Is there any girl out there like Kumiko?
people in real life will never be like in your japanese animes
>>37556350
>>37556384
I live in Japan, know japanese girls, had some dates etc
A lot of girls come close to Kumiko, the thing that makes you love Kumiko is that you get to see her private time, you know her thoughts and feelings. It gives you a sense of closeness.
With any normal girl, you only see the self she presents to the surface. It's like watching Hibike Euphonium but only with the parts where Kumiko talks to other people. You'd think Kumiko's just a normal girl, which she is.
>>37556427
So I have to go to Japan to get a Kumiko?
;_;
Good morning, wagecuck. Better get going. The horns are already honking, as-if beckoning you to your favorite pre-slavery ritual: the morning commute.
Another day, another dollar.
>>37556315
another day another haircut, neetshit.
>>37556332
Just finished it, wagie. It's so nice to be able to pick up a new skill at any time and master it unlike you.
Now get to work. You wouldn't want to get yelled at by Mr. Goldberg for being late again because you were too asspained that us NEETs took your new meme and turned it on you.
>>37556380
the meme here is on you, neet boy, you're parents aren't going to pay for your lazy ass for much longer
>girl looking at me in the bus
>act asleep
>catch her taking peeks at me
>next day
>same shit
>next day
>she actually says hi to me and smiles
What the fuck do i do? I'm thinking just using my car now, it's a bit more expensive though.
>>37556280
Walk/bike. I personally and unironically would rather spend an extra hour or two in travel to avoid the risk of a whore talking to me. Added benefit of burning some calories too.
Or just tell the bitch to fuck off. I don't think I could do that though
hop on the fucking bus and say hi back you autistic fuck
>>37556280
Just say hi. She recognises you, you recognise her. So just offer basic acknowledgement and carry on.
You don't have to talk to her, you don't have to fuck her, you don't have to get married and have kids. You don't have to get accused of harassment and arrested. Just nod or say hi.
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke, /r9k/?
>>37556104
smoking is degen
camel 99's
i like long cigarettes because i can pretend they're cocks
>>37556104
Would really like to smoke but i really hate the taste.
When i smoke i smoke Camel Active.
Can I get a rundown on Ashley Jones? What happened to her? Where did she go? Was she raped by Sam Hyde?
Watching her old videos is so depressing.
>>37555977
Marky orbited the fuck out of her, autists doxxed her and yeah, she was just creeped the fuck out.
bumpareno oreg
>>37556027
why bump when your explanation is right>>37556018
>>37556018
>>37556018
here
Fembots have you ever been hurt by a robot?
If so, tell your story.
>>37555839
tits or gtfo bitchboy
>>37555839
"""""""""""""""'fembots"""""""""""""""""""" are the ones hurting robots
Lol at that picture
asianmasculinity.jpg
>Mom makes me drop a check off at the bank for her
>Never had to use the little air tubes before
>Pull up to the tubes
>Crack open the container and put the check in it
>Can't figure out how to put the container back in the holder
>There's a line of cars stacked up behind me
>Banker lady is staring at me through the window
>After about 3 minutes of suffering, I take the check out of the container, drop the container on the ground and fucking speed back home in embarrassment
I can't survive in the real world it seems.
fourty keks. i cant do it either
jesus fuck what is wrong with you people. you can't even preform the most basic of tasks without sperging out
>>37555830
The... the tubes? What the fuck kind of bank are you going to?
Why do people associate the Middle East with eternal war and Europe with peace and security?
I remember a professor telling us that Europe was the number one continent that has been most frequently at war. Even having civil wars and ethnic genocides in the 1990's. Compared to Europe, the Middle East have been mostly at peace.
Why do people not think like this and only look at the latest 20 years?
Gee OP, I do not know.
>>37555798
Because the MiddleEast is also filled to the brim with war and conflict.
China too actually (pic related).
Just because there is warfare in one place, doesn't make another place any less violent.
>>37555958
reminder that the famine under mao was china's last famine, after having a famine like every 10 years for millennia.
Why is modern society so obsessed with self body image? Are they so desperate to be sexually appealing?
I could probably build a top tier body myself but I don't bother cuz it's time consuming and boring and I've got more important shit to do than looks sexy, I just don't get it.
You could say that they're doing this for their own health and sense of well being but you don't need to seek a perfect body shape for that. All I see is that you wanna be more visually appealing to others than anybody else. It's just SEX, nothing else. You want to attract attention from opposite sex as much as you can and it gives you a desire to be even more perfect.
It can't get any more shallow than this, looks is everything for these people.
Do you really think only modern society cared about this shit?
>>37555786
This. Sex is a basic human drive.
what are you focused on that's so important OP
I'm in love with a fembot. How fucked am I?
>>37555762
>thinking fembots exist
Hopefully you like dick
>>37556357
this
originsl
>never had interest in sex
Anyone else here?
Probably all of 4chan
>>37555724
>khhv
>all i want is a qt to cuddle with
Y-yeah m..me t-too aanon.
I h-hate girls too-oo.
Yeah I don't really care. More interesting things imo
how exactly do you fap with tissues? do you cum on the wall then wipe it off?
you cum into the tissue, grab another to wipe your dick with, then dispose of them in the trash.
I use paper towels
>>37555800
>wiping your dick at all after and not enjoying that sweet smell the next morning
youre missing out anon
>21 year old virgin
>third day of nofap
>want to rape every girl that passes me by
>skinny manlet that looks 15 and too scared to even make eye contact with a girl
>nofap
Why do people do this?
>>37555563
Desperation. Some normie said it did wonders for their confidence and they got a gf so I'm trying it.
>Be manlet, dicklet, hungry skeleton, 30yo virgin
>Walk up to qt 7/10 short girl in alleyway
>Try to grab her from behind and force myself on her
>She hears me, turns around
>Puffs her chest out while breathing in
>Blows me away
>I Fly off into the sky
>Spaghetti streaming behind me
Remember /r9k/, in some parallel universe, this is happening right now.
The series where I'm a character must be boring as fuck.
>>37555545
This.
At best I am the friend of the hero
Or a side character that only dispenses info
>>37555665
My life is a school life anime and I'm the tertiary character, the outsider that serves as contrast to the main characters
The anime has 4.3/10 on that alternate universe's MAL
Is there a single piece of media out there that captures the feelings of going through life as well as the Dark Souls series?
>>37555301
This image is the exact same size in the preview as it is when selected
>>37555301
>Re:Zero
Make of that what you will, but the core idea is to transform Dark Souls to an Isekai Anime starrign a weeb in a tracksuit
>>37555395
>Reddit Zero
Baaaw I can't save my waifu
>Souls
A lonely battered soul goes up against neer impossible odds for no reason at all, simply because he knows nothing else