him
>he curls up crying on the bed next to me
>feel kind of awkward so i go take a shower
>come out, he wordlessly goes in the bathroom
>go get food while he cleans himself up
>sulks a little the rest of the night but forgives me

he's closeted so i didn't think he'd tell anyone
there's also the fact that he loves me

since then i've visited a few more times
he just gives it to me when i'm being forceful

it's easier on both of us that way

Forgived me padre for I has sins.
There was still some animals in the food.
Amen

I just ate a whole order of carne asada fries and a large horchata in one sitting.

Roughly 3000 calories.

I'm gonna be fat forever

>>37364449
I eat a lot of disgusting shit, like the strongest cheddar I can find, red onions, garlic, and arseloads of olive oil and just drowning pure carbs in that mix of ingredients, like pasta or bread. It makes me feel sick after a few bites, and horrifies my family and friends, but I can't stop doing it and it always sound appealing in my head for some reason.

Jesus and the Mary Chain were the only good noise pop band besides early Mercury Rev, fite me

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>>37364163
>ywn write a song about shade and honey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAsLBKAbXIQ

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>>37364163
>ywn marry bilinda butcher

I've been think about this a lot lately, and trying to Google suicide notes not by famous people. It's too difficult to find any. I've written a few practice ones myself, they were a mess, plain shit.

I feel like I'll never say anything satisfying enough for the reader. I want to write something eloquent and deep, but who cares anyway? I'll be dead and nothing will exist. Too bad I have to keep waiting because the only fool proof way is by gun and i don't think I'll ever get one

is it stupid that i want to not wake up but im also too afraid to try to shotgun my self through the mouth? id be terrified id live afterwards but be paralyzed or even if it didnt kill me instantly would suck

but if i had a suicide note id put stuff about how voices tell me to do fucked up stuff and how im a woman trapped in a guys body and basically just anything fake that would taint any pictures of me as a child they have

i want to make it fucking ridiculous so that everyone is left confused

post-mortem shitposting boys