When's the last time you complimented your mom or sister?

>no hug in the OP
Never gonna survive

>>39424335
Please compliment someone :c

>>39424403
I told my mom she's not as shitty a parent as a lot of my friends mothers.

1I like your hair
2 You make me happy often
3 You look good today
4 Your eyes are beautiful

I'm autistic please help

>>39424512
3 seems the least autistic

>>39424246
You just made me realize that I have never unironically complimented anyone, thanks alot.

Gonna have dinner with both my parents and my sister tonight at some nice restaurant in town. Fingers crossed it will be nice.
I also hugged my imouto and threw her in the pool because I'm nice like that.

>>39425588
With you there I'm sure it will
I'm going out to dinner with my family too, hopefully it'll be as nice
>I also hugged my imouto and threw her in the pool
I hope she was dressed for the pool at least

>>39425906
Fingers crossed for both of us then. But grandpa is out of the hospital so we're actually in comparatively high spirits.
>I hope she was dressed for the pool at least
Of course, I'm no monster. She complained it's too cold to go swimming today and I asked if she's sure and she said yeah, and so she went in. Maybe a little mean but having her squeal in mock fear and then pout in mock indignation is the highlight of my day.
How's your day going besides dinner soonish?

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>>39425980
That's good to hear, hope your sister is doing better as well
Maybe it was mean but it was probably worth it all the same
>How's your day going
It's okay, sleeping a lot, as is usual I guess
I snuck out to my brother's room this morning to surprise cuddle him and stuff but he just acted weird. I had to sit through a stupid talk about us that just made everything uncomfortable, he's still being dumb

Just gonna drop this on by so we can herd people back into the thread >>39426315

>>39426354
Hey fuck off buddy. Stop trying to kill this thread.

Why are there two threads up now?

Is telling her you love her a compliment? I got a nice blush out of it.

>>39427580
Because yet again, someone posted a thread while one was already up.

>>39427614
Cute.

>>39426354
>made
Can we fucking not have 2 threads up every time. It confuses our lot and pisses every one else off.

>>39424335
Yea I always search up "hug" to find the thread, didn't even know this was up
I'd rather one that doesn't have my name in the op anyway
>>39425588
Sounds nice, pool pushing sounds fun
>>39426199
He'll get back to normal eventually, I'm sure he's just confused about how handle the situation

>>39427704
Does mimi not have filters? Search for "sister" or "family" before giving up please.
Now, please compliment your mom.

>>39427753
>search for "sister" or "family" before giving up
Or you could just make the thread right

>>39427774
Or you could stop being afraid of change

>>39426199
>surprise cuddle him
On that note, this time I woke up with my morning wood poking my sister, as well as my hands on her breasts. I've never been the 'big' spoon before (as far as I can remember), despite being bigger than her, but now I see why. I admit, I didn't assume it would be that awkward, but I'm sure she knows it's normal. Except for my hands on her tits part, I guess. They're not even big or anything.

>>39427787
>afraid of change
It's more like not wanting to deal with avoidable and pointless annoyances.

>>39424512
>>39424566
I meant help complete the compliment roll, not help me choose one.

>>39427544
You're the one posting the thread wrong so people can't find it. Stick to the damn formula

>>39427947
>so people can't find it.
Update your filters, fag.

>>39425938
Please, leave the Laura-hunting to the professional.

If there are any pass users here, do you still have to wait about ten seconds between reporting posts?

>>39427753
I found hug and assumed that was it, I only want to this thread because someone linked it
I'm not gonna compliment her, she can fuck my dad later tonight, that's enough for her
>>39428025
What?

>>39428453
Jealousy isn't pretty. Be mature and don't use that as an excuse.

He called a random anon you. He should leave it to the professional, me, who hasn't been wrong yet.

>>39428516
The professional? Have you been looking for Laura? What does she look like?

>>39428574
No, not the creep literally looking for Laura. I open a few tabs that look like good Laura bait and wait for her to post. Someone tried to do the same thing and called out a random person as Laura. Embarrassing for all 3 parties.

I wish Austria, Ellie, and Laura could cuddle together. Why must we all be so far apart.

>>39424246
>Sister so dumb she fails half of her subjects
>I already have so little clothes, and she has so many clothes, yet she decides to wear my clothes. What. the. fuck. (Happened multiple times already)
>Constantly tell her to work hard instead of lazing around listening to kpop
>She's a 9/10 qt normie, so she will probably get a bf and live on ez mode though lul.

>>39428990
You should compliment her looks and help her study

>>39428990
>yet she decides to wear my clothes
Are you a grill?

>>39424246
Every day I feel more disdain for my family members. Everyday I try and wake up and treat the day with a blank slate, try to greet everybody in my family positively and hopefully get the same in return. Everyday I am greeted with a sister who at the drop of of hat will get negative and try to put me down for the slightest things and everyday I end up just telling her to leave me be because she is borderline abusive (emotionally). My father is dismissive and is quick to point out anything I do wrong, but has never ever told me that he loves me or that he is proud of me, not even if/when I deserved it. I'm surely not the best son ever, but I am fit and I excercise everyday, I have a sum in the low 5 figures put away in the bank from working manual labor and I'm going to university for CS. None of that is ever praised, I am only ever shit on for what I'm not doing, or trivial things around the house that I haven't done. My mother does compliment me from time to time, but depending on her mood she can be impossible to be around, and will try to cause arguments with everybody else in the family and generally try to bring the mood down.

That being said I have tried to give compliments, but they aren't received well and are never reciprocated. I generally limit my contact with all family members on a daily basis, as it almost never leaves me feeling happy or better about myself.

>>39429322
Haha just be yourself champ
Maybe you should move out or run away?

>>39429365
At this point it's a purely monetary decision to stay, I don't want to piss away a lot of money on a rundown apartment (rent in this town is absolutely through the roof) and university will plow through most of my savings anyhow.

>>39429437
Haha just move to a different city, champ

>>39429186
There are no girls on the internet, anon.
I'm a guy.
>>39429098
>Complimenting someone on something they got by luck and not something they achieved.
>Help her study
I did, I didn't study for my national exams for college just so I could help her with physics and chemistry
I told her for the past 2-3 years on how important academics were and if she didn't study properly she would end up with some shit tier liberal arts deg. I help her with math (I take further math kek.) and science where I can, but since she choose to take arts nothing much I can do now.

>>39429523
Anon, she's your pretty little sister and it'd make her happy if you compliment her.
Make some smores with her.

>>39429523
>I'm a guy
It all makes sense now.

>>39429608
I lied anon I'm really a girl.
I'm sorry.

>>39429608
What makes sense????
>>39429579
>Make her happy if you compliment her
lul, you want me to make an already entitled, narcissistic generation even more narcissistic and entitled.
>little sister. It's only a 2 year age gap and she's 16 you would think she would act more mature.
>Smores
What?

>>39429669
Come on, she wears your clothes because she likes you.

>>39429632
Why are you like this anon, I don't like imposters.

>>39429687
I suggest you seek psychiatric help for even suggesting such an impossibility.

>>39429669
Anon, don't you want her to like you? Don't you like her?

>>39429701
How is it an impossibility?

>>39429706
The point of my original post, was to express my disgust at the fact that simply being a cute immouto could grant someone compliments despite being an insufferable brat.

>>39424246
>be Chad
>wake up with my flaccid 7 inches lewdly slipping out of my little sisters pussy
>"oh fuck"
>little sis "sorry ch..Chad you know I can't"
>whatever slut you have cute titis I get
>she squeals and flips over to give me a hug
>" my friend Sarah wants to fuck you too"
>Chad "lol really? I fucked her older sister last weekend, let her know I'll be hanging out at sonic later"
>sister gets out and walks bow legged to her room
>go downstairs in a dishtowl
>see mom doing yoga
>" hey ma! Nice pose!"
>mom: thanks hun! First time I could do yoga since the surgery
>trophy mom hops to her feet, new fake tits bouncing grotesquely
>"whoa mom your new tits are kino"
>mom winks and pulls her top down then flicks my hard dick meanly and saunters off

Typical day

>>39429709
I'm sorry anon but if anon doesn't want a good relationship with her sister then we can't force her to have one.

>>39429731
I don't think she's really insufferable. I think you're just jealous.

>>39429709
My sister may be dumb, but I don't think she is a degenerate much like the many incestuous faggots that preside in the "hug your family" threads.

>>39429760
Ain't nothing degenerate about the purest form of love.

>>39429787
But the faggots always trying to push incest on others are degenerate cancer

>>39429805
Now you're just not making any sense.

>>39429758
>Jealous
Something that you have
>Envious
Something you don't have

>Doesn't study
>Constantly talks loudly to her friends over the phone
>Blasts kpop music
>Poor results
>Still goes out very often with friends
>Says shit like "I wish I was born smart" and "Other people are so lucky to be smart" when she puts next to no effort to studying.
>Fails art subjects
HOW DO YOU FAIL ART SUBJECTS. HOW.

Admittedly, I am envious that she gets to life on easy mode. But I've moved on from that, given that ill probably end it all in a couple years after I graduate lul, so I'm trying to enjoy life right now.

>>39429787
You guys really disgust me. To think /r9k/ shares this boards with such degenerates really makes me disappointed. I remember to quality days of /r9k/ good times always end I guess.

>>39429866
>/r9k/
>ever good
Pick one.

>>39429837
jealous
adjective
feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.

>ill probably end it all in a couple years after I graduate lul, so I'm trying to enjoy life right now
Then grab her ass and kiss her or something. You have nothing to lose.

Just a reminder that Goku could compliment your sister or your mom and there is nothing you or anybody could do about it. Not even the police.

>>39429903
lul.
What achievements and advantages does she have.
>Grabbing her ass
1) I'm not an incestuous pedophile and degenerate like you guys.
2) She doesn't have one.

>>39430026
You're sister doesn't have an ass?

>>39430053
>Not a great looking one that is.

>>39430026
>someone or
16 doesn't make you a pedo. Especially if you're 18. Tell her she's pretty and hug her.

>>39430084
Are you just saying that because it's small?

>>39430101
Yes.
>>39430098
I know what tactics you guys are trying to use. Stop it. Get some help.

>>39430207
But it's true. And bigger asses are more likely to look worse. And I prefer them too, but that's true as well.

>>39430261
She's pretty attractive I will say. But I'm not attracted to her, or girls in general lul.

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>>39430324
>But I'm not attracted to her, or girls in general

>>39430340
At least i'm not a fucking incestuous degenerate.
R-right?

>>39429885
When did you first come here.

>>39430388
paki B T F O

>>39427829
>tfw twn happen to you as the girl

>>39430507
what is paki????

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>>39430532
>tfw it did happen to you as the girl

>>39430571
>tfw even more jealous of you than regular girls

>>39430616
Well to be fair my aniki does more than just that

>>39430701
>then i'm even more jealous

>>39430701
Get your impure shit out of here, fag

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Didn't get to tell you guys because I was asleep, but my dad texted me back and he doesn't hate me for being trans (Even if I don't think he fully gets it, but it's a start).

>>39431057
how did you come out to him?

>>39430857
>purest love
>impure shit

>>39431168
By text, can't you see?

>>39431168
I told him I felt like I should have been born a girl. Gotta take it slow with my dad as he sees porn as a big deal. So this is like a mountain to him.

>>39431057
A father can't love a son who would completely change his body mind and attitude to a different person on a whim for the sake of sexual gratification. You betrayed your father, you don't deserve his love, you're no longer his son.

>>39431391
>>39431422
post the message if it was by text? i hope it goes well. looking good from what he said.

>>39431449
maybe yours wouldn't. maybe that's what you tell yourself to force yourself into now acknowledging who you are.

>>39430532
If you're a guy, sure. I didn't even mean to do it, but where else would my hands have been?

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It's nothing. Actually, it's pretty dumb
>Sis was having a sneezing fit last night
>Stuffy nose too
>Probably allergies or something
>Our alarm went off this morning and she reached to turn it off
>All I hear is an "ow" from her side
>Found out later that her phone slipped out of her hand and fell on her face
>"I can breath again!"
>Then it went back to being a bit stuffy as the morning went on
Sucks for her, but hopefully it passes. At least seeing her trying to fight off her sneezes was pretty cute this morning, although I don't think she feels the same way.
>>39431057
Really happy for you. It's just been a day or two, right? There's plenty of time. Like you said, it's a start, but hopefully things go well between the two of you and you get his full support.

>>39431558
nowhere else. it's just the natural place to be them. it's just natural for a guy to do that to a girl and for a girl to get spooned and fondled. not for it to happen to me though.

>>39431449
I know your baiting, but this wasn't on a whim, this was a slow and agonizing process over ten years of self hatred and acceptance. I'm not like those trendsexuals you see on college campuses these days in fact I hate most of those clown colored hair asshats.

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>>39430730
Don't be jealous anon. Go out and find a special someone to call you his imouto

>>39431057
Hey congratulation I'm so happy for you. I'm glad he responded that way! (Also I think it's about time you used a tripcode)

>>39431618
Maybe, but what if that girl is your sister?

>>39431671
but how anon?

>>39431789
even more romantic for you both!

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I'm gonna post all the stuff before it so you guys can see the context.

>>39431825
>touching your sister's tits is romantic
Wow, I gotta try that sometimes. I doubt she'd like that though.

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Ever since I started talking to him the incestous feelings are starting to lighten up so I feel like I'm starting to heal.

>>39431671
>Also I think it's about time you used a tripcode
Fuck off

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I thought about using a tripcode, but then people will start making drama about me and that's not my goal. Also after hearing about your guys story fiasco it also doesn't sound like a good idea.

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>>39431574
Just finished reading through the last thread.
I have no doubt she keeps them organized in some manner, she's anal about that sort of thing.

Maybe I'll ask her about her 'souvenirs' when she gets home.

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Here is the last one before his response, I remember my hands trembling as I wrote this but after I hit sent I felt relief knowing that it was "time" and that no matter what happens if I can face my dad I can face anyone.

>>39431789
That only makes it better though

>>39432061
I mean as long as you don't come out and say it was all fake it's really not gonna hurt. But it's up to you.
>>39432177
I'm really happy for you

>>39432300
>only makes it better
Even if she doesn't want it?

>>39432177
Good for you anon. Being brave when it matters is what counts to make a positive change for yourself.

I wish I had a sister. One that I got along with. Not for incest reasons, just because.

>>39432377
Well that's a little bit different then

>>39432591
But I thought it made it better. How is it different?

>>39432300
I wish it was fake because that would mean I could erase the pain with the backspace key...and that's the edgiest shit I have said today. Though if I do make a trip (which I promise to keep just for this thread for the sake of identifying me and not trying to become an e-celeb, yes this is for you one guy. I know the core values of being Anon on 4chan) should I go for a simple name or something cute? I'm really leaning towards cute.

Grandma Nancy, your blowjobs are the best. Love the way you chew my penis with your teethless gums. You are so experienced nanna. I love your old wrinckled ass, my dirty dirty nanna. Call me your little boy...

>>39432776
I mean not that you're fake I meant there won't be a problem

Also I'm not quite sure I had people itt pick my trip. Maybe trans-chan?

>>39432300
>say it was all fake
You know it's way too early to do something like that.

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>>39433491
Guess you guys can call me transtar since I always post those star Vs reaction images and you all know me as trans girl

>that feel when you can't stop thinking about your sister
Is this love?

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>>39433802
>transtar

>>39433829
Hopefully. Tell her you love her.

>>39433829
Depends, how do you feel when you think about her? Like happy feelings like you wanna spend time with her or lust...?

>>39433949
Love her how?
>>39434138
Why can't it be both?

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>>39433802
That's a good one. Also make sure to make a secure trip by adding a hash and letters/numbers after (example: transtar ##example) this way people can't impersonate you

>>39433829
Could be. Good brothers love their sisters

>>39434151
Do you want to spend your life with her or only have sex with her?

>>39434164
Okay.

>>39434269
>Do you want to spend your life with her
Sure I do. What brother wouldn't?

>that feel when you propose to your sister over text but she doesn't take it seriously
Is my relationship with her not high enough or something? Do I need to flirt first and then propose? I've never done this before.

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>>39434164
What keeps them from copying that?
>>39434269
Very funny

>>39434344
In a relationship with her or being near her?

>>39434397
What

>>39434467
>In a relationship with her or being near her
I see what you did there. Nice one. The only correct answer here is both. Because the former implies the latter, but not vice versa.

>>39434467
I texted her this emoticon or emoji or whatever of a ring with a question mark next to it, and she texted me some kind of smiley with one eye closed and sticking its tongue out. Am I being brotherzoned?

>>39434407
They won't know. For example, I'm gonna use a temporary tripcode like ##example and it'll give me a generated code. See how it's different now?

>>39434601
Try asking her with words.

>>39434633
Hacking whore!

>>39434601
>Using emojis in a serious text
You won't be taken seriously by anyone if you use emojis in your texts. They are for goofy convos or quick messages.

>>39434407
>What keeps them from copying that?
Are you retarded or just incredibly new?

>>39434670
>>39434672
Well not I'm just confused. Should I just ask her in person? I'll actually need to get a ring first. I Don't even know her size though.

>>39434692
I just never used trips or ever thought of using one so I never looked into it. Though I'm immeaditly starting to regret using one since it's already started causing trouble and I got someone already roleplaying as me.

>>39434771
Just post a new screenshot of your dad's texts while tripcoding and problem solved

>>39434771
>and I got someone already roleplaying as me.
Yeah that's what a trip prevents.

>>39432087
I told you not to, man.
I mean, she said they're sourveniers, so why not take good care of them and organize them? I'm sure she'll give you a good response when you do ask.

Oh baby I have tiddies and a weiner! All thanks to Kissy!

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>>39434879
Would this be an example of how it's done?

>>39434989
Clear away some of those notifications, brother.
Kissy thank you so much for donating your breasts to someone that will use them instead of hiding them. ;D

>>39434989
Yes. Nobody can imitate your trip because we don't know the "password" but we can see !!zpwAGQ5Akmw is the genuine you from your screenshot and now we know everything by that trip is you and !!DqDkzAt12xo is fake.

>>39435117
I'm not fake. I'm a real human bean.

The last time I remember complimenting her was on how smart she was when she showed me how she made orange icing.
I miss her.

>ban appeal actually worked
Praise the mods gods

Also hello everyone. Hungary is taking a vacation. I had a somewhat nice family dinner tonight, minus my sister, grandpa is doing better, or at least was allowed to go home but otherwise nothing much has happened.

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>>39435167
and a real hero
a real human bean

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>>39434989
Yeah pretty much. Now everyone knows it's you. Happy posting and don't let this anon who trolls everyone get to you

>>39435241
Welcome back turbo dyke

>>39435225
Yeah, RIP Anon's sister.
How is this not original

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>>39435117
Well now I know, though that guy does a poor job Roleplaying me. He didn't mention diapers once or post a screenshot of the inbox of the throw away email I posted a few times.

>>39435286
Whoops how did I typo my own trip it's short as fuck

>>39435241
What were you banned for and what was your appeal?

>>39435286
>this anon who trolls everyone
Bitch you don't know me.
You fudged your trip.

>>39435317
Why did you send yourself a frowny face?

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>>39435317
>Me, me
>:(
What the zog?

Hello everyone. Dinner last night went fine. I sat right next to my cousin. Everyone wants to watch a football game that's on tonight so I agreed to join. I'm expecting it to be super boring but maybe I'll get to lean on him or something like that.

>>39435349
Posting an image embedded with a virus, although the ban didn't point to any specific post and obviously neither did I post any virus'd images, which is what I wrote in the appeal, and it got lifted. Dunno, weird stuff.

>>39435286
>welcome back turbo dyke
Thanks, good to be back.

>>39435393
Sometimes they just mess up and ban the wrong IP.

>>39435351
That was actually another Anon who kept asking about my penis size till he asked me for dick pics. After telling him I wasn't some cheap whore he sent me a sad face. The only email omitted was someone who used their personal email to contact me so we could buddy up on discord.

>>39435370
>Confuse dork

>>39435393
What are you doing about your uncle?

>>39435393
I miss Hungary-chan. She's sweet.

>>39435424
It's just a dick pic. I send them to Laura all the time. Send him one.

>>39435455
>I send them to Laura all the time.
slut

>>39435412
Yeah I suppose so. But I thank whatever gods listening for the fast correction.

>>39435428
>What are you doing about your uncle?
You mean my grandfather? Well, he doesn't want to stay with us, so he's going home but he'll probably get some sort of live-in nurse I suppose. Not clear on that yet.

>>39435539
Oh my bad. Phoneposting. Hit the wrong buddy.

>>39435387
>>39435428

>>39435611
I'm confused. Are you trying to ask me about my uncle?

So how are all your evenings/ nights doing? I'm whatching this video right now and trying to find a suitable middle ground for cringing, laughling and mild arousal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo4o1bCyqwA
I also hugged my cousin lots today, which felt very soft. She never initiates it hough which makes me sad. It was cute that when I came home from she stayed with me and talked with me the whole time I was warming up and eating the leftovers of the rest of the families dinner. I went on to talk to someone else and she wanted to talk to me and I sort of ended up waving her away. So she got up left as she sacrastically rmarked she "felt the love" . So I went after her and gave her hugs and asked her if she felt it now. She said no so I gave her a crushing bear hug and sent her off to bed.

>>39435167
>human bean
Shit all that reminds me off are ALIEN BEANS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo4o1bCyqwA

>>39435957
OMS are terrible

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>>39434955
Asked L over dinner about it. She damn near choked on her food when I asked if she 'cared to share with the class'.
So to my surprise, she actually has a much larger collection outside of what she picked up on our trip. Turns out she's been buying them on the sly off the internet ever once and a while. Apparently she's been doing this for a couple of years.

TLDR: Today I learned that one of L's hobbies is collecting porn.

Learn something new everyday.

>>39436093
They really are, I just got clickbaited willingly Also, tau really are great, as they have hooves for feet so footfags btfop.

>>39436115
You should put them to good use
>that feel when sisters are too young for sex toys
I should probably get the older one one of those when she's a bit older. I'm already running out of birthday present ideas.

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>>39436115
What kind of stuff/genre does she like?
It's strangely adorable that people still physically buy porn mags.
Well, I have all volumes of pic related too, I guess I'm not one to talk. But no Nipponese h-manga.

>>39436288
How young?
Also definitely. It'd be either hilariously awkward or they'll be actually thankful. Win-win.

>>39436306
Too young for sex toys, that's for sure. I don't think their mom would appreciate seeing what I give her though.

>>39436115
>supporting artists
Yeeeeaah, buddy. Good on her.

>>39436378
Have you already done some research then?

>>39436662
What? No. I haven't seen a sex toy in my life. Besides, I'm a dude. I don't really need any. I've seen enough porn and shit to have a pretty good idea of what I should get her anyway. Still have plenty of time left too. What will she think if I get her a ring before a sex toy?

>>39436773
Put the ring on the sex toy.

>>39436819
Novel idea, but I plan on giving her the ring long before the sex toy. I already got a matching necklace and earrings.

>>39435455
No, you don't
>>39436115
That made me laugh
>>39431574
So
What would throwing the phone at her face do?

>>39436773
Depends on the kinda ring.
Don't fall for DeBeers propaganda in any case.
They say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but really showerheads are much better friends.
Also get here some massager wand. The quieter the better. Bonus points for waterproof and silicone.

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>>39437006
Nah, I'm thinking heart cut amethyst. Gotta match the rest of the stuff.Guess why I picked amethyst.I will most definitely have to researchsex toys more deeply. For her sake, of course.

>>39437000
Do you want me to?

>>39437080
Good luck anon!

>>39437080
Man, those spoilers. Last time I did something like this, it worked out way better.

>>39424246
I compliment my family DAILY.
I'm 30 and live at home (after spending years living away from home 300 miles away).
I love my mum, I always comment on how amazing the food she's made.
I love my dad, I always thank him for everything he's ever done even though he recently got laid off from work.
I love my sister... well... she just came back from New York and gave me loads of American candy and I've always loved her and I'll always thank her and tell her she's amazing.

You only get 1 family.
You're a fucking retard if you don't cherish that shit.
I would be dead right now if it wasn't for my incredible family.

>>39437101
No, I really don't and I'm 100% sure

>>39436902
Hope it goes well. What type of ring sis you get her?
>>39437000
Never threw anything. I'm not that clumsy. She was just laying in bed in the morning with the phone in her hand and it happened to fall on her.

>>39437155
You don't like dick pics? What about boob pics?

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>>39437080
>more deeply
Wink wink, nudge nudge.
How much did you want to spend? There's some incredibly cool stuff by Lelo but they're pricey.

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>>39437239
>What type of ring sis you get her
What? But basically this.
39437253
Are we talking about rings or sex toys? Oh check it out, they have condoms. In any case, it's way too early for that. I'll probably have to give her at least 2 years before I think about what to get.

>>39437239
I meant if her dropping her phone on her face made her sniffles go away maybe throwing it at her would fix it
I guess it was kind of a stretch

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>>39437253
>intricate sex toy company knowledge
talking to you is an education Austria
but holy shit they're expensive

>>39437527
Is that some kinda TV remote?

>>39437527
Lelo is a pretty well known one, I thought. Not a lot of luxurious toy companies around.

>>39437588
G-spot vibrator, dual motors, one further up the length so you get some clit buzzing as well when it's inside you. Good stuff.

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>>39436288
It's more her thing than it is mine, Im sure she gets plenty of use out of them.

>>39436306
I suppose she buys physical because of my influence. I always buy physical books, movies, and games when I can. I like having the collection to look at and thumb threw when I get into the mood and I guess L is the same way.

Haven't really thumbed through her collection yet, she just showed me where she keeps them.
From what I've seen of some of the covers she has some futa shit, gal, milf/housewife stuff, lot of stuff with tan or darker skin chicks. That's just what I can think of off the top of my head.

>>39436658
Well that and having a physical collection is the best in my opinion.

>>39437000
>That feel when your own sister has probably consumed more porn in her life than you.

>>39437425
Nah, it's just me having issues understanding as always. Hey, it could work. I think it's turning into a cold unfortunately, and if throwing a blunt object at my sister's face means I won't catch it, then so be it. Sneezing on someone face doesn't seem very fun to be honest

>>39437620
What are good basic sex toys for males just getting into this? Penis and anus.

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>>39437647
>tan or darker skin chicks
Doesn't get any better than that. Again, props to your sister. And yup, physical media always seems to be the best choice to go with. Porn or not.

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>tfw creampied by your brother
feels good tbqh

>>39437716
Get an onahole, which ever one has the cutest anime girl on it. Japan makes the best male masturbators hands down. Buy yourself a simple prostate massager unless you want to get into real anal play and stretching.

>>39437716
That's not my area of expertise at all to be honest, but I suppose some prostate massager? I believe Lelo has guy toys too actually, maybe check those out, even if only for inspiration.
Or if course the plastic vagoos/onaholes like >>39437785 says.

>>39437784
Again with your fucking attention whoring. Stop it. Let people talk about things that aren't you.

>>39437840
>that feel when you jizz into your sister
Feels good man

>>39437872
My brother agrees with you, anon.

>>39437872
We shouldn't tolerate her shit anymore. That one was a blatant cry for attention, she didn't even try to hide it this time.

>>39437895
Fuck off, whore.

>>39437784
D-do you wash it out afterwards?

>>39437925
Calm down, Anon. We're all friends here.

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>>39437926
Only around the outside britbong

>>39437784
Why do you always make such lazy posts?

>>39437937
No, we're not. I'm sick of her. Normally she'd be like "yeah i heard that can do this. By the way, bro's fucking me hard haha" but this time she derailed the conversation without contributing to talk about her imaginary brother showing her the attention she desperately craves. Fuck her.

>>39437963
Exactly.

Kissy, fuck off. You can get plenty of attention from the rest of r9k.

>>39437999
Seriously Anon, I'm gonna have to call the incest police if you don't calm down.

>>39438016
I'm starting to think they're the attention whore since they keep throwing fits and derailing the thread to be about them. Just ignore and move on and keep the conversation going.

>Sis is still a sneeze machine
>>39437785
Guess you had fun then. Good going.
>buying from the cover
Kek. That's why parody onaholes are literal trash. Focused more on art than the quality.

>>39438016
This isn't a fucking incest thread, it's a pure family thread, and this attention whore constantly disrupts it with her lewd posts and lack of contributing.

>>39438036
>derailing the thread to be about them.
Sound familiar?
>ignore and move on and keep the conversation going.
That's what everyone should be doing to you, spoiled whore.

>>39437785
>>39437811
Thank you. Are there things like magic wands for dicks too?

>>39438036
>flipping the narrative onto the other side to dodge the obvious issues about her
Classic kissy. Act then distract.

>>39438063
I don't know Anon, I'm pretty sure there's quite a few people that are fucking their siblings in this thread. You could be another one of those. So could I.

>>39438050
To be honest if he's just starting out he should just buy based on the cover until he's willing to invest.

>>39438079
real talk there's an attachment for wands that is essentially a textured rubber cylinder for your dick

>>39438085
Yes, but notice how no one else makes posts purely talking about their sex lives and acts like they aren't attention whoring.

>>39438143
>no one else makes posts purely talking about their sex lives
Ah, to be young again

>>39438080
>>39438063
You do realize the only reason she "derails" the thread is because people want to talk to and listen to her right?

I'm sorry no one wants to talk to you guys, but that's not kissy's fault.

>>39438050
Do people actually use onaholes?

>>39437783
I don't know if she self inserts or what, but there just seemed to be a lot of them like that.

We were talking about her collection and I was saying that if she's serious about collecting them she should put them in a proper bookshelf. Funny part is that one of the bookshelves I bought for the new place is in the bedroom. I had planned to use it to keep some of my favoured books close at hand, now it may very well end up with books like 'Paradise Lost' and 'Notes from Underground' right next to L's proudly displayed hentai. What a world.

>>39438159
What are you gonna do when you don't have a sister?

>>39438159
You already killed the discussion with yourself self centered lazy posting don't bother trying to fix it now.

>>39438103
To convert the want into effectively an onahole?

>>39438182
I guess that's a good point. No sister to penis into then what do you do?

>>39438189
What the fuck I love science now

>>39438185
anon you scream at her for posting about her brother and you scream at her about helping people and you scream at her about being off topic and now you scream at her for not posting off topic enough

can you kindly fuck off literally no one wants you here and the vast majority like kissy here

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>>39438189
Not really. You wouldn't want that much silicone anyways, it would dampen the vibrations way too much.

trap warning

>>39438159
Do people use vibrators? A toy is a toy. Would be surprising if someone were to not use them for their intended purpose, unless they found some other purpose for them like reusing the material.
>>39438180
She's collecting so many as it is, so that's pretty impressive. Be proud of your bookshelves, Protective. It's a unique one that you two should cherish and laugh at occainsonly.

>>39438294
I more meant are they actually like, common?

>>39438294
At least it's something they can pass on to their children eventually.

>>39438259
No, she's just trying to save face by talkling about what was going on before she derailed. We see through it. There's a reason she wasn't linked to this thread while the others were.

>>39438358
>We
it's literally nobody but you dude fuck off with this "we" thing it's creepy

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>>39438279
was not really thinking of getting a wand, but seeing this and combining the wand with diapers, how much do wands cost?

>>39438392
I count two people who would prefer it if kissy improved her posting or left.

>>39438318
Couldn't say. My knowledge comes from shitposting on /jp/. Probably.
>>39438322
It is something. It definitely is. For all we know, she could have picked up am unscanned doujin. Makes the fammily heirloom pretty valuable.
I'll leave half finished kits with no polycaps.

>>39438392
>fuck off with this "we" thing
It's more than just me. Just in the thread right now, actively speaking out, there's at least two of us.

>>39438425
no you just can't get over your fucking hate boner now fuck off

>>39438425
Yeah, that's you and story. If you don't like her so much then close the tab and stop coming here.

>>39438279
Wait what's actually happening there? What role is the silicone playing?

>>39438399
Depends on if you go real or fake. They're a bit more "serious" of a toy so I would recommend investing in a real one. It's a bit more sizable of a purchase when it comes to toys.

>>39438453
Story isn't fucking here and Kissy's the one that needs to fuck off.

>>39438453
>story
Wow it took way longer than I expected for the boogieman to come out. I thought she wasn't around anymore.

>>39438464
Rapid friction and general vibrations. It leads to a very slow building but large orgasm. I wouldn't recommend trying it without anal play to support it.

>if the poster I DON'T LIKE would just leave then I'll stop ruining this thread
>guys she's the bad guy here

>>39438512
So the silicone makes the whole dick feel the wand, not just the side it's touching?

>I wouldn't recommend trying it without anal play to support it.
Why?

>>39438527
She's the cunt constantly ruining the thread

>>39437363
how old is she? like how young is too young
9?

>>39438471
Story's always gonna be here, she's the biggest attention whore around.
>>39438490
See above. She just can't stand someone else getting more attention than her. After all, who else would make 4 trips?

>>39438532
It doesn't have enough of an effective sensation to give you a timely orgasm. Yeah it will eventually but in my experience it takes too long. Anal really adds those extra pieces that causes your body to respond at a stronger level.

The vibrations are all over though, obviously a little stronger at the base. The easiest way to alleviate that is to try and hold it level instead of pressing the base into your penis.

>>39438561
>Story's always gonna be here, she's the biggest attention whore around.
Bull. She's never made posts as herself purely for attention and she hasn't been here since that thread weeks ago.

>>39438561
She would have returned by now if that was the case. As far as we know she isn't even talking to people on discord anymore.

>>39438586
I've never tried anal play before.

Hold it level as in touch my penis with it, not push it against my penis? Very gentle motions?

>>39438294
>>39438432
I get a good chuckle out of it, undoubtedly. I could also give me a chance to fluster L by thumbing through her collection and judging her.

>Valuable family heirlooms.
>It's a bunch of doujin.
I'm laughing.

>>39438322
>Passing porn onto your kids.
Makes for a funny story, but probably not the best idea.
>Try explaining to the kids why mommy has so many porn comics.

>>39438546
The older one? Soon to be 12, but the sex toy is gonna have to wait until she's at least 14. Don't blame me if I can't come up with good present ideas. Neither of them would like something "normal".

>>39438614
I would try to wiggle it up and down some and rotate it. Just don't get stuck in the trap where you just jam it down and dampen its vibrations.

>>39438588
FOUR fucking trips. Who else has gone there? Of course, she can't post anonymously. And even if she isn't here, her orbiters are, and you can see what they're doing to these threads. Story was a mistake.
>>39438598
See above.

>>39438695
>as herself
Stop using the characters as an excuse. Kissy is legit attention whoring. And she has no orbiters.

>>39438636
dude at age 12 I was masturbating daily
get her something she can uh use?

>>39438631
>Passing porn onto your kids
What's so bad about that? Is there any incest? You should share good material. It's better than letting it sit around.

>>39438695
>Story was a mistake
Let's not start this circle of bullshit. This argument has been settled. You always try to redirect the argument against Kissy onto Story. As far as we know you're just Kissy using your classic act and distract strategy. Considering you weren't around in the golden age of the threads you have no idea.

>>39438724
deflecting
>>39438741
claiming something only you believe is true

>>39438788
As are you. You do this every time. You flip the argument and push it on story to try and make it so it becomes a story issue instead of what it really is, a kissy issue.

>>39438724
She was still attention attention whoring, no matter how you try to spin it. If kissy is supposed to be attention whoring, then so is everyone else. Yes, story does have orbiters. Much more than kissy. Always has.
>>39438741
Story was a mistake, and always will be. The threads existed long before her, and will exist long after her. Don't pretend she did anything but ruin what these threads were.

>>39438453
>>39438561
>>39438695
>>39438788
Deflecting

>>39438741
Posting something I believe is true

>>39438817
Let's not forget kissy is only person here who unironically camwhored.

>>39438818
Story and orbiters in a nutshell.

>>39438808
>a kissue

>>39438817
>The threads existed long before her

>>39438837
Also this
Yea, they stayed up for a few hours before dying

>>39438837
Austria did and Ella literally timestamped and everything yet you only hate kissy for this. Hate boner detected

>>39438837
How exactly did she cam whore?

>>39438631
>judging her
Gotta give compliments. Funnily enough, when my sister found out that I draw a bit more "lewder" stuff (not that hasn't had suspicion before) I just got a few funny but good comments about it.
Just imagine it
>Opens dusty box
>Out comes am H doujin
>Ah yes, Comiket 92 was a special time in life

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>>39438844
Please don't look at this I messed it up please don't make fun of me

>>39438857
Austria posted a picture because someone asked for it and didn't even remember it the next day, Ella posted because people were accusing her of being fake. Not to mention that kissy posted tits while Ella and Austria posted face.

>>39438867
>Hey guys look at my tits, is this picture okay?

>>39438857
Kissy is the only one who intentionally posted lewds.

>>39438887
She asked what kind of pictures she should send her brother, were you even there? Don't be a retard.

>>39438903
Lewds? Where? Post them.

>>39438904
>were you even there?
Yes. Looked to me like she intentionally posted tits for attention and then acted like she didn't want people to repost them so they'd post it again, giving her more attention.

>>39438919
>>39438887

>>39438919
There's a shot where she dropped her pants and jammed her hand between her legs too. I don't have it saved because she isn't hot enough to fap to.

>>39438922
Are you triggered every time you see cleavage in public? You are a retard after all. Go back to plebbit.

>>39438967
No, but attention whores deserve every bit of negatve attention they receive.

>>39438961
Yet again, read >>39438904

>>39439018
Don't even pretend. She was camwhoring and made up that excuse. We all know her story is fake, she was just using it as a way to try and gain more popularity.

>>39438987
>negative attention
Story deserves much worse than that. Unfortunately, good things rarely happen.

>>39438738
Just strikes me as a weird thing to pass down.
>'I got off to x when I was younger and I hope you do too.'

Like I said before, my ability to read moonrunes is limited so I can't usually figure out what's in her collection unless it's immediately clear from the cover. Though I suppose I could always ask, since she'd know what she bought in the first place.

>>39438882
You make it sound like I should sit down with L and read through her collection together, all the while 'admiring' her 'top-tier tastes'.

>Comiket 92.
She wants to go to the winter one. Claims it'll be 'the best Christmas gift ever!'.

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>>39439018
There was zero reason for her to post it. She was feigning ignorance and playing victim for more attention.
Also let's not forget she smashed the record for taking up a trip with about 10 posts in a single thread before making one.

>>39439049
>Story deserves much worse than that
Possibly, but not for attention whoring.

>>39439043
Of course she was. You can leave the thread now. I'm sure you can ignore people you don't like just fine.

>>39439080
>admiring
You can. Why not?

>>39439101
>literally yanking a nickname from a movie and pretending it's your fake brother's nickname
How pitiful

>>39439101
>zero reason
So you say.
>not for attention whoring
Of course not, why else would she use four trips?

>>39439101
People literally told her to trip and even came up with her trip faggot

>unintentionally making kissy more popular
I guess you're giving her all the attention you hate her for having. Vicious cycle.

>>39439151
If I remember correctly she used them as a front to be a part of a community. Remember we're dealing with literal autism here.

>>39439151
I'm not responding to the "4 trips" argument anymore. She herself didn't get attention, her characters did. Kissy was using her body.

>>39439172
Everyone says autism. Wasn't it aspergers or something?

>>39439196
Laura has aspergers, Story has autism.

>>39439191
Yes she did. Through her characters. Spin it how you want, if she wasn't the biggest attention whore, she wouldn't have started any of this shit in the first place.

While it's active, vote http://www.strawpoll.me/13828262

>>39439215
>Laura has aspergers
Where did she say this?

>>39439196
I think it was aspergers which is autism isn't it?

>>39439080
Hey, it worked with us and my smut drawings. Might be easier with you two rather than having to answer stuff constantly.
>"Why a demon?"
>"Where's her tail?"
Do it. Make her Christmas dreams come true.

You guys remember when kissy started attacking story because of her being autistic? I do

>>39439267
I don't fucking know, I don't have any of that shit.

>>39439309
I do too. Remember when Story said people shouldn't attention whore in the thread and Kissy started trying to turn everyone against Story? I do.

>>39439372
I remember that too. Remember when kissy tried to spin it as something about her dad when it was really just an excuse to attack story? I do

>>39439267
Asperger's is like autism lite, it's a lot less worse than autism but you have a few quirks here and there. Most Asperger's peeps can function normally in society they just are a little weird.

>>39439125
I have quotas for ripping on L I have to meet.

>>39439294
I might take something from her collection and flip through it as bedtime reading material tonight, see what kind of reaction I get out of that.

>Constantly having to answer stuff.
She can read the moon runes far better than I can so I'll probably be asking her what's being said. On top of that I'd be asking a lot about why she likes a particular thing, or if she wants to emulate something on a page because I know that would fluster the hell out of her.

>>39439537
Have you two never watched porn together? Have you never watched porn together to get some ideas? Fuck, I should probably do that. Can't believe I never thought of it.

>>39439215
>>39439267
I don't have anything, Story has high functioning autism and Asperger's

>>39439632
>I don't have anything
Uh, dwarfism?

>>39439632
>I don't have anything
Undiagnosed doesn't mean you don't have it.

>>39439661
Low blow

>>39439661
You bastard
>>39439675
I guess, but I don't think I have anything

Beargguy I know this was your doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU

>>39439836
This was a little funnier than it should be

>>39439836
You expect anyone to watch 9 minutes of that shit?

>>39439874
You could be a faggot and only watch the last 30 seconds.

>>39439600
Never watched together, no.
When it comes to intimacy we tend to have all of our attention focus solely on each other. Most of the time we'll turn of the TV, close the laptop, or simply move into another room before we start.

Some times L likes to throw some music on though. Word to the wise, make a playlist separate from your eclectic musical library or else you could end up with some funny or awkward moments.

i haven't been in a thread like this in ages
are these a general now?
what's the stories on all the damn tripfags here? if someone could tl;dr it for me i'd understand what's going on right now
why are there so many trips on my anonymous board

>>39439931
Damn man, that 's pretty cute. I'm kinda jelly that I'll probably never be like that with my sister(s).
I don't know man, there's nothing funny or awkward about Death Grips. And power metal puts me right in the mood.

>>39439957
It's just to keep up with ongoing posts anon. We don't trip outside this thread

>>39439957
It would get pretty confusing when you have to keep asking who they are when they post about something.

>>39439537
Kek do it.
>>39439836
I don't get it, but I got a good laugh out of it.
>>39439931
>eclectic musical library or else you could end up with some funny or awkward moments
Jeez, same thing happened when we played a Tompabeats album. Theybsampled Soulja Boy on one song and it made us break into laughter in the middle of it all.

serious question

when girls first hit puberty, are they supposed to become very clingy and touchy?

>>39440118
From what I've heard, they're supposed to be bitchy and rebellious or something. Then again, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

>>39440118
They get confused and stressed because the physical effects seem negative at first while for boys a deeper voice and noticable muscles are a positve thing. Expect them to lean one way and stick with it for a while.

>>39439957
I can tell you a lil bit about the trips here, but I have only been here a few weeks but I can give you the short on some of them.
Laura: Has a thing for her dad. Generally shows up and says a few things before going to bed.
White nigga: Has a thing for his sister, him and his sister are usually up to hyginks.
Kissy: Really likes her brother, I don't know too much about her.
TranStar: Has issues with her dad but things are looking up. Confessed she was trans to him yesterday.
Story: A shadow queen banished from these threads as she controlled 4 trip codes and pretended to be them. She disappeared a few weeks ago, but legend has it that she is always watching from the darkness of the internet. Waiting to make her return.
Bear: Him and his sister are dating, he is a chill guy for the most part.

>>39440118
Every girls is different. Regardless, show her love and support. It's a rough time for them.

>>39440181
That's... very inaccurate. A for effort though.
Poor Ellie

>>39440181
>White nigga
You forgot to mention that he's a notorious tsundere.

>>39440210
Like I said only been here for a few weeks so take it as you will.

>>39440156
>>39440176
>>39440182
i'm only asking because my little sister, who up until now hated all physical contact with me (including even high fives), now throws herself onto me every time i get home, always asks to sit on my lap, and hugs me while telling me i'm the "best big brother ever." is this normal? i'm not even fucking with you guys, i came here because i have nowhere else to ask.
i've been waiting for this a long time

>>39440078
It happened to us one time when L put on music. My phone happened to be plugged in at the time so she just played that. Everything was fine until 'Spaceboy' from the Initial D soundtrack came on. I started to sing and bump along with it, and I held onto L so she couldn't change it.
She claims it was one of the most embarrassing things she has ever been a part of.

>Kek do it.
I probably will. I'll pretty much do anything to see L get all bashful.

>>39440181
I'm in a relationship with my brother too. It's pretty lovey dovey with us.

>>39440270
Spend time with her and return her affection and you'll be good. Cherish your relationship and keep her safe.

>>39440293
do you mind if i ask, what made you love your brother "that way." was it something about him, or has it been that way all your life? did he first come to you or was it the other way around? i haven't heard your story before

>>39440270
I, for one, am eagerly waiting for that day. Not that my sisters hate all physical contact with me or anything. Dislike would probably be the more suitable word. Regardless, you should take this opportunity to achieve the best relationship with her. You could always just ask her what made her suddenly change like this. Probably not the best idea to lead with it. Maybe after a while.

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>>39440281
>'Spaceboy' from the Initial D soundtrack came on

>>39440321
Well we've always been close since we were kids. We kind of got a little tiny bit distant as early teens but after I had a traumatic experience me and him stuck together like glue after that.

I suspected him of being a siscon which is why I started posting on this board (to make some jokes at his expense on here) and then I kinda got shoved out of my denial that I was a complete brocon so I started kissing him at the encouragement of this thread. Turns out I was correct about him being a siscon but he was way more into it than I thought.

It's been going smooth.

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>>39440181
>he is a chill guy for the most part
I'm a Gundam.
>>39440281
Nice choice of music. Good luck to you two once you go through with it. It sounds like fun.

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>>39440181
Ayyyy, watch yourself, feel like "thing" implies something it aint.
>>39440212
Nigga this tsundere will fight your baka-ass.

Internet was out all day, came back on earlier and ya'll was just fighting, fun stuff. Tried to steal this ho's towel to get back at her but she caught me and clocked my fuckin' face with a shampoo bottle, also fun stuff.
I would go give the bitch a compliment but I'm banned from her room agian, ya'll know what that means.

>>39440464
You really should offer her a hand once in a while

>>39440464
>something it ain't
The longer and harder you deny it, the worse it's gonna get. Just fuck already.

loli imouto story time, because amidst all this lewd drama, a little comfy cute stuff is okay too. she's the pride of my life.

>watching captain america with imouto in basement together
>i make a comment on how i'm super hungry while munching on chips
>imouto takes the bowl away from me suddenly and pauses the movie
>she says "hey, if you're really hungry why don't we go upstairs and get you some real food? you shouldn't be eating junk food like this"
>i turn to her and ask "what, are you worrying about me?"
>i wasn't really thinking, i suppose i was absentmindedly hoping for one of those anime scenarios where the tsundere says "it's not like i care about you or anything"
>imouto actually gets embarrassed and looks away and stutters "n-no, i just feel bad seeing you eat just chips when you should be eating more"
i was laughing like an idiot on the inside

>imouto walked into my room while i was playing persona
>for some reason i didn't shoo her out, i let her watch (which in hindsight was probably a bad idea)
>she asks me what all the creatures in the game are, what the "demons of goetia" means
>i don't know, so we look it up together
>it's a bunch of stuff on a book of demons to summon written by some fag in the medival ages
>find a website with descriptions of each demon along with actual instructions on how to summon them
>she turns to me all starry eyed all of a sudden
>"hey, hey, can we summon a demon??"
>have to spend 1 hour telling her why it is not okay to summon demons
>"come on, we can do it when mom and dad aren't home!"
>tell her no, it's not okay
>"why isn't it?"
>tell her demons aren't some creatures you can play around with
>"but i want to be friends with them!"
i spent the rest of the night trying to coax her out of demon summoning, she was hooked on the idea

she's only 9.
i have some other more embarrassing stories to tell if you guys wanna hear em