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>>37575634
>he doesnt think the orbiters are tranny loving faggots
Hes an anime poster for fucks sake of course hes a faggot

>>37575721
What about the guys who were actually fooled? Which one do you fall under?

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>>37575634
you know sometimes i go on here because i know that as bad as my life gets i don't think i'd ever stoop so low as to orbit some girl online (in this case it was a tranny but w/e). in some sick way you pathetic faggots make me feel a bit better, thanks i think

>>37575527
I got no respect for him. Female porn stars are the heroes of today's society. People who hurt porn stars are scum

>>37575545
Dude, he got life, LIFE he will never be free ever again EVER and just for punching some roastie, think about it. For a chad like him getting pussy is essential and he will never see pussy again.

>>37575578
She is NOT some roastie. She's a porn star. Do you know what porn stars go through? They willingly risk being a social pariah just to provide an outlet for the sexual repression and frustration of countless of incels. She deserves more respect that what this monster did

>>37575459
no.
i recommend hating normies or women, they're really easy to hate.

>>37575459
yeah, but the longer you browse here the more resentment you will build

although i highly doubt that most robots are actually racist/sexist either, at least not in a traditional sense. it's more just hating culture than anything.

>>37575459
Yeah, there are many different kinds of robots. Some are bitter, and some are just depressed.

You don't need hate to be a robot. You just need to be sad and not have a gf or social life.

>>37575440
It's shit. I thought you deserved to know, since no other robot was kind enough to tell you.
Complete shit.

>>37575440
This one is garbage, I can already tell this meme will get stale fast

>>37576058
>>37576188
>I can already tell this meme will get stale fast
But it was good until this dumb nigger made his unholy turd of a "meme"

Fuck these guys man, its what ledditors do
Beat a good joke dead and then keep flaying its corpse

>Dark eye circles
>Chinlet
>Complete shit haircut
>Joyless expression
>Fat

If pic related is you then I can understand why. Try presenting yourself in an appealing way before you get mad at women for rejecting you.

>>37575431
randomly asking people for sex is weird as hell dude

>>37576208
Do you have a mental deficiency too, Anon?

>>37575411
Depends on the job. What are you aiming for?

You look fine bro but the button up needs to be ironed

>>37575411
Probably not, but it depends on the job. Data entry sure, construction not so much.

>>37575349
Irritating

>>37575349
a whole new spectrum of excellence

>>37575349
It would probably be like dating yourself

>>37575333
How about we do it the right way and write one word per post, /r9k/ style
I'll start

"Dear"

>>37575333
why tho
nobody would read it

>"virtue signalling"
>wanna make the note funny

I'm not going to outright say don't do it, but I can tell your brain is not developed enough to make this decision.

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>>37575303

>she kind of flinches and pulls away if you hold on for too long

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>>37575303
>highschool
>want to get my oneitis a valentines day gift
>on my visit to the store see a giant teddy bear
>don't have enough money for it so I get her something else
>give it to her the next day
>she gets visibly ecstatic
>she hugs me and tells me "Anon you're the best!"
>she's warm
>her chest is against mine, breathing
>for the first time in my life I felt content
>see her on facebook the next day with a giant teddy bear saying "Thanks chad you're the best! <33"

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>oneitis says hi to me as we're crossing street
>get startled, bump into a person while returning the greeting
>she giggles
it was hopeless anyways lol

>>37575263
Hey, can I get a few pints of pure vodka?
I need to forget that I fucked up yet another shot at putting my life back on tracks.

>>37575278
What brand do you prefer, anon? I've got some Smirnoff here.

I've never ordered for myself at a bar. Just surprise me with anything alcoholic, please.

Am I supposed to vent before or after the drink?

>>37575250
>It's that simple. It's what every normal person does without thinking about it.
No they don't. Why don't you give us a few examples of when this worked for you?

>>37575276
>No they don't. Why don't you give us a few examples of when this worked for you?

Okay: early 20s, living in the city

Couldn't attract any women at work.

Go on OKCupid and hit up many women. Most aren't as good looking as their pictures, not even my type

Get drunk on every date and have sex with them anyways. To them I am "a hot guy" even though I am average

Did that a handful of times and slowly gained enough confidence to pull myself out of misery

if you only want to fuck, grow some balls and rape a girl. its not that hard.

>>37575188
There's no such thing as a nigger on earth that wants to steal your woman so he can wife her for himself and raise her children.

On this list. 1 and 5 are the only ones that's true.

>pull off biological imperative
>move on with life while well meaning cuck takes my place

was this supposed to be an issue

>>37575270
hmm maybe a woman wrote this to scare men.

>>37575166
Do shelf stocking at nights anon

>>37575197
But then i will never get to see my sister who is 9 still...well she already has a phone so shes probably going to end up being a bitch in a few years. I would prefer to work days though but i dont see anything like that, my mom would have to pick me up still since i cant drive yet

>>37575166
>Got a stem meme degree in EE
>looking for jobs online, hunting for hours
>virtually every ad requires 2+ years of experience minimum (majority want between 5-10 years)
>apply anyway to these jobs
>400+ applications sent over the course of 13 months. 4 interviews (no offers), a handful of rejection letters, and the rest don't respond
>parents passive aggressively attack me if I'm not constantly pumping out resumes during all my waking hours
>don't even want to work at this point anymore, just want some form of basic income

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When someone talks while they're eating or chews with their mouth open.

It shouldn't disturb/upset me like it does, but it'll make me distressed for hours if I have a good friend and I find out or see that they do this.

>>37575171
How distressed do you get? Have you lost friends over this before?
In my experience most people chew with their mouth closed, I can't remember the last time I noticed somebody over the age of 3 chewing with their mouth open.

>>37575154
Literally anyone being in my house so that I can't practice my autistic habits like walking around half-naked and day drink without getting judged


Also when I'm working on my car and some fucking faggot walks by trying to talk about it. I don't want to drop everything and talk to you, you fucking mongoloid, let me be a stupid tuner faggot in peace. Fuck suburbs.

>>37575015
Nope. I like them 5'4" - 5'11" with a petite frame.

Chubby? No.
Stacked? Yes.

>>37575015

I prefer chubby but tall. I like a woman who is strong, not a tall skinny model. alpha female type with wide hips to make strong kids with