Wagie! There's a leaf in my pool. Time to clean it

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>>37384465

Guess what I did today, Mr.Neet.

I went hunting with other NEETs..

Hunting wagies.

We had traps all over, and we set them free to run.

One didn't and he tried to talk us out of it. "H-h-h-hey guys, cmon, y-y-y-ou don't want to-" *Splat*

Off went Chads head and splat went his brains. The rest of the wagies scurried like bugs in sunlight as we fired out weapons in the air and chased them.

One fell into a spike pit of ours, so we poured petrol on him and lit him up as he wailed in agony.

The rest of the wagies tried to hide. Little did they know the woods were filled with deadly beasties.

One got completely overrun by giant snakes who devoured him.

A fat wagie hid in the water, but we approached and shot at his feet. He swam deeper and deeper, and bumped into a crocodile.

"Oh dear" we laughed as the water turned red and wagie swallowed water.

The remaining few hid in a cave.
We wielded it shut to asphyxiate them.

They begged and cried. So we shagged their wives and let them hear. One NEET even told them "Be quite until I've had my coffee, wagie ragie" as we, and their wives laughed.

I should go wagie hunting more often.

wow fuck off with this bs you pieces of shit go get a job and KYS you disgusting lazy fat slob pieces of shit kill yourself you disgusting vermin

>>37384465
Neets have no pools, neegs have no money, neets have nothing and you are nothing.

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>>37384525
>>37384526

Oh boy!
Look who we have here.
Wagie. Ragies.

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>>37384491
That sound like excellent pastime my fellow NEET sir. As soon as I come back from my holiday resort I shall join you on a wagie hunt. Tonight it's Karaoke night, I wonder what the wagies will be doing.

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stupd wagie hav to make poopie in strange toilet

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>>37384525
>>37384526

Holy shit, buttblasted wagies detected.

>>37384491
Wow you really are a piece of shit

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>>37384678

But wagies should be thankful. By hunting them for sport with my NEET companions, I'm making them more valuable in the job market for Mr.Shekelburg.

Really, I'm doing a public service.

>>37384491
there's a reason people like you will populate this board for the rest of your life

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>>37384783

And there's a reason wagies will pay me to live my luxurious life.

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>>37384678
>>37384783
More wagie ragies spotted. I'm gearing up for the hunt.

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>>37384465
This another day shouldn't go without another dollar.

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>>37384525
>>37384526
>>37384783
Looks like the rage has caused these wagies to forget the rules. Remember lads, no talkie until I'm done my cup.
*taps mug*
Thanks.