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Willy thread, talk about willies!
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>>37459020
I have ED... shit sucks swear im losing girth too because of the shitty blood flow.
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>>37459020
DAMN. HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE EVEN SHOOT THAT MUCH WILLYMILK??
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My penis is REALLY curve, like fuck man i want my penis to be normal.
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ln this moment I am euphoric
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>>37458953
I that an std
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>>37459135
is what an std
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>>37458953
>no coffee
shit post Donny
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>spend every day talking to this girl, listening to stories about her life and helping her get over insecurities
>Tough couple of weeks roll around and I can't give her the attention I normally could
>Finally get the chance too talk, she's distracted by other people and acts completely different then she once did
>Tell her I'm upset and let out exactly how I feel
>"lol nothing I do is right."
Fuck you Rose. I can't believe I thought you were different. Fuck you.
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Give it a minute dude. You don't know what's happened in her life in those two weeks. If you build a long relationship with someone there's bound to be rough patches. Don't give up on it immediately.
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>>37458916
>like a girl for five years
>we're both awkward fucks but good friends
>her friends and my friends say i should tell her i like her/get together with her/whatever people in relationships do
>five years and a bad weekend later and I finally do
>a week passes
>"anon i don't feel the same way"
This was today and I'm absolutely not sure how to feel. I think I'll probably feel devastated when it all catches up but for now I just feel tired.
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>>37458962
I know where you're coming from but this isn't the first time. It's damsel in distress when she's upset but a completely different story when I'm the one who gets hurt. I just don't think it's worth the hassle at this point.
>>37459050
Hang in there anon
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They are blatant hypocrits. They get to somehow lose their virginity at 12-16 yet if I had an underage gf they would want me dead. What the fuck? Someone please explain this. Only Chad's can have underage gfs??
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>>37458915
Those 12-16 year old's lost their virginity to another 12-16 year old (I hope so at least).
They didn't lose it to a fucking 26 year old KHV.
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>>37458999
why does the fact that he's a khv matter? would it be more acceptable if it's 26-year-old chad?
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>>37459041
Yes how did you not know that
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I hate being a coprophagiac. when ever I get really horny I have a voice in my head like a dominatrix tulpa egging me on and I can't help myself and I eat my shit. When I cum and I realize what I just did I'm horrified with myself. How did I get like this
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Stop eating your own poo
OP, stop eating your own poo
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>>37459015
I dont have any self control
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>>37458863
when you were a kid did you go through some traumatic events, or were you just born mentally fucked?
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Whatever happened to eggie?
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>>37458736
Got framed for oregon shooting, stopped making vids, may have killed himself
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>>37458924
he still does live vids on his youtube channel lol
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>>37458924
Lol no he's really active on YouTube. look up the channel "Eggwhite" and "Eggwhite Livestreams." In fact he is in the middle of a streaming marathon right now. streaming 8 hours a day for a month. Really down to earth and chill guy.
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>tfw emotionally attracted to cartoon character
end me now
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I think it's cool some people made a character that others could like that much
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>>37458646
I stopped watching American Dad back in 2012 or 2014
How have the seasons been ever since?
Did Hayley some how become attractive after season 6 or 7?
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I never understood why she had the full ring belly button ring when most girls just have the piercing
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Did any other robots like this show
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fug yeah mang. Starfire is my original waifu
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Yes, especially since it gave us wonderful Zone animations.
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Any episode with Red X in it was the best.
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why dont robots try volunteering?
>actually fucking contributing to something (this will literally make you happier)
>free food
>learn new things
>overpopulated with women
>tends to attract people who are actually nice and caring out in the real world (yes they do exist and some of them are women too)
>no commitments necessary
what do you have to lose?
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Time rather spent doing other things.
The only thing that appeals to me in that list is the free food but I don't eat much so that's not as enticing as it could be.
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>>37458369
I'd like to volunteer in something that doesn't involve animals, homeless, kids, elderly or the disabled, while also getting to shmooze with the QT3.14s
Whattaya got?
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>>37458369
>>>actually fucking contributing to something (this will literally make you happier)
only true if you care about the goals of the organization you're doing the volunteering for.
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A Nation of Robots Will Solve Japan's Problems
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/02/business/japan-population-births.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/24/world/a-sprawl-of-abandoned-homes-in-tokyo-suburbs.html
>japanese births fall to under 1 million per year
>japanese population rapidly aging, majority of young people live in urban areas
>thousands of homes cheap or free because no one wants to keep them up
Why don't we all move to rural Japan? We could make a society of robots. We could all get cute Japanese girlfriends, and live in comfy cottages away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. You could also live by yourself in a mountain retreat. Always wanted to be creative or learn a skill? There's plenty of opportunity and time in rural Japan, because no Chads or Stacies will be around to bother you. Since rent is cheap, you could live for a long while doing basically nothing. Let's solve Japan's problems and become the saviors of a nation.
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>>37458267
fuck off, Japan is for the Japanese
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>>37458267
>L-Let's all go to Japan and racemix guys!!!
no, fuck off.
and even if we did this I'd still fuck all your gfs for fun and laugh in your face about cucking you.
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>>37458267
To this day I don't get why this is bad for the economy. "it will get smaller" doesn't tell me anything
The only thing I've heard about it that makes sense is that seniors can't get social security. Other than that I don't see a problem
Post your vices:
>coffee
>chewing tobacco
>a few cigarettes a day
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>>37458262
>Masturbation
Don't smoke
Don't Drink
Don't do drugs
Don't even drink caffeine
Vegan
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Amphetamines
Sleep
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>>37458326
i dont even notice caffeine ever and never have its like if a drink said it had some fake gimmick with it thats what caffeine is like honestly. but obviously caffeine powder is dangerous
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>have manic pixie dream girl
>holds my hand
>we make out
>touch her boob
>suddenly, an anxiety attack
>she tells me, "it's ok anon, we can take it slow"
>1 day later
>get 5 page text
>"sorry, I just can't do 'this' anymore"
>crushed
>go to her place today
>she's there with fucking a ginger alpha
>they clearly just fucked
>she offers me a beer
>accept beer
>the three of us hang on her porch
>can't bring myself to leave
>finally leave
/r9k/, I think I was literally just cucked.
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>>37458177
check out those d-d-d-d-repeating digits
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>>37458177
Lash out, call her out for what she is and further demonize, no matter what shit they or anyone else gives you, destroy her. A fine metaphor is a meteor crashing into a planet, though you may burn up, you will create an impact. Embrace your rage and it will open your eyes.
You gotta burn to learn anon.
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>>37458177
God why are normies so fucking sadistic? Inviting over a beta orbiter to drink after she just got done pounding so you too can bathe in their afterglow.
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How do you get booze when you are under 21?
Should i just try and buy it from gas station indians/muslims and hope they wont card me? what happens if they find out im not 21?
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>>37457922
ask someone
or
move to britain and be 18
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wew
Literally go on reddit r_fakeid, I bought mine from 5thfloordmv i think it was called, they mail you one. I've been using it for about a year have become an alcoholic though
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>>37457922
I didn't and I'm a friendless loser because of it
Whatever you do, don't give up
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>going through texts from a couple years ago when I was a normalfag
what the fuck it's like I was a totally different person. Like, I was a complete normie without putting any sort of effort into it. What the fuck happened? Now I spend literally all day every day watching anime and touching my weiner.
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2d is the final redpill
3d girls are fucking shit
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>>37457690
I wish this image didnt have the speech bubbles, would make a great avatar for my slut account.
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Yep. It's worse I think to have experienced the normie life and end up as a robot rather than being robotic from the start
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>Realize the best thing to do in this horrible world is to moderate and control your thoughts
>Blot out anything that brings you down
>Don't even give it any consideration because you don't get anything from it, and no one is paying you to be upset
Who /intelligent/?
I don't even read /r9k/ posts because they might bring me down. I just make my threads and enjoy posting on 4chan.
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>running away from your problems
Not a good idea OP
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>>37457474
I run a twitter account with about 30 followers. I know they probably don't read my tweets, but I just like airing my thoughts and looking back on them.It's under my real name.
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>>37457474
READ MY POSTSSSS
WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAKING IF YOU WON'T READ THEMMM