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>already missed a few online quizzes in uni
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>>39424777
but you got trips, so...
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>>39424777
Come one dude, don't fall behind already
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At least you got nice digits, unianon.
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Why don't you try to start a new life in the French foreign legion ?
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One of my mates was valedictorian of Saint-Cyr, went for the DGSI. He was well-versed into the history of the FFL, and I'm pretty sure it's way harder to get in than it used to be.
You gotta be really fit and already have a solid basis of French.
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france needs to make a legion for robots and neets
they dont have to do anything important, just give them a grenade and send them into battle and hope they manage to throw it at the enemy before being gunned down
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>>39424770
>One of my mates was valedictorian of Saint-Cyr, went for the DGSI
What ? Saint-Cyr is a military school and the DGSI is the French equivalent of the NKVD
>and I'm pretty sure it's way harder to get in than it used to be.
Kek, you should ask him how the Legion was back in the 70's
Today life in the Legion is litteral heaven compared to what it used to be
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I just spent two hours imagining laying in bed and then making love to my imaginary girlfriend (in my head). Who else /lonely/ and /sexually frustrated/
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Is she cute? Pics?
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I think I'm more emotionally frustrated than sexually frustrated.
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>>39424701
I imagine her looking like my ex-gf (we split up 6 months ago, I deleted all her pics). I found this one though.
>>39424722
Me too :(
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ITT: Weird things wich happened as a kid 2017-08-31 12:47:48 Post No.39424578
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ITT: Weird things wich happened as a kid
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>Be me
>Around 9
>Walking around my neighborhood with a friend
>we come across some bushes (if i remember correctly, there was smoke coming out of them. This might be false though)
>Spot some half-naked kid just sitting there
>For some reason i immediately call him "One of those cannibals"
>He doesn't talk, just runs over to some other bushes
>A while passes, we go home, dont think about it
>Eventually find out that this kid was most likely running from his abusive, alcoholic father who also happened to have a collection of child pornography
>mfw
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How did you find that out, anon?
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>>39424596
If i remember correctly, my mother was a bit concerned about the whole thing and tried getting the police to check on it
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>>39424596
he was the dad
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>tfw want a big global catastrophe to happen
I don't care if it's a virus, a meteor impact, nuclear war, or yellowstone erupting.
I want something to happen where all the normies die out, and only the smart and prepared survive.
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complete human extinction is the only outcome that should be desired.
just because the 'smart and prepared survive' doesn't mean in 100 years the world won't be filled with absolute fucking dipshits again
end all humans
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>>39424552
The "smart and prepared" that will survive the war will be mostly normies and military pesonell (mostly norms)
You think robots and NEETs are prepared to survive?
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>>39424584
Not in 100 years. Maybe 300.
But we need a good reset, like the plague.
But think about it anon!
You always say that you want a gf!
But what would you do with such a gf?
If you just want a gf to kiss n' fugg it would end pretty quick
>No interests in common
>You're not interesting enough
Just give up on the search! It's not worth it. She would leave you sooner or later anyways!
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>>39424548
I already have a girlfriend but we don't have a lot of common interests.
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>>39424548
I did give up but I'm betting my gf will share my love of video games to the point that that's all we do together, just like how I hang out with my friends.
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>>39424562
She's cucking you already behind your back!
>>39424577
> gf will share my love of video games
>video game gf
unlikely but good luck!
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What was the earliest case of sexual desire you remember feeling?
> be me in 2nd grade
> story time with everyone sitting criss-cross applesauce on the floor
> kid in front of me wore a small shirt that rode up his back when he sat down
> got to see his bare lower back
> remember thinking "man, that's awesome"
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>>39424544
>be me in 1st or 2nd grade
>watching Dragonball
>see episode with Teen Chi-chi at the tournament against Goku
I fell in love that day and I had an intense desire to kiss her and touch her even though I didn't know anything about sex.
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>>39424544
>guy in my rowing team starting pole dancing on the bus
>looked up from my game-boy
>everyone laughed at him
>i was really turned on
>he sit next to me
>put his hand on my thigh
>put my hand over his shoulder
Didnt know what to do after that, just told him not to listen to thise guys it was a lretty good show bet they couldnt do better. Let him playy game boy. Considered my sexuality ever since. Im 25
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>>39424544
So 2nd grade is when we can start screening for homosexuality? That means we can kill them early to spare the planet of their existence. Good.
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Im amazed from the amount of people here who lives on autopilot mode.
Why on hell wouldn't you take control of your damn life? Everything is falling apart, and all you say is ''help me god'' holy shit take some action even if that means killing yourself.
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underage b&
Control is a part of life. Adulthood is learning how to navigate your pre-determined slot in the hierarchy optimally.
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>>39424460
Because that would require taking responsibility, and taking action requires effort. Where do you think you are?
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>being this much of a spineless bitch
you don't get a (You)
What are the pros and cons with high taxes? If a goverment is good at spending money on things that are important, then why would it be wrong?
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yes, communism is good
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Because the government is not good at spending money.
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>pros and cons of high taxes
The government cannot act efficiently for shit. People who support high taxes think that throwing money at problems solves them. They also forget that taxes are not some bottomless well and that every dollar that goes to the government is a dollar less the taxpayer could have used investing in their own life and the lives of others (on their own initiative).
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How does it feel like that all your life, you've been lied to?
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>>39424418
Who made this chart?
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>>39424497
This senpai
Oreganoregina
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>>39424497
anonymous study
the age of the girls and the identity of the subjects were never exposed
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Shut the fuck up, wagey.
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>>39424412
How does it feel never being able do something as simple as order pizza because you'll get a fucking panic attack
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>>39424412
Also, enjoy being alone forever.
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>>39424439
>How does it feel never being able do something as simple as order pizza because you'll get a fucking panic attack
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Were you ever violent? 2017-08-31 12:31:32 Post No.39424401
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I fantasize about going back to highschool and having the opposite personnality I had; i.e. I wish I was a violent thug.
IIRC I've never seen someone getting expelled over acts of violence.
Were you ever violent in your youth, /r9k/? I wish I was. Would've avoided me a lot of issues, like bullying or abusing my trust. Again, I was a little shit weighing 44kg.
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I used to beat up my little sister all the time
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>>39424416
That's kinda fucked. I meant to other people at school for instance, not your direct family.
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i don't know about being a "thug" but i do wish i was more assertive
now when i try to be assertive people threaten to call the police on me and i have to fucking run away like a bitch
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>be me
>26yo gaybot
>drunk as shit
>meet this girl this guy on the street
>she had just fucked him in an alleyway
>they buy me mcdonalds
>she tells me the guy has a big dick
>i ask can he see it but he refuses
>she tells big dick guy to go home
>she gives me viagra and we go back to "her" apartment
>we just stay in the hall though so i'm not sure if he actually lived there
>i try to grab her pussy
>she freaks out
>she wants to cuddle
>i feel uncomfortable and leave
>she follows me and we argue on the street
>call her a cunt several times
>tell her the argument is finished and walk off
>she keeps following me
>she won't leave me alone so i have to cuddle her on the street until 4am
>i try to fuck her on the street but she freaks out again
>go to the sauna and suck three dicks without any drama
What the actual fuck was this bitch's problem? She said she had borderline. Are all borderline cunts like this? Are all women like this?
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>>39424400
>Are all borderline cunts like this?
Yes. Borderline is just a nice way of saying "completely awful person".
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>>39424400
Why are you drunk alone in the streets hanging out near alleyways
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>>39424554
alcoholism
I live with my parents so I can't drink at home
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When's the last time you complimented your mom or sister? Compliment someone in your family and post results.
Also family discussion thread.
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>no hug in the OP
Never gonna survive
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>>39424335
Please compliment someone :c
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>>39424403
I told my mom she's not as shitty a parent as a lot of my friends mothers.
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If you make a baby with a mixed girl, I'd it really racemixing?
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Mulatto Eartha Kitt's granddaughter looks 100% white. Her daughter does, too, but the granddaughter for sure. You can bleach a mixed girls genetics pretty quick.
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Another mixed Catwoman, Halle Berry, has a quadroon daughter who looks mixed but has a lot of white features-- way more than her mom.
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Persia White (The Vampire Diaries, Girlfriends) has a daughter that looks 100% white.