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Well, anon, tell us about it. :^)
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>>37612889

This pic kills the senpai
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>>37612889
this is peak degeneracy
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I fucked a hooker. I was drunk and my boner died after five minutes. I didn't get to come. Also she was fat, ugly and old. I was 18.

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>tfw your little sister doesn't want to have sex with you
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Explain why people are fawning over this anime. It just seems like Oreimo 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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>>37612856
>kirino clone
>not even blood related
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>>37612879
>>37612887
>oreimofags

it's a "anon does the moonwalk in front of his entire high school" daydream again
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>>37612813

It's a "anon's teeth all fall out" dream again
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>>37612813
It's a "anon goes up to his crush and spills his spaghetti" dream again
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>>37612813
its an "anon has a dream about his dad being raped in the ass while he is forced to watch" dream again

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comfy /nightwalk/ thread. im listening to some lo-fi and enjoying the full moon, houw bout you anon?

kinda wish it was winter though ;_;
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>>37612801
here, have a song OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIcSxpgRpKI
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>>37612980
a bit too 80s for my taste

tell me what you think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVo1jRVe-Qk&list=PL9d1RYfyG1Jx0Rym91mSNrjK4-oY8BsVB&index=25
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>go for nightwalk
>see another person
>they cross the path/street/park to avoid you

welp

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>5'1 white girl tells me 6 inches is eh

Why are white girls so picky
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She's obviously been blacked
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>>37612797
I'm sorry the roastie hurt your feelings, dicklet.
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>>37612797
This is how it works on the internet. If you want to fuck grow a spine and talk to women in real life.

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What cringy things do you wear/have worn anons?
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>>37612661
I used to wear trench coats\fedora before I knew the connotations. I didn't have much exposure to the internet until my teen years, and I liked old film noir growing up.

I now wear a couple of varsity jackets a lot of the time, and I don't know if that's cringe or not
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>>37612719
Its all depends on how old you are though
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>>37613083
20, one's from my University.

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why do norms always ask these questions?
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it seems like i only cry why i wake up, sort of automatically
the pain of life hits at once and squeezes a few rivulets out
but my guard rises quickly and the emotion is swallowed into the void
no one is ever around to witness this occurrence so i don't have to field questions
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>>37612637
>are you ok anon?
>just tired
>are you ok anon?
>just tired
>are you ok anon?
>just tired
>are you ok anon?
>just tired
>are you ok anon?
>just tired
...
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when they ask you that you say "nothing, I'm good, and you?" stop being so autistic

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Why the fuck isn't there a movie about him yet?, only shitty documentaries, it could be amazing if they made it properly
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>Rich gook
>wants hot girls to throw themselves at him
>rampage stopped by a door.

How do you guys even relate to him?
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>>37612586
He's not compelling. Arrogant nerds are a dime a dozen.
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Elliot isn't dead you dumb ass.

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I've been drunk for over a week and now the alcohol hardly has any effect on me. I just get a bit tired.

What to do?
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>>37612579
Try some heroin?
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upgrade to rubbing alcohol
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Take painkillers, then start drinking

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Are manic pixie dream girls a meme?
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>>37612478

More of a trope and a tired one
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If you live in a big city just find out whenever a local punk band is going to play and you can find plenty of women like this.

I personally never have talked to any, but every time I go to an Alkaline trio or Brand New show in Chicago I see girls like this constantly.
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What would you do in this situation lads?

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> Ever research the effects of BPA in water bottles?
> Ever notice how much birth control makes its way back to the water supply?
> That fluoride sure makes you complacent, huh?
> Atrazine, atrazine on everything
> Frogs are turning gay, not even joking
> Rise of lgbt communities with a clear spike in trassexualism.
> Media just so happens to encourage this behavior.

Look at people from the 1950's, they have greater sexual dimorphism than this generation could ever hope for.
Ever see transsexuals in old porn? They look manly, don't they? These days girly faced twinks are a dime a dozen, with implants they look almost identical to natal females.
You are being manipulated and your food supply is being tainted, act now or surrender.
This is NOT normal, you are being lied to. The government is experimenting on the population of herded cattle, whether to curve population growth or promote another agenda, I don't know.

Please listen to me, look at the declining testosterone statistics for crying out loud.
Something is wrong.
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why am I balding then
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Literally drop carbs and start doing keto, and literally all those issues become nonissues. +nocancer +nodiabeetus +nofat
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>Tfw girly faced twink
What can we do about it anon? I believe you but what can be done? It's in the water. It's over.

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>when did you start pissing in bottles?
>how many in your room right now?

>6months ago
>pic related
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>>37612411
>mfw I realize for some people this is not just a meme
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>>37612411
When I turned 18 out of high school in 2009.
I empty them from my apartment balcony into my neighbor's potted plants once a week on average, but I haven't been motivated lately.
Currently have five under my desk.
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>>37612411

Is it really that hard for you to go to the toilet?

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I'm trying the whole youtube thing again. What do you guys think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcBW8Oz4t3M&t=3s
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I'm sorry but this video is unwatchable. There doesn't seem to be a point. There's nothing compelling me to watch more than 5 seconds. Your voice is annoying. Stop acting. Fucking relax. Just talk about something that interests you.
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>>37612692
That's a poorly formed opinion, kid. If you didn't watch more than 5 seconds, then you're useless.
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Leave autism and talking about frogs to the whites, make music and hop on the "I'm a weeb" bandwagon by making subtle dragonball super references and how you think one piece and bleach are so great

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>Learned to masturbate at 12 (currently 21) by stroking to bring the skin up as well with NO LUBE
>Always thought that was the right away
>Fap once a day
>Have to death grip (have a sad cum bb) my dick and jack off at a speed to put the flash to shame to be able to cum
>Dick nerves are fucked up now
>Takes forever to cum
>Have had sex about two dozen times and have never came once
>mfw
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>>37612183

Wait, you're telling me this is the wrong way to do it?

JUST
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I've jerked that way for 15 years and I still get a big hard boner and cum a lot if I stroke with lube
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I know that feel anon. I just had sex for the first time the other day and I barely felt a thing when she was giving me head and I couldn't cum after 15 minutes of sex. I suppose it's better than being a one pump chump, because at least she enjoyed it, but ngl it was pretty frustrating for me. I just wish I used lube or something when I was jacking off for all those years.

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Recommend anime to me. Preferably ones that will help me cope with no gf but others are fine too if they're good.
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>Welcome to the NHK

That should do the trick
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Neon Genesis Evangelion is the only appropriate response
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Hellsing ultimate
Monster
First 3 seasons of naruto
Descendents of darkness
Cowboy bebop
Samurai champloo
Afro samurai
Bleach season 1

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