>be me >26yo gaybot >drunk as shit >meet this girl

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>be me
>26yo gaybot
>drunk as shit
>meet this girl this guy on the street
>she had just fucked him in an alleyway
>they buy me mcdonalds
>she tells me the guy has a big dick
>i ask can he see it but he refuses
>she tells big dick guy to go home
>she gives me viagra and we go back to "her" apartment
>we just stay in the hall though so i'm not sure if he actually lived there
>i try to grab her pussy
>she freaks out
>she wants to cuddle
>i feel uncomfortable and leave
>she follows me and we argue on the street
>call her a cunt several times
>tell her the argument is finished and walk off
>she keeps following me
>she won't leave me alone so i have to cuddle her on the street until 4am
>i try to fuck her on the street but she freaks out again
>go to the sauna and suck three dicks without any drama

What the actual fuck was this bitch's problem? She said she had borderline. Are all borderline cunts like this? Are all women like this?