Frog and Feels Tavern

>>37575263
Hey, can I get a few pints of pure vodka?
I need to forget that I fucked up yet another shot at putting my life back on tracks.

>>37575278
What brand do you prefer, anon? I've got some Smirnoff here.

I've never ordered for myself at a bar. Just surprise me with anything alcoholic, please.

Am I supposed to vent before or after the drink?

>>37575294
Not Smirnoff, it reminds me of my 18th birthday disaster, I bought 4 bottles and ended up downing up most of them alone,
anything but that is fine

Stayed till one and half in the morning talking with her in whatsapp. Tired as hell at work.

Why do i keep doing this when i have no chance with jer? When will we learn. Whats even more pathetic is that she is 19 and im 25.


Oh yeh, i onli drink mixes. Lightweight i know. Suprise me.

life still feels bad barkeep. just going through the motions. I'm scared of the unknown, even more as an underachiever. I know nothing good will come out of this life. Depression and anxiety is kicking my ass. I'm forced to go to work, I'm unhappy 24/7. I don't know why I'm still alive.

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>>37575317
I see. Here, got some svedka from the backroom. Don't drink it too quickly.

>>37575304
Either way is fine, I'll get to your drink now, along with >>37575327

>>37575339
There's bound to be something you could do, anon. Being an underachiever just makes it so that when you do get on track, it feels all the better.

One Budlight on the rocks please kind patron.

>>37575304
>>37575327
Here you go boys, two Sir Walter Scotts, cognac, rum,triple sec, grenadine, and lime juice.
>>37575446
Coming right up.

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>>37575489
Sorry about that, here are your drinks now.

I want a real gf, not a summer fling or a fuck a few times and never talk again kind of deal.
The girl I've been oneitising over is starting to give me the vibe that the most she would want out of somebody like me is a glorified fuck buddy, just like her other insecure geeky friends
It's just so fucking frustrating, knowing that the only thing keeping me from oneitis is myself, and that either way she probably is nothing like what I want from her. I'm going on vacation soon to see a bunch of Chad friends and while I'm sure that they could wingman me towards somebody quick flings aren't what I want.

Man, growing up sucks ass. When I was younger I had that puberty sex drive and would have killed for what I have now where the only thing keeping me from banging the girl I like is some endearingly awkward messages on messenger and a free day, but everything was just simpler and sex wasn't a big factor. Now I'm going into the last year of hs, am legally an adult, and that whole innocent relationships window is closing fast.
Jack Daniels please, it's the only alcohol I really like

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>>37575446
Here is your Budlight, sir.
If I may, how has your day been?

>>37575508
Perhaps she just isn't in the mood for any kind of serious relationship. There's always the option of waiting, but I wouldn't suggest that. I lost my virginity senior year with my prom date, and by that time I was disillusioned with the whole innocence thing, so I may not be the best counsel for this. We drifted apart the next year anyways.
Any preference on the JD? Like, do you want a specific label or just original black will do?

My wife is leaving me Anon. I need some of your strongest stuff.

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One jaegermeister with ice, please.

What do I do when im so introverted that I would never have sex with a girl, but at the same time im so lonely that I would give anything to just cuddle a girl. All I want is a lifecompanion. Guys always have to be so masculine these days.
Can you pay a hooker to just cuddle, or would she laugh at me for being such a fag?

>>37575263
just give me rum

>tfw have a chlidish crush on a girl that I'm gonna be hanging around for about a week

It's been years since we've last seen each other. I don't even really want to be in a relationship, but I still feel this anyway. Is there anything more pathetic, barkeep?

Double espresso please, I just woke up and need some sort of kick. The gf is giving me the moody and silent treatment again. I know it's probably not something I did, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.

I also got a motivation letter to write, let's hope this will be the first time doing that won't bomb.

Something strong please, strongest shit you have.
It was my birthday today, and I had fun with some of my friends, few though they may be, but something always felt off, or missing. She didn't text me or anything, and I feel stupid for caring so much. I'm a little tipsy right now and I just feel pretty shitty in general.

>>37575263
i got a shot at my oneitis, she actually liked me back but she wanted to wait because she just got out of a long relationship. somehow i fucked it up and now she doesnt like me and im fighting to stay her friend. whole thing sucks
I'll take JD black label

>>37575631
Original black will do barkeep, I'm no whiskey expert I just remember really liking the one that said Jack Daniels
I-I dunno, maybe I am just jumping to conclusions too quickly, I honestly barely know her embarrassingly enough (been crushing over her for like 8 months ffs), a conversation with a mutual friend about relationships prompted this whole mood tonight and god dammit I just can't get her out of my head. It's just embarrassing, liking girls. No matter who it is I end up getting way over my head and making an ass of myself. I've been crushing on her for EIGHT MONTHS and I still don't even have her number even though I originally told myself that she was going to be the girl I actually did things right with,courted like the normies do but noooope I still don't get it. She seemed as autistic as me but I somehow found a way to fuck it up.
At least it isn't like my last crush on that out of my league normie girl who eventually figured it out but didn't confront me because she didn't want me to feel bad. Finding out that /she/ treated you like a child does wonders for the male self image.
you know what barkeep? i will just have water, alcohol would not do me good tonight

A shot of gold tequila. And a double vodka soda. Please.

Im watching the calendar because I'm waiting for July 1. The one year mark of my best friend dying. It's going to suck. Things have been shit recently so this is just going to be the next shit thing.

If anyone feels like having a drink to Tron. Today or that day. He was really good at drinking. :)

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My life is at its lowest point ever

>was neet for 2 years
>wanted out
>feel for university meme
>picked a major
>TV, sounded cool
>met a guy
>become close friends
>Talked about a future together, making a company etc
>introduced me to meme-drugs
>waste 3 years being high home in my apartment >doing exactly the same things as when i was a neet, except now im high.
>3 years went fast
>still a virgin
>"graduate", still have left overs
>my close friends backstab me
>no future together
>move back home
>no job & disappointed parents
>drugs is the only thing that makes me happy

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>>37575818
>been one and a half years since friend shot himself

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>>37575690
Here, I even included the skull glass. Why is she leaving you, anon?

>>37575755
I've got another bottle. 96% ought to do the trick.
Sometimes I get that feeling with my friends, but I chalk it up to just having gotten older since we met, and there's always going to be something different with that regard.
Who is she, anon? It sounds like a female friend who you wanted to invite but obviously didn't reciprocate. There's nothing wrong with caring, just don't worry about it all day.

>>37575710
While I'm not sure about the hooker thing, I hear that some phone sex lines let clients ask for affectionate messages and other stuff like that.

>>37575767
What happened, anon? Surely there must have been some extraneous thing, not simply your fault.

>>37575768
Fair enough, it's best to keep a level head in a situation like this. Sorry to hear about that.

I'll get your guys' drinks out soon.

>>37575263
I'll take a shot of whiskey. I got this childish crush on a chick that always hits me up, idk if she's got one on me too.

>>37575875
>female friend who I wanted to invite
Ha... ha... ha
It was an ex I'm not over
>inb4 normie
Don't really care

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>>37575263

Was texting a girl throughout the week but it stopped.. we met at practice yesterday and as usual she seems to be kinda cold towards me. Which is weird because I thought we were getting better because we texted.

It's not the ride kind of cold, more playful but anyway she doesn't seem to like me, but I find her awfully cute.

As usual now it's back to "forget her and move on". I hate this phase because it's the hardest one to do, and this time round I really don't know how to do it.

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>>37575912
I think I know the feel.
picture related.

>>37575875
Thats the fun part. Its her fucking friends in her ear. They're sitting there telling her that she would be having more fun if she was single. I just don't know what to do anon. Its like nothing I say matters anymore.

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>>37575710
Here's your drink

>>37575750
Women are fickle things, and probably everyone in the tavern can agree to that.
I believe in you, anon. I bet you'll write a great letter.

>>37575818
I can't imagine how rough that is, I'm sorry.
Have you talked to any of your other friends about it?

>>37575903
Could always just ask flat out. Mixed results but at least you'll get a direct answer, none of that leading on shit.

>>37575908
Nothing wrong with that.
I've become a normie, I guess, but I can't just leave this place behind.

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>>37575945

It doesn't help at all anon, jerking off.

I usually get really depressed in these kind of situations and uhh, I don't really know what to do. Just when you think you got a chance everything comes crashing down.

How do i tie the other end of the noose so it doesnt come undone? I can tie a noose, but im unsure what knot to tie to the tree so it doesnt untie while im hanging. Any ideas?

>>37575854
what did you major in maybe you still have a chance bro

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>>37575725
And here's your rum.
It's definitely not the most pathetic thing I've seen, this is /r9k/ after all. What's the occasion, anon? You could be able to decide what you really feel about her there.

>>37575957
Fucking hell. It's always the friends that get you in the end. Is confronting her about them out of the question?

>>37575976
I don't tie nooses, anon, I just serve the drinks.

>>37575996
Television & media communication studies, i'm a pretty decent editor and photographer, but as a person, im not fit for it. You need to be forward as a person, love hunting for contacts and new jobs etc. I'm a INFP.. maybe i can make it alone, just sucks to get backstabed..

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>>37575976
Ive never tried it obviously, but pic related is designed to tighten when you pull in the loose end. Nice and simple. Dont know what its called in english tho.

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>>37575750
Here's your espresso.

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>>37575767
I actually have a Lemmy bottle, here you go.

>>37575868
I wonder what that's like. Knowing he chose to do it vs it being an accident out of his control

>>37576015
Every time I try she just heads back over to their place and they just convince her again. I just don't understand why she's being so stupid. We've been together for 4 years and she's about to let a friend she met 4 months ago kill our marriage.

>>37575976
>>37576032
Just want to add a disclaimer.
I dont recommend killing yourself, but if you really want to, there are better ways to do it than hanging yourself.

>>37575968

Grab me a coke zero bartender. I don't like alcohol..

Anyone have any tips on what I should do? I'm literally going insane soon.

>>37576031
At least you managed to finish your major that's more than most people here. Sucks about the drugs and backstabbing man else you could've made it together. Aren't there online jobs in that sector with minimum human contact though?

I'm turning 24 tomorrow and I'm still a KHV with no real life friends.
Just fuck my shit up forever, barkeep.

>>37576034
Thanks barkeep, that should keep me going for quite a while.

>>37576015
>>And here's your rum.
>>It's definitely not the most pathetic thing I've seen, this is /r9k/ after all. What's the occasion, anon? You could be able to decide what you really feel about her there.
Just visiting family, and friends of the family. I'm wholly convinced that she's probably going to ignore me or something, and parts of me are going to feel depressed.

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>>37576064
How about you try to forget her by focusing on your career?

>>37576098

I'm a uni student anon, it's holidays now. Which makes it even worst because I don't have much to do and the thought of her haunts me everyday. And it's not like i can cut her off, we are sort of in the same interest club and ehh I still got to see her many times.

I mean I just want to lose all sense of hope towards having her as my gf, not cut off her completely but honestly hope is the killer here.

Im not old enough to drink, so just give me a coke.

I've been struggling with lack of motivation, like whats the point?

>>37575965
thing is, barkeep, we've been out together a couple of times but I don't think she thought of them as dates. I might be a huge fucking idiot that can't take a hint.

>>37575263
i said something the other day that really upset my gf and I've since apologised and she seemed to accept it but she still seems really upset about it what do robots


also some jager thanks

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>>37575818
I'll get that vodka soda out soon.

>>37576064
On it.
Sit, breathe deeply, and think a bit.

>>37576088
Are you in school, working, or what? If so, then you have a chance to connect with people.

>>37576096
No problem.

>>37576097
I'd say try and reach out to her anyways. With luck, you may be able to revive your friendship, and maybe get something more. The worst thing that could happen is that nothing changes, but no change is better than a bad change.

>>37576143
Do you have any goals, anon? If you do, then you have to realize that it would be good for you to strive towards them. The depressed, while good for my business, don't make for happy atmospheres.

>>37576162
Well shit, that's a bummer. I think I have a guide book around here somewhere for that.

>>37576213
>Are you in school, working, or what? If so, then you have a chance to connect with people.
I work at a shitty retail job but that's it.
Get me something strong, please.

>>37575818
Here you are, anon, I hope you don't mind the lime.

>>37576061
Like what?
Totally origami post

>>37576213
>Do you have any goals, anon?

Yeah, i'm going for 99 fishing on Runescape, but i probably have to fish for ~50 hours before i get a better method than i have now, and i just cant find the motivation :(

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>>37575903
Here's your whiskey.

>>37576270
Could always donate your body to science. It would be for a good cause at least.
The exit bag is still a classic.

>>37576245
That's a start. How are you with your coworkers?

>>37576287
I remember this one thread on /v/ where a guy got high and sat down to play runescape. When he got out of it he had been fishing for like 12 hours straight and caught a whole bunch of shit. Could always try that.

>>37576332
>I remember this one thread on /v/ where a guy got high and sat down to play runescape. When he got out of it he had been fishing for like 12 hours straight and caught a whole bunch of shit. Could always try that.

I'd like to do that, but i have school and stuff like that, and my parents wouldn't let me play for 12 hours straight anyway

>>37576064
>>37576143
Here you go gentlemen

>>37576360
I was going to say that you should wait till vacation and go over to a friend's house, but then I realized that would be an awful lot of effort just for catching fish in runescape.
Still, it's an option.

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>>37576393
Shit, sorry about that.

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>>37576250
And I'm just on a roll tonight.

>>37576393
>I was going to say that you should wait till vacation and go over to a friend's house, but then I realized that would be an awful lot of effort just for catching fish in runescape.
Still, it's an option.

Yeah, i think i'll just set myself a goal of ~1 hour of fishing every day, and then just do it over summer vacation.

>>37576332
>That's a start. How are you with your coworkers?
I only really speak to them when spoken to (which is pretty rare), or when it's necessary.
Can you get me a Yuengling, please?

3 shots of whatever is the strongest. I want to either die or forget.

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>>37575263

Fuck man, I love her so much but I can't compete with the chad that likes her too... I don't know what to do

>>37576448
What if you drink so much you forget to die?

I've got a 3000 word essay due tomorrow morning. I've done barely fuck all, just want to escape. Worst part is that I have two more papers after due this weekend that I haven't started either. I'm fucking dead barkeep.

>Tfw the frog and feels might as well be a gay bar

>>37576471
Then all the better. I just want to wake up and have no recolection of everything, or die and not have to worry. Either is fine

>>37576172
bartender don't fuckin ignore me

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>>37576448
I'll do you two better.

>>37576462
What do you have that you can offer her? Money, attention, there's got to be something you can best Chad on.

>>37576473
That's what caffeine is for.

>>37576484
It's not like any fembots would want to be here.

>>37576488
>>37576514
Lul ignored again + dubs

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>>37576488
Apologies, anon, it's a bit hectic tonight.

>>37576514
Fuck yea, you're the best barkeep. Death or Amnesia here I come

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>>37576473
Don't drink it too quickly.

>>37576444
Hey barkeep, my man, you forgot my drink.

>>37576250
>>37576407
I love lime. Thank you being acknowledged here is the best I've felt in days.

I don't have anyone to talk with about my friend. He had this big group of friends.. but I'm an outcast. They don't talk to me. The couple people I talk to tell me they don't want to hear about it. I'm used to doing my own thing though. I mostly miss listening to music. Way too many songs remind me of this or that.. and I cry.

>>37576514

I try my best to give her attention, gifts, making conversation. He kinda orbits her so it's obvious to her and EVERYONE ELSE that he likes her. She just accept it tho. Fuck me man, hate it when my best is not good enough

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>>37576599
Here you are, sorry.
Damn image size limits

>>37576418
Old school or RS3?

>>37576213
alright barkeep, one last two-part question for the night: how and when should I just ask her out?

>>37576635
Rs3, im 72 rn, so i'm doing barb fishing to 93 before i start waterfall fishing in priff.

>>37576656
Damn dude RS3 should be piss easy then. Get the shark outfit and set it to consume and just do barbarian fishing. It's macro efficient as well.

>>37576697
i'm lvl 11 invention rn, and i need lvl 20, so its probably easy to get. Thanks for the help bro

Okay I'm just tired of living. What's the fastest, surefire way out that doesn't cause too much pain, and doesn't require any equipment? I'm thinking jumping off from a high place.

>>37576756
Jump off building with noose;instantly snapped neck. Make sure the drop is at least 4-5 stories

>>37576756
The best method of suicide is booking an appointment with a therapist, you need help.

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>>37576643
>how
I'm not sure what else I can say besides just walking up to her and asking or texting her.
Unless you want to do something special, in that case I can only tell you not to be too artistic with it.
>when
As soon as you find free time that matches up with your and her schedules/whatever are free.
Here, a dirty shirley for good luck

It's been fun, anons , but I have to go to sleep now.
There should be another barkeep something over soon.

>>37576756
Go see a therapist.

Oregano

good morning. dont mind me, brought some cognac myself.

>>37576850
Nights barkeep-san.

>>37575263
Surprise me barkeep.
Drown my sorrows.

I can't put into words how I feel, I'm too exhausted to try.

I am plagued by failure wherever I go. I can't catch a break.

The fact I can choose when I can an hero gives me comfort. Morbid as it sounds, I find assurance that it give me some control.