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>>37386139
Nice name OP

>>37386139
>look up awkwardly
>"y-you too"
>look down and virgin walk away
>proceed to take the stairs

Intrusive thoughts invade my mind. I imagine saying or doing something dumb. Spend the time in the elevator twitching and not making eye contact.

redpilling bump

>>37386109
Seen it but still, think it's bs. I mean it's saying that unless you're model looking, you cannot get a gf or married, but that' clearly wrong! I mean I've not the best looking guy and as well as I have some characteristics that make me less desirable to woman due to my genetics but even I have gotten woman to like me, so yeah.

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Tfw neet with devoted qt gf who shares common interests and is super cuddly and clingy

Id rate myself 6/10 at most and I need to lose some weight

I'm a trans girl and I'm not comfortable dating a trans girl

>>37385983
i just wanted a gf oregano lady

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>>37385983
>yup, it's totally not gay

>>37385890
I know right, I've not talked to another human being that wasn't a cashier or my parents in more than 5 months.

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>>37385890
i'm gonna upvote this

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>>37385890
Uh because that's possible, you sound like an utter loser. Sheesh. Contain your agitation, no one wants to deal with it. Ugh.

>>37385659
>Who do you think is prettier!"
Ella

>>37385659
Lefty is. Better looking nose.

>>37385659
i was looking at the 9 year old girl behind you guys

>>37385246
They'd die because the effects of digital withdrawal on them would be so accumulatively high it'd cripple them and they'd starve.
I on the otherhand would stand a slim chance due to my autistic paranoia causing me to spend some time learning how to survive in various areas of the world. Its a desert and i may not know which one so i'll probably still die but i'll have walked further than the others and maybe saved the one proven virgin long enough to lose my v-card.

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i didn't go to high school

does this mean i am still alone?

Get away from them as fast as I can and rely on myself so they don't eat me for meat when they fuck everything up

I'm /out/ so I'll manage

>>37384982
That you're awkward.
What else is it supposed to mean?

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it means you're under 6ft tall

Point out one of her flaws

>>37384859
>Having no friends is so much better than having

Most human beings are normies dumbass.
Saged

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Wtf is h3h3. Am I too old know what it is

>>37384561
I'd choose that juicy fucking ass

>>37384561
reminds me of that greentext story I read on /fit/ about that guy that did nothing but squats and had gay guys following him around everywhere.

>>37384573
you know how i can tell you're gay?

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>>37384465

Guess what I did today, Mr.Neet.

I went hunting with other NEETs..

Hunting wagies.

We had traps all over, and we set them free to run.

One didn't and he tried to talk us out of it. "H-h-h-hey guys, cmon, y-y-y-ou don't want to-" *Splat*

Off went Chads head and splat went his brains. The rest of the wagies scurried like bugs in sunlight as we fired out weapons in the air and chased them.

One fell into a spike pit of ours, so we poured petrol on him and lit him up as he wailed in agony.

The rest of the wagies tried to hide. Little did they know the woods were filled with deadly beasties.

One got completely overrun by giant snakes who devoured him.

A fat wagie hid in the water, but we approached and shot at his feet. He swam deeper and deeper, and bumped into a crocodile.

"Oh dear" we laughed as the water turned red and wagie swallowed water.

The remaining few hid in a cave.
We wielded it shut to asphyxiate them.

They begged and cried. So we shagged their wives and let them hear. One NEET even told them "Be quite until I've had my coffee, wagie ragie" as we, and their wives laughed.

I should go wagie hunting more often.

wow fuck off with this bs you pieces of shit go get a job and KYS you disgusting lazy fat slob pieces of shit kill yourself you disgusting vermin

>>37384465
Neets have no pools, neegs have no money, neets have nothing and you are nothing.

bamp the tramp

would hump
so will bump

what is this tho??

>>37383999
>tfw even a woman has a bigger dick than you

You can't be a woman if you got a dick, retard. Did you skip biology class or something?

>>37383999
A source would be great, thanks.

>>37383908
I hate them and their defenders.

All this beta faggot shit like 'muh chad bro' and so on.

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>>37383908
>he doesn't know Chads are our only allies

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I just feel incredulous when I talk to Chads. They live in a completely different world from me.

>>37383605
I don't think there are any comfy jobs for a robot.

If there are any, it's got to be jobs where you sit on your ass, with very few responsibilities and no pressure though, also preferably with few working hours

>>37383605
Library, cafe, gym?

You might have to put up with some retail or food service anon.

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>>37383605
>robot
>job

really makes you think, huh?

>>37383195
Jews. Jews are happening.

it's obviously (((them)))

>>37383195
>a lot of shills here...
Proofs of that ?